Feng Na and others stared in disbelief, but they saw Li Yundong standing behind them with a half-smiling smile. Su Chan looked at Feng Na sympathetically and made a helpless expression. ≥ ≦
Feng Na jumped up in horror, her eyes almost popped out of her head. She stammered: "You, why are you here? Are you a ghost?"
Not only Feng Na, Chris, John, Cheng Cheng and others were also frightened and fell down. Alba was eating, and she was so frightened that she rolled her eyes and her chest was so loud that she finally recovered.
When she came, she immediately turned to John and said, "God, is he still a human? When did he appear here? How long has he been here?"
Li Yundong kept a straight face and deliberately pretended to be angry. He walked to the snack bag in front of Feng Na and took a bag of snacks for himself. As he tore it apart, he said leisurely: "I'm not
Ordinary people, what's weird about suddenly appearing here?"
Feng Na was tongue-tied and said: "But, but... I clearly didn't see you just now! Are you hiding in this classroom? No, that's not right. If so, I should be able to hear your phone ringing and talking.
ah!"
John on the side suddenly said excitedly: "I know, the master must be like the last time on the ship, suddenly appearing, like a Japanese ninja!"
John's eyes were shining and he said to Li Yundong: "Isn't that right, Master?"
Li Yundong didn't want to get entangled with them on this issue. He coughed dryly, and while eating snacks, he smiled meaningfully at Feng Na and said, "I just heard that someone was using my banner to do things like kill first and show later.
?”
As expected, Feng Na and others were changed by Li Yundong. She smiled awkwardly, quickly gave up a smile and said: "I hate it, can't you see that I'm joking? Besides, friends help each other...
It’s nothing, right?”
Cheng Cheng also helped and said: "Yes, Li Yundong, Chris and John are so sincere. They traveled all the way to China to find you as a disciple. It's so honorable. Why don't you agree?"
Li Yundong smiled, glanced at the two of them, and said, "Don't worry about this matter. I have my own sense of discretion."
Cheng Cheng was always eager for justice and outspoken. She couldn't help but wanted to speak again. Feng Na on the side immediately stopped her. Feng Na rushed over and said with a smile: "Okay, we don't care, but they are so far away."
When you come here, why don't you give me an explanation?"
At this time, the shrewd Chris stood up immediately and said respectfully: "Master, you asked us to change our nationality. We have already done it, but it may take some time..."
Li Yundong was slightly surprised. He didn't expect that the other party would actually change his nationality after he said it casually!
But he couldn't change his words immediately. Li Yundong was quite confused about whether to laugh or cry. After thinking about it, he decided to adopt the procrastination technique and said, "Let's wait until the matter is settled."
Chris said with some disappointment: "But, I don't know when it will be possible!"
Li Yundong smiled: "Don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. If God really allows you to practice, he will arrange everything!"
Chris and John looked at each other, and Chris said sadly: "As I expected, he refused to agree!"
John whispered: "Does Master feel that our sincerity is not enough?" His heart moved, and he immediately said to Li Yundong with excitement: "Master, in the past few days, in order to adapt to my new identity and new nationality in the future, I did this
An earth-shattering event!"
Although Li Yundong felt that John's master's shout was a bit harsh, he still asked curiously: "Oh? What earth-shattering event? Did you hold a press conference to announce your new identity?"
John waved his hands and said with a big smile: "No, no, I gave myself a majestic and resounding Chinese name!"
Li Yundong smiled and said: "What name? How majestic and loud is it?"
Su Chan also came over and reached out to get something to eat from the snack bag in Li Yundong's hand. While eating, she blinked and looked at John. She asked curiously: "Yeah, what's the name?"
John said with a proud look on his face: "You all know this name. Saying it will definitely refresh your spirits and refresh your mind!"
Li Yundong burst into laughter: "Not bad, John, you can also use idioms. It seems that I can no longer teach you greetings to greet people in the future!"
John chuckled and said, "Master, can you guess the Chinese name I chose?"
Li Yundong smiled and scolded: "Don't always call me master, I am not your master, tell me quickly, don't lose your appetite!"
John then waved his arm and said with great satisfaction: "My Chinese name is... Mao! Zedong!"
Even though Li Yundong had profound cultivation and great concentration, when he suddenly heard the name, he almost couldn't catch his breath and almost choked and rolled his eyes!
