Chapter 192 The villain, how dare you fight my wits and courage!
When Ziyuan saw Li Yundong's appearance, she suddenly felt angry and jealous. She covered her nose and stepped out of Luhu. She unceremoniously opened the driver's door and said in a muffled voice: "Get out of the way."
, I’ll drive it!”
Li Yundong was startled when he saw her looking like she was asking for help, and said weakly: "Don't you know how to drive?"
Ziyuan said angrily: "You can drive it, why can't I?"
Li Yundong wanted to refute, but when he saw Ziyuan's appearance, he was speechless. He could only smile coquettishly and moved to the passenger seat.
Li Yundong watched with fear as Zi Yuan got into the driver's seat. He couldn't help but stretched out his hands to grab the armrests on the door, and said nervously: "Hey, don't get excited, don't think too hard! Don't kill two people, cough cough,
Don’t lose two lives in one car!”
Ziyuan had never encountered a scoundrel like Li Yundong before. She laughed out of anger, started the car, put it into gear, stepped on the accelerator, and Lu Hu roared out and rushed out.
Li Yundong finally knew what Ziyuan was feeling just now. It was really an involuntary helpless feeling!
So what if you are a great practitioner? If you get into a car accident, you will still die unless you jump out of the car!
As soon as Li Yundong had this thought, he saw that Ziyuan had returned to the road and shifted to fifth gear. He suddenly shouted in horror: "Oh my god, is it necessary to drive so fast? Do you think you are driving F1?"
Ziyuan said loudly and unceremoniously: "Didn't you drive so fast just now?"
Li Yundong shouted frantically: "Did I just now? Hey, hey, it's more than a hundred yards, slow down, slow down! Damn, Schumacher, can't I solemnly apologize to you now?"
Ziyuan turned around, looked at Li Yundong with a straight face, and then suddenly said with a smile: "It's too late!"
"Hey, look at the road, look at the road!" Li Yundong felt that he was worthy of being a Taoist practitioner. He was really rewarded in this world, and he was so quick!
He kept shouting in horror: "Damn it, don't you know how to drive? Why do you drive so smoothly?"
Ziyuan didn't answer. She drove to a corner, and suddenly she stepped on the accelerator without letting go, but stepped on the brake at the same time. She also put down the handbrake. At the same time, she turned the steering wheel with both hands. The body of the 6 Tiger suddenly lifted up, and the friction on the front wheel suddenly increased.
The rear wheels were raised and spinning wildly, and the entire body suddenly turned in a big direction!
Li Yundong's whole body was thrown away and stuck on the car door like a sticker. He yelled in a frenzy: "Fuck me, you don't know how to drive, but you're still fucking drifting and tail-drifting."
!!”
Ziyuan ignored him and drove alone, while Li Yundong shouted from the side: "Hey, talk, please say something!"
"Hey, don't you need to punish me like this? I have no grudges against you!"
"Hey, I know I made a mistake. Can't we walk back?"
"Damn it, you hit two hundred yards, oh my god!!"
"Help, help!!!" Li Yundong raised his neck and shouted without tears.
Ziyuan drove the Luhu, and the more she drove, the higher her state got. There was a sense of pleasure of revenge, but the more Li Yundong drove, the more frightened he became. He thought with despair: Kong Sage said that since ancient times, only women and villains have been difficult to raise! I
I thought that Ziyuan, a fairy-like figure, would not be like this, but I didn’t expect that fairies are also women!!!
Just when Li Yundong was frightened because of Ziyuan, in the distant Soochow City, the little fox Su Chan was practicing with his master.
The little girl feels that she has always been a little restless recently, and she doesn't know why. Even when she is meditating, she always feels that she can't calm down or calm down.
The little girl closed her eyes and frowned. Although she was meditating, she had a look of impatience on her face. She opened her eyelids a slit, opened one eye, and carefully glanced at the person meditating in front of her not far away.
Lucky Ao Wushuang, she hesitated for a moment and wanted to speak, but when the words reached her lips, she swallowed them back.
Although Ao Wushuang closed her eyes, she seemed to know every move of her apprentice. She closed her eyes and asked calmly: "What do you want to say? If you still say that, don't ask again.
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Su Chan was happy at first, and then let out a disappointed sound. She puffed up her cheeks and lowered her head. But after a while, she still raised her head and asked weakly: "Master, has Yundong succeeded in building the foundation?"
No?"
Ao Wushuang opened his eyes helplessly: "You have asked this question four thousand eight hundred and fifteen times!"
Su Chan didn't care about meditating anymore. She smiled playfully, rushed to Ao Wushuang, and hugged her arm coquettishly: "Master, don't you have the ability to do calculations by pinching your fingers? You can do calculations.
!”
Ao Wushuang was speechless after being tormented by this precious disciple. She sighed and said: "Since last month, you have been asking me this question non-stop. You can't calm down even while meditating and practicing. For a whole month
, not only didn’t we make any progress, but we actually went backwards! It’s ridiculous to say that!”
Su Chan was obviously scolded by Ao Wushuang. Not only did she not feel ashamed, but she said with a smile: "Master, then let me return to Yun Dong. Only by Yun Dong's side can I calm down and practice.
!”
Ao Wushuang was so angry that he yelled: "You bastard, you sneaked out ten times this month and I caught you ten times, and you still have the nerve to say it! You don't know that if you go to him now, not only will you cause trouble to him, but you will also
If you implicate him and make him unable to survive the catastrophe, do you want to die with him, or do you want to endure the pain of missing each other for a while and stay together for a long time in the future?"
Su Chan had a big mouth and she was not stupid. How could she not understand these principles?
But sometimes people know clearly that they can't do something, but they still feel itchy and want to do it in their hearts.
