When Li Yundong brought out another vegetable plate, he was shocked to find that none of the braised lion heads he had brought out before was left. Only a vegetable plate with pale soup was left, lying alone on the dining table, which was so desolate.
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Li Yundong said in shock: "Did you recruit robbers? What's going on?"
As soon as Su Chan saw Li Yundong, she immediately turned around, her mouth pouted high, her face full of grievance, and tears welling up in her eyes.
When Li Yundong saw her like this, he thought she was being bullied, and was shocked again: "What's wrong with you?"
Su Chan sobbed and choked: "Yundong, I didn't grab any just now!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Li Yundong burst out laughing. When he laughed, other people in the room also laughed.
The little girl became more and more aggrieved, and was so angry that she hit Li Yundong with a pink fist. She stamped her feet and said: "You are annoying, and you still laugh at me!"
Li Yundong quickly turned around and covered the dish, smiling: "Hey, be careful, if you knock it over, you won't be able to eat it."
Only then did Su Chan notice that the dish in Li Yundong's hand was a braised bream. Her mouth immediately watered and she said eagerly, "I want to take the first bite this time."
Li Yundong raised his eyes and saw that all the disciples of the Fox Zen Sect, big and small, stretched their necks to look at him, eagerly looking at the dish in his hand, with green light shining in their eyes. He thought to himself: Darling, this is
It’s like a bunch of starving ghosts who haven’t eaten in thousands of years have come down to earth! I’m afraid I’ll finish this dish as soon as I put it on!
Li Yundong quickly carried the dishes and walked into the kitchen. When Su Chan saw him turning over and walking away, she immediately shouted: "Hey, where are you going? I want to take the first bite!"
Li Yundong laughed and scolded: "You've lost this fish in one bite! I'll serve it together when the dishes are ready. Otherwise, if I serve one and you eat one, that's a big deal!"
After saying that, he slammed the kitchen door shut.
Su Chan felt so depressed that she rushed to the door, pounded on the door with her pink fists, and said loudly: "Yundong, I'm starving to death, let me eat something first!"
She knocked on the door for a while, and the door suddenly opened. Before the little girl could close her mouth to shout, she saw Li Yundong stuffing something into her mouth, and then closing the door with a crash.
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There was something stuffed in the little girl's mouth. At first, she thought it was Li Yundong stuffing a piece of delicious food into her. But when she bit it, she found that the thing was extremely hard. Not only could it not be broken, it almost broke her teeth.
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Su Chan lowered her head and spat out the contents of her mouth. She saw that it was actually a walnut, an unopened walnut!
Su Chan immediately stamped her feet and said: "Wow, you actually hit me with a hard walnut! I don't care, I don't care, I want to eat!"
At this time, Li Yundong opened the door again with a bang and asked with a serious face: "One is not enough? How about two?" As he said that, he handed over another walnut.
Su Chan was so angry that she snatched the walnuts, then angrily walked to the living room, where she sat on the sofa alone and sulked.
Li Yundong laughed loudly and closed the door. Inside the living room, everyone at the Huchan door covered their mouths and snickered. Cao Yi saw the little girl peeling walnuts out of boredom. She suppressed her laughter and walked up to Su Chan and handed her a braised lion's head.
Said: "Cicada, I have another one here, can you eat it first?"
Su Chan turned around and saw that the braised lion's head had been bitten. How could she eat it? She felt increasingly bitter and depressed, and said angrily: "No, I won't eat!"
At this time, everyone in the Fox Chan sect burst out laughing, and some little foxes gloated and whispered sarcastic remarks: "That's good, there is one less person grabbing food! We can eat more!"
When the little girl heard this, she immediately beat her chest secretly and regretted it endlessly. She thought to herself: Fool, fool, why are you betting on yourself? If you don't eat, won't you be starving yourself?
But she just said something angry, and the little girl was so thin-skinned that she couldn't take it back for a while. She just rolled her eyes and thought about some excuse to go to eat.
About half an hour later, the kitchen door suddenly opened wide. Li Yundong, Ziyuan and Ruan Hongling each filed out of the kitchen with two plates in their hands. They came out and went in several times, serving more than a dozen dishes.
With each dish, the dining table was filled to the brim in no time.
