Li Yundong looked at Su Chan dumbfounded: "You don't know, then why are you fooling me? Isn't it fun?"
Su Chan raised her lips and said, "You idiot, how could I possibly know such a difficult teaching?"
Li Yundong laughed out of anger, grabbed the little girl, and yelled at her hard: "Little girl, you dare to play tricks on your uncle, you are so impatient!"
Su Chan giggled and squirmed in Li Yundong's arms: "No, although I can't do it, I know who can!"
Li Yundong let go of his hand and said with a threatening face: "If you try to fool me again, I will take off your pants and spank you!"
Su Chan put one hand on Li Yundong's mischievous hand and the other on her own skirt, and said with a smile: "No, no! I will tell my master and let her use the Five Thunders to hit you!"
Li Yundong was stunned: "Your master knows the Five Thunder Methods?"
Su Chan smiled triumphantly and said: "Yes, she is amazing. She is known as our fox...ahem, she is known as a genius who only appears once in a hundred years. There is almost no Taoist method in the world that she does not know."
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Li Yundong listened in astonishment and did not notice what Su Chan almost said before: "Your master is so powerful? Do you want her to teach me?"
Su Chan took Li Yundong's arm, squeezed him with her plump and slim body, and said with a smile as if she was asking for credit, "Yes, yes, you will be my junior brother from now on! Hehe, I will become my junior brother!"
Li Yundong's face was stern, and he pretended to be angry: "No, no, I'm downgraded by two levels, absolutely not! You want me to be your senior brother, and you to be my junior sister!"
Su Chan chuckled and said: "No, I started training much earlier than you, you are my junior brother!"
Li Yundong saw the little girl blowing in front of him like orchids. He glanced at her snow-white breasts pressed against his arms, and the two pink balls were squeezed out of shape, which made Li Yundong feel warm all over for a moment.
He smiled mischievously, put his arms around the little girl's waist, put his mouth to her red and plump lips and gave her a hard sip, then bit the little girl's mouth and said with a chuckle: "Who is your little junior brother?
?I'm not small at all."
Su Chan felt the hardness of Li Yundong's thing, and her body softened. Her eyes were filled with eyes that were as charming as silk. She was a little frightened at first and dodged, but soon she leaned against him softly.
The little girl raised her head and said softly: "Uncle, if you can't do it now, we'll wait until you build the foundation later, okay?"
Li Yundong suppressed his desire and pretended to be displeased and said, "Why do we have to wait for foundation building?"
Su Chan's voice was greasy and soft, which could make an iron man cry: "Only when the foundation is successfully established, the three essences in your body can be stable and will not be taken away easily. If..."
Su Chan suddenly said shyly: "If you have sex with me now, you will die because your essence is not strong and I will drain you dry."
Li Yundong drawled and said: "I understand, it turns out that you, little girl, are still a little goblin who eats people without spitting out their bones!"
Li Yundong speaks without intention, but Little Fox listens with intention.
Su Chan's face turned pale, she lowered her head, her heart pounding: Has he discovered my identity?
When Li Yundong saw Su Chan burying her head in her arms, he thought Su Chan was shy. How could he know what she was thinking?
Li Yundong saw that although the little girl buried her flower-like face in his arms, she had a thin waist and fat hips, and a graceful figure. He couldn't help but laugh and said: "Twenty-eight beauties have a body as soft as a cake, and they have a sword at their waists."
Foolish man, you clearly don’t see the head falling, but secretly you are causing your bones to wither!”
As a student of the Chinese Department, Li Yundong often missed classes on weekdays, but he remembered the warning poem in "The Plum in the Golden Vase" clearly, so it was fitting that he recited it at this time.
After he finished chanting, he smiled at the little girl and raised her chin with his fingers.
The little girl was feeling uneasy at this time, looking at Li Yundong with a pair of beautiful eyes pitifully. She looked like a Taoist saint who would collapse, and a gentleman like Liu Xiahui would go crazy.
Li Yundong couldn't help but sigh: "Little girl, little girl, you are so beautiful, I am willing to die for you even if my bones are exhausted!"
When Su Chan heard this, she jumped up from Li Yundong's arms in shock, shaking her hands vigorously: "No, no, absolutely not! I can't harm you! In this case, even if you have the golden elixir, your vitality will be exhausted because of the blood essence.
And die!"
She said in a panic, but saw Li Yundong looking at her calmly, with a hint of displeasure between his eyebrows.
Su Chan's heart was shocked. She slowly walked to Li Yundong, knelt down gently, took Li Yundong's arm with both hands, and begged softly: "Yundong, can you listen to me and successfully build the foundation first?
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As she said that, the little girl suddenly showed a shy look on her face: "When you successfully build the foundation, you can do whatever you want, okay?"
Li Yundong's heart skipped a beat, his face relaxed, he couldn't help laughing, and pinched the little girl's cheek with his hand: "You can do whatever you really want?"
Su Chan blushed with embarrassment, bit her lip, and nodded with eyes full of eyes: "Yes!"
Li Yundong waved his hand and said in a heroic and sanctimonious manner: "Okay, uncle, I will build his mother's foundation! Before building the foundation, I will never move a finger of yours!"
