After getting along with Li Yundong for a long time, Su Chan was not as careless as she was when she first came to the world. She looked at Li Yundong with some worry and sadness, and whispered: "I will give it to you again.
It's causing trouble..."
Li Yundong put his arm around Su Chan's shoulders and knocked her on the head: "Idiot, this is not your problem, it's that today's teachers are becoming less and less ethical!"
Su Chan felt a little better, but her brows were still full of gloom: "But, but, will you be fired?"
Li Yundong laughed: "If they really want to expel me, then let them expel me. What's so great about this third-rate pheasant university!"
Su Chan was still very worried: "But, didn't you agree to compete with others? Isn't today an exchange day?"
Li Yundong sneered and said: "Whoever wants to go can go, I won't wait for you! Besides, it's not that I don't want to go, it's that they won't let me go! Right?"
Su Chan stopped talking, just lowered her head and lightly rubbed her toes on the ground.≥
When Li Yundong saw the little girl's face full of sorrow and worry, he felt a pang in his heart and wished he could immediately wipe away the sadness between the little girl's brows.
He stretched out his hand, grabbed Su Chan's chin, lifted her face up, and deliberately showed a naughty smile: "Girl? What are you unhappy about? Come on, give me a smile!"
As he said that, before Su Chan could react, he pretended to look sad again: "If you don't want to smile, will I give you a smile?"
After saying that, he poked the dimples on his cheeks with the index fingers of both hands and grinned, as brightly as a five or six-year-old child.
After all, Su Chan had a little girl's nature, so she burst out laughing. She said softly: "Uncle, your smile is so ugly!"
Li Yundong pretended to be angry and said: "You think I have an ugly smile? Come and show me a nice smile!"
Su Chan smiled brightly, her beauty was so charming, her pair of peach-blossom eyes that looked like crescent moons made Li Yundong's heart so confused that he couldn't recognize anything and was pounding wildly.
Li Yundong was secretly shocked and sighed: No wonder King You of Zhou in ancient times did stupid things like beacon fire and playing with the princes in order to win Bao Si's smile! How many men in the world can withstand the lethality of this smile?
"Okay, the little girl smiles beautifully, sir, I'm happy in my heart, so..." The unhappiness in Li Yundong's heart was dispelled by the little girl's charming smile, and he waved his hand, "Master, I will take you out to play!"
As soon as she heard that she was playing, the little girl became so happy that she smiled so brightly that she had no nose or eyes. She quickly grabbed Li Yundong's arm, as if she was afraid that Li Yundong would leave her to play by herself: "Where are you going to play? Where are you going to play?"
Son?"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "Didn't I promise you to go to the amusement park last time? Come on, let's go to the amusement park!"
Su Chan was happy and puzzled at the same time: "Okay, okay! But where is the playground?"
Li Yundong couldn't laugh or cry: "You don't know where to go, how can you have fun? You idiot!"
Su Chan pouted: "Don't call me stupid, I'm not stupid!"
Li Yundong laughed. The little girl had her head tied up today. She couldn't rub her head, and it would fall apart when she rubbed it. Li Yundong reached out and pinched both sides of the little girl's cheeks: "You're not stupid, you're just stupid!"
Su Chan knocked Li Yundong's hand off with a snap: "I hate it!" After a while, Su Chan suddenly thought of something and asked again: "Does being stupid mean stupid?"
Li Yundong laughed and said: "Nonsense! Calling you stupid means complimenting your silly cuteness! Calling someone stupid is a curse word! It means that a person is stupid and hopelessly brainless. Don't learn such curse words!"
Su Chan smiled and stuck out her tongue: "Okay, if you don't let me say it, I won't say it."
The two of them were chatting and laughing, stopped a car and went straight to the amusement park in Tiannan City.
It is already the end of May, and Children's Day is approaching. Tiannan City's amusement parks are filled with bright colored balls and lights.
Su Chan was attracted by the lively scene at the door before she entered. She looked around curiously, holding Li Yundong's hand, wanting to visit all the small shops in the square.
Li Yundong smiled and grabbed the little girl and said, "Okay, I'll eat again later. I'm full now. Be careful to spit it out later!"
Su Chan asked in confusion: "Why did you vomit it out?"
Li Yundong said with a malicious smile: "You'll know in a moment!"
Since it was not June Day yet and there were not many people in the amusement park, Li Yundong only queued for a while, bought two passes, and then dragged Su Chan into the amusement park.
As soon as he entered the door, Li Yundong dragged Su Chan straight to the tallest and most conspicuous "space shuttle" in the amusement park.
Although there were not many people in the amusement park, space shuttle was the main game of the amusement park, and there were quite a few people queuing here. Li Yundong and Su Chan waited in line for half an hour before it was their turn.
The two people got on the space shuttle. Li Yundong hugged the safety armrest on his chest and said to Su Chan with a wicked smile: "You can shout out if you are afraid!"
Su Chan sat on the seat, with the safety armrest turned down and pressed against her plump chest. People around her looked at Su Chan, as if they were looking forward to what this girl would do when she played this game.
Performance?
Su Chan blinked: "Why are you shouting?"
Li Yundong chuckled and said, "Because I'm afraid! Didn't you see the other people were yelling just now?"
Su Chan groaned and thought to herself: I wonder why these people were shouting and screaming just now. It turns out they are all scared! They are really worthless!
Seeing that Su Chan's expression remained unchanged, Li Yundong snickered secretly in his heart: Humph, I'll let you pretend. We'll see how scared you become in a while!
Li Yundong has played with the space shuttle thing before, and he knows how exciting it is. Even ordinary men can't stand it, let alone Su Chan, a little girl who looks cute.
After the DJ in the control room cultivated the emotions of the tourists, he suddenly moved the space shuttle. The four rows of people in front, back, left, and right were instantly ejected to an altitude of tens of meters in two or three seconds, and then quickly fell down again.
