After hearing Mei Niang's words, Li Yundong's face turned dark, as if the Stove Lord was reincarnated. He had a dark face and said nothing. Su Chan, Zhou Qin and other people in Hu Chan Sect were all very sensitive people. When they saw Li Yundong's dark face, they all
He was careful not to speak.
Only Mei Niang looked at Wu Hua and Xiao Zhu, and sighed. She said: "I originally thought that Boss Li fell in love with Xiao Zhu at first sight, but I didn't expect that you actually took advantage of this monk who played with the lady without giving you money. Tsk, tsk, Boss Li,
He is so pious..."
Li Yundong's face turned darker and darker, and he said in a deep voice: "Don't talk nonsense, Master Wuhua is an eminent monk, he just wants to..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Wuhua holding Xiaozhu's hand, and the two walked into the room in pairs. When Master Wuhua walked into the room, he turned around and gave Li Yundong a toothy smile,
Then closed the door!
Li Yundong's eyes suddenly widened and he couldn't help but said: "Damn, what are you doing?"
Mei Niang on the side curled her lips and said casually: "What else can a young man and a young woman do when they are alone in a room? Tsk, Tsk, Boss Li, aren't you still a young child?"
Li Yundong became angry: "You talk so much! Don't I know?" But he cursed in his heart: Even if Wuhua wants to transform this woman, don't make it so ambiguous, okay, I will fall out of my crotch now?
If you get a piece of mud, it’s either shit or shit!
Mei Niang covered her mouth and looked Li Yundong up and down: "Boss Li, are you really just a baby?" Her eyes seemed to be seeing a rare treasure or an extinct creature.
Li Yundong became even more depressed. Before he could lose his temper, Su Chan on the side was unhappy. She couldn't help but said angrily: "You are such an annoying woman. If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"
Zhou Qin also said with a cold face: "How much is the introduction fee? Take the money and leave immediately!"
Li Yundong glared at Zhou Qin: "What is the appearance fee! This is not the appearance fee, okay?"
Seeing that these people were all angry, Mei Niang quickly said with a smile: "Okay, it's not about making announcements. Boss Li, whatever you say is going to happen. As long as you give us money, everything can be discussed!"
Li Yundong said with a livid face: "How much? I'll give it!"
Mei Niang rolled her eyes and raised two fingers: "One price, two thousand!"
"Two thousand?" Zhou Qin and Su Chan shouted in unison, and Zhou Qin said angrily: "Do you think your lady is a fairy from heaven who came to earth? The appearance fee is actually two thousand?"
Mei Niang said leisurely: "It's not like a fairy came from heaven to the human world, but Xiaozhu did come from heaven and earth. The heaven and earth were sealed a while ago, and Xiaozhu went to Dongguan. Dongguan is also experiencing a typhoon now.
So you came to me, and the lady from heaven and earth came forward, two thousand is a very low price!"
Zhou Qin was so angry that his face flushed red, his eyebrows stood up, and he was about to curse. Li Yundong quickly stopped him and said impatiently: "Okay, two thousand is only two thousand. Take the money and leave quickly."
After saying that, he counted two thousand yuan, handed it to Mei Niang, and then issued an eviction order: "Count it, it's not more than a penny for you. You can go back and forth where you want!"
Mei Niang counted the banknotes skillfully, and then put the money into her pocket. She smiled: "Why is Boss Li so heartless? I came with Xiaozhu, so naturally I have to go with her. You Tianlong
The mountain Taoist temple is quite famous, so I just took a look around today and treated it as a tourist trip."
After saying that, she walked to other parts of the Taoist temple by herself. When she reached the corner, she turned around and waved to Li Yundong: "Boss Li, don't worry about me. I'll just look around."
good."
Li Yundong was so angry at Mei Niang's piece of brown candy that Su Chan, Zhou Qin and others spat and cursed in the direction Mei Niang was leaving.
But at this time, the laughter and sexual intercourse of men and women came from inside the room. Li Yundong and others were all practitioners. Although the sounds were slight, they could be heard very clearly. Cao Yi on the side laughed awkwardly and said: "
Master Wuhua is indeed an eminent monk, and the way an eminent monk behaves is indeed unique."
Although Zhou Qin had not started to practice, the energy of Yuan Yin and Yuan Yang in her body was not shallow. She heard the voice clearly. When her cheeks were slightly red, she sneered: "What eminent monk? I think he is a perverted monk."
, and he is the most obscene monk of all time!"
Although Li Yundong somewhat agreed with Zhou Qin's words, he was seeking help from Wu Hua at this moment, and subconsciously he was unwilling to regard Wu Hua as such a lewd person, so he scolded: "Zhou Qin, don't talk nonsense.
Maybe they are really transforming this woman."
Zhou Qin said unconvinced: "Is there such a transformation? Unless Master Wuhua is a Buddhist cultivator!"
Li Yundong frowned and shouted at Zhou Qin, Su Chan and the other foxes in the Huchan sect who were watching the fun: "What are you doing here? Take a walk and listen to the corner!"
He shouted loudly, and some of the little foxes who came to watch the excitement fled in all directions. Only Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others were left, following Li Yundong a little further away from the house.
Zhou Qin said to Li Yundong: "Master, it's not that I speak harshly, but I bet that this Wuhua must be a perverted monk."
Li Yundong glanced at her and said angrily: "What are you betting on?"
Zhou Qin said hey: "I bet it will take a long time for him to come out."
Li Yundong was stunned: "Why do you want to bet on this?"
Zhou Qin said with a slightly red face: "A man and a woman are alone in a room, what else can they do?"
Li Yundong suddenly realized, he laughed and cursed: "Nonsense, can this kind of thing be used for gambling?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a sudden creak in the room, the door opened to the left and right, Wu Hua walked out and walked straight towards Li Yundong.
