My days were suddenly very dull. All the activities in the school were displayed one by one. In the final analysis, I finally understood some eternal truth. The student union of the university is protected by the teachers in the school.
In the underworld, most of the students who join the student union, female, are good-looking or well-connected, while men must be well-connected. For example, if Zhang San joins the student union, his younger brother, older brother, aunt, second aunt,
If you want to get in, you can. Anyway, whoever wants to get in can only rely on the words of the ministers of the student union. Moreover, many of the relationships between university teachers and students in the student union have gone beyond ordinary friendships and are suspected of involving the distribution of many benefits.
.Only they know the inside story of this.
It is said that Brother Dong got up very early the next day with confidence. However, according to my professional analysis, Brother Dong seemed to have not slept well last night. In other words, he was nervous and insomnia. But it shouldn’t be. According to
According to Brother Dong, Brother Dong has one woman every three months on average, and 3650 days in ten years. He has already had 36.5 women, and half of them are Gao Weiwei. But isn’t it just a blind date? He is still so excited. When he goes to bed at night, get out of here.
I was rolling back and forth on the bed, getting up to play with the computer, and then lying down again. It made all of us depressed. Normally, Brother Dong would wake up at 7 o'clock in the morning, but today, it was 5:30 in the morning.
When I was walking, I heard a very familiar sound from Dong Ge's cell phone. I opened my eyes in confusion and saw that Dong Ge had stood up, stretched his muscles, yawned, and then ran out. Bo
The dragon turned over. Fatty Tao was still snoring. Damn Fatty Tao, he snores when he sleeps. But he is relatively self-aware, and he waits for us to go to sleep every day before going to bed. Every night,
He can learn.
After a while, Brother Dong came out of the balcony, brushed his teeth, came to Bo Long's side, and then smiled at Bo Long.
I sat up and looked at my phone. It's so damn early, this madman. Sure enough, something even crazier happened. Brother Dong took a toothbrush and it was covered with toothpaste. He brushed his teeth for a long time, and then it was stained with toothpaste.
Momo started to brush on Bolong's face. After brushing, Bolong pushed Brother Dong. Then Brother Dong brushed again, and Bolong turned his body away and ignored Brother Dong. Thinking about it, he must
Very sleepy.
Brother Dong held his toothbrush in his hand, looked at the toothbrush, then looked at Brother Dong, and finally squeezed some toothpaste, then went to the side of Bolong and started brushing.
Bo Long stretched out his hand and slapped his face, then continued to sleep.
Brother Dong was a little depressed, "I won't wake up like this." After saying that, Brother Dong brushed the brush again.
After finishing the brushing, Bolong stretched out his hand and slapped his face again, and then slowly opened his eyes. After opening them, he looked at Brother Dong who was wearing underwear, with a mouthful of toothpaste, and pointed at Bolong.
Laughing. Bolong stretched out his hand and slapped his face twice more, then he calmly stopped breathing and stopped sleeping.
After sitting up, Brother Dong smiled at Bo Long, and then began to twist his butt, "How about it, Xiao Longlong, do you dare to steal Brother's breakfast in the future?"
Bo Long continued to laugh without saying anything.
"Xiao Longlong, how are you? I asked you to get up early and exercise."
Bolong didn't say anything, and then stretched out his thumb towards Brother Dong.
Brother Dong started slapping his butt again, "How about it, how about it, don't you dare to provoke me in the future? You won't listen to me."
Bo Long shook his head: "Brother Dong, I was wrong."
I was a little surprised. I leaned on the bed and looked at Brother Dong and Bo Long. Bo Long seemed a little abnormal today.
Brother Dong smiled and said, "Okay, I forgive you."
"Oh, Brother Dong, thank you," Bo Long continued, "You said that if the heroine in your movie was replaced by Gao Weiwei, then Gao Weiwei, naked, under your body, Brother Dong, ah... ah... ah...
Screaming, you tell me, how good it will be."
Brother Dong was stunned for a moment, his butt stopped twisting, his toothbrush stopped moving, there was toothpaste foam in his mouth, and he even swallowed saliva in his mouth. I was curious whether the toothpaste water tasted good or not.
"Think about it." Bo Long stretched out his hand and gestured, "Gao Weiwei, wearing black underwear, black stockings, those thin legs, those breasts, those pert buttocks, and those high heels, so sexy, she looked confused.
, waiting for you to ravage her, and then waving at you, Dongdong, Dongdong." Bolong said, and gestured with his hands, "Brother Dong, think about it, you can do that wonderful picture.
You can imagine it, right?"
I almost laughed, and I wondered what happened to this Bo Long. According to his temperament, he is so impulsive and should have exploded long ago."
At this time, Bo Long took a look at Dong Ge's lower body. I don't want to know that Dong Ge's strength has improved and Wei Wei has become so hard. If so, he might be ready to cum.
