When Zhou Qin walked into the dormitory building, Li Yundong turned his head and said to the little fox: "Hey, people are gone, what are you still looking at?"
Su Chan sighed softly and praised with joy: "The bones and flesh are well-proportioned, the eyebrows are thick and the nose is straight, the heaven is full, the three courts are well-proportioned, the middle is wide, deep and long, the temples are soft, the waist is narrow and the hips are wide, the spirit is perfect, it is really thousands of miles.
Choose a pure yin girl, what a good tripod, what a good tripod!"
Li Yundong was startled, and subconsciously touched Su Chan's forehead: "What's wrong with you? What are you mumbling about? What's a good cauldron?"
Su Chan withdrew her gaze and said, "I was praising her. "
Li Yundong looked strange: "Are you praising her? When you say someone is a good cauldron, do you mean to praise someone? Hey, don't treat me as a fool. I still know a little about what cauldron means, okay? Huang Yi's "
I have watched "The Rain and the Clouds", okay!"
Su Chan blinked: "You know? That would be great."
The little fox pulled Li Yundong out of the crowd, looked around, with a cunning look in his eyes, and whispered: "Yundong, go and pursue her, you can't let such a good cauldron go!"
In the eyes of the little fox, for a pure yin girl like Zhou Qin, the yin energy in her body belongs to the rare pure yin in the world, while the powerful and vigorous golden elixir energy in Li Yundong's body at this time is the rare pure yang in the world.
, as long as the two are combined, yin and yang communication will definitely benefit Li Yundong a lot.
Li Yundong didn't seem like someone who wanted to take the initiative to practice, and the little fox didn't dare to take the initiative, so he had to think of ways to help Li Yundong indirectly improve the Yuan Yang skill in his body.
Collecting yin and replenishing yang is undoubtedly a good way.
But the little fox's mistake is that she always uses the thinking of a cultivator to speculate on the thinking of ordinary people.
When Li Yundong heard the words of the little fox, he almost hit him dead. His face was dull and he looked at Su Chan with strange eyes. He was speechless for a long time.
What does this girl mean by saying this? She actually encouraged me to date Zhou Qin?
Is she testing me? Or is she being careless?
Or maybe she doesn’t care about me at all? Otherwise, how could she encourage me to pick up other women?
Li Yundong felt depressed in his heart, as if he had chewed wax in his mouth, so he walked back in silence.
Seeing Li Yundong's appearance, the little fox felt a little strange. While following him obediently, he muttered to himself: Did I say the wrong thing again just now? I was right. This girl is a pure yin girl, one of a kind.
What a great cauldron! If people practicing dual cultivation see this, they will definitely fight for it!
Could it be that he doesn't like her? No, this girl is so beautiful. Master said, aren't all men lustful?
The little fox was full of suspicion and followed Li Yundong step by step, thinking wildly in his head.
Li Yundong was also thinking wildly all the way, and the two of them were trying to guess each other's thoughts. It was so stressful and depressing to walk along the way!
After leaving the school gate, Li Yundong suddenly remembered, slapped his thigh, and yelled: "Damn, these idiots made me throw away all the food! What are we going to eat tonight!"
When the little fox saw that he finally spoke, he felt relieved, as if he had lifted a huge stone: "Can't we buy it again?"
Li Yundong sneered: "You still go to that market? Come on, I don't want to go there in my life!"
Although the little fox thinks a little differently from ordinary people, so she looks a little naive and careless, but she is definitely not stupid. She realizes that the cause and effect of this matter seems to have been caused by herself.
Su Chan pulled on Li Yundong's clothes with a guilty look on her face: "I'm sorry, I caused you a lot of trouble..." As she said that, she raised her head, opened her big eyes, and looked at Li Yundong pitifully: "You scolded me.
Bar."
No matter how angry Li Yundong was, he couldn't express his anger to such a pitiful beauty. He sighed secretly, "Don't be stupid, how could I be willing to scold you?"
Li Yundong smiled: "Let's go. I won't eat at home today. I'll take you to McDonald's."
The little fox wondered: "McDonald's? What is McDonald's?"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "It's just fast food, simple and convenient food."
The little fox asked: "Is that delicious?"
Li Yundong thought for a while: "It's okay, you'll know after you eat it once."
The nearest McDonald's to Tiannan University is very close, it only takes ten minutes to walk there.
