Piaotian Literature 【1296】There is a problem with the format of the so-called three-year agreement? Please click here
Gu Xiandong put the Maotai on the table with an air of immortality and then sat down on the table. Xuankong ate the remaining food and ate it in big mouthfuls. He didn't know how long it had been since he had eaten.
After finishing the bowl of porridge again, he let out a sigh of relief and said, "Give me a cigarette."
I said "Ah" and quickly took out the cigarette and handed it to Gu Xiandong.
Xuankong also came in at this time and stood behind Gu Xiandong very politely, not even daring to say a word.
Gu Xiandong took a few puffs from his cigarette and then smiled and said directly, "Do you have anything to ask me for?"
When I heard it, I was really surprised, "It's true, it's true!"
Gu Xiandong smiled slightly, "Do you still remember the three-year appointment with me? Do you still remember the disrespect you showed me?"
I'm a little embarrassed "I was wrong master"
"Don't call me Master, just call me Brother Dong"
I hesitated for a moment, "Brother Dong is a little bit unable to scream."
"Why do you call me Brother Sheng and I have wronged you?" Gu Xiandong was a little angry and his eyes widened. "It seems that we two have nothing to talk about."
"No, no," I shook my head quickly, "Don't you know what I'm asking you to do? Then you still can't understand me."
"What does what you ask of me have to do with me understanding you?" Gu Xiandong's eyes widened. "Why don't I understand?"
I frowned slightly, "I don't know, Brother Dong, what do you think I'm asking you to do?"
Gu Xiandong had an enigmatic look on his face again and stretched out his hands to pinch his fingers, "Back then, you and I had a three-year appointment. Now, it seems to me that your relationship is not going well and your girlfriend has probably left you! Of course you are begging for this."
I, my lord, have a lot of information, and I may be able to help you two calculate a fortune, and then I can help you two change a destiny fortune and tie it with a red thread so that you two can continue your relationship!"
I watched Gu Xiandong think for a moment and then smiled slightly, "Oh, how can we change the direct fate of the two of us? How can we tie a red thread to let the two of us continue our relationship?"
Gu Xiandong frowned and shook his head vigorously, "Oh, this is not easy to handle. It's really hard to handle!" As he spoke, he shook his head with embarrassment. "This is too much to do that goes against the will of God."
But my life is going to be shortened. I can’t even calculate how many years I have left. Tomorrow happens to be the birthday of the Jade Emperor. The Seventy-Two Star Lords will return to celebrate his birthday. It will be a day of celebration for all the heavens. If you do a ritual at this time to pray to God, maybe it will help.
It is difficult to find a good marriage. You must do less unnatural things." Gu Xiandong started shaking his head again with a look of helplessness on his face.
In fact, I have always believed that bragging should be measured, and bragging is a very learned thing. Not everyone can brag well. Bragging is awesome if you brag well. If you brag poorly, you are stupid.
I had some illusions about Gu Xiandong before. This kid is really a worldly expert if he doesn't make trouble. If he didn't tell me at the beginning and just let me tell him, he would probably be able to fool me. In the end, this guy gave me everything from the very beginning.
I was so shocked that I felt like this guy was talking nonsense more and more, and it was getting more and more ridiculous.
Xuankong was behind Gu Xiandong with an embarrassed look on his face. He was also very strange. He tried to interrupt several times but was stopped by Gu Xiandong.
Gu Xiandong really has a way of stroking his beard, dancing and giving speeches with great passion, pointing his finger in front of him, and pointing to northwest. This is true, "The fortune of a peach blossom goes from left to right, and the wife loses one round at a time. Now she is transporting the five ghost stars."
There is an owl god in the branch of the month who asks for his wife. He is like wind and rain seeking profit. He is like dust. The seven kills are in front of his eyes. According to his fate, he is suffering from ups and downs, cold and heat disasters. He is not a small boat. He travels less and opens his mouth more to cause trouble. Be careful about dealing with evil people in the dark. Beware of waves on the flat ground. Steady.
With a false alarm Last night, the spring breeze blew slowly, and the nine degrees of autumn white clouds came. Inside, there were deep mountains and beautiful green water on the beach. I drove a small boat and returned the jade belt. The king called me and never looked back for three dynasties. In the past, Ziya cut off all the fishing hooks and poles. If I don't catch the golden turtle, I will hold the piano.
Who can come to the wind pavilion of the rare dragon tower without meeting the famous musician, the sword hanging in the air, and the wind pavilion of the rare dragon tower? There are many wise men who don’t know that the dragon emerges from the sea. Many wise men live in the mountains!"
He talked for a long time and I didn’t understand a word he meant. But I understood what he meant and just smiled at him. “Just tell me how much you need.”
"This is not a matter of money, this is related to my Yangshou. I use my Yangshou to predict fortune. If it weren't for the fact that we are destined to be together, I would never be able to do such a slap in the face."
