Chapter 66 Soul Caller Bird: Why We Come to This Bird Doesn't Shit
Chapter 66 Soul Caller Bird Why do we come to this place where birds don’t poop?
Outside the Sword Tomb, under the shade of a tree where the sun cannot shine, a small soul-calling bird, about the size of a pheasant, was chirping and complaining.
"Lord Patriarch, why do we come to such a place where birds don't poop?
Here we need spiritual energy but no spiritual energy, we need blood food but no blood food, there is nothing!"
"Why do you want to give up the village at the foot of the mountain to Yue Yue Yao Chan and the others?
Although there were not many people there, it was enough for us to eat for a long time!
I haven’t eaten human food for a long time, I miss the taste so much!
The wings covered with bone spurs flapped rapidly, bringing up the slightest bit of wind, cutting the surrounding thatch, venting his dissatisfaction.
His tone was innocent, but the content was full of cruelty.
Between opening and closing the mouth, they are all eating people!
The leader of the clan he spoke of was a larger soul-calling bird, more than three times larger than the small soul-calling bird.
Almost as big as an ostrich.
His bone spurs have turned the color of jade.
"First of all, we are just birds. Don't say anything about birds not pooping. Secondly..."
"But we really don't poop?"
Before the clan leader finished speaking, he was interrupted by the little soul-calling bird.
He looked up innocently and asked: "Clan leader, do you want to poop?"
A trace of embarrassment and anger flashed across the face of the soul-calling bird leader.
“You’re the one who wants to shit!
Bah! If you can’t speak, shut up!
We come here because of the order of the Demon King. Once the matter is done, we can be taken back to the Demon Realm.
When you enter the City of Soul Calling, there will be no shortage of people to feed you!
If things don't work out, you just wait to become meat on the human race's table and be eaten by the human race!"
The little soul-calling bird was not frightened at all.
I waved my bone spur wings and watched it over and over again.
"But clan leader, my body is full of bones and no flesh!
Unlike humans, the meat on the chest is big, soft, juicy, and especially delicious!"
Thinking of the person he had eaten before, the little soul-calling bird looked nostalgic. There was even a trace of drool dripping from the corner of his mouth.
"Then I'll make you stew."
The leader of the Soul Calling Clan felt extremely tired and angry, and did not want to get entangled with him at all.
He increased his speed and flew towards the sword tomb.
Soul-calling birds are a special race that is half demon and half ghost.
Their race is a demon, but their characteristics are closer to the ghost race.
Born in haze and raised in darkness.
Covered in white bones, he is naturally connected to the underworld and can summon the souls of the dead.
Summon the dead souls to fight.
The powerful soul-calling bird can control an army of hundreds of thousands or millions of undead.
It is said that there was once a soul-calling bird that had just broken through the demon king realm, summoned a hundred thousand undead souls, and besieged a demon king who was more powerful than him.
When all the demon clan thought that the Soul Summoning Bird was doomed, they discovered that the Soul Summoning Bird could continuously summon the undead.
The more he beats him, the more and more undead people he kills.
He consumed the opponent's demon king to death, and his army of undead directly grew to two hundred thousand.
Became an absolute force and established the Soul-Calling City.
Even the demon king who is more powerful than them is not willing to provoke them easily.
This race of soul-calling birds is not a race in the city of soul-calling birds, but a lone branch within the realm of the human race.
The so-called clan leader, in fact, the total number of soul-calling birds in their group does not exceed ten.
However, it's enough.
Glancing at the mountain in front of him, the clan leader's eyes flashed with light.
The Sword Tomb was once a special address for the human race, where countless human geniuses gathered.
But this is also the place where the monsters and ghosts have a huge victory over the human race.
Countless human geniuses all died here. This is a place that almost ended the human race.
This seemingly small mountain has buried countless geniuses and monsters.
He and the nine tribesmen held a soul summoning ceremony, which could completely wrap up the entire sword tomb.
Summon countless undead to come out to fight.
Look at this vast sword tomb.
The leader of the soul-calling bird tribe seemed to be able to see that he was about to command the undead all over the mountain.
Cleanse these hundreds of miles of mountains and rivers and turn this place into a hell on earth.
Causing huge harm to humanity.
With supreme honor, he entered the demon realm and became the guest of the demon king.
There is even a chance to become the Demon King yourself!
Take command!
