Chapter 389 Do it yourself, get plenty of food and clothing!
After the little foxes shouted in unison, Su Chan stuck her head out again as if the sky had cleared after the rain, and said with a proud and excited look: "Really? Do you also think my method is good?"
The little foxes nodded in unison: "This is a great idea!"
Su Chan was so happy that she turned around and wanted to ask Li Yundong for credit. But when she saw Li Yundong's dark face and countless blue veins popping up on his forehead, she suddenly felt a sudden shock in her heart and her head drooped little by little, as if she was doing something.
Like a little daughter-in-law who has made a mistake, she rubbed her clothes with her hands and said timidly: "I, I just said it casually..."
Li Yundong had a dark face and pointed at the notebook and paper on the dining table: "Do your thing!"
"Oh!" the little girl responded. She lowered her head, with a look of grievance and uneasiness on her face, her eyes darting around. From time to time, she would peek at Li Yundong timidly. When she saw Li Yundong looking over, she would look over again.
He quickly withdrew his gaze, like a frightened deer.
When Li Yundong saw Su Chan's appearance, he was angry and funny. He said to the little foxes with a straight face: "Did everything I just said be in vain? Do I, the leader, still keep my words?"
Although he said this to the little foxes, he actually meant it to Cao Yi and others. Cao Yi quickly stood up to maintain order on the field and said loudly: "You all should be quiet and listen to the leader.
Human words!”
After saying that, she turned to Li Yundong and said with an apologetic smile: "Master, please continue!"
Li Yundong saw that the other people all looked weird, as if they wanted to laugh but were afraid to laugh. He was secretly depressed, but he couldn't help it, so he had to laugh and continued: "I will temporarily announce the first rule of the future meeting.
, you must raise your hands before speaking. The host of the meeting does not allow you to speak without permission! Otherwise, what kind of chaos will it look like?"
Ruan Hongling snorted inside her nose and muttered in a low voice: "Dictatorship!"
Unexpectedly, Li Yundong glared over at him: "Even if you curse someone, you have to raise your hand for approval first!"
Ruan Hongling was so angry that she raised her hands high and gritted her teeth.
Li Yundong seemed to have not seen it, and said slowly: "The second rule of the meeting is temporarily announced. As the host of the meeting, you have the right to choose to ignore the target."
Ruan Hongling was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas came out of their bodies. They pointed at Li Yundong with their arms akimbo and said, "You are too overbearing!"
Li Yundong still said seriously: "Please raise your hand before speaking!"
Ruan Hongling raised her hand high again, and Li Yundong immediately said: "Continue to ignore it!"
"You!!" Ruan Hongling was so angry that she almost fainted. The little foxes of Huchan Sect couldn't help but giggle. The three uncles Cao Yi, Zhuang Yating, and Liu Yuehong also looked strange, and the corners of their mouths twitched, as if they were holding back.
Laughing, Ziyuan couldn't help turning her head and smiled secretly.
Su Chan, who had been holding her head down, burst into laughter, but soon covered her mouth with her hands and glanced timidly at Li Yundong. Seeing that Li Yundong didn't pay attention to her, she felt relieved and secretly laughed with all her strength.
Laughed.
Ruan Hongling was so angry that her lungs almost exploded. She sat down and gritted her teeth as if she wanted to fry Li Yundong and put it in her mouth to chew hard.
Li Yundong casually took a spoon and used it as a gavel. He knocked on the table, attracting everyone's attention again, and said: "Everyone, pay attention, let's get back to business! Someone robbed our decoration workers, and now the whole
There is no decorator available in Tiannan City! What do you think we should do?"
Everyone looked at each other and said nothing.
Seeing that they were both silent, Li Yundong pretended to be angry and said, "You were so energetic just now, why are you silent now?"
At this time, Cao Yi weakly raised his hand, and Li Yundong quickly said: "Uncle Cao Yi, do you have something to say?"
Cao Yi said tentatively: "Master, if you can't find a decoration master, can you save some money without decoration, and then make do with it?"
Li Yundong looked collapsed, and he asked: "Then if the Taoist temple where Huchanmen is located is to be converted into a temple, wouldn't it be necessary to move any place and let the monks live in it and make do with it?"
Cao Yi smiled dryly: "I just said it casually."
Li Yundong shook his head helplessly and said to the others: "Do you have any other ideas?"
Everyone in the Fox Chan sect is a master who succeeds more than fails. Li Yundong's words are no different from asking Yu Blind. The big and small foxes looked at each other for a while, and their heads shook like rattles.
In fact, Li Yundong was just pretending, and he didn't expect the troublemakers like the Hu Chan Sect to come up with any good ideas. He straightened his face and said, "Then no one has any good ideas, so I'll just talk about mine."
way."
Ruan Hongling, who had been sulking all the time, couldn't help but snort again: "Can't you just tell me your idea earlier? Why go through so many detours?"
Li Yundong glared: "Raise your hands!"
Ruan Hongling raised her hand, and Li Yundong immediately said: "Ignore it again!"
Ruan Hongling didn't even have the energy to be angry this time, so she just rolled her eyes.
