Li Yundong was dumbfounded as he listened to the sounds coming from the living room. He thought to himself: No way, they actually sang such obscene lyrics? Who taught them? It couldn't be Su Chan again, right?
Li Yundong jumped up quickly, opened the door, and came downstairs. At this time, he saw that the little foxes had finished singing. They were forming a circle, sitting cross-legged on the ground, and looking eagerly at the 47-inch living room.
Plasma TV, even Li Yundong didn't notice when he came to his side. ≥ ≤
Li Yundong saw that each of them looked innocent and did not look like they were playing a prank just now. He thought to himself: Who taught them to sing this song? Could it be that... I heard it wrong? No, it can't be possible?
Li Yundong stood and watched for a while. Seeing that they were so fascinated that they didn't even notice that he was standing next to them, he thought to himself: Good guy, there is going to be a sneak attack. Even a child can kill you all.
Put it down! Is this calabash doll so good-looking? Which TV station has such no future and shows such an old cartoon?
Li Yundong raised his eyes and took a breath of air: CCTV Children's Channel! Oh, you should be younger!
At this time, there happened to be a scene where the Calabash Baby was caught by the snake demon and the scorpion spirit, taking off his pants to urinate and tease them. The funniest thing is that there is a small mosaic on the vital parts of the camera!
The little foxes suddenly wondered: "What is that, a blur?"
A little fox next to him immediately laughed and scolded: "Idiot, you are just a man, don't you know this?"
"Oh, then why is it like this?"
"If you don't know, ask Senior Sister Su Chan. She has rich experience in the world, so she will definitely know."
How did Su Chan know what a mosaic was? When she saw that the little foxes were all looking at her and she didn't want to show weakness in front of them, her eyes rolled around. She immediately saw Li Yundong standing beside her.
The little girl seemed to have seen the savior and said with a smile: "The leader is here, ask him and let him answer."
Li Yundong had a strange look on his face and secretly glared at Su Chan. He coughed dryly and said: "Well, this thing is actually called a mosaic. It is used to cover, ahem, cover some very sensitive places. Um, um
, that’s probably it.”
Li Yundong was usually an eloquent and eloquent person. Now when he explained this problem in front of a group of beauties, he felt a layer of sweat suddenly appear on his back. It was called a stutter!
After finally explaining it, the little foxes suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's it!"
Su Chan also had a look of realization on her face, but she soon became confused again. She unconsciously looked under Li Yundong and asked, "But why don't you make a mosaic there?"
Li Yundong suddenly went crazy and wanted to catch Su Chan and spank her five hundred times!
When the other little foxes saw Su Chan asking this question, their eyes all fell on Li Yundong. They all had ambiguous looks and giggled.
Li Yundong glared at Su Chan angrily: "You are a pig for asking such a question!"
Su Chan looked confused: "Ah? What's wrong with this problem? Is there something wrong?"
When Li Yundong saw that she still looked at a loss, he got even more crazy and couldn't help shouting: "Can you ask this kind of question? You are really a pig, as stupid as a pig!"
Su Chan was scolded by Li Yundong in public, and she suddenly pouted: "Don't you know? If you don't know, just ask. What's wrong? I'm not a pig!"
Li Yundong laughed out of anger: "It's weird that you are not a pig! Yes, I will change your name from now on and call you a pig!"
Su Chan stamped her feet and said angrily: "You are the pig, I am not a pig!"
Li Yundong got angry and laughed triumphantly: "Pigs are weird, you are a pig!"
Su Chan was so angry that she bared her teeth and claws, and was about to rush towards Li Yundong, when she saw Ziyuan, Ruan Hongling and other members of the Hu Chan Sect jumping over from the balcony.
Li Yundong said dumbfounded: "Can't you just go through the door? There is something called a door in this world!"
Zi Yuan smiled slightly, and Ruan Hongling made a face at him: "What's the difference? Isn't this also a door, just a back door!"
Li Yundong sighed: "The Chinese people's backdoor thinking is really deep-rooted, even among practitioners! I have no idea!"
What he said made a group of people cover their mouths and laugh.
At this time Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others also walked downstairs, and the spacious living room suddenly became crowded.
Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan and asked, "Are you here for something?"
Ziyuan nodded and said: "Yes, we closed the shop yesterday. Why don't we get the business license for the store today? By the way, we can all think about the name of the shop."
