The next day, Li Yundong was about to go to school, carrying the broken TV and chandelier in his hands. He couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "I almost demolished the house in one night, how can this be possible!"
Su Chan, who was following him, stuck out her tongue secretly and said nothing.≥
After Li Yundong threw away the trash, he took Su Chan to have breakfast, and the two of them walked towards the school.
When he first entered the school, Li Yundong was very depressed to find that there were more people pointing fingers at him and Su Chan.
"Hey, did you see it? That's Li Yundong who knocked down Zhao Yujian yesterday!"
"Damn, it doesn't look like you've practiced it! Did Zhao Yujian slip on his own?"
"Hey, can you slip and break your calf? Let me see if you fall!"
"What? I don't know such high-tech wrestling skills!"
Since Li Yundong took the Renyuan Golden Pill, his hearing has become extremely sharp. He could clearly hear the whispers around him. He was secretly shocked: Zhao Yujian's calf fracture was comminuted? Is it such an exaggeration?
He turned around and said to Su Chan: "The guy who was knocked down by my punch yesterday had a comminuted fracture of his calf. Do you think I should go to the hospital?"
It's not that Su Chan is naturally colder, it's just that the world of cultivation has always been about the weak and the strong. I have never heard of a strong person beating a weak person to the ground and pretending to go to express condolences.
She hummed and raised her head, saying: "I am not as skilled as others, but I am so arrogant and domineering, I deserve it!"
Li Yundong thought for a while and nodded: "If he hadn't been so aggressive that day, he wouldn't have been like this."
The two people said this and walked into the classroom. As soon as they sat down in the back row, monitor Sun Li came over with a sneer on her face.
"Li Yundong, you have been doing well recently, you are a man of the hour!" Sun Li said with a sneer.
Li Yundong saw that she came with bad intentions and asked innocently: "Why did I offend you again?"
Seeing his innocent face, Sun Li felt her teeth itching with hatred: "You have been too troublesome these days! First you broke one of Zeng Qing's ribs, then you broke Zhao Yujian's calf, and then
Then he kicked Director Qian again! Are you going to hit the principal next?"
Li Yundong was a little annoyed by Sun Li's very rude tone of voice. He scratched his neck and said, "It's not me who is going to cause trouble! It's them who are causing trouble. If you don't believe me, go and ask. Do I want to lie there and do anything?"
Is it reasonable for them to beat me?"
Sun Li was choked by Li Yundong and almost couldn't recover. She gritted her teeth: "What about Director Qian?"
Li Yundong almost blurted out the story about Director Qian's attempt to pry him into a corner, but he thought about it and held it back. After all, if he talked about this matter, Director Qian might break his skin, and there would be no good consequences.
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Li Yundong sighed and said: "This is just a misunderstanding. Director Qian doesn't even intend to pursue it. Why are you so anxious and righteous?"
Sun Li was so angry that she stood up, pointed at Li Yundong and said angrily: "He doesn't plan to pursue him anymore? Huh, let me tell you, Director Qian called the principal last night and said he wanted to expel you, so you can take care of yourself!"
Li Yundong was shocked: "What? How did you know?"
Sun Li snorted coldly: "How did I know? Now I'm afraid you are the only one in the school who doesn't know about this! Thank you for being so carefree!"
After saying that, she turned around and left, her ponytail still bouncing.
Li Yundong sat in his seat and froze for a long time, feeling extremely upset. He didn't even notice that the teacher came into class.
It wasn't until a girl sat down next to him and pushed him that he came back to his senses.
Li Yundong took a closer look and saw that it was Feng Na whom the Taekwondo Club had come to ask for his autograph.
Li Yundong felt uncomfortable and sneered: "Are you here to trouble me too?"
Feng Na was stunned and asked in confusion: "Who is causing trouble for you?"
Only then did Li Yundong realize that he had found the wrong person to vent his anger on. He said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake. What do you want to do with me?"
Feng Na sighed and looked at Li Yundong seriously: "As a student of Tiannan City University, I think you should know about the exchange day with the University of Pennsylvania in seven days, right?"
Li Yundong tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "I think I've heard of it, what's the matter?"
Feng Na sighed again and looked at Li Yundong with a resentful look on her face, which made Li Yundong's heart tremble: "Hey, just say what you have to say. Don't look at me like this, making it seem like I have done something to you.
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Feng Na glanced at Su Chan next to Li Yundong and said faintly: "Hey, you have such a beautiful woman, of course you won't look down on someone like me."
Su Chan blinked her big eyes and looked at them, and suddenly interjected: "You are full in heaven. Although you are not long in the middle of the human body, you are more than generous. You have a black head, thick eyebrows, and bright eyes. Although you are not as good as the one I saw last time."
The Xuanyin Cauldron is a virgin, but it can be considered a good cauldron. You can have sex with Li Yundong, I won’t mind!"
Have sex!!
This sentence is so lethal!!!