"Are you crazy about being poor?" I blurted out this and regretted it after I said it because I was angry, so I blurted out that sentence. After I said this, Xuankong was stunned, and Gu Xiandong opposite me was also stunned.
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After a while, Gu Xiandong said, "How can you talk like that! That's my Yang Shou! Yang Shou!"
I stared at Gu Xiandong and felt angry, "I finally figured it out. You are a big liar. You defrauded my wife of her money and then told her some bullshit three-year date to cheat her away from me. And now you come here again."
Did you lie to me? I just remember it. At that time, you said something to her ear. She was already superstitious. When you said that, she believed it even more. It was because of this bullshit three-year appointment that she ran away.
"You must have said something to her. Now you are still trying to use this trick to fool me. You are getting further and further away from me. Damn, I have already thought about it. You bastard, tell me what happened to my wife!!" After finishing speaking,
I stood up and became paralyzed when it came to my wife. I really couldn’t care less about anything. Sixth brother wanted wealth rather than life. He wanted his wife over wealth, not to mention life. Especially now that I have realized that Gu Xiandong is an old bastard.
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Gu Xiandong quickly took a step back and cautiously pointed at me, "Don't come over here. What do you want to do?"
"It's already your sister's age and you still want to fool me. I can see that you are a bastard."
"Xuankong, Xuankong, hurry up, hurry up, he's going to do something bad to your brother Dong." After saying that, Gu Xiandong pushed Xuankong in front of me.
At this time, a figure appeared next to Gu Xiandong. Although it was still not hot in the morning, he would still be sweating after climbing up the mountain. The sparrow appeared next to Gu Xiandong, shirtless, and dragged Gu Xiandong as if he were pulling a chicken.
He was dragged to the edge of the dining table and took a few breaths next to Gu Xiandong. "I was outside just now and listened to you talk a few words. They were completely irrelevant. Let me teach you how to say no." First of all, the first word is not "love luck".
The second one, Fortune, is not a chess piece, it's Fortune. Damn you, you lied to my brother." After saying that, Sparrow looked after Gu Xiandong without any politeness and slapped him on the head. "What kind of bullshit is a three-year agreement? We are superstitious, but that doesn't mean we are fools. You said
Who is it!" Ma Qing was not polite at all, and Ma Qing was shirtless now. The scar on his chest and the tattoo on his back made Gu Xiandong so dumbfounded that he couldn't even speak.
"Donor, benefactor," Xuankong quickly walked to the sparrow at this time, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, my uncle is just like this, he is joking."
Sparrow was still very polite to Xuankong. He smiled at Xuankong, "Okay, I understand, Master Xuankong." Then he looked at Gu Xiandong, "I will put 50,000 yuan on the table for you. Do you dare to take it? I asked
What happened to the three-year agreement that your brother and I were talking about!" After saying that, Sparrow pulled out his dagger and swung it to the table with a bang, then plunged it into the table.
The sweat on Gu Xiandong's forehead was pouring out. Now I understand that it is really difficult for me to deal with a magician like Gu Xiandong or a sparrow.
I looked at the sparrow with admiration and quietly stretched out my thumb towards him.
Sparrow nodded and sat next to Gu Xiandong, "It's best to tell everything honestly before you tell me anything about Yang Shou Yue Lao's fortune-telling. It will hurt everyone's harmony, and that's not good!" After finishing Sparrow, "
Bang!" He slapped the table hard and said, "Did you hear that?"
"Oh my God!" Gu Xiandong stood up immediately and nodded to the sparrow and said "I, I" twice.
The sparrow pulled the knife up in one go.
"Donor, don't be angry, don't be angry!" Xuan Kong was anxious and grabbed the sparrow's arm. "Don't be angry."
"Get up!" the sparrow roared.
"Don't say no, I'll tell you everything." Gu Xiandong lost his temper and looked at the mahjong with a wronged look on his face, "Isn't it okay if I say it?"
"Hurry up and stop talking nonsense, you hear me?" Sparrow pointed a dagger at Gu Xiandong and glanced at Xuankong, "Master Xuankong, let go of me. It's okay. I have a sense of self-discipline and he can cooperate with me, right? Gu Ban! Immortal!"
Gu Xiandong stood aside and smiled awkwardly, "I told you, you can't hold me accountable."
"Don't worry, if you tell me, it's fine. If you tell me, I won't hold you accountable. If you do something for me, I'll give you the 50,000 yuan. If you do what you say, you'll die badly."
Gu Xiandong turned to look at me, "Really or not? Keep your word? Give me back the money if you can't argue with me at all?"
"Hurry up as I say." After saying that, I sighed and sat on the table. "Tell me clearly what your three-year agreement means, how did you come up with it, and how much do you know about my wife?"