When Li Yundong saw that the non-violent and non-cooperative lady finally stopped being naughty, he coughed again and said, "My idea is: do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!"
"Do it yourself?" Everyone was shocked at the same time.
Ziyuan was originally troubled by Ruan Hongling's words of "lover" and had no intention of meeting, but at this time she said with a surprised look on her face: "Do you mean we decorate it ourselves?"
Ruan Hongling opened her mouth wide and said: "I always thought there was a limit to your arrogance, but I didn't expect that your arrogance has no limit! You are crazy and don't drag us into it, okay?"
Su Chan also raised her head and said in a stunned tone: "Yundong, we don't know how to decorate!"
The little foxes all looked at each other: "Do it yourself? What do you mean?"
"Are we going to go out to work?"
"What work?"
"Is it fun?"
"Don't worry about whether it's fun or not, as long as you can go out, it's boring to stay in the house all day long!"
At this time, the little foxes reached a consensus: as long as they can go out and play, it doesn’t matter what they do!
Their eyes shone brightly, and they nodded in unison: "Okay, okay! What are we going to do, Master?"
Li Yundong saw that the field was in chaos again. He quickly hit the glass table with a spoon and said loudly: "Quiet, raise your hands. Remember to raise your hands!"
Everyone immediately shut up and looked at Li Yundong.
Li Yundong said with a serious face: "What, is decoration difficult? Why do I think it is just some carpentry work, mason work plus some decoration design work? The most difficult thing in the world is cultivation, is it difficult to decorate?
Is it more difficult than practicing cultivation? Which of you is not a cultivating person, and which one of you has no faith, please stand up and speak out?"
Everyone's eyes were wide open, and whoever was willing to stand up and admit it all shook their heads.
Li Yundong added: "Since you also admit this, it's easy to talk about it! I will arrange the work separately in a while to ensure that everyone can make the best use of their talents!"
This sentence made Su Chan, Zi Yuan, Ruan Hongling and others all curious. Su Chan secretly poked Li Yundong's arm with a pen and whispered: "Yundong, you will assign me a good job later!"
Unexpectedly, Li Yundong glared at her selflessly: "Raise your hands!"
Su Chan raised her hand with an aggrieved look on her face, and Li Yundong nodded with satisfaction: "Go ahead!"
The little girl said eagerly: "In a moment, can you give me a good job?"
Li Yundong thought for a while and said, "Okay, I will arrange it!"
When the little foxes heard this, they immediately started shouting: "It's not fair! We also want a good job!"
Li Yundong shouted: "What's the fuss about? I have my own arrangements!"
Cao Yi and other three uncles also shouted: "Don't make a fuss, just listen to the boss's arrangements. If the arrangement is not good, it will not be too late to make a fuss!"
Huh?! How do you say this?
Li Yundong glanced at Cao Yi and the other three uncles with a speechless expression. He was about to speak when he saw Ruan Hongling raising her hands high with a look of bitterness and hatred on her face, as if if Li Yundong didn't call her, she would immediately
He rushed forward and died together with Li Yundong.
Li Yundong had no choice but to say: "Hongling, what do you want to say? You don't need to say any curse words."
Ruan Hongling snorted and said loudly: "Do you think I am like you? I just want to ask, since I am not from the Fox Chan Sect, can I not be involved in this matter?"
Li Yundong laughed: "Okay! But if this store makes money in the future, you won't get any!"
Ruan Hongling said triumphantly: "It doesn't matter. Sister Ziyuan has shares and can share the money. I'll ask her for it!" After saying that, she turned her face and said with a proud smile: "Sister Ziyuan, isn't that right?"
Ziyuan looked at Ruan Hongling with a half-smile but not a smile. They looked at each other for a long time without saying a word. Ruan Hongling was heartbroken by the sight, with a defeated look on her face. She turned to Li Yundong dejectedly and said, "Okay.
, I just work, what do you want me to do?"
Li Yundong had a kind face and said sincerely: "That's right! As the saying goes, my talents will be useful. Hong Ling, you have rich experience, ingenuity and practical spirit, so I will simply appoint you as the Three Immortals of the Earth.
Store Art Director and CEO Bar!”
Ruan Hongling had a deep resentment towards Li Yundong, but when she heard that Li Yundong had brought him such a high hat, she immediately felt delighted and deliberately put on airs and said: "Huh, that's quite nice. Who doesn't know what kind of managers, presidents, etc. these days?"
Official titles are flying around, are they as worthless as cabbage?"
Li Yundong had a straight face: "If you don't take it seriously, I'll let others take it if you don't take it!"
Ruan Hongling immediately responded: "Yes!"
Li Yundong rolled his eyes at her and said to the little foxes: "You are all store clerks, future store managers and shareholders!"
The little foxes were still young in the world, so they didn't know that what Li Yundong said was purely deceiving. When they saw that Li Yundong said it seriously, they felt that they were also extraordinary people. They all smiled brightly and had no nose or eyes.
Li Yundong suppressed his laughter and said to Cao Yi and others: "The three junior uncles should be a little aggrieved and become lobby managers."