When Su Chan said these words, Feng Na was dumbfounded and stared blankly. Li Yundong was also dumbstruck. A boy in the front row of them fell from his seat with a thud. He looked at Li Yundong with an exaggerated expression and raised a finger at him.
Thumbs up: "Brother, how did you pick up such a top-notch girl! She's so awesome!"
The corner of Li Yundong's mouth twitched twice and he laughed dryly. He said to Feng Na: "This girl often talks without any boundaries. Just pretend you didn't hear her."
After saying that, he turned around and glared at Su Chan: "Shut up! What nonsense are you talking about!"
Su Chan was unconvinced and said: "I'm not talking nonsense!" Then, she pointed at Feng Na: "Isn't she a good cauldron?"
Li Yundong was furious. He was about to say how she looked like a good cauldron, but when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw all the students around him looking at him dumbfounded, as if he was a flower-picking thief who specializes in picking cauldrons from beautiful women.
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Li Yundong's face turned red at the sight of them, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, but Su Chan hadn't finished speaking yet. The little girl said to Li Yundong seriously: "Look at her eyebrows, which are compact and dense, and they haven't spread out.
It’s obviously Yunying’s virginity…”
Yunying’s virginity!!!
The surrounding students were amazed and looked at Feng Na differently.
Li Yundong rushed over and covered Su Chan's mouth. He wanted to sew Su Chan's mouth shut with a needle and thread. He lowered his voice and said angrily: "If you say that again, I'll spank you when I go back!"
Su Chan struggled and said: "I have to say spanking!"
Li Yundong laughed out of anger: "Then if I don't cook for you, you will be hungry for two days!"
Su Chan suddenly became obedient and stopped struggling. She just looked at Li Yundong pitifully, with tears in her eyes, and said, "Don't you like Chan'er anymore? Why do you have to starve Chan'er for two days?"
A boy next to him looked at Su Chan's pitiful appearance and immediately said, "I like you, and I'll give you food to eat!"
Li Yundong was so angry that he kicked the back of the boy's seat and said angrily: "Get out!"
After saying that, he turned to Su Chan and said, "Be good and don't talk. I just like you. Do you understand?"
Su Chan responded aggrievedly, and then sat in her seat with her head buried, but she kept looking at Feng Na from the corner of her eyes, her expression seemed to say: She is an excellent virgin.
Furnace, I was right!
Feng Na sat next to Li Yundong, her face was as red as if she was about to bleed, and she didn't know where to put her hands. If she didn't have something very important to see Li Yundong, she would have fled long ago.
Li Yundong was also surprised that Feng Na hadn't escaped yet. He laughed a few times and said sarcastically: "Leave her alone, she is like this. What do you want to do with me?"
Feng Na raised her head and glared at Li Yundong with a blushing face: "It's all your fault!"
Li Yundong felt aggrieved in his heart: "What happened to me?"
Feng Na had never been teased like this since she was a child. She vented all her anger on Li Yundong: "If you hadn't done something good, why would I have come to find you!"
Good thing you did?!
What's the matter? Your belly is getting bigger?
The male students all gnashed their teeth and beat their chests with hatred: You bastard, you have such a beautiful little beauty, and you still want to provoke a beautiful junior school sister like Feng Na.
There was another loud uproar among the surrounding students, their ears all stood up, and the spirit of gossip was burning!
Li Yundong called out to Chong Tianqu: "I just met you yesterday, okay? What did I do to you?"
Seeing that he refused to admit it, Feng Na became anxious and said loudly: "What did you do yesterday that you forgot about?"
Wow!
Everyone's gaze changed again, from the heartless man to the height of Chen Shimei.
The boys burst into tears again, and their collective resentment strengthened again: We just met yesterday, and they are already secretly pregnant? Holy shit, is there such an accurate shooting technique?
The girls looked at Feng Na sympathetically and sighed in their hearts: This senior is so unlucky. Why did she fall in love with this guy Li Yundong and this little beauty who is as beautiful as a vixen? Are they all blind?
Why did you fall in love with such a guy? This guy needs money but not talent, and talent but not talent. The minimum requirement is that you pick someone handsome!
Now it's okay, are you pregnant with someone else's child? Are you going to have an abortion? This kid looks like he can't afford the responsibility or the money! Hum, you know you're going to suffer, right?
However, some experienced girls feel that something is wrong. How could they get pregnant the next day?
But the show at the moment was really exciting, and they didn't want to think too much. They all turned around and looked at the back row. In such a large trapezoidal classroom, no one looked at the blackboard!
Pity the young teacher who teaches the history of modern Chinese literature in this class. He stands alone on the podium, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot. He wants to give a lecture, but there is no one in the classroom to listen. How can he give a lecture? I want to do it. This
All the students in the classroom are like this, and the law does not punish everyone!
The teacher stood on the podium, in a dilemma. He couldn't help but feel sad. Tears streamed down his face, and he sighed: "These days, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!"
The teacher felt a sigh of relief and resentment in his heart, as if the fire of hell was burning: The most abominable thing is, those three guys in the last row, even if you want to put on a good show, you have to be louder, I'm standing here