The students of Xingluo Royal Academy are divided into three levels. Students who have just entered the school and those whose strength is less than level 25 are on the first level, which is called Tianxing. There is another level between level 25 and level 30.
If you are at the Xingyue level and above level 30, you will enter the highest Xingluo level.
Now Tang Xuan has just entered school and is only at the most ordinary star level. Even if Tang Xuan's grandfather is a Contra, he cannot break this rule. In the Star Luo Royal Academy, he can only climb up step by step through his own strength.
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Tang Xuan thought in his mind that he should set a small goal first and reach the Star Luo level before the age of 11.
The admission procedures were completed quickly. After Tang Xuan walked around the college, Teacher Su Fan led Tang Xuan to the campus where Tianxing was located, where Tang Xuan wanted to study.
Then he led Tang Xuan to the student dormitory.
Tang Xuan's room was a single room. Finally, Tang Xuan was led to an adverse cultivation environment suitable for Tang Xuan's cultivation.
At this time, the sky was already gray, so the teacher took his leave. Tang Xuan went to the student cafeteria to have a meal, and then returned to the dormitory. He cleaned the dormitory and sat cross-legged on the bed, running exercises to cultivate his soul power.
After spending the whole night practicing, Tang Xuan got up early in the morning and put on his special custom-made weights.
During this exercise on campus, Tang Xuan didn't run very fast, but the advantage was that he lasted longer. When Tang Xuan ran to a forest named Yunlei, he saw a young man exercising here, and energy burst out from the young man from time to time.
With the thunder and lightning, it can be seen that this young man is not weak.
Tang Xuan stopped and observed the boy's movements. The boy didn't have any special movements. He was just hitting a boulder tightly. The boulder was already full of fist and claw marks, which proved that the boy was here.
I have been practicing for a long time.
This was the first time that Tang Xuan saw someone working so persistently and hard like himself. Tang Xuan just looked at the young man in front of him quietly.
The young man, who seemed to have sensed something, turned back to look at Tang Xuan. Their eyes met, with their black pupils and golden eyes looking at each other.
In Tang Xuan's eyes, this young man is not handsome. He has a smile on his face, and there is a bit of meanness in his smile. He is wearing yellow clothes without any decoration. The whole person gives people a very simple look.
Feeling. But this simplicity makes people feel very funny.
Suddenly this funny young man came towards Tang Xuan, stared at Tang Xuan and asked, "What's the matter? Junior."
"No, I just saw the seniors practicing hard here and stopped to observe."
The funny boy saw the weight on Tang Xuan and said to Tang Xuan: "Junior is also practicing."
During the conversation with this young man, Tang Xuan learned that his name was Wu Pengfei.
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Independent chapter - Wu Pengfei's growth history
The day I was born, the fat nurse was carrying me to the nursery, but her foot slipped and I fell forward! She even pinned me down! If I hadn’t been so tenacious, I would have been killed by these two hundred people.
The multi-kilo meat ball was smashed to death!
My father was uneducated, so he was confused when it came to choosing a name. Just then he saw a flying peng on the roadside, so he was immediately inspired. He slapped the table and said, "Let's call it Li Pengfei!"
Submit the birth certificate to the relevant department and give me a registered permanent residence.
I don’t know which grandson did it, but Li Pengfei was written as Wu Pengfei!
So the biggest joke ever appeared on my household registration book!
My real father’s name is Li Guofu, and my name is Wu Pengfei. I’m going to blame your uncle. Which 2B idiot gave me the hukou? Have you ever seen a son who doesn’t have the same surname as his father?
But my family came from a rural area and my parents were uneducated, so the matter was settled.
When I was 3 years old, I wore crotchless pants and played throwing stones with four children. As a result, I broke the glass of Uncle Li’s house next door!
I swear! The stone that hit the glass of Uncle Li’s house was definitely not thrown by me! It was done by the other four children! Then Uncle Li came out and asked who did it.
The hands of these four grandsons are pointing at me at the same time. That’s a tacit understanding! Silence here is better than sound! I’m sorry, you grandsons are trying to trick me, right? I will never play with you again! I
I was thinking fiercely...
As a result, my father paid for the glass and gave me a nasty beating when I got home.
When I was 4 years old, I was walking behind my mother, but I forgot that my mother had the habit of closing the door. As a result, my head was caught in the door. I cried loudly and my head was swollen like a big-headed monster baby.
It took many months for the swelling to subside.
When I was 5 years old, my teacher refused to let me advance from kindergarten to first grade because I confused the pinyin of the Xingluo language with the alphabet of Tiandou. As a result, I was gloriously placed in the lower grade!
When I was 6 years old, I showed off my bad taste during class. I took out a bottle of Jianlibao drink and shook it in front of other children. When I opened the ring, all the drink sprayed out, making my deskmate Xiaoxue wet. I hurriedly helped her.
Wipe! Then the school bell rang and the teacher came in. He was a bald middle-aged man with a rather wretched appearance. He shouted at the top of his lungs: "Let that girl go!"
Then he took me to the office and gave me ideological education. He said that I was precocious, blasphemous to female classmates, and had a bad nature, so I was almost expelled. Later, my father gave the grandson two big cocks, and he finally kept me.