After saying that, he turned to look at Su Chan, with the look of an eminent monk on his face, and said with clasped hands: "Amitabha, why is this female donor so close to me? Doesn't the female donor know that men and women are not intimate with each other?"
Su Chan pursed her lips and smiled, pointing to Li Yundong's high tent: "Then what is this?"
Li Yundong looked serious and said: "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form!"
When Su Chan saw Li Yundong acting like this, she knew that her advice was effective. She felt relieved and giggled: "Then I'm leaving!"
Li Yundong pretended to be impatient and disgusted: "Let's go quickly, don't affect my practice!"
Su Chan rolled her eyes, smiled, turned and left. Just a few steps away, she heard Li Yundong cough dryly: "Stop, come back!"
Su Chan suppressed her laughter and said with a serious face: "What do you want from me?"
Li Yundong said with an apologetic smile: "If you don't teach me how to build a foundation, then what kind of foundation should I build?"
Su Chan couldn't help laughing, raised her head proudly, and said with a snort: "You know it too! Call me master!"
Li Yundong's face was stern, and he pretended to be angry: "If you don't spank me for three days, little girl, you will go to the house and uncover the tiles! Do you want me to spank you? Tell me!"
Su Chan was startled and sat down obediently: "Oh!"
She tilted her head and thought for a while, then said: "There are nine heavens and nine heavens in the sky, so practice also has the realm of nine heavens. They are shaping the fetus, refining the energy, concentrating the mind, building the foundation, magical power, transforming into an infant, golden body, and thunder calamity.
Feixian! Thanks to the help of Ren Yuan Jin Dan, you have already reached the intermediate state of concentration. As long as you complete the last three tasks of 'Sealing the Spirit, Manifesting, and Being at ease!', you will have completed the highest state of concentration.
With practice, you can enter the fourth level of foundation-building practice!"
Su Chan said: "When you successfully build the foundation, you will begin to have magical power and can use the divine channel method. At that time, you can let my master teach you the supreme Tao method in the world, the Five Thunder Method!"
Li Yundong's eyes lit up as he listened. He wished he could practice to build the foundation right away, and then learn the art of Five Thunder Zhengfa!
Su Chan saw his appearance and understood his eagerness, so she smiled and said: "You have to eat the rice one bite at a time and chew the meat one bite at a time. If you want it, you can't fulfill it. You first refine the essence in your body into a god.
After completing the final homework of concentration, you can start building the foundation!"
Li Yundong asked: "What does this seal spirit, manifest, and great freedom mean? Is it difficult?"
Su Chan smiled and said: "It's not difficult. With your qualifications and conditions, I believe it should be easy! But..."
Li Yundong heard that she had some doubts at the end, so he asked: "But what?"
Su Chan said: "However, when you are practicing these lessons, it is very likely that your spiritual consciousness will be separated from your body and enter the realm of nothingness, and you will be lost and unable to return."
Li Yundong was stunned: "What does this mean? What will happen if you get lost and cannot return?"
Su Chan said with a serious face: "Although she is still alive, her soul is gone. She has no sense of smell, hearing, taste, touch and perception!"
Li Yundong was startled: "Doesn't that mean he has become a vegetative state?"
Su Chan said seriously: "Practice is difficult, and it is difficult to reach the sky! The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiencies when there are excess losses. We are constantly aging from birth, and no one can resist this process. But practice is going against heaven,
If you go against the will of God, you will naturally encounter all kinds of horrible things in your practice! Although you have the help of Yuan Jindan, your practice can be said to be a step to the sky, the most heaven-defying of heavens, so you will definitely encounter all kinds of things.
Unimaginable horror!"
Su Chan asked: "Aren't you afraid?"
Li Yundong laughed: "There is nothing to be afraid of! In order to build the foundation, I am not afraid of anything!"
Su Chan saw Li Yundong winking at her and looking anxious. She couldn't help laughing and spat: "Bah, just now I swore that I had to become stronger to practice cultivation, but now it turned into asking for sex in the blink of an eye.
And practice! You are so worthless!"
Li Yundong said with a serious face: "Otherwise! Confucius said: Food and sex are the nature of food!"
Su Chan laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and she scratched her cheek with her hand: "Don't be shy, Gaozi said this!"
Li Yundong laughed dryly: "Who cares who said it, anyway, the sage told us: there are only two things in life, eating and picking up girls!"
Su Chan smiled and scolded: "If the saint knew that you misinterpreted his words like this, I'm afraid he would be so angry that he would die."
Li Yundong laughed and waved his hand: "You asked me just now why I want to cultivate immortality? I said at that time that I wanted to become stronger! Now I want to add something! Why do people want to cultivate immortality? The reason is very simple. I hope to wake up and hold a murderous sword, and lie drunk on the knees of a beautiful woman
That’s it! Okay, I’m going to practice meditation, and the little girl is protecting me from the side!”
Su Chan responded delicately: "Okay, my uncle! I hope you can successfully build the foundation soon, then we can get married and travel around the world!"
When Li Yundong listened, he couldn't help but think of the beautiful days when he took Su Chan to travel around the mountains and rivers of his motherland. For a moment, he couldn't help but yearn for it leisurely. He glanced at Su Chan, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled sweetly. They were unhappy because of the worldly depression.