I looked up sharply and realized that there was one more person in our team.
The person who came was a little fat, with a sexy fluffy beard all over his face, and hair all over his body. He had a big guitar case on his back. He had many names, Zhou Qinglong, Zhou Xiaoxia, Zhou Orangutan, it was us. My classmate in high school, whose real name is Zhou Zhou, is a standard second-generation official. His mother's name is Shen Ping, who is the county magistrate here, and his father's name is Zhou Guofa, who is the director of our education bureau. Zhou has been unruly since he was a child. I didn't expect to see him at this time. He is a legendary figure. He is the pistachio of all of us. There was a little misunderstanding.
Unexpectedly, I actually saw him here.
The surroundings were a little quiet. Compared with that time, Zhou Orangutan looked more weathered. He used to look like he was in his 20s at most, but now I think some people believed him when he was said to be 40. He was also very dirty, his body was dirty, and his hair was dirty. It's very long, and it hasn't been washed for several days. It's all oily. To put it bluntly, our Zhou Orangutan's dress is better than that of a beggar. It's also very dark, and with the big guitar on his back, at first glance, You know he is a standard artist.
Nuan Nuan was a little surprised and stretched out her hand to pull my arm, "Hubby, do you know this uncle too?"
"Husband?" Zhou Orang's fluffy hand stretched out "Husband?"
Nuan Nuan took a step back with some fear and stared at Zhou Orangutan with a wary face.
Zhou orangutan felt that he had lost his composure, and rubbed his head, with a confused look on his face, "Little Sixth Sister, Little Little Sixth Sister, or Big Sixth Sister?" Then he began to mutter to himself, "That's not right, how could it be? That's the Sixth Sister-in-law, or the little Sixth Sister-in-law, hehe." Zhou Orangutan suddenly smiled, "You don't need to understand, sister-in-law, hello, my name is Zhou Lang." After saying that, he stretched out his plush hand.
"Zhou Lang?" Nuannuan looked at me, "Husband, husband."
Only then did I realize, "I, my former classmate, Zhou Zhou."
"Wrong, it's Zhou Lang." Zhou Orangutan moved forward again, and Nuan Nuan reluctantly stretched out his hand and shook hands with Zhou Orangutan.
Zhou orangutan smiled happily, "Brother Xiao Liu, it's been such a long time. I know you are not a grudge-bearing person. How about we just forget about it with a smile? I actually saw you today. What a fate."
"Do you really know this uncle?" Yang Qiong also said slowly, "Are you sure?"
"My classmate, I told you."
"Oh my god, how many grades did he have to stay in?"
"Okay, okay, how can you two talk?"
Bo Long took a step forward and whispered in my ear, "Liu'er, who is this crazy person? He hasn't finished evolving yet."
I glanced at Bo Long, "My former brother, don't talk nonsense."
Bo Long nodded and smiled, "Hello, my name is Bo Long."
"My name is Qin Xuan."
"Xiao Yutao, they call me Fatty Tao. The one crying on the ground is called Liu Zhendong. Just call him Brother Dong."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Are you all with Brother Xiaoliu?"
"Well, we are all in this together."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "I am the first fan of Brother Xiaoliu." Zhou Orangutan then stretched, "The sky at home is still beautiful. I have been wandering outside for so long and finally returned home. Xiaoliu Sixth Brother, why are you ignoring me? Are you still angry with me?"
I shook my head, "gorilla, what does Zhou Lang mean?"
"Wandering around the world alone, I am called Zhou Lang for short. People I know outside all call me that."
"You never came back?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "It's true that I haven't come back. Brother Xiaoliu, I'm hungry, and I have no money. I want to eat meat, meat, meat."
"Okay, I'll take you to eat. We'll talk about it during dinner."
"okay."
"This brother is so rude, what's the reason?" Qin Xuan asked with a smile in my ear.
I thought about it for a moment, "I said he is the only son of the county magistrate and education chief here. Do you believe it?"
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Okay, then just pretend that I didn't say it, he is just a stinky beggar. You can send the household registration back first. It will be much better now. My wife and I will take him to clean up."
Fatty Tao also came over, "Brother Six, are you sure, he is your friend."
"I said he is the only son of the county magistrate and education director here. Do you believe it?"
Fatty Tao pointed at himself, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
"Okay, you go with Qin Xuan."
"Liu'er, do you know such a person?" Bolong followed, "What's the reason? I'm dizzy."
"I said he is the only son of the county magistrate and education director here. Do you believe it?"
Bo Long pointed at himself and Yang Qiong, "Do you think we are stupid?"
"That's it." I sighed and didn't explain anything. "If it were me, I wouldn't believe it. You go and send your Hudou back home first. It looks much better. See you in the evening." Then I held Nuan Nuan's hand and said,
The other hand held the confused orangutan, "Let's go, let's go." I dragged them both away, which was also a spectacle on the road.
"Husband, you really know him."
"Sister-in-law, he must know me. When he met me, he didn't know you yet."
"Shut up and stop talking."
"Oh, but I'm hungry."
"You're still talking."
"I won't talk anymore, I want to eat meat."
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll hit you."
"Brother Xiaoliu, go to the buffet barbecue restaurant we used to go to."
"It's closed there."
"Times have really changed, brother Xiaoliu."
"Shut up."
"oh."
