The emperor held the tea urn with a smile on his face and said: "The ladies are singing, dancing and drunk, and they are full of fun, but they still feel that they are not satisfied. I would like to ask you to be a grown-up man and write a few poems to cheer up the wine... Are you willing to do it?"
Is this because he is afraid that his job as a regular waiter is too relaxed and he will rush to join in the fun?
Li Chengzhi refused without even thinking: "I forgive you for hiding your talent, your talent, your intellect and your stupidity!"
It means it can’t be done.
The smile on Yuan Ke's face became even stronger, and his eyes narrowed into two slits: "You really don't want to do it?"
The emperor's smile was so familiar, but when Li Chengzhi might make a fool of himself, Yuan Ke looked like this, taking pleasure in others' misfortune and having no good intentions.
The same goes for Liu Teng, the dead eunuch, who seems to want to shake his head and refuse, just to wait and see the joke.
Li Chengzhi's heart rang with alarm bells, and he instinctively glanced at Liu Teng.
It happened that the dead eunuch was peeking down, looking at the row closest to the imperial court. Li Chengzhi took a closer look and found that Gao Zhao was staring at him, his expression full of meaning, as if he also had some expectations?
Concubine, my wife asked me to write a poem, what do you expect?
As soon as he had a thought, Li Chengzhi was suddenly stunned.
I'm going... Today is Chinese Valentine's Day?
That song...Magpie Bridge Immortal?
No wonder the emperor and Liu Teng laughed so meanly, and Gao Zhao’s expressions were so complicated?
A group of concubines, married women are also free, so many food and drinks can't stop your mouths?
Is it also my fault that I copied it casually on a whim, but was misunderstood as an agreement with Gao Wenjun?
It doesn’t matter if it’s a true promise, and it’s not a failure to fulfill it. But my mother was banned by the emperor and was not allowed to enter the city?
Is it possible to reverse the situation and let Gao Zhao go to the door of Li Mansion instead?
Are you afraid that the world will laugh you to death?
Li Chengzhi breathed out fiercely: He was almost taken to the ditch by the emperor. If he shakes his head today, 90% of the time he will be blamed for crossing the river and destroying the bridge, and being treacherous.
He showed a hint of embarrassment: "But there is a holy order, how can I dare to disobey it?"
The emperor raised his eyebrows: "You just said that you are already ignorant and clumsy?"
Li Chengzhi laughed dryly and said: "It's just sparse, but not exhaustive. If you squeeze it in, there will still be some..."
"Capricious, treacherous villain..."
The emperor murmured a low curse, and then shouted at Liu Teng, "If you give the queen a reinstatement, let's say that Li Chengzhi has accepted it!"
Then he turned his head and looked at Li Chengzhi with a wicked smile, "Don't say that I haven't reminded you: the Queen's edict is to order you to write seven or eight poems, and the first capital must be close to the Chinese Valentine's Day. And it cannot be worse than the Magpie Bridge Immortal, otherwise
I won’t spare you...
Although it sounds like a joke, I feel that with the queen's nature, she will definitely not spare you if she says she won't spare you. And I remember that my aunt (Princess Gaoping) and Changle have been accompanying the queen today, so they should
You have deep expectations, and you are thinking about it..."
Just now it was just "Madams", but in the blink of an eye, it became the Queen's decree. And Gao Zhao's wife and Gao Meng's wife were also added?
Li Chengzhi’s face turned green.
How can any emperor plot and set traps for his ministers every day?
There are seven or eight songs, do you think this is Chinese cabbage?
If we had said it earlier, at least we would have left some room for the queen to return to life. Now that Liu Teng has disappeared, can I still chase him out?
Li Chengzhi cursed his mother in his heart and replied angrily: "I can only do my best..."
What the emperor loved to see most was Li Chengzhi's dark face, gritted teeth, but helpless look, and he suddenly burst into laughter.
After laughing for a while, Yuan Ke pointed at his secretary again: "Get the paper and ink ready, don't forget to remember..."
