Lin Ran reached out and slapped me in the face, "Please pay attention to me."
"Good shot." The old man replied from the side.
I smiled and said, "Brother, can I say a few words?"
When the veteran heard this, he also said formally, "Donor, please speak."
I glanced outside the car and my expression changed immediately. "The first thing, please let go of my hand. The second thing, please get out of the car. I have something to do today and I am in a hurry."
"Get up, get up." Lin Ran said a few words to me, and then turned his head to the old Taoist "Master, is there any result? Why don't you use a bamboo stick or something to ask for a signature?"
"He is deceiving people. Are you kidding me? What is Sixth Brother's identity, status and role?"
The old Taoist smiled at me, "I'm very proud of myself recently."
"Is there any?"
"It's written on your face. I know this too." Shen Lin also smiled on the side.
"You two, don't cause trouble, Master. You can get down quickly, okay?"
The old Taoist thought for a moment and stared at my face so hard that I felt embarrassed. Finally, the old Taoist said, "It's almost time for your transfer."
I said "Ah" "What do you mean?"
"Well, it's just that there are still many ups and downs. If things don't go well, I have to continue to flee." The old man stroked his beard and began to mutter to himself, "But it's not a bad thing. Well, the final result is good, but you can't accept it. of."
"What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" Lin Ran said with great interest, "Master, can you explain it more clearly?"
"If he explains it more clearly to you, he won't understand." I looked at Lin Ran with disdain. "This fortune teller always talks about things you don't understand, arouses your curiosity, and then seduces you." interest, and finally reaching out to ask for money. This is the same routine that will never change in a hundred years.
"Get up, it's none of your business."
"It's none of my business to tell my fortune. What is this? Okay, okay, Master, can you go down now?"
The old Taoist glanced at me and said, "Wherever there is danger, there is blessing, and where there is blessing there is misfortune!"
"Master, why do I feel so uncomfortable when I hear your words?"
I glanced at Lin Ran and said, "Well, we are almost achieving the effect he wants. Come on."
"Can you shut up?" Lin Ran said to me, "Be quiet for a while."
"I just hate that this is all about fooling people." As soon as I finished speaking, I found that both Lin Ran and Shen Lin were looking at me, and they were staring at me.
I looked indifferent, "Why are you two staring at me?"
"And that shameless person who doesn't care about anything."
"Well, that's right." Shen Lin continued Lin Ran's words, "He dares to say that he is the second most shameless person, but no one dares to say that he is the first."
"Fart, don't you know Lin Yifei?" After I said it, I felt that I had made a mistake and covered my mouth.
"Haha" Lin Ran and Shen Lin both laughed.
"Okay, okay." I was a little embarrassed. "Master, can you go down now?"
The old man nodded, "Well, young man, do you still remember our three-year agreement?"
"What three years and five years?"
The old man smiled and said, "It has been more than a year, almost two years, and there is still a little more than a year. Think carefully about our three-year agreement."
"What the hell, you're not a little girl. What do I have to do with you?" As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his arm hurt. "Oh, oh, please be gentle, be gentle."
Lin Ran pinched my arm and said harshly, "Be respectful, Master. Do you hear me?"
I nodded vigorously, "Let go, let go."
The old Taoist smiled and said, "That's it for today's hexagram." He then looked at me and said, "I would like to advise you to cherish the people around you that you cherish very, very much. Men and women."
"What do you mean."
The old Taoist shook his head and put on a fairy-like expression. While shaking his head, he stroked his beard and said, "The secrets of heaven must not be leaked. The secrets of heaven must not be leaked."
"Okay, then you can get out of the car." I stretched out my hand and pointed, "Ok, get out of the car quickly and don't hinder me."
"Wait a minute." The old man touched his head at this time and smiled sheepishly. He no longer had the fairy-like look he had just now. His smile looked more vulgar and vulgar. "You see, I'm tight on money recently."
I looked at Lin Ran and said, "You see, you see, here comes the main topic. The first part is all nonsense, and the last part is the real topic. Before Sixth Brother gets angry, get out of here and get out of here. Do you hear me?"
When the old man heard this, he said, "You kid."
"Go away, you bastard." I continued to curse.
At this time, Lin Ran pinched me hard and said, "Be quiet." Then he said to the old man, "Master, how much do you need?"
The old Taoist smiled slightly and stretched out two fingers.
I glanced at him and felt that he was really annoying, so I took out twenty yuan in change from the car and said, "Here you go, here you go, hurry up."
The old man took the twenty yuan from my hand and smiled with satisfaction. Then when I thought he was about to get off the car, the old man stopped smiling and said very calmly, "Not enough."
"Fuck, twenty isn't enough?"
"Well, that's not enough."
"Get out of the car."
The old Taoist shook his head, "No."
"If you don't stop, I'll take action."
"Young man, are the hexagrams I calculated for you accurate?"
I looked at the old man and thought for a while, but I really didn’t say it out loud. I didn’t have any idea if he didn’t say it. He said that, and after thinking about it, I thought it was really accurate. “You’ve deceived a few of them right.”