Su Chan lowered her head listlessly and muttered: "I just took a look at him and left... I don't know if he has gained weight or lost weight in the past two months."
Ao Wushuang saw the look on her little daughter's face. A month ago, she would still have some sympathy and pity, but now she only had the anger in her heart, and she said angrily: "It's not even two months."
What! As a heir to the golden elixir and a practitioner, if he still gains weight after practicing for two months, then he shouldn’t wait for the thunder disaster to come and just find a rope to hang himself!"
Su Chan immediately raised her head and made a face: "Don't talk about my Yundong like that!"
Ao Wushuang laughed out of anger: "Isn't that what you said?"
Su Chan lowered her head and muttered, holding on to the corner of her clothes with her fingers. After a while, she raised her head and asked again: "Master, why don't you just do the math again and see if he has succeeded in building the foundation?"
!As you said, he has succeeded in building the foundation, you will know it."
Ao Wushuang was driven a little crazy by the torture of her precious apprentice. Just as she was about to do something, she suddenly saw a small crane made of paper flying outside the window.
This little crane is very small, almost half the size of the nail of your little finger. If you don't look carefully, you would think it is a white fly.
Ao Wushuang spread her palms, and the little crane stopped obediently in her palms. As soon as it landed, it turned into a ball of flame in the blink of an eye, and after a while, it turned into a small ball of ashes.
Ao Wushuang's expression changed, and he stood there with twinkling eyes, saying nothing.
Although Su Chan on the side was curious, she did not dare to disturb her master. She just looked at her eagerly, expecting something.
Ao Wushuang came back to his senses after a while, and couldn't help but laugh when he saw the little girl's appearance: "Okay, now you can rest assured, your Yundong foundation has finally been successfully established! Now you can practice with peace of mind, right?
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When Su Chan heard this, she was immediately ecstatic. She screamed, rushed in front of Ao Wushuang, grabbed her hand, and jumped up and down: "Is it true? Is it true?"
Ao Wushuang looked at his precious apprentice lovingly, and said in a feigned displeasure: "When did I lie to you? Are you at ease now? Can you practice well?"
Su Chan giggled and said: "Master treats me the best! By the way, Master, now that Yundong has successfully established the foundation, can I go back? Anyway, I won't affect him anymore!"
Ao Wushuang was immediately furious, and his two willow eyebrows stood up: "You bastard, why are you so ignorant! After he succeeds in building the foundation, it is a great time to practice diligently. The disaster will come at any time, you go there and die.
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Su Chan was so scolded that she couldn't hold her head up. She lowered her head and couldn't see her expression, but her eyes were spinning. She thought to herself: Humph, I just took a look and will be back soon. I won't let you do this.
Here I go, bad master!
Ao Wushuang knew her apprentice very well. When she saw that although Su Chan lowered her head, her eyes were rolling around in her eye sockets, she knew that this little girl must have some dark agenda in her mind, so she became fierce and angry.
He warned: "I'm telling you, you are absolutely not allowed to go to him. Do you hear me? Otherwise, I will treat you as my apprentice and expel you from the master!"
Su Chan was startled. She knew that her master had never said such things to her, so she couldn't help but feel a little scared, so she said timidly: "Okay, Chan'er knows!"
Ao Wushuang saw that although the little girl was unhappy, she finally didn't have those weird looks in her eyes. She felt relieved a little and said, "I'll buy you dinner. You wait at home. Don't mess around."
run!"
When Su Chan saw her turning around and going out, she couldn't help but murmured in a low voice: "I don't even know how to cook, I eat box lunches all day long! Yundong would never treat me like this..."
Ao Wushuang staggered as she walked to the door. She turned around fiercely and said angrily: "Evil disciple, what did you say!"
Su Chan was startled and hurriedly ran to the back room. After hiding in the room, she stuck out her head and made a face: "That's what it is!"
Ao Wushuang was so angry at Su Chan that she couldn't help it. She shook her head and walked out of the door. She kept sighing: Girls are extroverted. It's true!
She went out and bought dinner and returned home. She placed the meal on an antique Eight Immortals table. While placing it, she said loudly: "Cicada, it's time to eat!"
Ke Ao Wushuang shouted for a while, but did not hear any movement in the room. If it were normal, this little girl would have rushed out cheering.
Ao Wushuang's heart tightened and she thought to herself: This girl can't be so brave, can she even dare to violate my master's orders?
She walked to Su Chan's door, opened the door and took a look. Sure enough, she saw that the room was empty, with no one around. There was a note on the table, which said: Master, I will go back and take a look, and I will be there soon.
return!
Ao Wushuang was furious, and a string of flames suddenly appeared in her hand, burning the note into ashes. She said angrily: "Do you think you can outrun me?"
After saying that, he flashed his figure and was out of the door in the blink of an eye.
Not long after she went out, another figure suddenly appeared in the room, it was Su Chan.
The little girl stuck out her tongue and giggled: "Master, Master, this doesn't count as me sneaking back by myself. I went back with you. Doesn't it count as violating the master's order?"
But as soon as she finished speaking, she heard a cold and proud voice coming from behind: "Little girl, that's good, you also know how to trick the tiger away from the mountain!"
Ao Wushuang proudly poked the Shentang point on the little girl's back with his finger. Suddenly, the little girl's figure suddenly distorted, and then disappeared instantly, turning into a talisman and falling down.
Ao Wushuang picked up the talisman in astonishment and took a look, only to see that it not only had spell runes written on it, but also drew a grimace and wrote: Master, I can not only make the tiger leave the mountain, but also secretly cross Chencang and Li Daitao is dead!
After Ao Wushuang read it, she realized that this was an illusion deliberately left by the little girl. She was immediately furious: "You evil disciple, how dare you compete with me in a battle of wits and courage!!"