Ruan Hongling looked at the dishes on the table and was very proud. She shook her head and said: "Fortunately, I am wise and powerful. I have expected this situation and bought so many dishes. Otherwise, huh, everyone would be waiting to drink the northwest wind."
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Ziyuan laughed and scolded: "Will you die if you don't show off?"
Li Yundong waved his hand and said: "Young men!"
The juniors of Hu Chan Sect all smiled and responded crisply: "Yes!"
Li Yundong didn't expect them to join in the fun, so he burst into laughter and said, "Get ready!"
The little foxes had been waiting for his words for a long time, and their eyes suddenly turned green, and they rolled up their arms and sleeves, ready to rush forward.
Li Yundong was startled when he saw them looking like they were about to charge into battle, and quickly shouted: "Stop!"
He could shout so loudly that the masters of various sects would not dare to move, let alone these little foxes?
When the little foxes heard Li Yundong's shouting, they all froze and looked at him in confusion, as if they didn't understand why they were not allowed to eat even though all the dishes were served.
Li Yundong said with a straight face: "How unbecoming of you all to swarm in and rob each other? Children, please listen to me and go find chairs by yourselves and sit down in order!"
The little vixens of the Fox Zen Sect responded with a smile: "Yes!" Then they ran to other rooms to find something to sit on. Someone shouted: "Master, there are no chairs, what should I do?"
Li Yundong also said loudly: "Then stand!"
Zhou Qin on the side suddenly smiled and teased: "Master, why do I feel like you are the Golden Horned King in "Journey to the West", an old monster followed by a group of little monsters?"
As soon as she spoke, Cao Yi and others from the Hu Chan Sect all looked at her and smiled but said nothing. Li Yundong smiled nonchalantly and said: "It doesn't matter, I am clearly the leader of the daughter country! It's just that "
The one in "Journey to the West" is the female ruler, and I am the male ruler!"
Only then did everyone notice that among a dozen people in a room, only Li Yundong was a man, and the others were all stunning beauties.
Ruan Hongling laughed and scolded: "You must have been a bachelor for nine lifetimes, and only then have you achieved this lifetime of beauty! Tsk tsk, there are so many beauties in this house, and you are the only man. If God knows about this kind of beauty, I'm afraid
You want to be struck by lightning from the sky!"
Zi Yuan shouted: "Hong Ling, don't talk nonsense!"
Li Yundong chuckled and said: "It's okay, it's okay." He waved his hand and directed everyone to sit down. He was the head of the sect, so he was elected to sit down at the table. Cao Yi and other elders of the Hu Chan Sect sat on his left side. Ziyuan was the spiritual palace.
The future head of the school, and being both a teacher and a friend of Li Yundong, they naturally sat on the right side of the table, with Ruan Hongling sitting next to her.
Li Yundong was about to allocate seats to other people, and suddenly Su Chan walked over to him. He suddenly laughed and said curiously: "Hey, aren't you not going to eat?"
Su Chan originally hoped that everyone would not remember this incident, so she fished in troubled waters and came over to have dinner. Unexpectedly, everyone saw her coming and understood and didn't say anything. However, Li Yundong mentioned this incident. He really didn't mention anything.
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Su Chan stamped her feet and said: "You pretended not to hear me when I asked you for food. Why did you hear this sentence?"
Li Yundong wanted to tease her, so he chuckled and said, "I didn't hear many words just now, but I heard this sentence! Didn't you say you won't eat? Why did you go back on your word?"
Su Chan snorted, as if she had been prepared for it. She said triumphantly: "Huh, I only said that I won't eat anymore, I didn't say that I won't eat vegetables!"
As soon as he said this, everyone burst into laughter. Li Yundong tapped Su Chan's nose and cursed with a smile: "Slippery! Okay, I'll count you over and sit next to Cao Yi to eat!" After saying that, he turned his face again.
Go and greet Zhou Qin: "Zhou Qin, sit next to Su Chan." Others can sit wherever they like.
There were more than a dozen people at a table, and the dining table was packed to the brim for a while. Everyone looked at the dishes eagerly, and then looked at Li Yundong eagerly. Their chopsticks were hanging in the air, waiting for Li Yundong's order.
Step forward and start.
