The waiter smiled and said, "I'll go ask you for instructions."
"There's nothing more to ask for, just this one. We don't think it's old."
"Oh, that's it. I'll go ask you."
"Well, let's call a regular masseuse over first. Just go to my friend's place. I'll go downstairs to find someone to call my girlfriend."
The waiter nodded "Okay."
I went downstairs and asked the waiter to call Nuan Nuan in the women's department. Not long after, Nuan Nuan came over and asked, "How are you?"
I nodded, "That's almost it. He is Zhou Orangutan, as I told you before."
Nuannuan's hair was wet and she took a deep breath. "Really, I didn't expect him to be such a person. Is he really the only son of the county magistrate and the director of education?"
"When did I lie to you?"
"You always lie to me."
"That's why it won't happen this time"
"Go away, you are still poor. Where is he?"
"Second floor." I stretched, "Go up and have a rest, wait for her."
Nuannuan nodded "Okay."
Nuannuan and I went upstairs wearing the clothes from the bathing center. When we went upstairs, Zhou Orangutan was having a massage there. "Brother Xiao Liu, Sister Sister Six."
"Sixth sister-in-law?" Nuannuan pointed at herself, "Me?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded vigorously, "Yes, Sister-in-law Six, I am a fan of Brother Xiao Liu."
Nuan Nuan smiled awkwardly, "You keep going, you keep going." After saying that, she stretched out her hand and pointed at me, "You didn't find one."
"Am I that kind of person?" After I finished speaking, I hugged Nuannuan, and the two of us leaned on the sofa, waiting for Zhou Orangutan to do the massage. Zhou Orangutan closed his eyes to rest, and his hair had covered his eyes and face.
, a person who comes out of a primeval forest has nothing but hair on his body. His body has almost more hair than skin.
After more than an hour, the massage was finished. Zhou orangutan looked at Nuan Nuan, then looked at me, looked at me, and then looked at Nuan Nuan again. In an instant, I understood everything.
"Don't worry."
The orangutan nodded.
I stretched out my hand and said, "Let's go."
"Ah? Let's go?"
"Stop talking nonsense and let's go."
The orangutan said "Oh", put on his clothes, and followed me and Nuannuan downstairs.
Zhou Orangutan and I returned to the men's department. "Stop changing your clothes. Are you going to walk around in this outfit?"
"Ah, this body? How can you meet people with this body?"
"What are you afraid of in the summer?" He followed me and glanced at the orangutan. "You need to touch your conscience and think about it carefully. This outfit and the other one you take off will be shameful."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Then my guitar."
"It's stored at the counter at the door. Follow me."
"Then my stuff."
"Okay, I don't want it anymore, it just smells like this. I also need to give me your hand."
The orangutan said "Oh" and said, "There is more than a hundred dollars in it."
"No more, no more."
"oh."
After I changed my clothes, I went upstairs with the cards in hand, paid the bill, and gave the money. After waiting for a while, Nuan Nuan also came out. Zhou Orangutan took out his guitar from the counter very strongly and took a bath in all his clothes.
The center's clothes were carried on his back with his big guitar and a pair of slippers bought by the bathing center. The three of us went out and attracted countless looks in an instant.
The orangutan complained a little, "Brother Xiaoliu, look, look, it's you, look at the way people look at me."
"Okay, don't talk nonsense." I took the orangutan to Jack and Jones and bought him a set of clothes, and took him to Nike to buy him a pair of shoes. After I put everything away for him, I took the orangutan and beat him again.
Get in the car and walk to the barber shop.
In the car, the orangutan grabbed my arm and said, "Brother Xiao Liu, are you rich?"
"No."
"What about the money just now?"
"My hard-earned money." I thought for a moment, "It's real blood, sweat, and money."
"Oh, Brother Xiaoliu and Brother Fei have been doing well recently."
"Shut up"
"Oh." Zhou Orangutan turned around and said, "Sixth sister-in-law, my name is Zhou Lang. I never asked what your name is."
Nuan Nuan looked at the orangutan and said, "My name is Qin Siran. They all call me Nuan Nuan. You can call me that too."
"You are so powerful. Brother Xiaoliu, you have surrendered. You will be happy."
"Thank you." Nuan Nuan still feels a little uncomfortable. It's the first time to meet a monster like an orangutan, and it's such a special and unique meeting process. It's a ghost to feel comfortable."
I took the orangutan to the barber shop, and a waiter came over and said, "Hello, sir, how many of you want to get a haircut?"
I shook my head, "This one is all hairy, that's him. I'll cut off all the hairy places above his neck."
"Ah, Brother Xiaoliu."
"shut up."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and really shut up.
The waiter was a little stunned, "What?"
"All the hair above the neck will be shaved off." Then I patted Zhou Orangutan on the shoulder, "No problem."
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "That's it."
"Okay, let's go." I pulled Nuannuan to the side, and Zhou Orangutan was led in.
Nuan Nuan sat on the sofa, holding my arm, "Hubby, why does this orangutan feel like it's missing something?"
"It's not a shortcoming, it's just a lot of shortcomings."
"Ah, husband."
"What's wrong?"
"It's okay, I can't describe the feeling."
"Aren't you afraid of him?"
Nuannuan nodded, "I'm really a little scared, husband."
"Get to know him slowly. In fact, he is a very simple and kind-hearted person, really."
"I know this. He seems to be a little bit stupid. Also, don't bully others all the time. If you think they are honest, you will bully them to death."
"When did I bully him?"