That’s all.”
"The day comes when you come up to beg me." The old Taoist put on a fairy-like expression again, then stretched out his hand, the wretched expression on his face again, and smiled, "Twenty is really not enough, a box of contraceptive pills
The set is still thirty."
"Holy shit!" Then I became depressed and took out another two hundred yuan from my clothes. "What kind of veteran are you? I knew you were deceiving people." Then I handed it to the veteran again and said, "Okay.
Okay, okay, let’s go, stop fooling people.”
The old man took the two hundred yuan and said, "Whether I cheated, you will know sooner or later. I never cheat people."
"Well, this sentence sounds very familiar." I looked at the old man, "I have been saying this to others eight years ago."
As soon as the words fell, Lin Ran and Shen Lin laughed again. They covered their mouths and did not dare to laugh out loud.
The old man sighed and put another two hundred dollars into his clothes. Then he looked at me.
"Get off the car, what are you doing? If you don't get off, I'll hit them."
The old Taoist looked at me and said calmly, "Not enough."
"Holy shit!" This time I was really angry. "You're not done yet. You're too embarrassed, aren't you! It's not twenty, it's not two hundred, is it two thousand?"
The old man said "Ah", knowing that he was in the wrong, "It's time to pay the rent. Prices have risen sharply now, and I still need to eat, don't you think?"
"Damn it, aren't you already otherworldly? Why are you still trying to live in this world?"
The old Taoist sighed, "Hey, I am adapting to the changes of the times. Five hundred years ago, people called me a divine fortune teller."
"You were still under Wuzhishan five hundred years ago," I snorted coldly.
"Haha." At this time, both Shen Lin and Lin Ran laughed, and their laughter was extremely exaggerated. Both of them couldn't help it.
The old man looked at me and said, "Give it or don't give it. These two thousand are borrowed. I will pay you back."
"What nonsense? Of course I won't give it to you. I won't lend it to you either."
"Okay, you, the old man is quite pitiful. Either you can't sit here anymore in the winter, and you must be destined." Lin Ran thought for a while, "Old man, I am a person who believes in destiny. I will give you these two thousand." , you find a place to live, and don’t you have any children? If you let such an old man live like this, your children will be too unfilial."
"What's wrong? You want to give it?" I glanced at Lin Ran, "You're crazy."
Lin Ran pushed me and said, "It's none of your business." Then he took out his wallet and counted it. There was a little more than two thousand in it, and then he took out two thousand.
"Fuck, you can't give it. Damn it, you're deceiving people in front of me."
"Jing Jing." Lin Ran said to me, "I will give you my money if I want to. I feel pity for the old man and see that you two are destined. I am doing it for your own good."
"Fuck." I was very annoyed and was about to retort. Lin Ran had already put the money into the old man's hand, then turned to me and said, "You have no control over my money." Then he said to the old man, "Old man, You should find a place to stay. It’s winter, and please contact your children, filial piety comes first. They should do what they should. If it doesn’t work, you can go through legal channels.”
I was really depressed. I looked at the old man fiercely, and then at the heartless Lin Ran.
The old man took the money in his hand and glanced at Lin Ran without being polite. He smiled at Lin Ran, "I will help you escape a big disaster. There will be some losses, but you can survive. Otherwise, your life will be at stake."
"Damn it, why can't you say something nice after taking other people's money? Damn it." I got angry.
Lin Ran pushed me hard, "Get up, it's none of your business." Then he smiled at the old Taoist, "Master, if it is possible, I hope I can help him avoid this disaster. Whatever happens to me is fine." Lin Ran After he finished speaking, he smiled happily.
When the old man heard this, he looked at me.
"What are you looking at?" In fact, I was still very moved. What moved me were Lin Ran's words.
The veteran sighed, "Are you sure?"
Lin Ran smiled and said vigorously, "Well, we must be sure."
The old Taoist stretched out his hand to Lin Ran and said, "Come here."
Lin Ran was a little surprised and stretched his head over.
The old man put his mouth to Lin Ran's ear, muttered a few words, then raised his head, "Did you hear me clearly?"
Lin Ran's face suddenly changed. After thinking for a while, Lin Ran smiled and nodded slowly.
The old man also smiled, looked at me, and raised his hand, "Sooner or later, you will beg me." Then he took the money and opened the car door, "Don't go southwest. Otherwise, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a lot."
Shen Lin reached out to close the door and looked at Lin Ran, "Two thousand, that's all."
Lin Ran said "Ah" "It's okay, it's probably fate. Whether he is true or false, he is quite pitiful."
"Okay, what did he just tell you?"
Lin Ran glanced at me and was silent for a few seconds, "Nothing."
"Forget it if he doesn't. If he does, don't take it seriously. He's deceiving you. Brother Six has been deceiving people for so many years, but he hasn't gotten two thousand two hundred and twenty yuan out of him at once. Damn it."
"Sixth brother, you still remember the two hundred and twenty yuan."
