"I'm sorry, you are a good person, but we are really not suitable..."
"Oh my god, I got stuck by a good guy again!" Li Yundong, who was drunk, muttered: "You still use such clichéd words to try to excuse me!"
Thinking of his confession below the teaching building this morning, Li Yundong couldn't help but feel depressed and miserable: "Am I such a bad person? I got twenty-one good guy cards in one year of college?"
"Damn, what's the big deal? One day I will find someone more beautiful than you all!" With a ding, the elevator door opened. Li Yundong staggered out of the elevator, came to the door of his rental house, and drunkenly took out the key.
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His parents divorced when he was young, and his father found a foreigner to live happily abroad. His mother was not willing to be lonely, and also found a foreigner, and immigrated to Australia early, leaving him alone in the country to get some "
Alms".
Li Yundong, who lacks discipline, has been undisciplined since the third year of junior high school. Naturally, it is impossible for him to get into a good school in this situation. Tiannan City University is the best school he can get into, but it is only a second- or third-rate university in China.
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It's just that although this university is second- or third-rate, its art department is very famous and has produced many stars. There are so many beauties in the school that it can be said that Li Yundong, a virgin, has eyes that can't stand it. It's a pity that according to gender,
According to the scientific theory of mutual attraction, where there are clouds of beautiful women, there are often rains of handsome men.
Although Li Yundong is not ugly, he is not good-looking either.
And these days, men are either handsome or weird. If you encounter an ordinary-looking guy, I'm sorry. If I can't give you the good guy card, then who can I give it to?
Li Yundong is also a proud and arrogant person. All he pursues are class beauties and school beauties. Therefore, he was given twenty-one good guy cards within a year. He suffered repeated defeats and repeated defeats. In school,
It has been made into a joke.
Thinking about the faces around him that were watching the fun, joking and mocking, especially the eyes that were laughing at him as if they wanted to eat swan meat, Li Yundong gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart.
"You bastard!!" Li Yundong stood at the door, raised his arms, shouted loudly, and dropped the key with a snap.
Li Yundong squinted his eyes and bent down, only to find a red fox dog lying in front of his house. His hind legs were stained with blood, and he was obviously injured.
The fox dog turned its head and tried to lick its wounds while looking at Li Yundong pitifully.
The look in his eyes made Li Yundong sympathize with him. He hugged the fox dog and said, "Does your master not want you? It's so pitiful. Alas, it's the same for me. My parents don't want me anymore! No one wants me anymore."
You look down on me, everyone despises me, do you do the same? Don't worry, don't cry, I will take care of you, I will not despise you!"
As soon as you enter the door, you are in the living room, which is connected to the balcony. There is a floor-to-ceiling window between the balcony and the living room, and a thin screen is hung on the window.
There is a glass coffee table in the middle of the living room. There is a carpet underneath the coffee table. There is a PS2 on it. There is a stack of game discs next to the game console. Next to the game disc is a half-drunk glass of cold water.
After carrying the little fox home in a daze, Li Yundong could no longer support his drunken body. He tilted his head and fell on the carpet next to the coffee table. After a while, he started snoring loudly.
But the little fox in his arms started to tremble, then gradually calmed down. Its eyes became brighter and brighter under the cold moonlight. It rubbed Li Yundong's chin with the tip of its nose and tested it.
Did he really fall asleep?
After a few tests, the little fox found that Li Yundong was sleeping more deeply than a dead pig. It curled up into a ball and began to emit a faint cyan light. These cyan rays were like countless hairsprings, immersed in Li Yundong's body.
Slowly swimming back, the green hairsprings turned into fiery red. Then after these hairsprings swam into the little fox's body, they swam out again, and turned into cyan again.
The little fox went back and forth like this several times, and after extracting the yang energy from Li Yundong's body several times, he became obviously more energetic, and the wounds on his paws stopped bleeding. He suddenly jumped out of Li Yundong's arms and spun around in a circle.
Instantly transformed into a girl wearing a fiery red dress.
This girl is about fifteen or sixteen years old, about one meter sixty-five meters tall, with bright eyes that are very clear, and her dark eyes seem to be able to shine through, and she will look at Shenfei at the slightest movement.
After carefully looking around in the room for a while, she breathed a sigh of relief, patted her chest, and whispered to herself: "It was such a close call, I almost died here. I miss my master's hard work and help."
