Although school has just started at this time, there are still many old students who choose to study by themselves in the air-conditioned and quiet reading room of the library.≥
As soon as the pretty boy fainted, all the students in the reading room stood up with a roar, stretched their necks, and looked at the crime scene curiously.
Li Yundong glanced at him and saw that the handsome man was lying on the ground, his whole body twitching and foaming at his mouth. Li Yundong was shocked and walked over.
"Get out of the way, everyone, get out of the way!" As soon as Li Yundong took a step forward, a voice rang out. He turned around and saw that the person speaking was actually an acquaintance. He followed Ruan Hongling and was admitted as the top scholar.
Yan Hua.
Yan Hua drove away the students who were watching and said, "Don't crowd around here, it will make it difficult for him to breathe!"
As he spoke, he turned around and was about to see the fainted handsome man when he saw Li Yundong walking towards him. Yan Hua was stunned for a moment and frowned secretly: Why is he here?
Li Yundong wanted to see the handsome boy's condition, but it was very inconvenient for him to carry the Qibao psychic fan on his back. He couldn't even bend down, so he had to take off the Qibao psychic fan, put it aside first, and then squatted down to check on this man.
The case of handsome boys.
The girl on the side saw Li Yundong reaching out towards the pretty boy, and she immediately asked anxiously: "What are you going to do?"
Li Yundong glanced at her with an indifferent look. Although he didn't say a word, the girl felt a calm and authoritative demeanor coming towards her, making her speechless and daring not to stop her.
Li Yundong felt the handsome boy's pulse and frowned secretly. Yan Hua looked at him and sneered: "You also know medicine?"
Yan Hua had been holding his breath in his heart, thinking about competing with Li Yundong. When he saw that Li Yundong's actions did not look like he was pretending, he couldn't help but ask: "How can this person's illness be explained, and what kind of dialectics can be used?
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When Li Yundong heard this, he immediately raised his head and looked at Yan Hua with some surprise: "Do you know Chinese medicine?"
Unlike Western medicine, Chinese medicine is a precise microscopic science. Chinese medicine is a kind of medicine that regulates and adjusts from a macro perspective. To observe and judge a person's symptoms, we must start from the four aspects of "looking, smelling, asking, feeling", and several doctors often diagnose
Each condition is different, which requires medical dialectics.
Li Yundong has read a lot of medical books these days, so he naturally understands this truth. When he heard Yan Hua's words, he knew that this arrogant young man was obviously a guy who knew Chinese medicine.
Yan Hua raised his chin proudly: "I don't dare to say that I understand, I just know a thing or two. Do you dare to argue with me here?"
Li Yundong was noncommittal, and with an ooh, he opened the handsome man's eyelids and said casually: "Why didn't you go to military training?"
Yan Hua snorted: "I am a special admissions student and do not need to go to military training! Do you really think I am a weak nerd?"
Li Yundong glanced at him, smiled slightly, and did not answer his words.
Yan Hua was very angry when he saw Li Yundong like this. He felt that Li Yundong looked down on him, but he was also a person who thought highly of himself. He thought to himself: What is so great about you, why should you look down on me? I still look down on you.
!
Yan Hua couldn't help but said angrily: "Hey, do you dare to argue with me here?"
Li Yundong smiled, he helped the handsome boy up, and said to the girl who was wiping her tears beside him: "Hold him up."
The girl was panicking and at a loss. She subconsciously listened to Li Yundong's words and supported the handsome man with her hands.
Seeing that Li Yundong didn't answer his words, Yan Hua thought that Li Yundong was guilty, so he sneered: "I'm sorry you don't dare! This man's condition is obviously a kidney deficiency. I can prick him with a needle and he will wake up immediately.
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A curious student on the side couldn't help but ask: "Do you also know acupuncture?"
Yan Hua said proudly: "Of course..." He touched his body casually, and a look of embarrassment suddenly flashed across his face: "But I didn't bring a needle with me today. Does any of you have something stuck on your body? Can you lend it to me?