Li Yundong saw that Zhou Qin, who was usually the deepest and most determined in the city, couldn't help but swallow his saliva. He was obviously very hungry. He didn't wait any longer and said with a smile: "Okay, let's get started!"
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone cheered and jumped!
Li Yundong saw the dishes and chopsticks flying on the table for a moment, and the jade arms were the same color as the tablecloth. He suddenly took a breath of air-conditioning and thought to himself: O God, how can this not be started? This is clearly a war! These guys
Do you think it's a war?
Li Yundong saw Su Chan grabbing a bowl of food and gobbling it down. He couldn't help but stand up, stretched out his chopsticks to knock on Su Chan's bowl, and shouted: "Hey, you are still a practitioner, eat slowly!"
Su Chan yelled, but she was not slow at all. Li Yundong was so angry that he knocked on her rice bowl again and shouted: "Hey, if you eat so fast again, I will take away your bowl!"
Su Chan quickly turned around, protected the bowl with her body, and muttered vaguely: "Zhou Qin eats so fast, she is still your apprentice, why don't you talk about her?"
Li Yundong turned his head and saw that Zhou Qin's bowl was also filled with piles, completely losing his usual ladylike image. Li Yundong stared and said, "Hey, don't you pay attention to your image?"
Zhou Qinqian smiled and said, "Master, I am an ordinary person. I am no better than you cultivators. I will have no strength if I don't eat enough." As she said that, she stuffed two more pieces of duck meat into her mouth.
Li Yundong was so depressed that he turned to look at Ziyuan, ready to ask for reinforcements. He said: "Ziyuan, look, you didn't even say a word, you..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Ziyuan frowning when she saw how fierce the crowd was, and simply dragged the two vegetarian dishes in front of her. Fortunately, everyone in Huchanmen was a group who had never eaten meat dishes on weekdays.
The hungry people were all concentrating their efforts on grabbing the meat dishes. Ziyuan dragged away two plates of vegetarian dishes alone, but no one noticed.
But they didn't pay attention, but Li Yundong was shocked and stunned. He chuckled and said: "Ziyuan, you are also making noise, right?"
Ziyuan looked at him helplessly: "Practitioners also need to eat!" As she said that, she kept on eating. Although her appearance was still gentle, she ate not slowly. Li Yundong saw the two dishes in front of her flying very fast.
They were eaten up by her and Ruan Hongling!
Li Yundong saw that most of these starving ghosts threw themselves on the dining table, and he couldn't even see the dishes. He stared straight ahead, took a breath of air, and said: "Good guys, I'm sorry you are not eating, but...
There's a war going on! Okay, if you're not polite, then I won't be polite either! Look at what I'm doing!"
He shouted loudly, clenched his chopsticks twice, and made two crisp sounds.
When everyone heard his loud shout, they all raised their heads. Just as Li Yundong was about to take off his chopsticks, they saw everyone standing up and revealing the dining table. All the dishes on the dining table had been swept away. It was empty. What kind of dishes were there?
None left!
Li Yundong was stunned and said, "You, you guys actually snatched up all the dishes in less than a minute?"
Everyone looked at each other and laughed dryly. Su Chan stuck out her tongue, brought a soup bowl over and said, "Yundong, there is some soup here!"
Li Yundong took the soup bowl and saw that there was only clear soup in the bowl, and even the chopped green onions were gone! He couldn't help but went crazy and said: "Damn, you are really a group of female bandits! You didn't even leave anything for me.
, you are talking about the superiority of elders! I cooked this meal! You actually didn’t leave anything for me!"
Cao Yi said with an apologetic smile: "Master, I also have a braised lion's head here, do you want it?"
Li Yundong said angrily: "Bring it over, it's better than nothing!"
But he took it and took a look, my dear, this braised lion head has a big bite on it, how can he eat it?
Li Yundong was so angry that he couldn't help but want to do something, but suddenly he heard Ruan Hongling shout loudly: "By the way, there is still something in the kitchen..."
Li Yundong couldn't help but be overjoyed: "What else is there in the kitchen?"
Ruan Hongling said slowly: "...there are still two pots of rice in the kitchen. Li Yundong, you can just have this braised lion head and eat two pots of rice!"
After saying that, the girls burst out laughing.
Li Yundong burst into tears: Mother Xipi, how can this be an affair? This is clearly suffering!