I stole the Renyuan Golden Pill, wouldn't it be a huge injustice if I died here before I could take it?"
The little fox looked at Li Yundong, tilted her head and looked at the boy who was hugging her and talking drunkenly. For some reason, she felt a little emotional in her heart: This guy's life experience is very similar to mine.
The little fox sighed, stood up, and wanted to leave this place.
But then she thought about it, her enemy was chasing her step by step. She was still injured. What if she was discovered again after going out?
"Why don't I take the Renyuan Golden Pill now!" The little fox took out a golden round pill from his side, about the size of the nail of his little finger, and held it in the palm of his hand as if it were a treasure.
As soon as she took out the golden elixir, the whole room shone with golden light, like a bright light.
As soon as the little fox stole the golden elixir, he was chased and hunted so breathlessly that he never had the chance to take and digest such a golden elixir.
Just when the little fox thought of this, she suddenly saw two green lights flashing out of the French window from the corner of her eye. She tensed up and looked around in horror.
"It's over, it's over, why are you chasing me again?" The little fox's face turned pale and he was panicked.
Why are these guys so haunted? No matter where you escape, they can chase you?
The little fox was thinking like lightning, but she felt two extremely powerful auras approaching her quickly. Just when she was panicking, her eyes suddenly fell on Li Yundong beside her, and she suddenly thought: Could it be me?
The medicinal power emitted from the golden elixir in his hand attracted the pursuers?
The little fox reacted very quickly and rushed to Li Yundong's side. He pinched his cheek and threw the golden elixir into his mouth. Then he quickly turned into a little fox and hid in his arms.
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The little fox's abacus was very clever. She dared to throw the Renyuan Golden Pill into Li Yundong's mouth just to take advantage of Li Yundong's boyish yang energy.
Boy's Yang Qi is the purest Yang Qi in the world and the most essential part of the human body's Yang Qi. It is hidden in the Huiyin point. Only when seduced by a woman's unique Yin Qi can it escape from the Huiyin point.
This kind of boy's yang energy has many functions, one of which is that it can be used to cover up many auras, such as the most yin aura, the filthy aura, and even the unique aura emitted by the elixir artifact.
The little fox put the Renyuan Golden Pill into Li Yundong's mouth, but was not afraid that he would swallow it, because firstly, the Renyuan Golden Pill was not Dove chocolate that melted in the mouth, and secondly, because Li Yundong was obviously in a state of drunkenness, and he was here
In this state, the contents of the mouth will not be swallowed unless swallowed with water.
The childish yang energy of Li Yundong can not only cover up the immortal energy of Ren Yuan Jin Dan, but also cover up the yin energy of the little fox. It can be said that it kills two birds with one stone.
Sure enough, just when the little fox jumped into Li Yundong's arms, the two green lights flying out of the window suddenly stopped, and two figures appeared on the balcony. They were graceful and slim, and they could vaguely be identified as two women.
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"Strange, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" A woman whispered, her voice cold.
"Sister Ziyuan, could we be pursuing the wrong person?" a lively and charming voice said.
"Absolutely impossible!" The cold woman categorically denied.
"Then, let me go in and check. We tracked down this family and suddenly stopped tracking it!" said the girl with a lively voice.
The little fox heard the conversation between the two people. At first, he was very proud of his idea. The fox's tail was raised. However, when he heard the girl talking, he barged in to check, and he was so scared that he shrank into a ball.
I was shivering so much that I didn't dare to take a breath.
But another woman with a cold voice scolded in a low voice: "Nonsense, how can a cultivator disturb the worldly people?"
The girl with a lively voice retorted: "But, how are you going to explain it when you go back like this?"
For a moment, the two women on the balcony fell silent.
The little fox was frightened and frightened. He was anxious in his heart and kept praying: Grandpa Tian, please leave quickly and don’t come in. I will kowtow to you!
But just when she couldn't stop thinking about it, Li Yundong suddenly let out a moan. His mouth was dry and he wanted to swallow, but he had a human yuan golden elixir in his mouth. How could he swallow it?
The round golden elixir rolled down his esophagus, causing his face to look painful. He barely raised his body and stretched out his hand, groping for something on the coffee table next to him.
The little fox's eyes widened as he watched Li Yundong's hand touch the half-empty water glass on the coffee table. He swallowed a few mouthfuls, including the water and the golden elixir...