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A girl on the side took a card off her head and handed it over. Yan Hua took it and thanked him: "Thank you very much." With that, he turned around and was about to show off his skills when he saw Li Yundong pressing his palm.
On the top of the handsome man's head, it seems to be massaging him.
Yan Hua suddenly said angrily: "What are you doing? Get out of the way, don't waste time! How can you treat people if you don't even understand dialectics?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yundong suddenly grabbed the handsome man's head with his five fingers, as if he had lifted something. In the blink of an eye, the handsome man snorted and woke up.
The surrounding students suddenly burst into an uproar: "Wake up, wake up!"
The girl next to me couldn't help crying, and threw herself into the arms of the handsome boy, crying and shouting: "I'm sorry, it's my fault! You just scared me to death!"
The handsome boy came to his senses, and when he saw the girl in his arms crying so hard, he couldn't help but feel soft in his heart, and said, "It's my fault, I shouldn't break up with you."
Seeing that the two of them were reconciled, Li Yundong smiled and said: "It's better now. The weather has cleared up after the rain. But please, please change the place when it rains or thunders. This is not a good place for a melodrama."
What he said made the students around him laugh.
Yan Hua on the side looked at Li Yundong dumbfounded. He couldn't understand why Li Yundong touched the boy's head with his hand. The boy was cured!
"Is it possible that this boy just happened to wake up?" Yan Hua thought to himself.
When he saw the students around him laughing, his heart suddenly tightened and he said to himself: What are these people laughing at? Could it be that they are laughing at me for being a nerd after chasing this Li Yundong Dialectical before?
I had just chased Li Yundong into a verbal argument, but Li Yundong didn't take his words at all, and cured the man with just a few gestures. Looking back at this, I have simply become a nerd who can only show off his words!
The more Yan Hua thought about it, the more he felt that these people were laughing at him. He looked at Li Yundong with jealousy, hatred, irritation and anger. He felt that the admiration and admiration of the people around him should be directed at him, but this Li Yundong was stubborn.
It completely stole his limelight!
Yan Hua has been an amazing top student since he was a child. He is sought after and admired by his classmates wherever he goes. He thinks that he is the number one scholar and condescends to this third-rate university. The students of this school should admire him very much.
But the truth is just the opposite!
This damn Li Yundong seems to have been sent by God to deliberately punish him, making him look shallow and childish all the time, like a nerd!
Yan Hua looked at the handsome man with cold eyes, and he couldn't help but sarcastically said: "I advise you to work less during sex in the future. With your body, if you continue to work like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before you die young.
Got it!"
This sentence made the students around him burst into laughter. The handsome boy also blushed and was speechless. A trace of panic flashed in his eyes. The girl next to him also blushed, as if he was about to bleed.
It's normal, but in private, his fingers are pinching the flesh of the handsome man's waist.
Li Yundong patted the handsome man on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, it won't be a big deal if you die young!"
Of course, the handsome man recognized Li Yundong, a man of great influence. He asked tentatively: "Really?"
Li Yundong nodded and said: "Of course!"
The handsome man's face suddenly turned cloudy. As if he had taken a reassurance, he happily said to the girl next to him: "Look, I said that I am so young and there is no way that I will die young because of something like this."
Yes!"
Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh and said: "However, your kidney yin deficiency is too severe, your kidney essence is not solid, and your yang is insufficient. Although you will not die young, premature ejaculation is certain."
Premature ejaculation!!!
This sentence is simply more powerful and shocking than the explosions of nuclear and hydrogen bombs combined!
The students around him suddenly stumbled and laughed wildly.
The pretty boy's face turned as red as a piece of pig liver, but the girl suddenly stopped blushing and glared at the boy arrogantly, as if to prove that what Li Yundong said was true.
Li Yundong smiled and was about to turn around and leave, but the handsome man grabbed him and said quietly: "Boss, you are too cruel. You actually said that I had premature ejaculation in front of so many people. Do you still want me to be a human being?"
Already?"
