Li Yundong was training with a senior in the physical education department who was physically strong and powerful. He was only inferior to Zeng Qing and Zhao Yujian in the Taekwondo club.
Li Yundong could see obvious rejection and hostility from this guy's face. It was obvious that this guy didn't want to partner with him.
But Li Yundong's previous performance in the Taekwondo club made him feel afraid, and because of the reputation of the Taekwondo club, he had to cheer up.
Although Li Yundong has never practiced Taekwondo in a serious way, he has had Yuan Jindan attack his body, just like Zhang Wuji has practiced Nine Yang Magic and the Great Shift of the Universe. For him, the martial arts in this world have no obstacles and
Although there may be some differences in the internal power techniques, outsiders will never be able to tell anything wrong with the power and posture.
Li Yundong and the seniors bowed to each other, then got into stances and started sparring with each other.
This kind of sparring was just a routine, and the audience was very excited to watch it. In fact, the two people didn't even touch each other.
It's just that Li Yundong's every move is very powerful, especially when he punches out, the wind of the fist whistles, and the seniors who are sparring are secretly frightened, lest they accidentally get punched, so they have to accompany Zhao Yujian
Is hospitalised!
"Damn, this kid is a monster!" The senior cursed secretly in his heart, "Two days ago, he looked like a novice who had never practiced Taekwondo, but now his every move looks more standard than the coach's!"
As the saying goes, an expert can tell if something is wrong as soon as he makes a move.
As soon as Li Yundong struck, the strong force and majestic momentum in his fists and kicks were undeniable. The students and teachers watching the rehearsal in the auditorium all nodded secretly.
The girls' eyes shone even more, and some girls looked at Su Chan sourly, secretly hating in their hearts, why didn't they take a fancy to Li Yundong's rough jade in the first place? In the end, they took advantage of this little vixen?
Zhuang Hui watched the heroic Li Yundong sparring with his seniors in the background. Especially when Li Yundong shouted loudly during the sparring, his voice was as majestic and masculine as rolling thunder. Every shout made her heart skip a beat.
Zhuang Hui couldn't help but turn her head and look at her dance partner who she thought was so handsome before. She regretted in her heart, why does he look so effeminate now that it's unbearable? It's really necessary to compare goods, and compare people to death.
!Why did she have to speak so harshly before? As long as Feng Na said one more word in Li Yundong's ear, she would be completely out of luck.
But Zhuang Hui is also a proud and arrogant girl. She thinks: If there is no chance, then there is no chance. What’s so great about it? There are so many handsome and tough men in the world!
But even though Zhuang Hui thought so, she felt uncomfortable in her heart and burst into tears for a while.
After Li Yundong finished sparring with his senior, there was a burst of applause from both the stage and the audience.
After Li Yundong moved his hands and feet, the meridians all over his body stretched. He looked more energetic and calm. On the other hand, the senior who was sparring with him was restrained all the time, which made him out of breath.
"It's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance..." Ding Nan, who was watching in the audience, shook his head secretly, "I didn't expect this guy to be a master who hides his secrets!"
After Zhou Qin finished watching the performance, he suppressed the curiosity and throbbing deep in his heart and said calmly: "Let's go."
Ding Nan said: "Hey, there are more down there!"
After she finished speaking, she saw the female host came up with a microphone, applauded, and said to Li Yundong with a smile: "Not bad, really good, you must be a practitioner, right?"
Li Yundong shook his head: "No."
The female host glanced at him in surprise, thinking he was modest. She smiled, glanced at the program list, and suddenly her expression became very strange: "Next, classmate Li Yundong will bring us a very unique and unique program.
A traditional program.”
Li Yundong was stunned, turned to look at Feng Na, and said, "Why is there still more?"
Feng Na secretly felt guilty, but when she thought of the humiliation she had suffered in front of Li Yundong, she gritted her teeth and said, "Of course, who will watch this little show!"
Li Yundong thought about it and said to himself: That's right. In the TV shows before, who didn't perform splitting bricks and kicking wooden boards?
At this time, Li Yundong only felt that there was endless energy everywhere in his body. He also wanted to know whether he could break bricks and how many bricks he could break, so he said very bachelorly: "Okay, just come, no one is afraid of anyone."
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The expression of the female host on the side became even more exciting. She glanced at Li Yundong with both admiration and amusement: "Okay, let's welcome the traditional program brought to us by classmate Li Yundong: Chest Breaking!"
As soon as she finished saying this, Su Chan, who was drinking milk tea, let out a sound, and the choked milk tea spurted out from her nostrils.
Li Yundong was stretching his legs to stretch his muscles. When he heard this, he sat down on the ground with a look of embarrassment on his face and said loudly: "What? Say it again?"
The other students and teachers on and off the stage were all stunned, and after a while they burst into laughter.
Zhuang Hui, who was secretly feeling sad, couldn't help bursting into laughter after hearing this. Zhou Qin, who turned to leave, was even more stunned. The corners of her mouth twitched. She covered her mouth as if she wanted to hold back her laughter, and her back hunched.
A towering one.
Li Yundong looked up at the host: "Did you read that correctly?"
The host blinked his eyes and said innocently: "No, if you don't believe me, just see for yourself!"
Li Yundong took a look at the program list and saw that the last program on it was his own special performance: Chest Breaking!
"This must be a mistake!" Li Yundong turned to look at Feng Na, dumbfounded, and saw the senior sister and Cheng Cheng laughing wildly.
