Chapter 87 Chapter 87 The Smelly Yordle and the Dragon Lizard
Chapter 87 Chapter87 The smelly yordle and dragon lizard
"So why are you, a coward and a stupid beast who is afraid of snow rabbits, following me? Is it because I shot you a rabbit while you were sticking your ass out? Or is it because I have lived with you, a super coward, for more than a year?
moon?"
On a large white rock halfway up the mountainside in the Shining Silver Mountains, a strange furry creature was staring at its only intact dark red eye, staring at its butt.
To be precise, it was a big-eyed dragon lizard following behind.
"GuluGulu~"
The dragon lizard with yellow-green scales opened its mouth wide, stuck out its long tongue, and made a strange sound to the grumpy stuffed dwarf, but the dwarf knew that it was an expression of affection.
"Although I don't know why I understand your ridiculous monotonous voice, you'd better not follow me. A timid lizard cannot be a companion of a warrior, even if you are a female lizard! Your stinking
*Does nothing for me!"
After getting off the big rock, he realized that he had lost the blessing of his height. He sighed, tightened the ax on his shoulders, and pressed down on his smelly animal skin hat.
"Just like when he left Bandle City, the great warrior will eventually leave this damn mountain, leave the stupid lizards perched on the mountain, and embark on his own path of bravery. Farewell, you idiot!"
"Guluhuhu~"
The yellow and green dragon lizard opened its eyes wide and hid behind the big rock. Its square head stared at the little dwarf who was about to go away, and made a pitiful sound.
After walking a few steps and listening to the whimpers coming from behind, the little man seemed to feel that walking away was too ruthless. He suddenly turned around and waved his little hat at the stupid lizard hiding behind the stone, killing it completely.
I gave up my last thought and ran away.
"Gulu uh la~"
Accepting the dwarf's invitation, the dragon lizard made a cheerful sound and followed the furry dwarf again, making the little dwarf's ears stand up in anger as he hadn't run very far.
"Female lizard! I'm waving my hat at you to tell you not to follow me, not to tell you to follow me!"
"Hululu?"
The dragon lizard rubbed the little dwarf's body flatteringly, its eyes bright.
"Ahhhh!!! You're so mad at me! I don't care about you anymore! Just do whatever you love!"
"Hululu~"
"This is the dead end you chose, stupid lizard. If you follow Kled, you will die sooner or later on the path of the brave. You are truly a fool, seeking your own death! There is no cure! You are so idiotic that even the air will save you.
Feeling suffocated!”
"Hulu hulu~wu la~sga!"
"Okay, okay, I know your name is Skaar, don't keep stressing this to me... Grandma, damn it, I would give such a stupid name to a lizard, it must have been stupid because of the stupid lizard
The emphasis is confusing.
Listen, stupid lizard, if you want to follow me, you have to become brave, you can't...at least not until you see the rabbit..."
Before Kled could finish his words, the dragon lizard named Skaar jumped up on the spot and ran quickly towards the rear, disappearing in a flash.
"Just... uh... run away..."
A gust of mountain wind blew by, and Kled's little hat fell to the ground with a clatter. The yordle stared blankly at the dragon lizard that disappeared in the blink of an eye, widened his eyes, and roared.
"Dead animal! Don't come back!"
After roaring, Kled picked up his beloved axe, and angrily stared at the surprised humans not far away.
"Human, for the sake of scaring that stupid lizard away, get out of here quickly, otherwise Uncle Kled will definitely open your head with a big axe! Let you know why the flowers are so red!"
"A visitor from Zite? Can Li speak human language? No wonder Wa Wa is afraid of Li."
The boy with half his face swollen was not afraid, but walked closer.
"Impolite little thing! Can you speak human language? Even a yordle can speak human language, but you can't speak it? Didn't your mother teach you to speak human language when talking to yordles?
?Or do you think I am not a human being?"
Kled bared his fangs and raised the ax in his hand high, only to find that the boy in front of him was leaning towards him more curiously... It was simply different from the previous group of humans who screamed and ran away.
, the look in this human’s eyes...does he really think he is a monkey?
"Seeing that you still have some courage, Uncle Kled will give you a chance to escape..."
As he was talking to himself, Kled picked up his hat and saw that the stupid human cub who was two heads taller than him put his stupid hand on his stupid... ah no, it was a smart and brave head, rubbing it.
Rubbing it, it soon attacked my ears again.
"What a generous love~ It seems to be a little smelly... your mouth also smells bad, and you can't even touch your name when you say it?"
"Shame! There is no doubt about it! A naked shame! Shame on Kled! Shame on the great warrior! The greatest shame in the history of the yordles! Now! It's time to wash away the shame! Stupid human cub! I will let you
Understand the price of offending Kled!"
He waved his hand and opened the young man's right hand. Kled, who was cursing, had just taken off the ax from his shoulder when he heard the sound of the earth shaking behind him.
Without looking back, he knew it was the stupid bastard, coward, and coward who made the stupid sound.
but……
Kled grinned.
"Stupid lizard! You're here just in time! Come with me to show off the arrogant human brat in front of you..."
Before he finished speaking, Kled was picked up by the fear dragon lizard's big mouth. Kled, whose expression was frozen, only had time to grab his big ax and hat before he was carried by the dragon lizard floating in the air and rushing towards the mountainside.
, the yordles who reacted kept cursing all the way.
Even the most ferocious thunderbolts are not as shocking as the fierce words of the yordles.
Looking at the farce in front of him, Isaiah was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, with tears streaming down his face.
"What an interesting guy!"
The strange visitors on the mountain are cuter than the people in the village, and they talk nicer. They are much better than at home~
Following the dragon lizard's footsteps, Isaiah thought for a while and decided to catch up. He always felt that as long as he controlled the rhythm of the conversation, he would not be killed by the axe of the grumpy little stuffed man.
It took Skaar less than three minutes to bring him back to the Silver Mountains. The angry Kled raised his hand and hit the dragon lizard on the stupid head. However, he saw that the dragon lizard not only showed no pain, but also
He purred twice comfortably, stretched out his tongue and licked his face.
"Hmph! Female lizard! It took you a while to escape? Your head is still so hard."
"Guluhuhu~"
"Okay, I know you don't understand what I'm saying. I've been talking to an idiot for a long time. I'm really an idiot, but compared to you, I'm still not as stupid as you... Don't try to refute me, because the idiot's rebuttal is completely useless.
It’s meaningless!”
After rearranging his luggage and patting his fur skirt, Kled picked up the big ax and walked towards the way he came from.
"Snoring..."
Skaar suddenly rushed to Kled's side, and then a strong pungent smell of gas hit his face, which made people feel miserable and nauseated after smelling it.
Kled was stunned, and the next moment he became furious. He took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and the finger pointing at Skaar trembled slightly.
"You fat-assed bastard! Can you point your stupid ass at your enemy? Oh, my God, I have never suffered such injustice in Bandle City. I actually
Being attacked by a stupid lizard with a bioweapon, oh my god, I bet you could knock those flat-haired beasts off if you pointed your ass at your distant cousin, the dragon bird, oh, it stinks to me, ugh
…I’m going to vomit out my overnight meal…”
"Gulu uhhhh? Uh-huh~"
"I'm not praising you!! Ah! Why did I meet such a stupid and cowardly creature like you! Except for the smelly big stinky fart! You are really worthless! Useless!!!
I regret trying to make you my mount! I, Kled, was so blind! I should never have given you that rabbit in the first place!"
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