Li Yundong said with a serious face: "Last semester, my girlfriend said that your kidney yin deficiency was too severe, and she asked you to be careful not to overindulge, but you didn't listen. Now, whenever something stressful or exciting happens, you easily fall into coma.
,Do you know why?"
The pretty boy's face turned purple, he shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Li Yundong said: "It's because the essence in your body is excessively depleted. When something like this happens, the supply of qi and blood is not available, so you easily fall into coma! You have to be careful. If you don't pay attention, it will not only be a problem of premature ejaculation."
, that’s definitely a matter of dying young!”
Seeing that Li Yundong was about to leave, the pretty boy reached out and grabbed his arm, begging in a pitiful voice: "Boss, you can't just ignore death! Is there any way you can help me?"
Li Yundong thought for a while, put down the Seven Treasures Psychic Fan, sat down, took out a notebook and pen, and wrote a prescription for strengthening yang and nourishing the kidneys, then tore off the page and handed it to him, saying: "The so-called medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements, food supplements
It’s not as good as spiritual tonic, and divine tonic is not as good as physical tonic. Don’t be superstitious about these things.”
The handsome man took the prescription and took a look at it, wondering: "I have heard that medicinal tonic is not as good as food tonic, but food tonic is not as good as spiritual tonic, what does it mean that spiritual tonic is not as good as body tonic?"
Li Yundong explained: "Food supplements are not as good as divine supplements. It means that you should calm down every day, be pure and abstain from sex, and don't be irritable and irritable. All emotions and six desires are very harmful to the body. If your mood is good, you will be in a good mood."
, a good mood is more effective than anything you eat. When Wu Zixu passed Shaoguan, why did his head turn gray overnight from worry? It was because he was emotionally frightened and damaged his kidney essence! You see there are already white heads on your head.
, it means your kidneys have begun to have problems, so be more careful!"
When Li Yundong spoke, some curious students around him listened attentively and nodded, thinking that what Li Yundong said made sense. Some even took pens to quickly write down every word Li Yundong said.
At this time, the handsome man also had the intention of not hiding his illness and avoiding medical treatment. He asked again: "Then what does it mean to replenish the body as well as the mind?"
Li Yundong said: "Just being in a good mood and eating well all day long is useless, because people need to exercise more! As the saying goes, life lies in exercise, this is the truth! If you are in a good mood all day long, you have to eat well.
That’s fine, but if you don’t exercise, it will only create a fat pig and will not make your body better at all. Therefore, exercising more is the best way to supplement!”
When Li Yundong said this, he seemed to have remembered something, and added: "Of course, exercising in bed is not exercise, it is a matter of great leakage and injury. And the exercise should not be too vigorous, like exercising hard in the gym.
It’s not okay to sweat profusely. That’s too much and too little. The best thing is to go out for a slow walk or jog for dozens of minutes half an hour to an hour after a meal every day. This is the saying that if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live to be ninety-nine!”
Li Yundong's words were explained in a simple and easy-to-understand way. Not only did the handsome man suddenly become confused after hearing this, but all the students around him also realized something and looked at Li Yundong with admiration.
The handsome man carefully hid the prescription and said with a smile: "Boss, I have convinced you today. You are so good at medicine, why don't you become a doctor?"
Li Yundong laughed and said: "No one believes in traditional Chinese medicine these days!"
The handsome boy said: "Then we should promote it more!"
Li Yundong's heart suddenly moved, and a voice in his mind shouted loudly: Yes, why don't I take advantage of my spiritual practice to do things related to practicing medicine and treating diseases? This way I can make money and promote our culture.
Chinese culture, why not?
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Last week, the flower list unfortunately only ranked ninth. The eighth place was taken away by Xiao Qian. The number of flowers for the children's shoes reached a new high, but it was still regrettable that they lost. Even though they lost, it was an honor.
This Tuesday, six pairs will be updated, and tomorrow, three pairs will be updated. Come on, children’s shoes, please give me lots of flowers~