At this time, Bolong reached out and grabbed Dong Ge's lower body, "Liu Zhendong, I'm going to fuck your aunt and sister." Then he heard Dong Ge's painful howl. The sound was super loud.
I immediately covered my ears. Fatty Tao, who started snoring on the side, sat up immediately. Then he looked around nervously, and finally saw Brother Dong squatting on the ground, kneading together.
There was Bo Long who reached out to grab Dong Ge's lifeline. The two people's postures were very strange. One was squatting and the other was half squatting. One was in pain and wanted to commit suicide, and the other was angry and wanted to kill someone.
Suddenly, Brother Dong took a long breath. I didn't care about these things at first.
However, at this moment, I saw that Bo Long's facial expression was very weird, and his whole face was distorted. After becoming distorted, it then, slowly, transformed into someone who wanted to kill people, burn corpses, kill people, and even whip corpses.
A kind of facial expression that expresses hatred. Brother Dong also has an innocent expression on his face, looking at Bo Long. It seems to be trying to win people's sympathy.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" I put out the cigarette and asked Bolong.
Fatty Tao rubbed his eyes, "It's good to wake up early, just in time to review yesterday's lesson."
Bolong stood up, and Brother Dong also stood up. Bolong's hand was stretched out, far away from him. Yesterday it was a finger, but today it became a hand.
Brother Dong was on the side, looking embarrassed, "I didn't mean it. I really didn't mean it."
"What's wrong?" I was a little surprised, and then accidentally glanced at Brother Dong's underwear. Suddenly, I found that Brother Dong's underwear was wet. Suddenly I understood everything, turned around,
Looking at Bo Long. Looking at Bo Long's hand, I subconsciously hid in the bed, and then carefully observed Bo Long's hand. I didn't know if there was any liquid on his hand. But I was very afraid of Bo Long.
After Long knew the truth of the matter, he came to me desperately. So I simply chose not to speak out.
Bolong turned his head and glanced at Brother Dong again.
Brother Dong smiled sheepishly, "I'm so excited, so excited, you know. I have a soft spot for Gao Weiwei. You can't blame me for grabbing her when you come up, right?"
Bo Long nodded, "Brother, Liu Zhendong, you are my brother, you are my real brother, my biological brother." After saying that, he shook his hand calmly, and the anger and confusion on his face turned into calmness.
I accepted it and walked to the toilet.
When he passed by me, I even hid on the side, for fear that he would react immediately and come after me to fight for his life. I really couldn't bear the furious Bolong whose hands were contaminated with Brother Dong's life form.
Fatty Tao looked at Brother Dong and said, "Aren't you so exaggerated?"
Brother Dong glanced at the two of us, then took off his pants. After taking them off, he took a roll of toilet paper and started wiping.
"Brother Dong."
After Dong Ge finished wiping, he stretched out and acted as if nothing had happened. He took out his cell phone and turned on the alarm. The sounds of "ah" and "ah" came out. Dong Ge twisted his buttocks, and then
Bolong rushed to the toilet and turned around, "Longlong, listen to my brother explain to you, it's not like this."
Not a minute later, I heard Bo Long's furious voice in the toilet, "Liu Zhendong, I'll fuck you." Then I heard Brother Dong's voice of "ah" and a very painful howl and scream.
Fatty Tao covered his ears and said, "Brother Dong won't go in and provoke Brother Long again."
I spread my hands and looked at Bo Long, "I don't know either."
Two minutes later, Bo Long came out of the toilet, then held a finger far away from him, the same action as yesterday. He made sure that his bed was small, wiped it vigorously with a towel, and after wiping it, took
He took his fingers and rubbed them against the wall.
Suddenly there was no sound in the toilet. "Bolong, Bolong." I tried calling twice. But Bolong ignored me and still rubbed his finger against the wall.
I called out twice more, "Brother Dong, Brother Dong."
As a result, no one paid attention to me in the toilet. I quickly put on my slippers and went to the toilet. I looked at Brother Dong, squatting in the toilet with a painful expression on his face. He was naked.
"What's wrong?" I was a little surprised.
Brother Dong still looked complicated and confused, "Bolong broke my hemorrhoids on me. He also broke my virginity."
"What a fool, big brother, isn't it? Aren't you one every three months?"
"I'm lying to you. Actually, I've never had sex with anyone. I've always just thought about it. But I've never done it for real." Dong Ge looked helpless. "It hurts me to death."
Suddenly, thinking about Brother Dong's words, I couldn't help but burst out laughing "haha". Bolong became Brother Dong's first person, haha, haha. The more I laughed, the more I wanted to laugh, and then I replied
When I got to the dormitory, I lay down on the bed. Then I laughed endlessly.
Bo Long was still rubbing his fingers against the wall. Fatty Tao looked confused. I laughed wildly on the bed. As a result, I almost delayed class.
[ps: The fifth update is over, we will continue to work hard tomorrow.]