Li Yundong took the little fox and walked all the way to McDonald's. It was noon at this time, the sun was as big as a roulette wheel, and the white sun made the ground steaming with steam.
The little fox followed Li Yundong closely, looking around curiously. The high-rise buildings and busy traffic in the city formed a sharp contrast with the deep mountains and old forests where she practiced before.
The little fox pulled Li Yundong along the way and asked questions. To her, everything was new and curious, and she always had a smile of surprise on her face.
This smile made Li Yundong feel cool and comfortable even under the scorching sun, and the slight doubts and unhappiness he had before were quickly forgotten.
The two walked along, talking and laughing, until they arrived at the door of McDonald's.
There was a bench at the door of this McDonald's. Sitting on the bench was a Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown. Li Yundong and Su Chan walked to the door. Just as they were about to open the McDonald's door, they saw Ronald McDonald dressed as a clown and screaming strangely.
He jumped up from the side, holding in his hand a toy with a mouse popping out of the box.
Su Chan was startled and punched him subconsciously.
Poor Ronald McDonald threw his head back and fell, the human toy in his hand fell to the ground, and the mouse went in and out of the box.
Li Yundong was shocked and hurried over to help him. While helping him, he said: "Hey, are you okay?"
Li Yundong didn't know if he didn't help him. When he helped him, he felt his tentacles were soft. This Ronald McDonald was a thin man and he made a cry: "It hurts..."
Huh? Girl?
Li Yundong felt even more sorry. He raised his head and glanced at Su Chan helplessly: "You still don't apologize?"
Su Chan's mouth bulged loudly: "Why did she scare me so suddenly?"
The McDonald's girl took off the fake nose she wore on her face, rubbed her red nose, and said in a sullen voice: "It's okay, I'm used to it. If I try it a few more times, I won't have to wear a fake nose to pretend to be Uncle McDonald's."
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Li Yundong laughed: "You are really good-tempered. Why did this McDonald's restaurant hire a girl like you to play Ronald McDonald? Can you bear to wear so much outside on such a hot day?"
The girl's face was heavily painted with oil paint, and she smiled slightly: "You want to make money! Okay, I'm fine, you go in, remember to order more food?"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "Of course, do you want me to buy you one too? After all, it's our fault."
The girl waved her hand: "No, thank you."
When Li Yundong saw that the girl was indeed fine, he stood up, walked to Su Chan, took a deep look at her, and sighed.
Su Chan lowered her head, like a child who had done something wrong, and looked up at Li Yundong from time to time.
She felt that she was so wronged. It was obviously someone else's fault, but in the end it seemed like it was her own fault. She had made more mistakes in the world than she had in the ten years in the mountains!
"Forget it, let's go eat." Li Yundong didn't say anything, just patted Su Chan on the head.
The two people walked into McDonald's, which was packed with people. The little fox's pure and charming, classic and sexy appearance and attire immediately attracted everyone's attention.
The men looked at Su Chan greedily, and even looked at Li Yundong with envy.
Li Yundong found a seat very close to the children's area, sat down, and said to the little fox, "Wait for me here." After saying that, he got up and walked to the counter to buy two set meals and two cones.
Li Yundong walked up to the little fox with a plate, handed her a cone, and said with a smile: "Have a taste."
The little fox curiously took the cone, stretched out his bright red tongue, and licked it tentatively. He immediately beamed and said, "It's so sweet!"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "That's right, the ice cream ingredients for McDonald's cones are shipped from abroad, and they are much more delicious than those from KFC."
The little fox kept licking the ice cream with its little tongue. Where did it have the time to care about what Li Yundong said?
Li Yundong looked at Su Chan's little tongue licking around the ice cream. She looked so cute and cute. He wished that someone could hold her in his arms and love her.
Especially the girl's pink lips and bright red tongue formed a sharp contrast with the snow-white ice cream, especially Su Chan sucking the ice cream and licking it slowly, which suddenly made Li Yundong think of a coded scene in a very erotic way.
Li Yundong couldn't help but reveal a sinful smile on his face, and murmured in a low voice: "If you can lick me like you lick this ice cream...it would be really cool to die under a peony skirt, even a ghost!"
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The little fox heard Li Yundong muttering in a low voice. She felt that licking it was not enough, so she opened her mouth and bit into half of the ice cream cone. Then, while chewing, she asked vaguely: "What do you mean?