Cao Yi and the others didn't know what the lobby manager's job was and what kind of errands he was doing, so they had no choice but to agree first out of confusion.
Li Yundong turned to Ziyuan and said: "Ziyuan, you have contributed the most and are the major shareholder, so you should be the general manager of the local Sanxian store!"
Ziyuan smiled, but she didn't expose Li Yundong's Western trick, and nodded in agreement without saying a word.
Su Chan saw that Li Yundong was talking lively but couldn't get enough of her words after talking for a long time, so she anxiously waved her hands in front of his eyes.
Li Yundong only saw a hand waving left and right in front of him. He deliberately pretended not to see it at first, but unexpectedly, the little girl became anxious and simply jumped in front of Li Yundong, blocking his sight.
Li Yundong had no choice but to say: "What's the matter?"
Su Chan stamped her feet and said, "You promised me that you would give me a good job!"
Li Yundong pretended to be suddenly enlightened, slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, look at me, I almost forgot!"
Su Chan giggled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, tell me quickly, what kind of official should I be?"
Li Yundong sighed: "Oh, you are so young, and everyone is so addicted to officialdom, how can you get it? **, **!"
Su Chan said coquettishly and angrily: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"
Li Yundong had no choice but to say: "Then I will appoint you as the commander-in-chief of this decoration!"
Su Chan was overjoyed at first, her eyebrows almost flying, but soon she thought about it and said: "No, what do you mean by being the commander-in-chief of this decoration? What about the future? No, I want to be like them, one of the three local immortals
The permanent manager of the store!"
Li Yundong pinched the little girl's nose and said with a smile: "You idiot, haven't I told you before? If I become the boss, you will be the boss's wife. Isn't the position of Disanxian Boss's wife enough for you?"
Su Chan was so happy that she hugged Li Yundong's neck and gave him a hard smack, regardless of the presence of others.
Ruan Hongling secretly glanced at Ziyuan, and saw Ziyuan's eyes averting for a moment, whether intentionally or unintentionally. She thought inwardly: This Li Yundong is so heartless. How could he open this store without my sister Ziyuan's contribution? How could he?
Saying such things in front of so many people! It’s really too much!
Ruan Hongling couldn't help but said sarcastically: "Commander in chief? Boss lady? What kind of position is this?"
Su Chan heard something in Ruan Hongling's words, but she thought Ruan Hongling was jealous that his position was higher than hers, so she proudly showed off: "Anyway, it's okay that the official is higher than you!"
Ruan Hongling snorted: "What do you care about? Can you tell me?"
When Su Chan heard this, she was dumbfounded. How did she know this?
The little girl quickly pulled Li Yundong's sleeve and said eagerly: "Yundong, what do I care about?"
Li Yundong suppressed his laughter and said, "Don't you know? The commander-in-chief just does nothing. The position is the same with or without him!"
The little girl's eyes were straight and she said cheerfully: "What about the boss lady? What does it matter?"
Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh: "Just count the money! Just count how much money you make in the future."
When Su Chan heard this, she became happy again: "Then, how much can I get?"
Li Yundong said seriously: "You won't get a penny!"
At this time, everyone finally couldn't help it anymore and started laughing.
Su Chan was so angry that she stamped her feet, tears welling up in her eyes. She pulled Li Yundong's arm and said angrily: "How can you be like this! No, absolutely not!"
Li Yundong laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground holding his stomach. Su Chan couldn't pull her up for a long time. Seeing Ruan Hongling's particularly exaggerated smile, she said unconvinced: "Then what is your position and what are you in charge of? You know
What?"
Ruan Hongling snorted and was about to show off triumphantly, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was a little stunned. She thought to herself: Art director and executive officer? This official position sounds bluffing, but what exactly does it do?
Ruan Hongling thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out, so she bit the bullet and said: "This is Li Yundongfeng's, you let him explain!"
Su Chan immediately turned her head and looked at Li Yundong with tears in her eyes: "Say it, Yundong, tell it quickly!"
Li Yundong suppressed his laughter, stood up, and said, "Are you the artistic president and chief executive officer?"
Ruan Hongling and Su Chan nodded at the same time and said in unison: "Yes, what kind of official is this and what is he responsible for?"
Li Yundong coughed dryly, adjusted his face, and said seriously: "This is a bit difficult to explain, how should I put it..."
Ruan Hongling mocked: "The officials I have appointed don't even know what to do, but you are the one!"
Li Yundong didn't even look at her, and said slowly: "Let's put it this way, I will tell you a corresponding specific occupation, and you will understand! What this artistic director and executive officer means, relatively speaking, is actually... a carpenter.
And the masons!”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter.
This time, it was Su Chan's turn to be proud. The little girl laughed so hard that her vagina was like a weak willow in the wind. Ruan Hongling became angry with shame and shouted angrily: "Li Yundong, I'm not done with you!"
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Yesterday, Shanghai Hongqiao was in a mess and the congestion was a mess. I had a flight at 6:30 and didn’t board the plane until 11:30... It was already past 4 o’clock when I got home in Shenzhen... I didn’t fall asleep until after 5 o’clock~~~~ Cup!