Li Yundong knew it in his heart: I'm so tame, but this girl actually pranked me! Very good, I have you!
Li Yundong came to Feng Na with the program list, shook it vigorously, and said angrily: "What the hell are you doing?"
Feng Na held back her laughter, puffed up her chest, and said, "What the hell? Didn't you say that yourself?"
Li Yundong said in surprise: "What did I say?"
Feng Na said: "I asked you what you were performing, and you said your chest was broken!"
After saying that, she turned to Cheng Cheng and said, "Hey, do you think so?"
Cheng Cheng rubbed her belly and suppressed laughter. She didn't dare to look at Li Yundong's face, for fear that she would burst into laughter when she saw Li Yundong's wonderful expression: "Yes, yes, I bear witness!"
Li Yundong is so angry, it is really true that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas left the body!
Aren't you treating me like a fool?
"Hey, do you think I'm an idiot?" Li Yundong said angrily, "What age is it? Are there still people who perform a show where rocks are broken from the chest?"
After saying this, the members of the Soy Sauce Party on and off the stage burst out laughing again.
Feng Na said seriously: "Don't forget our original agreement! I will help you handle your affairs, and you have to help me handle mine!"
Li Yundong was furious: "But you can't punish me like this!"
Feng Na said with a righteous face: "Who did this to you? Don't you know that chest breaking is a traditional repertoire of our country and our nation? In this exchange meeting with the University of Pennsylvania in the United States, this antique and national performance was
I think the special program is the best choice!"
Li Yundong's eyes twitched, and he felt secretly resentful. He turned to look at Su Chan, wanting to ask for help, but he saw that the girl had already squatted on the ground with laughter, and kept rubbing her sore cheeks with both hands.
This heartless person! Li Yundong cursed in his heart.
"Okay, just come!" Li Yundong was heartbroken. He was a bit fearless like Feng Xiaoxi and Yi Shuihan, but his words soon revealed his timidity: "However, I did not agree to play the role of the one with a big stone on his chest!"
When Feng Na saw that Li Yundong wanted to cheat, she simply said: "Okay, anyway, I will play the role of the sledgehammer. Whether you play the slate or the sledgehammer, it is your choice!"
The students in the audience, who were worried that the world would be peaceful, almost died from laughter. Li Yundong felt that he was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. He began to regret that he had treated this senior sister a little rudely in the classroom: Damn it, who said that?
Only women and villains are difficult to raise? Are you a classmate of Confucius? Confucius, I admire you! What you said is so damn right!
Women must not be offended, especially beautiful women!
Li Yundong learned a profound lesson from this incident, and he decided to surrender: "Okay, if you're cruel, I'll play the one with the stone on his chest!"
Feng Na looked proud: "That's right!"
Li Yundong was heartbroken and said loudly: "Bring over the hammer, I really don't believe you have prepared a hammer!"
Feng Na laughed loudly and said to Cheng Cheng: "Go get the guy!"
Cheng Cheng rubbed his belly with one hand and his cheek with the other, jogged to the backstage, and then walked over with a big hammer "clanging" with both hands.
When everyone saw Cheng ** dragging out a hammer, they burst into laughter.
Zhou Qin, who had been holding back laughter in the audience, couldn't bear it any longer, and made squeaking sounds from time to time from the corners of her tightly pursed lips. Ding Nan beside her had long been laughing out of shape, pounding her seat for a while, and putting her fingers down for a while.
Whistling at the side of the mouth, the state is very high.
Li Yundong stared at the hammer pulled out by Cheng Cheng in shock, and exclaimed: "Damn, you are too cruel. Which construction site stole the hammer? Is it so big?"
Feng Na laughed so hard on the stage that she squatted down: "That's nonsense, I went to the hardware store to buy it!"
Li Yundong gave a thumbs up: "Okay! Very good! Very good! As for the stone, I don't believe you can buy it!"
Feng Na suppressed her laughter and snapped her fingers at Cheng Cheng: "Where can I buy it? There are them everywhere, just pick them up!"
Li Yundong was doubtful after hearing this, thinking, where can there be such a big slate that can be picked up anywhere? However, this girl has made it clear that she came prepared. If a big slate is really dragged out, will I be able to carry it?
Thinking of this, Li Yundong couldn't help but smile apologetically to Feng Na and said: "Sister, let's see each other without looking up, so there's no need to kill them all, right? This slate is too big and heavy, I can't carry it!"
Feng Na had a look of great compassion to save all sentient beings: "Don't worry, I have specially prepared a smaller one for you!"
After saying that, Cheng Cheng ran out from the backstage. Everyone's eyes fell on her hands, but they saw that she had nothing in her hands. Just when she was feeling strange and puzzled, she saw Cheng Cheng running up to Li Yundong, holding back his laughter.
, stuffed something into his palm and said: "Here comes the stone!"
Li Yundong took it and took a look, and he immediately vomited three liters of blood. He held up the stone in his hand and said loudly: "I am the sun. It's okay if you ask me to act like breaking a big stone in my chest. You can at least get a serious stone slab! Okay.
, forget it if you can’t get a serious slate, you can just get a decent sewer slate! Okay, I can’t stand it if you can’t even get this, just get bricks as soon as possible.
Okay! You can’t even get bricks now, but you got a piece of rain flower stone. What does that mean?”
After saying this, both teachers and students in the auditorium were laughing so hard that they almost flew away. Zhou Qin, who had been holding back his laughter, couldn't hold it back anymore and burst into laughter, making his branches tremble.