What?"
Seeing her movements, Li Yundong couldn't help but feel a little pain in his balls. He subconsciously crossed his legs, and then said with an upright look: "It's okay! Eat!!"
The little fox looked at Li Yundong strangely and muttered: "What a strange guy."
Li Yundong rolled his eyes inwardly: You seem to be a bit weirder!
Su Chan devoured the cone and her mouth was covered with ice cream. Li Yundong looked angry and passed a napkin in a funny way: "Wipe it up."
Su Chan took the napkin in confusion, not knowing what it meant: "What?"
Li Yundong couldn't help it anymore, picked up a napkin, stood up halfway and helped the little fox wipe the ice cream from his mouth.
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong and asked him to wipe it while giggling: "You look so stupid now!"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "Am I stupid? I think you are even stupider, as stupid as a little cat."
Su Chan snorted: "I'm not stupid, I'm a fox... the smartest one in our place, even my master praises me!"
The little fox almost spilled the beans and told her story. After she finished speaking, she secretly grinned and stuck out her tongue.
Li Yundong smiled and said: "Are you smart? Well, let me ask you, if there are seven birds on the tree, if you shoot one bird with a gun, how many birds are left on the tree?"
The little fox said angrily: "You are asking me such a simple question. Do you want to make me mad? Of course there are still six left!"
Li Yundong burst into laughter: "Fool, fool, not one of them is left. The one that was killed fell down, and of course the others were scared away!"
The little fox was a little dumbfounded, her eyes widened. How could she have imagined that the brain teasers devised by those idle people in this world could kill people?
She bit her lip unwillingly: "No, no, you do it again."
Li Yundong thought to himself that this kind of corny joke would be despised if told to other people. Only if it is told to a silly girl like you, you will be happy. He said: "Then let me ask you again, what are the seven birds in the tree?
If a bird is shot with a gun, how many birds are left?”
The little fox became even more angry: "You asked the exact same question twice? That's not the way you look down on me! Of course there won't be any left!"
Li Yundong laughed: "Idiot, idiot, there is only one left! It's the one under the tree!"
The little fox jumped up and said angrily: "You scoundrel, you clearly asked how many birds were left on the tree at first!"
Li Yundong said with a smile: "But what I just said was how many birds are left, including of course the dead bird on the ground!"
The little fox's eyes were straight: "Is this okay?"
Li Yundong saw her stupidity and smiled again: "Then do you know how this bird died?"
The little fox suddenly became furious and opened his mouth to curse. He doesn't do this when he looks down on people. Didn't you just say that you would kill him with a gun?
But she remembered her previous lesson, and her anger immediately disappeared, and she asked weakly: "Why, how did you die?"
When Li Yundong saw her like this, he burst out laughing: "You idiot, of course you are stupid!"
The little fox was stunned for a long time, and asked with a confused face: "Obviously he was shot to death, why did he die because of stupidity?"
After saying this, the other guests who had been listening to Li Yundong and Su Chan's conversation couldn't help it and started laughing.
Seeing her silly look, Li Yundong couldn't help but stretched out his hand to pinch her nose and said, "You stupid bird, aren't you just stupid to death?"
Su Chan screamed, slapped Li Yundong's hand away, and sat down angrily: "I'm ignoring you anymore, you're just bullying others! You're a fool!"
Li Yundong kept laughing, which only made Su Chan laugh a little in embarrassment.
At this time, the girl at the door dressed as Ronald McDonald also walked in, walked to the children's area and started playing with the children. The girl held a fruit basket in her hand and asked the thirteen children in the children's area loudly, "I have something here.
Eight apples, but you have thirteen children, how should we divide them?"
This kind of activity is also held in McDonald's and KFC. The girl actually just wants to guide the children to follow Kong Rong's example of giving pears, and those who don't get the rest will naturally get it later.
But Su Chan, who had been teased by Li Yundong, couldn't help it. She couldn't accept the result that she was a fool, so she had to prove herself.
Su Chan suddenly stood up and said loudly: "I know how to divide it!"
The girl looked at her strangely and asked cooperatively: "How to divide it?"
Su Chan said with a proud look on her face: "Kill five of them!"
After she finished speaking, McDonald's suddenly became quiet and silent.