When I came down, they said that the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, and they asked me to continue to stay in the kindergarten for another year.
When I was 7 years old, I finally graduated from kindergarten! I was successfully promoted to Xingluo Royal Academy. My father burst into tears and told everyone: "My son has a future!"
When I was 8 years old, several children and I went to someone's garden to steal apples. We were discovered by someone's rabid dog, which chased us! We ran as fast as we could! I don't know what was going on, but I was obviously running in front.
, but the dog just fell in love with me! He surpassed several other children, threw me to the ground, and bit me violently! Those grandchildren were not loyal enough, and they all ran away! Later, I went to the hospital for several stitches.
I also received a rabies vaccine. The college was afraid that I would infect my classmates, so they gave me a 6-month long vacation, which was longer than my summer vacation. This time I was really happy!
When I was 9 years old, my parents were not at home. I wanted to clean the glass and give them a surprise. But I couldn’t stand still and fell straight down! I live on the second floor! I live on the second floor! But I broke a leg.
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When I was 10 years old, I went to the toilet with my classmates to learn how to smoke. The dean suddenly came to check the toilet! These grandchildren were very experienced. They threw the cigarette butts directly into the toilet, flushed it, and then quickly took out the gum from their pockets and chewed it hard! I was the only one who still did it.
The idiot chuckled at the dean of students while holding a cigarette in his mouth...
When I was 11 years old, I failed to confess my love to a girl! I decided to commit suicide by buying a bottle of Tiandou brand pesticide! I used 1 Gintama coin in exchange for the pesticide from the owner of the pesticide store. As a result, I drank a piece of my toenail, and I vomited for a whole day.
Late at night, I was already exhausted the next morning.
When I was 12 years old, I looked back and realized that my life was full of tragedies. I committed suicide by buying pesticides for the second time! But this time I was smarter and changed to a pesticide store. After I bought it, I opened the bottle cap and found that I had been hit by a pesticide.
Another bottle! My eyes filled with tears and I thought it’s been twelve years! Twelve years! I finally won the drink and got another bottle! At that time, I didn’t even think about committing suicide, so I took the bottle cap and went to the pesticide store.
I ran over to the boss and bought another bottle, then returned home with a silly smile. I saw my father and mother sitting on the sofa, with the pesticide bottle without the cap on the coffee table. They looked at me with stern expressions.
As a result, I received another nasty beating. From then on, I vowed never to drink pesticides again!
In the same year, I stood under a telephone pole to urinate, but unexpectedly the pole leaked electricity! Damn it, it almost electrocuted me! I cried at that time, I thought I had offended someone, I just wanted to pee.
I almost killed myself!
At the age of 13, I was finally promoted to a Star Luo-level student, but my report card can be described in a poem: There are a sea of people in front of me, but I am the only one in the back. So I was promoted to a Star Luo-level student entirely because my martial spirit is a top-notch beast.
Martial Spirit - Golden-winged Lei Peng.
Although his grades were poor and he was ranked last among others, he was still promoted successfully! Dad decided to hold a promotion banquet!
In the same year, my mother bought me a soul-guided bicycle - a 1258', which I rode to school every day. I didn't have any objections. The college was not far from home, and I could ride home in about fifteen minutes.
Riding a bicycle, I became more and more proficient in cycling skills. Now I can completely let go of the handlebars and ride, just like acrobatics. But something unexpected happened! When I let go of the handlebars, I didn't notice something in front of me.
A small pebble hit me, and the front tire rolled over me. I fell straight down, and I didn't even have time to use my spirit. My chin hook fell off and my left arm was fractured. My parents rushed me to the hospital for treatment.
I stayed in the hospital for seven days, my arm was in a cast, and the hook on my chin was hooked up again.
My girlfriend who had been with me for three months came to visit me in the hospital. She left a message saying "You are a good person" and then left. I thought to myself that you actually wanted to call me a fool. That's right. Who can tolerate having his boyfriend's head beaten when he was a child?
A macho man who squatted under a door for two years in a kindergarten, broke his leg when he fell from the second floor, failed to commit suicide by drinking pesticide for the second time, almost got electrocuted when he peed, and even broke his chin hook while riding a bicycle?
On the day I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor told me that after the chin hook fell off once, it would be easy to fall off again in the future, so he taught me how to reattach the chin hook myself, and told me to pay attention not to chew too fast or talk too fast when eating in the future.
The speed cannot be too fast, the mouth cannot be opened wide to shout or sing...
Although I have tried my best to pay attention to this problem, accidents still happen from time to time. One time when I was eating in the cafeteria at noon, my jaw dropped while I was eating, and my mouth watered. As a result, three old ladies across from me called me a stinky bastard and a stinky hooligan.
I'm in trouble, no matter how bad my vision is, I can't look at you three dinosaurs and drool, right? I'm so damn speechless...
Soon, my name spread throughout the Star Luo Royal Academy.
In Star Luo City and Star Luo Royal Academy, you don't have to know the number one school beauty, but you absolutely can't not know the number one joke - Mr. Wu Pengfei.
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This article is an independent article, I wrote it specifically for one of my best friends. (Evil smile)
There are many details that don’t match the setting, so just treat it as a funny article.