When Su Chan said one sentence, the whole classroom became quiet in an instant. There was no sound, and you could hear a pin drop. ≥≧
Everyone looked at Su Chan with their mouths open. The teacher standing on the podium had his eyes wide open and his temples were twitching. Li Yundong was even more crazy in his heart: Damn it, you spoke too fast, I couldn’t even stop you.
Can’t help you?
This silence only lasted for a moment, and then a burst of astonishing laughter erupted in the classroom. This laughter was like a thunderclap, almost lifting the roof off.
Su Chan was puzzled by everyone's laughter and was confused. She looked around blankly and said, "Did I say something wrong?"
Teacher Hua on the podium suppressed his anger and said: "This student, if you don't know, you just don't know. Don't make trouble in class!"
Su Chan said loudly: "I know, Yundong told me!"
After saying that, she pointed at Li Yundong, and all the eyes in the classroom turned to Li Yundong.
Li Yundong suddenly burst into tears, and he thought to himself: Little girl, little girl, I have known you for so long, why do you always get me into trouble every time I come to school?
Su Chan didn't react at first, but she soon realized something was wrong, especially when she looked at Li Yundong, who looked like he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Su Chan's heart skipped a beat, and she thought to herself: Damn it, maybe I said the wrong thing again, right? But, I followed what Yundong told me...
The little girl felt aggrieved and confused. She lowered her head, glanced at Li Yundong timidly, and then timidly glanced at the laughing students around her. Her head lowered lower and lower, until finally she looked like
I just want to bury it in my chest.
Teacher Hua's veins were twitching on the podium as he said, "This student, please sit down. Student Li Yundong, please stand up."
Su Chan made a sound and sat down timidly. She glanced at Li Yundong timidly, and saw Li Yundong looking at her with a tearless expression on his face, and whispered: "Little girl, little girl, I'm fucked by you."
What a disaster!"
Su Chan lowered her head even lower. She groaned and sat in her seat, murmuring repeatedly in her heart: Where did I go wrong? Why is everyone laughing so much?
As soon as Li Yundong stood up, the students in the classroom cheered loudly. Not only the students in the classroom, but also the corridors were full of students. They all came after hearing the news and wanted to see Li Yundong's style.
Fortunately, Li Yundong did not let them down and put on a good show.
For a moment, the students inside and outside the classroom were excited. Countless faces were pressed against the classroom windows. Countless mobile phones had their camera functions turned on, taking pictures of every move in the classroom.
Facing such cheers, Li Yundong was on pins and needles. He smiled dryly and said to Teacher Hua, who was as black as the bottom of a pot on the podium: "Teacher Hua, actually..."
Before he finished speaking, Teacher Hua shouted angrily: "Don't talk, listen to me!"
Facing the bossy teacher, Li Yundong wisely shut his mouth.
Teacher Hua said loudly: "I know you are a star student in this school, but please respect my profession and my identity! I am a teacher, and as long as you teach in this class, you are my student!"
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Li Yundong had a wry smile on his face and thought to himself: How can I disrespect you?
Seeing that Li Yundong didn't speak, Teacher Hua said again: "Weren't you very good at speaking just now? Come on, come on to the podium. You will give the lecture and I will be the student, okay? Come on, especially the issue of heavy taste."
clear!"
After saying that, he walked off the podium angrily and stood under the podium.
Li Yundong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was about to speak when he heard the students inside and outside the classroom burst into laughter. They shouted one by one: "Li Yundong, we support you!"
The noise was like a huge wave, so loud that it almost drowned everyone.
When Teacher Hua saw the students making such a fuss, he became even more angry. He held up the wireless microphone and sneered: "Go, explain clearly, and you can also experience what it's like to be a teacher. If you don't come up, the whole class will be deducted zero points from the exam!"
As soon as he said this, the students were in an uproar, especially the students who wanted credits for such a course. They all looked at Li Yundong eagerly, as if they were looking at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who saves suffering.
Seeing that he was cornered, Li Yundong had no choice but to walk to the podium, coughed dryly, and said, "Actually, this is a misunderstanding..."
Teacher Hua sneered from below and interrupted him: "We don't want to hear misunderstandings, we want to hear strong explanations!"
The students suddenly burst out laughing again, each one shouting: "We want to hear a strong explanation!"
Li Yundong was sweating profusely. He felt that he would rather face the siege from various sects than the scene before him!
Li Yundong wiped a cold sweat and said with a flash of thought: "Actually, over the past five thousand years in China, there have been many poets who chanted chrysanthemums, but the most famous among them is Tao Yuanming.
Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty also wrote a famous poem about Nanshan. Only the Eastern hedge chrysanthemum can withstand the cold, and the golden millet has just begun to bloom, and the dawn will be clearer. Huang Chao also left a good poem about Chang'an being filled with incense soaring to the sky, and golden armor covering the whole city."
Li Yundong counted the poets who had written poems about chrysanthemums one by one. The students were quiet for a while. They didn't know why Li Yundong was counting these poets and their poems one by one. They were curious and listened to him quietly.
Although Teacher Hua in the audience looked angry, he nodded secretly in his heart: Yes, he has read a lot of books. No wonder he is so famous in the school. It seems that the last time he debated Buddhism with Yan Hua was not a false rumor.
Li Yundong added: "There are many more poems about chrysanthemums, such as Su Shi's 'The light muscles and weak bones scatter the quiet flowers, and the golden pistils are spread over the clouds. If you want to know the old prolongation medicine, the flowers will bloom when the grass is destroyed.' Another example is Li Bai's poem
It's a pity that the Orchid chrysanthemum has sparse stems and tiny leaves. Although it is a different orchid, it still has its own fragrance. Another example is Du Fu's "The cold flowers have all bloomed, and the chrysanthemums are only full of branches. The old ones are picked frequently, and the fragrance is light."