"You always don't let people talk. And what do you mean by shaving all the hair above the neck?"
"What's wrong?"
"Anyway, don't bully honest people."
"Fart, he's fucking smarter than anyone else, and he's also honest. This is called eating people with short mouths and short hands. Once you see you, you won't always take advantage of others."
"Why should I take advantage of others? Do you think everyone is the same as you?"
I looked at Nuan Nuan and said, "I'm just asking you, what's wrong with me? I use people's money to eliminate disasters for others. I definitely have professional ethics."
"Okay, you are shameless."
"It's not just one or two days."
"You're quite thick-skinned."
"Are you envious?"
"You bastard, are you challenging me again?"
I thought for a moment, "Good men don't fight with women."
"Keep talking nonsense."
I curled my lips and said nothing.
Nuan Nuan started to pinch me again, "Speak to me. You are mute."
"How come you are the one who is allowed to speak, and you are the one who is not allowed to speak? It is you both inside and outside."
"Keep talking nonsense."
I really suppressed "Why are you so unreasonable?"
"You're talking back?" Nuannuan stretched out her hand to pinch me.
Nuan Nuan and I started making trouble, and the waiters around us laughed. After about ten minutes, I was having trouble with Nuan Nuan, and Zhou Orangutan's voice came out, "Brother Xiao Liu, aren't you handsome?"
I turned around and saw that the orangutan had a shiny head and shaved off his beard and everything. I was about to praise him when I looked up, and then I stood up and said, "Waiter."
The barber hurried over and said, "Sir, what's wrong?"
I pointed at the eyebrows above Zhou Orangutan's eyes, "Where are his eyebrows? Has anyone shaved them?"
The barber looked aggrieved, and just as he was about to speak, Zhou Orangutan patted my shoulder, "Brother Xiaoliu, I asked him to shave. I am reborn. Just shave off everything. It will grow back."
fine."
Nuan Nuan and I laughed when we looked at Zhou Orangutan, who had a shaved head and shaved eyebrows.
Many people in the barber shop laughed.
Zhou Orangutan huffed his head in frustration, and put his big guitar back on his back again. "Why are you laughing? This is what I call a new life."
"Oh, you were dead before I started writing." I glanced at the orangutan, "One less thing."
"Who does one thing?" Zhou Orangutan said seriously, "People who live in the past have no future, don't you know?"
I paused, raised my head, and looked at the orangutan.
The surrounding suddenly became quiet.
Zhou Orangutan took a step back and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, did I say something wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Nuannuan also pushed me on the side.
Only then did I realize it. I quickly smiled and shook my head at the orangutan, "No, no, you are overthinking. Let's go and help you realize your ideals and life goals." He turned around after me and said, "Nuan Nuan, check out."
After I came out with the orangutan carrying the guitar, the orangutan looked at me, "Brother Xiaoliu, are you looking for Boss Fei?"
I shook my head and said, "I'll find a girl for you."
"I want to be the emperor?"
"Thirty thousand." I stretched out my hand with a smile.
Zhou Orangutan also laughed and hit me, "I owe you." Then Nuan Nuan also came out.
I pulled the orangutan into the car and said, "Master, Bei Tian."
"Ah, isn't it Yuedian?"
The orangutan asked me very confused.
I glanced at the orangutan and said, "Shut up."
Nuan Nuan punched me on the side, "Why are you so loud? Are you such a bully?"
"That's right." Zhou Orangutan murmured in a low voice, and then smiled at Nuan Nuan, "It's better for Sister-in-law Six."
"Orangutan." Nuannuan smiled, "right?"
"No, you called me Zhou Lang."
"Oh, oh, Zhou Lang." Nuannuan adjusted, "Why do you call me Sixth Sister-in-law."
Zhou orangutan stretched out his hand, "Look, there are six sister-in-laws, little six sister-in-laws, little six sister-in-laws, and big six sister-in-laws. We can't call them big six sister-in-law, or little little six sister-in-law. So,
, let’s call her Sixth Sister-in-law.” After Zhou Orangutan finished speaking, he smiled happily.
I turned around and slapped Zhou Orangutan on the head, "Fuck you, uncle, you fart for me again."
Who knew that Nuan Nuan reached out and slapped me on the head, "You bully me again." After saying that, Nuan Nuan turned around and looked at the orangutan, "Orangutan, oh, no, it's Zhou Lang, tell me, this
, Sixth Sister-in-law, Xiao Sixth Sister-in-law, Little Sixth Sister-in-law, and Big Sixth Sister-in-law, who are they, okay? I am very curious. He has not said it. I only know two."
"What did he say? They ruined my reputation like this. I'm so depressed." After I finished speaking, I gave Zhou Orangutan a serious look.
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "I'm just talking nonsense. Sister-in-law Six, don't take it seriously."
"It's okay, Zhou Lang. Just tell me what you want to do and I'll take you there. It's the same thing."
The orangutan glanced at Nuan Nuan, then shook his head firmly, with an expression that said he knew everything, and told you seriously, "I don't know anything."
Nuannuan smiled and took out her wallet. There was a pile of money in it. "Have you seen it? Tell me and I'll give it all to you."
The orangutan shook his head calmly, "Sixth sister-in-law, money can't buy our relationship. I really can't do anything. Oh, no, I don't know."
I was going crazy. Just when I was about to speak, Nuan Nuan turned her head around again and smiled at me, "Are you okay? Husband?" The smile was so sweet and the sun was shining brightly. The big summer gave me a cold and cold feeling.
