"How can Wei Zheng, a mortal, supervise and slay the Dragon King? It turns out that Wei Zheng is the reincarnation of the Star Lord in the sky, and he specializes in assisting famous monarchs."
He still admires people like Wei Zheng.
Wei Zheng was a bit miserable in history, and his grave was dug up after his death. I hope I can fabricate an identity for him as a star king so that he will not make the same mistake again.
Li Shimin looked at Wei Zheng, who often criticized him, and his eyes softened a bit.
The others looked Wei Zheng up and down, as if they wanted to see if Wei Zheng was really the reincarnation of Xingjun.
"Marquis of Jingyang County, this..." Wei Zheng looked at Lin Xuan awkwardly, not knowing what to say.
Lin Xuan smiled at Wei Zheng and continued: "The Dragon King of Jinghe knew that a disaster was coming. If he wanted to survive, he could only ask the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, because only he could stop Wei Zheng from overseeing the execution. So, he used immortal magic to enter his majesty's dream,
I beg your Majesty for mercy."
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, his face overflowing with joy.
Even gods have to beg him for mercy, how honorable.
"His Majesty thought that the Dragon King of Jinghe River had indeed made great achievements in spreading clouds and rain over the years. His heart softened and he agreed, but he didn't know how to help."
"The Dragon King of Jinghe told His Majesty that he only needs to hold Wei Zheng back on the day of execution and prevent him from going to execution."
"Your Majesty couldn't tell Wei Zheng directly about this matter, so he had an idea and summoned Wei Zheng to the palace to play chess on the day of the execution."
"Seeing that the execution time was approaching, Wei Zheng never found an excuse to leave. His Majesty immediately felt relieved. Who would have thought that while the chess was being played, Wei Zheng fell asleep."
"His Majesty was just trying to drag Wei Zheng away, so he didn't blame Wei Zheng for his misconduct in front of him. When he saw Wei Zheng sweating from his forehead, he even fanned Wei Zheng himself to cool him down."
Li Shimin listened to Lin Xuan's story, and a trace of amusement flashed on his face.
Look, my minister slept in front of me. Not only did I not blame him, but I also helped him fan himself to dissipate the heat. Where could the emperor find him?
Okay, Li Shimin is in the role.
"After Wei Zheng woke up, he was very grateful to His Majesty. When Your Majesty saw that the execution time had passed, he let Wei Zheng go back."
"Your Majesty felt very happy to have saved the Jinghe Dragon King. Who knew that when he went to bed at night, he dreamed of the Jinghe Dragon King again. This time the Jinghe Dragon King had only one head left. He angrily asked your Majesty why he didn't keep his promise. It turns out that Wei Zheng's Majesty
When Qi fell asleep, he had already killed the Dragon King of Jinghe in his dream."
"No matter how your majesty explained it, the Jinghe Dragon King who lost his life didn't believe it at all. He entered his majesty's dreams every day to pester and threaten him. His majesty couldn't sleep for several days in a row. He heard that the evil spirits could not get close, so his majesty had to find Yu Chigong and Qin Shubao and stand in front of him.
The two generals are guarding outside the room. They have been on the battlefield for many years. They are full of evil spirits and avoid troubles. Since the two generals were guarding outside, the Dragon King of Jinghe really did not dare to bother His Majesty again. "
Everyone looked at Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong.
The two of them looked a little embarrassed. I said this was fake. Do you believe it?
"The two generals went to court during the day and were on duty at night. It was too hard. His Majesty couldn't bear it, so he summoned all the ministers to discuss a solution. Someone suggested that they draw their portraits and paste them on the door. After testing, it worked.
At this point, Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong have become the new generation of goalkeepers."
Lin Xuan finished the story with a dry mouth.
Everyone looked at Lin Xuan in horror. This story was not long, but it seemed true.
This is true even for those of them who know the truth, let alone the common people.
If this story spreads, it will not only eliminate the previous accusations against Li Shimin, but also no one will attack Li Shimin on the grounds of improper position in the future.
