What was originally a very beautiful and exciting trip suddenly had a third party. Chrissy and John felt very uncomfortable, as if they had eaten a fly, but Alba was still sitting in their seat.
The atmosphere between the two of them made the three of them very awkward for a while.≥
Chrissy and John sighed secretly and closed their eyes. They didn't want to talk to Alba and were ready to pretend to be dead all the way to China.
But after the plane took off, Chris, who was closing her eyes to relax, suddenly heard Alba crying quietly next to her.
Puzzled and curious, she opened her eyes and took a look, only to see Alba lying on the seat of the plane, sobbing quietly and wiping her tears.
Although Chris didn't know what happened, she still kindly handed over a tissue.
When Alba saw this tissue, she took it without raising her head and kept it in her hand. She didn't wipe her tears, but just kept crying.
Kris couldn't help but asked: "Alba, if you are homesick, just book a flight ticket back as soon as you get off the plane, and I will pay for it for you."
Alba raised her head, the makeup on her face was smeared with tears, and she cried: "Why are you pretending to be a good person?"
Chrissy sighed helplessly: "No matter what, we are all classmates. You went to China with us. We can't leave you alone, right? What's wrong with you?"
Alba looked at Chris blankly, suddenly pouted, threw herself into Chris's arms with a look of grievance, and cried loudly: "Chris, this bitch Jack raped me for a ****.
Dump it!"
Chris suddenly smiled bitterly: "John is really right? You're not going to China with us just for this reason, are you?"
Alba cried loudly: "I feel like I am a big joke, how could he treat me like this!"
Chrissy sighed helplessly and patiently tried to comfort her mortal enemy. She said, "That's okay. Maybe you can start a new relationship in China."
John's hostility towards Alba has also dissipated a lot. He winked and joined in the fun and said: "By the way, Alba, I know a lot of handsome Chinese guys. Do you want me to introduce you to a few?"
Chris glared at John: "Shut up, besides your master, who else do you know?"
John shouted: "I even know the mayor!"
Chris thought of Mayor Luo, whom John had greeted kindly, and she laughed: "Yeah, if you're not afraid of being caught and thrown into prison by him, just go find him!"
Alba cried for a while, and her mood was much more stable at this time. She wiped her tears and said to Chris: "Chris, I'm sorry, I was dumped by Jack yesterday. I'm in a bad mood. I just want to find someone."
Damn, I went a little too far, I apologize to you."
Kris generously extended her hand to Alba: "Forget about the past, let us be friends now? Even if we are just friends in China, will we still be mortal enemies when we come back?"
Alba looked at the hand that Chris handed over. She suddenly laughed and stretched out her hand to shake Chris's hand: "Okay, let's call it a truce for the time being."
This beauty with South American style, her emotions came and went quickly. She quickly sat up straight, wiped the tears on her face, opened her small bag, and carefully touched up her makeup in the mirror.
Come, after the makeup was done, she said to John with excitement: "Hey, are you really going to China to elope? Wow, this is so romantic!"
John saw Alba crying when she was crying and laughing when she was joking. She was changing faster than Hollywood actors. He couldn't help but smiled bitterly and said: "Alba, don't play with me! Kris and I are just friends.
, we are going to China to become apprentices!”
Alba blinked her eyes and asked curiously: "Which teacher should I worship?"
John became a little excited when he talked about becoming a disciple. He turned around and said with excitement: "Let's go and become a disciple of a very, very powerful Chinese!"
Alba became more and more curious: "How awesome is it? In what way is it awesome?"
John danced and said: "A master who can dodge bullets within five meters, can catch a living person who fell from the fifth floor with his bare hands, and can deal with dozens of gangsters with his bare hands!"
Alba couldn't help laughing: "John, this is a human being you are talking about. He is not in China, he is in Hollywood!"
John couldn't help but said angrily: "Alba, I'm not kidding you!"
Alba stopped smiling and looked at John with a strange expression: "I'm not kidding you, you are indeed in Hollywood!"
John was so angry that he yelled: "What I just said is true. If you don't believe me, just ask Chris!"
Alba saw that John looked angry and angry, and it didn't look like he was faking it. She turned to look at Chris and asked tentatively: "Is it true?"
Chris also nodded seriously: "It's true, we saw it with our own eyes. Originally, I used my mobile phone to take photos of these, but unfortunately, the teacher at the university where I was an exchange student confiscated the memory card.
So...well, I could have won the Pulitzer Prize!"
Alba kept shaking her head and said with a smile: "Impossible, I don't believe it. How can such a person exist in this world?"
Chris smiled slightly: "Alba, you'll know when you see her!"
Alba smiled and said: "If there really is such a person, then I will also accept him as my teacher!"
As soon as she finished speaking, John burst out laughing: "Impossible!"
Alba asked unconvinced: "Why is it impossible?"
John looked at Chris, and she happened to look at him too. They both laughed in unison: "Because you can't speak Chinese!"
