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Chapter 1143 I don't know anything

"Is this a shower?"

After Fairy Xuanji was pulled into the bathroom by Qin Xiaofei, she looked around curiously.

Qin Xiaofei couldn't help but shake his head, this woman really didn't understand anything.

"Taking means bathing. You should understand bathing, right?"

After thinking about it, it seems that bathing in ancient times was called bathing.

But after hearing this, Fairy Xuanji frowned, raised her hand and slapped Qin Xiaofei on the face!

"You actually want to bathe with me!"

Fortunately, Qin Xiaofei was used to this woman's strange brain circuits, so he raised his hand and pinched her wrist.

"What are you talking about? Who wants to take a bath with you? I'm teaching you how to take a bath now!"

Fairy Xuanji rolled her eyes and thought for a moment that this was indeed the case, so she put down her hand.

"Then tell me how you want to use this bathing room, and get out as soon as you're done!"

"I'm warning you, don't do anything casually outside in the future, otherwise if you get into trouble, don't say I didn't tell you!"

Qin Xiaofei got a headache when he thought of Fairy Xuanji, who seemed to be missing a muscle, and whose character suffered from persecutory delusion.

"Look, this is called the shower head. As soon as you open it, water will come out. Turn it to the left for hot water, and turn it to the right for cold water."

Qin Xiaofei took off the shower head and prepared to demonstrate it to Fairy Xuanji.

"Wow! What kind of magic weapon is this? It's so magical!"

Immediately, I looked at the water spraying out of the shower head and was as surprised as a child seeing a novel toy.

Qin Xiaofei couldn't help but find this look a little funny.

"Look, twist here to adjust the water temperature you like, and then you can take a shower."

"What is that? It smells like flowers!"

After learning how to adjust the water temperature, the fairy immediately pointed to the toiletries on the shelf.

"This is soap..."

"It tastes so sweet, ugh!"

Unexpectedly, Fairy Xuanji took the soap and bit it directly.

"Bah! Why does it taste so bad!"

Qin Xiaofei felt ashamed: "This is not for eating, this is for rubbing on the body to cleanse the body."

"That, that's shower gel! You can't eat it either!"

Unexpectedly, before Qin Xiaofei finished speaking, Fairy Xuanji was already holding a bottle of shower gel that smelled of orange and was ready to nibble on it.

"The one on the side is shampoo! It's for washing your hair!"

In order to prevent Fairy Xuanji from chewing everything over, Qin Xiaofei simply explained several things to her in one go.

"Did you trick me on purpose?"

Immediately after hearing Qin Xiaofei's words, the fairy pouted, obviously these things smelled quite sweet.

"It's just you who doesn't listen well to what others say!"

Faced with Fairy Xuanji being so unreasonable and making trouble, Qin Xiaofei became a little angry.

"In short, first wet your hair and body with water, squeeze out the shampoo and apply it on your hair. You can use any soap or shower gel on your body. After applying it, rinse it with water, and finally dry it with a towel."

After finishing speaking, Qin Xiaofei looked at Fairy Xuanji questioningly, wondering if she heard clearly.

Xuanji now looked at Qin Xiaofei blankly, not knowing what he meant.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time.

"Are you done?"

Finally, Xuanji spoke first.

"It's over!" Qin Xiaofei didn't know what she meant.

"Having said that, why don't you get out of my bathroom right away? Do you want to peek at me taking a shower?"

Qin Xiaofei was immediately furious, "Who dares to watch you take a shower!"

After saying that, he went out and closed the door.

I sat on the sofa in the living room and waited.

After a while, the sound of rushing water came from the bathroom.

Qin Xiaofei subconsciously turned his head and saw the almost perfect outline of Fairy Xuansu through the glass.

This made his heart beat faster.

But soon he calmed down and told himself that this was just an old woman who had lived for thousands of years.

He could force himself to calm down, but he couldn't stop the physiological reaction of his brain. In his mind, he could not help but picture Fairy Xuanji's appearance while taking a bath.

"thump!"

"Ouch, it hurts me so much!"

Just when Qin Xiaofei was lost in thoughts and fantasies, Fairy Xuanji's cry of pain suddenly came from the bathroom.

"What’s wrong with you?"

Qin Xiaofei quickly stood up and walked over anxiously.

Fairy Xuanji is now her only hope to save Ding Yan, so she must not have any accidents.

"Why didn't you tell me why this damn soap is so slippery!"

Hearing this, Qin Xiaofei understood that she might have accidentally stepped on the soap and slipped.

"Don't you know now?" Qin Xiaofei said while holding back a smile.

It would be better to let her suffer a little.

"you!"

Bang!

Fairy Xuanji immediately punched the ground in anger.

A piece of the smooth tile was instantly smashed.

Hearing this voice, Qin Xiaofei helplessly held his forehead, this Fairy Xuanji is just a house-destroying fairy, right?

"Boy, you, come in and help me!"

"ah?"

"No, you are not allowed to come in!"

"You, you better come in and help..."

"No, you are not allowed..."

Immediately, the fairy struggled for a long time and couldn't get up. She wanted Qin Xiaofei to go in and help her, but then she thought about how she could let a smelly man like you come in when she was taking a bath.

"I'll be right outside, waiting. Call me when you think clearly."

Seeing her going on like this, Qin Xiaofei glanced at the bathroom door impatiently and simply turned around and left.

"Wait, wait, you are not allowed to leave, you come in with your eyes covered!"

Finally, the fairy came up with a solution like this.

Qin Xiaofei sighed helplessly, turned around and reached out to twist the door handle.

Then I remembered that the bathroom door was probably locked from the inside.

But he couldn't care so much now. He covered his eyes with one hand, broke the lock with brute force, pushed the door open and walked in.

"Where are you? Give me your hand."

If it were someone else, he would definitely take the opportunity to take a peek, but Qin Xiaofei had no such intention.

"I'm here, kid. If you dare to peek, I will gouge out your eyes!"

Fairy Xuanji said as she stretched out her hand, trying to let Qin Xiaofei find her position.

She was smart enough to make a lot of foam to cover up the important parts of her body.

Even if Qin Xiaofei wanted to peek, he couldn't see anything useful.

"Okay, who would want to peek at an old woman who is more than a thousand years old! Is there anyone like you who asks for help?"

Qin Xiaofei replied angrily.

"What did you say!" Fairy Xuanji immediately lay down on the ground angrily and kicked Qin Xiaofei.

Feeling the strong wind coming, Qin Xiaofei moved his feet subconsciously.

"Zi Liu——"

But I didn't expect that at this time, a sudden change would occur.


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