If a top Yangshen master like him was choked to death, it would be the biggest joke of all time for five thousand years!
Feng Na was drinking Coca-Cola when she suddenly heard John's words and immediately squirted out, covering Cheng Cheng's face.
Su Chan even bent down with laughter and rubbed her belly vigorously.
Seeing that Li Yundong and others had such a big reaction, John suddenly said with a confused look on his face: "What's wrong? Isn't this a bad name?"
Li Yundong regained his temper, suppressed his laughter and said, "Okay, of course this is a good name! But you can't use it."
John asked anxiously: "Why can't it be used?"
At this time, Feng Na helped Cheng Cheng wipe the Coke from his body, while suppressing a smile and explained: "This is the name of the founding leader of our country, you can't use it."
John Qi said: "But there are many people in our country who use the name Washington! What does this have to do with it?"
Cheng Cheng, whose face was full of laughter from Feng Na, said angrily: "If you can't use it, you can't use it. Don't you know that the national conditions are different? You can't even take the name of the national leader anyway!"
John couldn't help but muttered: "I hate totalitarian politics!" But soon, his eyes lit up again and he said: "Then, how about I pick another one and call it the People's Commune?"
No matter how angry Cheng Cheng was at this time, she couldn't help laughing: "No, no, this name is too weird!"
John said with some disappointment: "This is not possible? Then... is it called the Great Leap Forward?"
Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh and said: "John, why are you so stuck with the lyrics of the old times? Can't you adopt something that keeps pace with the times?"
John clapped his hands and said proudly: "Then let's call it...reform and opening up!"
At this time, Li Yundong finally couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing. Su Chan almost turned into a gourd with her mouth covered and rolled on the ground.
When John saw that Li Yundong and others were laughing so hard that they were all out of breath, and Feng Na and Cheng Cheng were laughing so hard that they almost died, he said in confusion: "Why, isn't this name bad? This name is very good.
Keep up with the times!”
Feng Na rubbed her belly and said with a smile: "John, if you really want to be Chinese, you can't choose random names. You have to choose a surname first, and then choose a name. Isn't that the same for you guys?
Is it like this?"
John scratched the messy Jin and said, "My dad just gave me my grandpa's name. How can there be so much emphasis on it?"
At this time, Chris could not help but smile and said: "John, the Chinese are very particular about naming, and they even have the knowledge of Feng Shui in it."
Li Yundong glanced at Chris in surprise: "Do you still understand this?"
Chris smiled slightly and said reservedly: "I know a little bit. I heard my grandma talk about this. She said that in the past, when Chinese people chose a name, they had to first calculate his birth date and then calculate his birth date based on his birth date.
Fate, and then according to what is missing in his destiny, then pick the corresponding name to fill it, right?"
Li Yundong immediately looked at Chris with admiration. He nodded and praised: "Yes, you still understand this, which is very valuable!"
John curiously said to Chris: "Chris, please figure it out, what is missing in my life, and what name should I give it?"
Chris said helplessly: "I don't understand this... Only people who know the Book of Changes very well will know this."
Li Yundong smiled and said: "It's good that you know these things."
John looked at Li Yundong eagerly and said: "Master, please help me take a look!"
Li Yundong smiled, patted Su Chan next to him on the shoulder, and said, "Go find her, she is an expert."
Su Chan held back her laughter at this time and said to John with a smile: "You want to choose a Chinese name? Then you should choose a surname first, that way you can choose it!"
John asked: "What are the last names?"
Su Chan clapped her fingers and said, "That's a lot. There are more than a hundred surnames in China, and almost every surname has its own origins and allusions."
John was shocked: "So many? Well, then I have the same last name as Master!"
Su Chan turned around and glanced at Li Yundong. Seeing that he didn't mind, she said with a smile: "Your surname is Li? Zhao Qian Sun Li. This is the fourth most common surname among hundreds of families. It is also the surname of the emperor. Not bad! But
, if you want to predict your fortune based on your birth date, you must first tell me the specific year and month."
John said: "I was born in May 1990 AD..."
Su Chan pinched her knuckles and counted, and said: "That was born in the Gengchen month of the Gengwu year... What is the specific date and time?"
John told the time, and Su Chan did the calculation again and said: "Ah, you are born with a strong fire, and the five elements are short of wood, so you have to find a way to add some wood to your name."