I dragged Nuan Nuan and Zhou Orangutan to stop the car, but several empty cars did not stop for us.
I was a little angry, "What the hell, why don't you stop."
Nuannuan looked at me, then at Orangutan Zhou, and whispered, "If it were me, I wouldn't dare to stop."
"Brother Xiaoliu, I'm hungry."
"Shut up." After saying that, I dragged Nuannuan and Zhou Orangutan onto an electric car. Taxis were not available, and the only ones were electric tricycles.
"Brother Xiao Liu, why are you taking me? I want to eat meat."
"Shut up." I was a little depressed, and felt that Zhou Orangutan's body smelled a bit unpleasant. "I said Orangutan, you haven't taken a shower in a long time."
"I don't know, I can't remember clearly. Bathing is too expensive. I don't have money."
"How do you live?"
"Singing and singing, relying on my guitar, I can wander around the world." Zhou Orangutan said very calmly, "Brother Xiao Liu, I want to smoke some good cigarettes." After finishing speaking, he took out a small box from his broken pocket.
The kind of cigarettes with paper rolls inside. "This kind of cigarette is really hard to smoke."
I was a little depressed, so I took out the Yellow Crane Tower from my clothes and said, "Here you go. Smoke it."
"Oh, Brother Xiaoliu, the quality is also high." Zhou Orangutan happily took the cigarette and took it in his mouth.
Nuannuan took my arm and put her mouth to my ear, "Is this uncle really your classmate?"
I turned around and said, "I said he is the only son of the county magistrate and education director here. Do you believe it?"
Nuan Nuan paused for a moment, then stretched out her hand and pointed at herself.
I interrupted her directly, "Okay, no need to say anything."
I took Zhou Orangutan to a newly opened buffet barbecue here. Zhou Orangutan successfully attracted the attention of everyone around him. He was definitely the center of attention. During the meal, Zhou Orangutan didn’t say a word. He ate happily and moaned.
, just like he hadn’t eaten meat for a long time, he didn’t even wash his hands at first, but I pulled him hard to wash his hands.
Gorilla Brother is really interesting, I just took a few bites, and the remaining Gorilla Brother started to show off. To be more realistic, Gorilla Brother eats more by himself than the average person eats at a table. That guy, that driver.
It makes me feel so warm when I eat.
Nuan Nuan hugged my arm and said, "Hubby, who is this person?"
I thought for a moment and pointed to the sky, "God man."
After taking Zhou Orangutan to have a good meal, we went to a bathing center. Nuannuan went to the women's section, and Zhou Orangutan and I entered the men's section. Moreover, I resolutely stopped Zhou Orangutan from going into the pool with my attitude.
Firm, but very tactful, Zhou Orangutan is not happy yet. I understand, if he goes down into the pool, then everyone in the pool should get up. But after all, orangutans still cannot follow ordinary people's theories.
The bathing center has a warm pool and a hot pool. After I made an agreement with the orangutan, I stretched out my hand from the warm pool to test the water temperature and felt that it was a bit hot. A figure rushed over with a smile, and jumped very simply.
He fell headfirst into the hot water pool, causing a turbulent wave all around. Several adults in the hot water pool stood up in unison, left, and then went to soak in the rain. Zhou Orangutan himself splashed around in the hot water pool for a few times.
After a while, the shadow disappeared. I was startled, so I quickly walked to the edge of the hot water pool, stretched out my hand and touched it, and it was really hot. "Orangutan."
At this time, a head emerged from the pool: "Brother Xiao Liu, here it is"
"Aren't you hot?"
"It was a little hot at first, but now it's okay." The orangutan ruffled his hair, and I could see the orangutan's face completely. "Brother, can you stop being so aggressive?"
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, it's better to live in your own home."
I sighed, "I'll wait for you at the heated pool. You can hang out here for a while, there's no harm in it."
Zhou Orangutan nodded, and I got out of the warm pool. The warm pool and the hot pool are next to each other. You can go directly to the hot pool from the side of the warm pool.
We both leaned to the edge, and I looked at the orangutan: "Orangutan, what are you busy with during this time?"
"Brother Xiaoliu, I haven't had such a filling and comfortable meal as today for several months at least."
I paused and said, "What on earth did you do?"
The orangutan thought for a while, "Brother Xiaoliu, do you see any difference between me now and before?"
"It used to look like a human being."
"what about now."
"Now like a god."
Zhou Orangutan laughed out loud, "Brother Xiaoliu, are you still angry with me?"
I shook my head, "I've stopped being angry a long time ago."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you and Xiyu broke up."
I nodded, "Well, let's not talk about my problems. Let's talk about you. I haven't seen you for so long. What have you done? Why are you in such a miserable state now? That's so pitiful."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest and said, "Brother Xiao Liu, I'm sorry, I was wrong." After he finished speaking, tears flowed out.
When I heard "What do you mean, what did you say?"
Zhou Orangutan held out two fingers and said, "I'm sorry for you. I shouldn't have trusted that woman in the first place. She took advantage of me."
"Okay, stop crying. Why are you crying?"
"Brother Xiao Liu, you know, I know what I am like. After all this time, you are the only one who doesn't dislike me, doesn't shy away from me, holds my hand, gives me a cigarette, doesn't think I'm dirty, and stays with me.
The person who takes me to eat and take a shower, really."