Thinking of the wonderful thing, a proud smile appeared on the old face covered with bone spurs of the soul-calling bird clan leader.
However, the little guy on the side soon said something, and his face froze:
"Clan leader, your expression is so slutty. Do you want to poop?"
"roll!!!!"
If it weren't for the sparse number of soul-calling bird tribesmen, he really wanted to kill this bastard directly.
Several soul-calling birds hid themselves and quickly approached the sword tomb, but were blocked by the formation.
"What should I do? Chief, I can't get in!
Why don't we go back? There seem to be a lot of people in the small village at the foot of the mountain. It's too late for us to go back now!
We can still grab a few people from Yue Yue Yao Chan! Enough for us to have a full meal!"
The clan leader pondered for a moment, somewhat unwillingly.
Entering the demon realm, they can live freely and wantonly.
Instead of being as frightened as now, worrying about dying at any time every day!
Moreover, in the Demon Realm, some human blood food is raised, and you can eat it if you want.
No need to be as sneaky as now, no need to worry about being hunted down!
No need to go hungry!
While several soul-calling birds were hesitating, the little guy let out an exclamation!
"Chief, come quickly, there is a hole here! You can go in!"
The clan leader came over and took a look, and sure enough there was a hole.
The entrance of the cave is not big, so the little soul-calling bird can easily go in, but due to its larger size, it can only go in half of its body.
The clan leader gritted his teeth and chopped off one of his bone wings.
Then he rushed into the sword tomb.
As soon as they landed, before they could get excited, several soul-calling birds fell into a big pit.
There are various unknown liquids in the pit, exuding a foul smell!
The defenseless soul-calling birds were covered in blood.
Although they escaped quickly and cleaned up quickly, their faces were not pretty!
"Clan leader, I was wrong. This is not a place where birds don't poop. There is poop everywhere!"
The little soul-calling bird complained while cleaning its body.
"Shut up!"
The clan leader had no intention of arguing with him.
I was already very unhappy when I broke a wing, but I actually fell into a manure pit.
When had he ever been insulted like this?
He wants to pull out the guy who set up this cesspit, kill him, wake him up, and kill him again!
"Disperse and arrange the soul summoning ceremony!"
As soon as he finished speaking, ten soul-calling birds rushed out in different directions.
A few soul-calling birds also met the skeleton monster in the pine forest. They grabbed the skeleton monster excitedly and started playing happily.
He removed the bones of the skeleton monster, stuffed them into his mouth, and started chewing them.
Bang, bang, crunch!
"What a pity, there are only a few bones left!
And the time is not short, there is no fragrance at all.
It can only be used for toothpaste and grinding teeth!"
However, just after taking two steps, he kicked a piece of inconspicuous weeds, and a sharpened piece of wood shot directly through the grass.
He pushed the soul-calling bird back several steps.
Although he was not injured, he felt insulted.
However, before he could get angry, on the way back, he stepped on another trap and was directly tied to his claws by a tiger vine.
One was unstable and was dragged away and hung upside down.
The soul-calling bird No. 1 was furious, its bone wings were like knives, and it lightly sliced through, directly cutting off the tiger vine.
"Ahhhh, who is it! I want to eat him!"
But after falling down, there was another cesspit underground.
The soul-calling bird directly hit a grand slam, and its mouth was filled with yellow paste.
These are the disgusting things left by the wild boars and pheasants that Xu Changan disposed of before.
It's not a formal trap, just find a place to deal with it and take advantage of it.
If someone falls into it, it is a trap. If no one falls in, it will become fertilizer for this land over time.
Clearly, these soul-calling birds have hit the jackpot.
I was full after eating it!
Not only him, but the other soul-calling birds also encountered similar traps.
One is more insidious than the other.
Each one is more disgusting than the other!
They haven't reached their location yet, haven't seen anyone yet, and are already in a state of panic.
"I will never say that a bird doesn't poop again!"
The little soul-calling bird got up from a manure pit angrily and kept vomiting on the side!
Only the old soul-calling bird leader, relying on his extraordinary strength, avoided one trap after another.
But even though he was not injured, he was still very embarrassed!
At the same time, Xu Changan opened his eyes in the stone house, and the soul-calling birds touched the warning device left by Xu Changan.
Excitement showed in his eyes.
"A visitor is coming!
My wife destroyed too many traps last time. I have improved the traps this time. I never knew how powerful they were!
Finally, a kind person is willing to help me give it a try!"
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