Lin Xuan solved the problem that so many of them had not solved with a story so easily.
Changsun Wuji looked at Lin Xuan with some fear. This story not only solved Li Shimin's problem, but also made Yuan Tiangang, Wei Zheng, Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong famous.
Especially Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong, this story has spread and they will replace the previous door gods, that is for sure.
For people like them, don't they just want to be glorious while alive and leave a name in history after death?
Now it's better. It is certain that Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong will leave their names in history, and they will even be enshrined in temples and statues.
Lin Xuan can leave a name in history with just one story, but can't he be infamous for thousands of years?
"Boy Lin, what benefits has Dasha Yuchi given you? He is the only one who is full of evil spirits, and he has not killed as many people as me. The second brother Qin, the door god, has one. I have nothing to say, but I should be the other one."
Cheng Yaojin quit after hearing this. Qin Qiong was one of the people he admired most. He had nothing to say when he became one of the goalkeepers. Why should Yuchi Gong be the goalkeeper?
Lin Xuan:......
He is a goalkeeper, okay? I really didn’t make this up.
As for why it was him and not you, you should find the person who made up this story.
By the way, now this story seems to have been made up by myself.
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan smiled bitterly. With Cheng Yaojin's temperament, how could he let him go? He was afraid that he would haunt him to death.
When Yu Chigong heard Cheng Yaojin's words, he was not happy and said: "Cheng Laohei, why have I killed more people than you? When I pacified Wang Shichong, Dou Jiande, Liu Heitai and others, I didn't kill more than a thousand people.
So far, there are not even 10,000 people but 8,000 people who have died in my hands."
"Oh, you are only worth eight thousand. At least one hundred thousand have died at my hands over the years." Cheng Yaojin said disdainfully.
Lin Xuan was speechless as he watched the two bragging, let alone one hundred thousand, he didn't even believe Yu Chigong's ten thousand.
You think you are killing a pig.
"Just brag. At least I have guarded the camp for Your Majesty. It's fair to say that I guarded the palace gate for Your Majesty. What about you?" Yuchi Gong mocked.
When he first surrendered to the Tang Dynasty, he worked as a bodyguard for Li Shimin for a period of time.
"You..." Cheng Yaojin stared at Yuchi Gong angrily with his eyes as big as copper bells.
Li Shimin looked at the two people arguing and did not stop them, as if the matter had nothing to do with him.
No matter who he prefers, the other one will not do it. Cheng Yaojin is a piece of meat and Yuchi Gong is not much better. He doesn't want them to bother him every day.
Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong quarreled just to get Li Shimin to express his position. Now seeing that Li Shimin didn't accept the move, he stared at Lin Xuan and said, "Tell me, who is guarding the palace gate for His Majesty?"
Lin Xuan:......
I was looking for someone to mess with.
"How about finding another person, plus Uncle Cheng, and you and Uncle Yuchi and Uncle Qin will switch shifts?" Lin Xuan said.
Everyone was a little speechless. Yuchi Gong and Qin Qiong couldn't stand the scrutiny of Li Shimin, so you still hired two people to replace them?
Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up and he shouted: "Okay, that's it."
Although he quarreled with Yu Chi Gong, he knew that the possibility of replacing Yu Chi Gong was very small.
Apart from anything else, there are many people who are higher than him in the military industry of the Tang Dynasty. Even if Yu Chigong is replaced, it will be his turn?
But now there are two more places. He takes one first, and there is another place for others to fight for.
The eyes of the generals present lit up. This was a good thing that would be passed down through the ages. How could they let it go?
Seeing that the generals were about to make a move, Lin Xuan quickly said: "As for another door god, it's up to your majesty to decide. Now that I've told my story, what do you think of your majesty?"
Huh~
Everyone's eyes turned to Li Shimin.
Li Shimin glared at Lin Xuan fiercely, as if to say: "You dare to divert trouble to the east."
Lin Xuan saw Li Shimin's eyes and quickly turned his head away.
I'll help you take care of it. Shouldn't you be the one to solve the problem?