As soon as they heard this, everyone suddenly became excited, especially the little foxes from the Fox Zen Sect. They chattered excitedly and started discussing.
"Hey, what's the name of the store?"
"If you ask me, call it Huxiang Tea House!"
"You idiot, are you afraid that others won't know that our Hu Chan Sect runs the tea shop? Aren't you afraid that people from other sects will cause trouble?"
"Let's just call it Panshi Tea House! Name it after our ancestor, okay?"
"It's so good, it's not as good as the previous one! Panshi Tea House, how unpleasant it sounds!"
They kept talking noisily, and Li Yundong couldn't find a way to get a word in. Seeing this, Cao Yi coughed dryly. After attracting the attention of the little foxes, she scolded: "You guys are like this."
How polite is it? Is it your turn to say something like naming? Of course it is the head who makes the decision!"
Li Yundong laughed and said: "It doesn't matter, everyone can express their own opinions, just come one by one, and we will choose the best one when the time comes."
Li Yundong looked at Ziyuan: "Ziyuan, you contributed the most to the whole thing. What name do you want to give it?"
Ziyuan smiled slightly and said, "I haven't thought about it either. Why don't you take it."
Li Yundong looked at Ruan Hongling again: "Hongling, what name do you want to give it?"
Ruan Hongling was not polite, and after thinking for a while, she said: "I remembered the last time Sister Ziyuan performed a tea art performance on stage. The scene was really filled with clouds and mist, like a fairyland on earth. I think it should be called Yunwu Teahouse, right?"
After she finished speaking, Li Yundong on the side laughed: "Yunwu is a kind of tea. You named it this. People who really want to drink tea think you only buy Yunwu tea here."
Ziyuan smiled and joked: "Then we should call it Guanyin Teahouse. Most of our teas are Tieguanyin tea!"
Ruan Hongling said angrily: "You asked me to give me a name again, and after I gave it a name, you teamed up to laugh at me. Is it really a husband-to-wife act? It's disgusting!"
Ziyuan suddenly blushed and glared at Ruan Hongling angrily. Li Yundong also looked very embarrassed. He coughed dryly, quickly changed his target, looked at Zhou Qin, and said: "Zhou Qin, do you have any good ideas?
"
Zhou Qin smiled and said: "Where do I have any good ideas?"
When Li Yundong saw that she refused to say anything, he knew that Zhou Qin had just started to practice, so he acted cautiously, fearing that he would say the wrong thing. He smiled without forcing it, and looked away again.
Su Chan could no longer hold it in anymore. She raised her hands high and shouted, "I, I, I have a good name!"
Li Yundong glared at her with feigned anger: "You are a pig, shut up! You are too stupid, we won't listen to your name!"
Su Chan's face suddenly fell, and she shouted loudly: "I hate it, you are a pig!"
Li Yundong suppressed his laughter and deliberately did not look at her. Then he looked at Cao Yi and said, "Uncle Cao Yi, what do you think the name should be?"
Cao Yi smiled and said: "Master, this is your store, how can it be our turn to name it?"
Li Yundong waved his hand and said with a smile: "That's not what you said. This is also our Hu Chan Sect. Oh, no, it is a joint property of our Hu Chan Sect and the Linggong Sect of the Zhengyi Sect. Since our Hu Chan Sect has a share, then you also have a share. Master Cao Yi,
Don't be polite."
Seeing that he couldn't shirk it, Cao Yi thought for a while and said: "Since we are opening a teahouse and we are opening a teahouse in a secular and busy city, I think it is better to call it an elegant and popular name. I think it is better to call it 'Linxian'."
how?"
Liu Yuehong, who was beside him and looked small and exquisite, suddenly smiled: "Lin Xian is indeed good. Drinking tea to Lin Xian means that you are about to ascend. But I don't think it would be better to ascend to immortality?"
Zhuang Yating also said: "I think it is best to call it Tongxian. Lu Tong in the Tang Dynasty once wrote a poem: One bowl moistens the throat, two bowls break the loneliness, three bowls search the withered intestines, but there are only five thousand volumes of writing. Four bowls light sweat.
, all the injustices in life will be scattered to the pores. Five bowls will clear the muscles and bones, and six bowls will help the immortal spirit. It is called Tongxian, which just takes the poetic meaning, is both popular and elegant, isn't it just right?"
After she finished speaking, Li Yundong immediately clapped his hands and praised: "Well done. Uncle Zhuang Yating is really well-read in poetry and books. This is a good name."