A bunch of courtiers in the palace looked at each other in total silence.
Those who reacted late were secretly amazed: ever since Li Chengzhi was granted the title of Military Cavalry Standing Attendant to serve the emperor, he could always see the emperor laughing. If it had been in the past, he might not have heard it even once in a month...<
/p>
Those who are more responsive are thinking: On such a prosperous day, when important ministers are gathered together, there is no risk of making fun of Li Chengzhi. Instead, it is a good story that the emperor is considerate and close to his ministers.
But the other party is Gao Sikong, who has invaded the government and the public. This is a bit intriguing: Could it be that His Majesty is deliberately trying to disgrace Gao Zhao?
Looking at Gao Zhao, he seems to be calm and stable, with no trace of abnormality?
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw the emperor looking sideways at Li Chengzhi: "It is widely rumored in Jingzhou that you, Li Chengzhi, are unparalleled in poetry, and you are well-spoken in poetry. All of them are masterpieces that can be remembered for centuries and are popular among people...
Come quickly, let me and all the ministers comment on it. Is your poetic talent like riding or archery, just a show of merit and a false reputation?"
Whenever he finds the slightest opportunity, the emperor will change his style of sarcasm and ridicule him. But he is the emperor, and he can't be annoyed, let alone scolded. Li Chengzhi has long been holding back his anger.
As soon as his heart moved, Li Chengzhi suddenly thought of a song.
"Let me think about it..."
He responded like this, but the poem was immediately followed:
The moon is dim and the stars are pale, the black magpies are flying south, and the autumn days are dimly counted in the sky.
Jinlou is not close to a barbarian’s home, but outside the door, there are clear streams and mountains.
A cup of wine together, where is the beauty? I can’t see her singing a cappella.
Even the flat land of the world is also rugged. I sigh that there are no storms in Yinhan.
……
The emperor was a little confused: Is it really true?
Where is the beauty? She's not singing a cappella... I haven't heard that Gao Wenjun is still good at singing?
Um...wrong?
The emperor raised his head suddenly, with a very unkind look on his face: "The Jinlou is not close to the savage's house, but outside the door, there are clear streams and mountains?
Li Chengzhi, are you not sarcastic that I only know about singing in high-rise buildings and feasting on wine and meat, but I don’t know about the sufferings of the world and the prosperity of the people?”
Li Chengzhi's heart skipped a beat.
It is said that the emperor is difficult to deal with, but who wants to react so quickly and think so quickly?
Before he could quibble, Yuan Ke sneered again: "And the last sentence: The flat land of the world is also rugged, sighing silver man, has there been any storm?
Come, tell me, how many twists and turns have you endured, and how many ups and downs have you endured, to make you feel so aggrieved?"
Is the world even rough?
Li Chengzhi was clearly mocking him as an emperor who was too harsh and cold.
For example, before, he repeatedly made extraordinary achievements, but I repeatedly punished him without rewarding him. Or now, even though he has been promoted, it is just like hunting for prey, playing with these sycophants, and only those who are lucky enough to get promoted will do the errands. p>
And you still treat him so harshly every day, making everything difficult for you?
Ninety-nine percent of Li Chengzhi is a metaphor for how he failed to recognize his talents, and how ignorant I, the emperor, am for not recognizing talented people...
They only know the joyous singing in high-rise buildings and the banquets of wine and meat, but they don’t know the sufferings of the world and the prosperity of the people?
If Yuan Ke really interprets it this way, not only did he scold the emperor, wouldn't he also scold all the ministers under his rank?
Just like a bird frightened away from a tree, there was a "buzzing" sound in the palace, whether it was people who were close to Gao Zhao, Li Shao, Cui Guang, Liu Fang, or people like Yuan Yong and Yuan Yi who had never had any friendship with each other.
, people who could not be said to be friends, all stared at him eagerly.
Li Chengzhi looked confused: Stirring a hornet's nest?