John was confused before. Although he understood every word Su Chan said, he didn't know what it meant when they were put together. But when he heard that the wood was being repaired later, he immediately listened.
Understood, he quickly said happily: "Then my name is Li Mu!"
Cheng Cheng on the side smiled maliciously: "You might as well call me... Shan Mu!"
Feng Na burst out laughing and glared at Cheng Cheng: "Don't talk nonsense, you can't make such a joke randomly."
Cheng Cheng laughed softly and said: "He is already stupid, but he still needs to mend the wood. What will he become like?"
As he said this, both of them started laughing.
John didn't know what the two of them were talking about, so he just smiled innocently. Su Chan on the side said with a smile: "Is there a word "wood" in the name? Are you sure? You have to know what we Chinese lack in the five elements.
, so the more the character appears in the name, for example, if you are short of wood, you can name it Lin, because there are two characters for wood!"
John immediately said: "Then my name is Li Lin! Ah, just call me Li Linlin!"
Cheng Cheng couldn't help but joked: "But there are only three trees in the forest, isn't there more?"
John immediately said: "Then my name is Li Sensen!"
Feng Na and Cheng Cheng laughed: "What a strange name!"
Li Yundong couldn't help but laugh and said: "Forget it, stop teasing others, Li Sensen feels so sinister, just call him Li Sen, it's good!"
John was immediately overjoyed: "Li Sen? Okay, I like it! Haha, I have a Chinese name!"
Chrissy on the side couldn't help but said curiously: "Can I get one?"
Su Chan said with a smile: "Of course you can, have you decided what your last name is?"
Chris thought for a moment and said, "My grandma's surname is Lin, so I'll take her surname."
Su Chan nodded: "Okay, what about your birth date?"
Kris quickly reported her birth date, Su Chan counted it with her fingers and said with a smile: "You are born in the prosperous earth, but the five elements are short of water."
Kris reacted very quickly: "Then my name will be Lin Miao?"
Su Chan clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Lin Miao? What a good name, not bad!"
Although Alba has been learning Chinese for a while since coming to China, at this time, she was eagerly watching Chris, John, Li Yundong and others speaking Chinese, and how could she understand a few words?
It was like she was listening to a book from heaven. She was angry and anxious at the same time. She gritted her teeth secretly: John, that bastard, must have deliberately spoken Chinese, damn it!
Alba couldn't help but said: "Can someone tell me what on earth you are laughing at?"
Feng Na was relatively close to Chris. She smiled and explained what had just happened, and said, "Chris and John both have Chinese names. Do you want to choose one?"
Alba couldn't help being overjoyed and said, "Can I do it too? Okay, okay!" Then she quickly said her birthday.
Feng Na smiled and translated Alba's words to Su Chan. Su Chan counted with her fingers, suddenly stunned, turned to Li Yundong and said: "Yundong, her fate is a bit strange?"
Li Yundong also silently counted with his fingers. He was also slightly stunned and couldn't help but glance at Alba in surprise.
When Alba saw Su Chan and Li Yundong looking at her strangely, she couldn't help but feel worried. She tentatively said in blunt Chinese: "What's wrong?"
Su Chan said to Alba in confusion: "Your destiny is very strange. All five elements are prosperous, especially the Yin Qi in your destiny. It's really strange!"
Feng Na on the side translated the words exactly, but Alba still asked strangely: "Five elements? What are they? What does it mean that the yin energy is too strong?"
Feng Na frowned. It was really difficult to translate these words. She reluctantly translated: "The five elements are the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. Too much yin energy means...well, it means that there is too little yang energy in your body, and the yin energy
too much……"
Alba's eyes widened when she heard this: "What is Yang Qi?"
Feng Na explained so much that sweat broke out on her back. She didn't even know how to translate this word, but she quickly had an idea, pointed to the sky, and said: "It means sun and moon, and the yang energy corresponds to the former.
, Yin Qi corresponds to the latter.”
At this time, John also asked curiously: "Alba, you are so yin-qi, what do you lack in your life?"
Alba was very confused at this time, and she didn't seem to understand, but she didn't want to be embarrassed in front of everyone. She thought to herself: This person said that I lack yang energy, doesn't that mean I lack sun?
She clapped her hands and said loudly in blunt Chinese: "I know!"
Everyone was stunned and looked at her one after another. Alba was very proud and shook her head and said: "I am destined to miss the day!!!"