At this time, Zhou Qin, who had been unwilling to express his opinion, nodded slightly and added: "The store we rent is quite large. I think we can set up three teahouses, one called Linxian, one called Dengxian, and one called Tongxian.
These three names just represent the three realms of tea drinking. We just set up a three-level VIP tea room. Tongxian is the highest, and the tea inside is also the best. And so on, what do you think?"
Li Yundong glanced at her appreciatively: "Yes, she is worthy of being a lady. If she doesn't make a sound, she will become a blockbuster. This is a good idea!"
Zhou Qin was encouraged, Fangxin was secretly happy, and she added: "We can also set up three VIP cards, similar to silver card, gold card, and diamond card, and the customer's consumption will determine their level."
After she finished speaking, everyone else praised her. This decision respected the opinions of the three seniors of the Fox Zen Sect and clearly differentiated the teahouse's management methods.
Ziyuan glanced at Zhou Qin and said with a smile: "This is really a good idea, Li Yundong, you have gained a good apprentice."
Cao Yi also smiled and said: "The leader has such a capable apprentice, so he doesn't need us anymore."
Zhou Qin smiled modestly and said: "Thank you for your praise. I just summarized everyone's ideas and synthesized them. There is nothing worth bragging about."
Li Yundong burst out laughing: "Okay, stop flattering each other, it's settled."
Ruan Hongling suddenly wondered: "What has been decided? These are the names of the three teahouses, not the teahouse. Is it possible that these three names are hung outside the teahouse at the same time? Wouldn't that be a mess?"
When she said this, everyone reacted and looked at each other in shock.
Li Yundong also pondered: "Yes, I wouldn't have thought of it if you didn't tell me."
Su Chan on the side finally seized the opportunity and taunted Li Yundong triumphantly: "Look, you still call me a pig, but I think you are the pig! You are so stupid!"
Li Yundong glared at her: "Yes, I am a pig, and you are a pig! You are a pig, do you have any good ideas?"
Seeing Li Yundong talking about herself like this in front of so many people, Su Chan stamped her feet angrily: "You are the pig!"
Li Yundong burst out laughing: "Then if you choose a good name, I will admit that you are not a pig!"
Ziyuan and others saw Li Yundong arguing with Su Chan. Li Yundong was taking advantage of Su Chan with every word he said, but Su Chan didn't react and foolishly followed Li Yundong's words. They all covered their mouths and snickered.
Su Chan didn't notice that Li Yundong was teasing her. When she saw that Li Yundong asked her to choose a name, she was overjoyed. She put her hands on her hips and said triumphantly: "Have you finally remembered to ask me to choose a name? With this little girl's ice-snowy smartness and intelligent energy, she will definitely take it.
What a great name!”
Li Yundong suppressed his laughter and said, "Yes, Miss Piggy, please give us a name quickly!"
Su Chan stamped her feet and shouted loudly: "Don't call me a pig!"
Li Yundong almost broke his heart laughing, he said: "Okay, I will definitely not call you a pig...that would be weird."
Su Chan did not hear the change in the meaning of the words after Li Yundong's pronunciation. Seeing that Li Yundong stopped speaking, she shook her head and said: "The three uncles mentioned three immortals before, one is Linxian and the other is Climb."
, a Tongxian, if you ask me, let’s just call our teahouse Di Sanxian!”
Li Yundong couldn't help it anymore and laughed: "Di Sanxian? Isn't this a dish? How do you know how to eat it? You also say that you are not a pig. What are you if you are not a pig? By the way, you are not a pig. You are
It’s a pig!”
Su Chan only felt that the name she had chosen was excellent. She originally looked at Li Yundong expectantly, waiting for him to praise her, but she didn't expect that Li Yundong would be so dismissive and ridiculed. She suddenly became furious and shouted in embarrassment: "I'm not
Pigs are weird!”
This was so incredible that everyone in the room burst into laughter, and Li Yundong almost died laughing.
Su Chan looked at everyone laughing helplessly. She was stunned and had not yet come to her senses. She only felt aggrieved and sad. She had chosen such a good name, why were they still laughing at me?
Especially Yun Dong, the damn one, actually took the lead in making fun of me!
The grievance in Su Chan's heart was really worse than that of Dou E. She burst into tears, her nose twitched, and she burst into tears. She choked and said, "It's weird that I'm really not a pig..."
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Under the care of my wife, my illness is much better. Thank you for your concern~