This feeling of instantaneous climbing and then sudden weightlessness made Li Yundong feel that his heart was jumping into his throat, as if it would pop out at any time.
Although he is successful in practicing Qi now, no matter how hard a person practices Qi, unless he can reach the eighth level of "golden body", it is absolutely impossible to break through the limitations of the body.
Whatever the human body feels, even a great cultivator will still faithfully feel this feeling and will never get over it because of the strength of his thoughts.
When the space shuttle was falling crazily, these tourists screamed in fear and excitement, one after another, as if they were killing pigs.
Even Li Yundong couldn't help shouting loudly.
After he came to a complete stop, Li Yundong looked to the side with a satisfied look on his face and saw Su Chan sitting dazed in her seat. Li Yundong snickered secretly: The little girl was so scared!
Li Yundong stretched out his hand and waved it in front of the little girl's eyes: "Hello? Wake up, it's over!"
Su Chan was stunned: "What? Is it over?"
The calm look on his face made Li Yundong almost fall off his seat: "What do you mean it's over? You haven't had enough yet?"
Su Chan said: "I haven't reacted yet!"
Li Yundong was depressed: "Are you a bigot?"
He was originally looking forward to the feeling of the little girl crawling into his arms after being frightened, but now he saw that this girl was simply a stupid goose!
No, no!
Li Yundong was very unwilling and asked: "Do you want to do it again?"
Su Chan had already jumped from her seat. After thinking about it, she walked towards her seat and said, "Okay!"
Li Yundong quickly grabbed her and said, "Wait a minute, go queue up first!"
The two of them lined up in a circle again. Li Yundong wanted to make the little girl cry, so he took the trouble to tell her how to enjoy this game.
But unexpectedly, after the trip, Su Chan still looked confused, as if she didn't know what the excitement of this thing was!
Li Yundong was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. He refused to give in and pulled Su Chan to sit down again. Fortunately, this time Su Chan started to feel a little interesting. When he came down, he took Li Yundong's hand and kept saying: "Hurry up.
Hurry up, I want more!"
Li Yundong felt something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it. He murmured to himself: Am I, a big man, no better than a little girl? Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Okay, uncle, I will risk my life to accompany this little girl!" Li Yundong patted his chest proudly and made a decision that he would regret for the rest of his life.
Su Chan had never played this kind of game before. She had been guarding the mourning platform before, her Qi was solid in her Dantian, and her internal organs were as stable as gold. Naturally, it was impossible for her to feel any excitement when she was weightless.
But after playing it a few times, after being prompted by Li Yundong, he let go of the spiritual platform and no longer used his breath to stabilize the internal organs in his body. The sudden strong sense of weightlessness made Su Chan excited.
This time, Li Yundong suffered a blow.
The little girl took Li Yundong to play with the space shuttle seven times at a stretch. Li Yundong felt that his stomach was in his throat and he would vomit it at any time.
"My dear, I have you!" Li Yundong suppressed the breath that was rising in his chest, and his face turned slightly pale. "You are not afraid at all?"
Su Chan has already been able to control objects and fly, so why would she be afraid of this? She blinked and said, "Why should you be afraid?"
How could Li Yundong know the details of the little girl? He was very unwilling and gritted his teeth: "Okay, you are cruel! I don't believe that you are not afraid of the game!"
After saying that, he took Su Chan's hand and ran straight to where the roller coaster was.
Because the roller coaster is inside the amusement park, there are not as many people queuing up as the outermost space shuttle. Li Yundong and Su Chan got on the roller coaster as soon as they arrived.
After Li Yundong buckled his seat belt, he said to Su Chan with a fierce look on his face: "Don't cry for a while!"
Su Chan made a face at him: "We'll see, just don't cry for a while!"
As soon as the roller coaster moved, Li Yundong felt that the breath in his body began to become disordered, and his temples jumped wildly. Especially when climbing up the hill, Li Yundong felt that the breath in his body was involuntarily rushing up to his brain, making him more and more nervous.
Seeing him like this, Su Chan on the side laughed and said, "Uncle, are you nervous?"
When Li Yundong heard this, his nose was twisted with anger. He forced himself to calm down and patted his chest. Just as he was about to speak, the roller coaster fell like a rock falling off a cliff.
This time, he was caught off guard. Li Yundong suddenly let out a very tragic cry, and Su Chan beside him laughed so hard that his branches trembled with laughter.
After getting off the roller coaster, Li Yundong walked a few steps top-heavy. He felt as if his legs were limp as if he were stepping on clouds. He patted his chest, forced a smile and laughed at himself: "It's true that you skipped class heartlessly.
There will be retribution..."
Su Chan, who jumped out of the car, felt that the roller coaster was much more fun and exciting than that space shuttle. She pulled Li Yundong with excitement on her face and said coquettishly: "Uncle, please play with me again! I want it, I want it!"
Li Yundong's face turned pale, but he pretended to be fat and took a deep breath: "Okay, if you want it, I'll give it to you!"
This conversation was very unhealthy and led to reverie. The male tourists next to me laughed maliciously, and the female tourists turned away and snickered while eating.
After three trips, Li Yundong's face was as white as paper, he covered his mouth and retched, and he staggered as if he was drunk, but Su Chan beside him was still energetic and full of energy.
The little girl pulled Li Yundong and said softly: "Play with me, once again, once again!"
Li Yundong sat down on the ground, shaking his head like a rattle: "You said the same thing last time, no, no! Absolutely not!"
The little girl pushed Li Yundong and said coquettishly: "No, I want more!"
Li Yundong suddenly remembered a very old and time-honored joke. What men love to hear most is: I want it! What men are most afraid of hearing is: I want it too!