Li Yundong laughed, turned his head, and whispered to Zhou Qin: "I just said that Master Wuhua is not a perverted monk. Look, isn't this coming out?"
When he saw Wuhua walking towards him, he took two steps forward, clasped his hands and asked, "What are your orders, master?"
Wuhua had a solemn look on his face. He clasped his hands together, looked at Li Yundong intently, sighed, but said nothing.
Li Yundong asked in confusion: "What's wrong? Is there anything else you're not satisfied with?"
Wuhua shook his head but remained silent.
Li Yundong couldn't help but look back at Zhou Qin, asking her with his eyes whether she knew what Wu Hua was thinking.
But Zhou Qin was also confused at this time. She didn't know why Wuhua came out in the middle of the night. Zhou Qin shook his head blankly to Li Yundong, indicating that he didn't know.
Li Yundong didn't know when he saw Zhou Qin. He couldn't help but cast his eyes on Su Chan, Cao Yi and others. He saw that they were also confused. The monk shook his head blankly. He was secretly going crazy in his heart and thought: You bald donkey is here in one day.
Evening dress is a trick, why don't you just say it if you have something to say? Just say whatever you want, I've found all the ladies you want!
Li Yundong suppressed his anger and saluted Master Wuhua with his hands clasped together: "Master, if you have something to say, you may as well say it directly. I will definitely do what I can do."
Wuhua let out a long sigh and said, "Zhenren Li helped me find Xiaozhu. I am very grateful. I wanted to reminisce with her, but I didn't expect..."
Seeing that he was stuck again at the critical moment, Li Yundong quickly asked: "What are you thinking about?"
Wuhua sighed with regret on his face: "I didn't expect... there is no condom!" As he said that, Wuhua looked at Li Yundong eagerly and seriously: "Master Li, do you have a condom?"
Depend on!!!
Li Yundong and others were so shocked that they almost died.
Li Yundong's eyes were straight and he was speechless for a long time. Zhou Qin looked weird, and the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he wanted to laugh, but he tried hard to hold back and didn't dare to laugh. Cao Yi looked even weirder,
He glanced at Li Yundong, then quickly turned around, covering his mouth with his hand and shrugging his shoulders.
Su Chan didn't understand it at first, but she quickly realized it, her face turned red, and she burst into laughter.
When she smiled, she saw Li Yundong and Wuhua looking at her simultaneously.
Su Chan quickly covered her mouth with both hands, opened her eyes wide, looked at Li Yundong, and then at Wu Hua.
Li Yundong's eyes were full of resentment, but Wuhua looked at her in confusion and asked: "This female donor, why are you laughing?"
How could Su Chan dare to speak? She was afraid that she would stop laughing as soon as she spoke, and the little girl would shake her head like a rattle.
Wu Hua sighed and said: "Buddha said: There is no self-image and no living beings. Female donor, do you know what this means? You are obsessed with it!"
Li Yundong was already convinced in his heart that Wuhua was a perverted monk. His resentment was so high that he said angrily: Damn, you are obviously the most perverted monk in the history, but you still pretend to be a high monk? I found out, you are one of the perverted monks.
The eminent monk is the obscene monk among the eminent monks?
Li Yundong frowned and said: "Master Wuhua, I only know that there is no trap of self and no trap of sentient beings."
Wuhua looked surprised: "What does this mean?"
Li Yundong said with a dark face: "It means I don't have a condom here, and everyone else doesn't have a condom there either!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. But as soon as they laughed, they felt something was wrong and quickly covered their mouths together.
, I could bear it so much that I almost broke my intestines laughing.
Cao Yi suppressed his laughter and said to Li Yundong: "Master, I, I still have some things to do, I..." Before she could finish her words, she turned around and left. As she walked, she shrugged her shoulders frequently and laughed.
Keep coming.
Li Yundong glanced at Cao Yi's back and saw that Su Chan and Zhou Qin had endured it for a while, but finally couldn't bear it anymore. One was squatting on the ground with laughter, and the other was laughing so hard that his branches were trembling.
Li Yundong glared and said, "Why are you laughing?"
Su Chan and Zhou Qin gasped when he drank, and both of them stopped laughing. However, their whole bodies were shaking, their eyebrows were moving wildly, the corners of their eyes were twitching, and their faces were so distorted and weird that they were almost out of shape.
When Li Yundong saw them like this, he couldn't help laughing out of anger, waved his hand and shouted: "Go away and laugh!"
Su Chan and Zhou Qin were granted amnesty, and they disappeared from sight in a blink of an eye. After a while, there was a burst of wild laughter.
Li Yundong looked at the direction in which the two of them were leaving, feeling angry and amused in his heart. He turned around, sighed helplessly towards Wuhua, and said: "Master, I don't know if you are deliberately tormenting me or what?
But for the sake of my sincerity, please stop playing with me and tell me the whereabouts of Ao Wushuang!"
Wu Hua chuckled, clasped his hands together and said, "I didn't mean to torment you, I just did whatever I thought of. You Taoists will practice without hindrance, and we Buddhists also have a saying that you can follow your heart freely. You may think that I am a whore."
Monk, that's normal. I have been acting recklessly since I began to practice. I not only changed the name given to me by Master, but also went to various entertainment venues. I really don't look like a monk. Hehe, others laugh at me for being too crazy.
I laugh at the fact that others can’t see through it! You want to ask about Ao Wushuang’s whereabouts, right? It’s very simple, I can tell you right now!”
Li Yundong was overjoyed and asked quickly: "Where is it!"
Wuhua said meaningfully: "Far away in the horizon, but close in front of you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yundong heard an extremely frightening and shrill scream suddenly coming from one direction of the Taoist temple.