The wine will be with you for now.'"
Li Yundong listed these poets who had written chrysanthemum poems like a barrage without pausing at all. The students were all knowledgeable people. For a moment, no one could help but secretly applaud Li Yundong's ability to memorize the vast knowledge, but at the same time, they also
The more strange it becomes: Why does Li Yundong list so many poets and poems that have chanted chrysanthemum poems? What does this have to do with heavy taste?
While they were wondering, Li Yundong said: "Look, among these poets, Tao Yuanming is from Chaisang, Xunyang in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, which is now Jiangxi. Bai Juyi is from Henan, Huang Chao is from Shandong, Su Dongpo is from Sichuan, and so is Li Bai.
Du Fu is from Sichuan, and he is also from Henan."
"Jiangxi cuisine is heavy in oil and has a rich taste. People like chili peppers, not to mention Sichuan cuisine. It is famous throughout the country for spicy food. Shandong is famous for Shandong cuisine. The characteristics of Shandong cuisine are also salty and fresh, and salt is used to enhance the umami flavor of the dishes. Henan cuisine
Not to mention, its characteristic is its delicious flavor. You see, I have listed so many people, and the dishes in their places are basically quite heavy, so I say they all have heavy tastes!"
After Li Yundong finished speaking, he felt like he was sweating profusely, as if he had fought a hundred Nascent Soul masters for five hundred rounds.
These students listened to Li Yundong's wild nonsense and forcefully rounded off his words. They burst into laughter, whistles and cheers continued one after another.
Teacher Hua was originally angry and angry, but after listening to Li Yundong's nonsense, he couldn't help but smile. He nodded and said to himself: Although this guy is talking nonsense, he doesn't have a solid foundation in classical Chinese and extraordinary reactions. What's wrong with that?
It can't be rounded either.
Some girls in the classroom who came out of curiosity looked at Li Yundong with stars in their eyes and said involuntarily: "I only knew that Li Yundong was strong and brave before, but today I know that he is also a suave scholar. He is really good at both civil and military skills."
, where can I find such a boy? What a pity."
"Idiot, didn't you see him debating Buddhism with Yan Hua last time?"
"Who understands that? But, didn't you see her chanting chrysanthemum poems just now? Wow, she's so stylish! So handsome!"
"Damn, can't you help but get excited when you hear the word chrysanthemum? Maybe you also have strong tastes!"
A boy nearby who heard their infatuation couldn't help but exclaimed: "What does it mean to be awesome? You can win countless fans by bragging and talking nonsense for a while, and even make a group of beautiful girls and nymphos willing to commit themselves to each other. This is called awesome!"
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"What do you know? You don't know these poems. Why don't you tell me this nonsense!"
"Oh, I just found out today that you can pick up girls even by reciting poems! You need to read, you kids, books have their own beauty, the ancients are honest and don't deceive me!"
Li Yundong bit the bullet and gave a random explanation. Although he could barely justify himself, Teacher Hua nodded secretly under the podium, thinking that this matter would just be over. However, the students who watched the excitement and did not think it was a big deal did not intend to let him go.
Some students clamored: "Teacher Li, let's do something exciting!"
These students cheered together, and the students inside and outside the classroom also followed suit, fearing that the world would not be in chaos: "Let's do something exciting!"
Li Yundong cursed in his heart: Damn, you guys are really gloating about your misfortune. I have made things right for Sajia, and you still refuse to let me go! Well, if you don't let me have an easy time, I won't let you either.
Better off!
Li Yundong was so excited that he couldn't stop doing anything and said loudly: "Want something exciting?"
The eyes of these birdmen all glowed green, and they nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes, we want to be excited!"
Li Yundong waved his hand and said: "Okay, put all the books away now, let's take the exam!"
Everyone was dumbfounded. A student in the front row asked, "Exam, exam?"
Li Yundong glanced at them and said matter-of-factly: "Don't you want to be excited? Isn't the exam not exciting?"
The students burst into laughter immediately, and even Teacher Hua, who had always kept a straight face, couldn't help laughing.
A curious student asked: "Teacher Li, what is the content of the test?"
Li Yundong said loudly without even thinking about it: "Just take a test on the relationship between the literati's chanting of chrysanthemums and heavy tastes!" After he finished speaking, as if he remembered something again, he added: "You are not allowed to plagiarize and use my explanation just now!"
There was another burst of laughter inside and outside the classroom, and Teacher Hua also laughed and cursed: "Slippery!"
The class could no longer continue at this point. Teacher Hua shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, I'll let you go today. Don't make trouble next time!"
If Li Yundong was granted amnesty, he quickly said seriously: "Teacher, please rest assured that I will definitely live up to the ardent expectations of the party and the people in the future. I will study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be one of the four new people who build the motherland!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
After the incident in one class, Li Yundong finally waited until the end of get out of class. After he walked out of the classroom, Zhou Qin and Ruan Hongling kept whispering, looking at Li Yundong from time to time, and bursting into laughter from time to time.
The little foxes were all arrogant, as if their boss had just done something shocking and shocking.
Only Su Chan lowered her head and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, not daring to raise her head to take another look at Li Yundong.
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong wanted to teach her a lesson but couldn't say a few words, so he thought he would wait until he got back.
The group of people left the teaching building. Ruan Hongling was talking to Zhou Qin. Suddenly, she glanced out of the corner of her eyes and saw an acquaintance. She said hello to Zhou Qin and Li Yundong: "Wait a minute, I'll be here if I have something to do."
After saying that, she ran away and shouted at a boy from a distance: "Yan Hua, stop!"
Li Yundong glanced at it and felt strange: Hey, didn't she always hate and dislike this boy?
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Sorry, sorry, I went out to eat, so the update is late~