Alba stared at her blue eyes and said: "What does speaking Chinese have to do with not being able to accept him as a teacher?"
John said with some gloating: "This is Master's rule. He said that if you want to learn his Kung Fu, you must first learn Chinese, otherwise he will not teach!"
Alba frowned: "Can't I just ask for a translator?"
John laughed and shook his finger: "No, no, no, of course not!"
Alba was speechless and asked: "Then can I learn in time now?"
John became more and more proud: "Chinese is very difficult to learn, and it's too late to learn it now! Moreover, even if you learn it, Master may not accept you!"
Alba frowned: "Why is this?"
John pointed at Chris: "Is Chris's Chinese good enough? Why didn't Master even accept her? Because Master said that his kung fu is passed down from male to female!"
Alba has a stubborn and extreme personality, and she also has some feminist ideas. When she heard this, she immediately became angry. Regardless of being on the plane, she stood up and said angrily: "What kind of man is this? What?
In this age, there are still such thoughts that are as rotten as sewer filth? Do you want to worship such a person as your teacher? Oh my God, your brains must be broken, right?"
She was already tall, so when she stood up on the plane, she really stood out from the crowd. People on the plane all looked at her in unison. The stewardess next to her immediately walked up to her, smiled and whispered: "Hello, madam, please keep your voice down."
Talk and thank you!”
When Alba saw the glare from all around, she forced a smile, sat down angrily, and kept complaining in a low voice: "What's the big deal? This is obviously sexism!"
She complained softly for a while, then turned to look at Chris and asked in confusion: "Hey, you know it's impossible to be his apprentice, so why are you going to China?"
Chris was still looking at the "Huangdi Neijing" in her hand attentively, and said in Chinese with a calm expression: "Nothing is difficult in the world, only those who are willing to do so!"
Alba was confused: "What?"
John on the side chuckled. He explained the sentence in English with a smile, and then said with a smile: "There is another sentence called..."
John said in Chinese: "... Wherever sincerity comes, gold and stone will open!"
Alba stared, as if looking at a visitor from outer space, and said: "What? You say it again?"
John repeated the words very seriously, word for word, and Alba followed him like a parrot, but no matter how she learned it, she was very difficult to pronounce.
After learning it several times, Alba covered her face with her hands and lamented: "God, I feel like my tongue is tied with a bow! I'm starting to regret going to this country with you! How will I be able to communicate with these tongues after I arrive?"
Talking to Chinese people wearing bow ties?"
Chris held back her laughter and said calmly: "When you get off the plane in Shanghai, you can take the nearest flight and I will buy the ticket for you."
Alba immediately put down her hands, stared and said: "You can't get rid of me! I won't run away, no matter what, I want to see what this hateful damn misogynistic bastard looks like! I want to see more
Scold his machismo and his decadent ideas in front of his face, let him know that he is living in the 21st century, not in the damn ancient society!"
John was horrified and said quickly: "No, no, master will be angry. He is very powerful. You can't make him angry!"
Alba glanced at John: "Why are you so nervous?" Soon, Alba suddenly said: "Oh, you are afraid that I will make him angry, so you won't accept you as an apprentice, right?"
John nodded with a wry smile.
Alba laughed proudly: "Ah hahaha, from now on, I will be the leader of this small team. If any of you don't listen to me, I will make trouble! You will not be able to become my master!"
John put his hand on his forehead and said painfully: "Oh my God, why did I want to give you the flight?"
John turned his head and glanced at Chris with a painful look on his face, but saw that the golden-blue-eyed beauty was still looking at his book very calmly. He couldn't help but ask: "Chris, aren't you worried?"
Chrissy sighed softly: "What's there to worry about?"
Alba smiled triumphantly and said: "That's right! Hey, John, from now on, you are my subordinate, you have to listen to me, otherwise, hum..."
Before she finished speaking, she heard Chris say slowly: "I heard that the number of missing people in China is very large every year... I believe that one more American is not a big deal."
The smile on Alba's face froze, and John on the side laughed wildly. He laughed for a while, and then suddenly said to Chris seriously with a straight face: "Chris, how about we get off the plane soon?
Bury Alba behind the airport!"
Chris also closed the book and said seriously: "No, it's better to put it in the suitcase."
John frowned and said: "Alba is too tall, and she has a big frame and a lot of flesh on her body. What if she can't fit in?"
Chris snapped her fingers: "Haven't you seen "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?"
Alba looked at the two people beside her and couldn't help but said frantically: "You two murderers, when you are planning the murder, could you not say such things in front of the parties involved?" As she said that, Alba
His voice suddenly raised an octave, he pointed at John and said sharply: "John, please explain to me clearly, what does it mean that I have a big frame and a lot of meat on my body?"
Chrissy finally couldn't help it any longer, and burst out laughing.
Alba gritted her teeth and said: "You two bastards don't even think about scaring me. When I see this guy's face, I will scold him until he is completely naked!"