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Chapter 60 Mud Howl, Big Sand Wall!

Facing the angry Chris, Li Yundong smiled: "China has had the tradition of passing on male rather than female since ancient times. Sometimes it may be a bit sexist, but sometimes it's because kung fu is not suitable for women to learn. I

The kung fu is not suitable for you to learn."

When Chris heard this, she realized that Li Yundong’s excuse was so strong that there was no way to refute it!

She grew up with fine clothes and good food, and it can be said that she grew up with a golden key in her mouth. She is beautiful, tall and sexy. She is surrounded by boys wherever she goes. Unexpectedly, she is so angry that she can't get off the stage.

!

Chris couldn't stand the anger, so she gritted her teeth secretly for a while, stamped her feet, turned around and rushed out of the backstage.

At this time, the school leaders in the background also knew that nothing was going on. What might have been a dispute turned into a drama, and everyone was happy.

Seeing that tonight's party was a success, President Ke said to Li Yundong kindly: "Bring it up in a minute and Mayor Luo will meet you. Don't embarrass our university!"

Although Li Yundong disagreed in his heart, he nodded politely on his face.

The school leaders filed out with satisfaction, leaving only the tall and thick-mannered John still pestering Li Yundong.

John had no idea what Chris and Li Yundong had said before. He just kept shouting to Li Yundong: "Be a loser, be a loser!" followed by a long string of gibberish in English.

Although Li Yundong's English was not good, he could tell with his toes that he was begging to accept him as his disciple.

Feng Na was good at English, so she smiled and whispered to Li Yundong: "This foreigner is begging you to teach him Chinese. He said that after learning Chinese from you, he can then learn Kung Fu from his teacher."

Li Yundong smiled and said: "This foreigner is quite perseverant! Tell him that his time here is too short and you can't teach him a few words of Chinese."

Feng Na smiled and translated the words to John. John was overjoyed when he saw the translator beside him. He grabbed Feng Na's hand and started gibbering.

Feng Na couldn't stand the foreigner's enthusiasm, so she quickly took out her hand, took half a step back calmly, and then translated the words to Li Yundong: "He said that if you teach a little bit, he will work hard to learn!"

Li Yundong smiled and said: "How can that be done? How can anyone learn Chinese like this? Besides, he will go back to his home country in the United States in two days. When he goes back, he will forget about becoming a teacher. My kung fu can only be learned in these few days.

, it’s useless, it will take a long time to learn, at least a few years!”

As soon as Feng Na finished translating these words, John stared and shouted loudly.

Li Yundong had no choice but to go see Feng Na. Feng Na said with a smile: "He said that he would go back and apply for an international exchange student and come to Tiannan University to study, as long as he is willing to accept him as his apprentice!"

After Feng Na finished translating, she patted Li Yundong on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, you have hardcore foreign fans! It seems that I was wise to choose you as my idol! From now on, I will be the senior sister of your fan group.

!”

Cheng Cheng on the side immediately responded: "The handsome and handsome leader and the flowery senior sister are a perfect match!"

Feng Na's face suddenly turned red, and she glared at Cheng Cheng with shame and annoyance: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Li Yundong heard Xuanqi's ambiguity in it and couldn't help but glance at Feng Na. Although Feng Na had a round face, she had a cute and sweet appearance. She had a girlish charm even though she was shy.

But Li Yundong's whole body and mind were focused on Su Chan at this time. He just glanced at her and then moved his eyes away naturally, without showing the slightest hint of excitement.

Although Feng Na was shy, she had been carefully observing Li Yundong's expression and eyes. She saw that Li Yundong's eyes were clear and devoid of any male-female feelings, and she couldn't help but feel disappointed in her heart.

Li Yundong seemed not to notice anything unusual about Feng Na. He smiled and said, "Tell John that as long as he learns Chinese well, I will consider it."

Li Yundong expected that this foreigner was just a whim, and it was impossible for him to go from a first-class university like the University of Pennsylvania to a third-rate university like Tiannan University to become an exchange student.

But as soon as John heard Feng Na's translation, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pestered Li Yundong to teach him a Chinese sentence first.

Li Yundong was so entangled that he felt impatient and irritated. He felt something in his heart, smiled a little bit evilly, and said: "Well, let me teach you something first. This is what we Chinese say when greeting people.

Just a word. Listen carefully..."

The surrounding students looked at Li Yundong and John curiously. Most of them were guessing that Li Yundong would probably teach him to say "Hello" and "Have you eaten?" and other words.

Li Yundong said calmly: "Attention, this sentence says: Hello..."

The surrounding students suddenly booed: "That's exactly what he said! It's so uncreative!"

"Really, let's try some innovation!"

Li Yundong didn't seem to hear the gossip beside him. He still said the following three words with a calm expression: "Big idiot!"

"Wow!"

This time, there was an explosion backstage!

"Hello, you idiot?" The students in the background were shocked and laughed. "Who wants to greet people like this? They have to fight, right?"

Although John vaguely felt that the laughter of the people around him was a bit strange, he was eager to become a disciple. Little did he expect that Li Yundong would bully him and teach him a curse word.

When John saw that Li Yundong taught seriously, he also learned the Tao seriously and seriously: "Nihao, DaSiBi!"

"Puch!" Su Chan was the first to be unable to bear it any longer. She turned around and hid in a corner, beating her chest and laughing wildly.

Feng Na and others around them endured it for a while, and finally followed Su Chan's example, and fled one after another, hiding in a small corner and laughing loudly.

As the initiator of this prank, Li Yundong almost burst into laughter when he heard John speak seriously. However, he has always had a spirit of mischief and was able to hold back his laughter. Instead, he pointed out John's tone with a serious face.

The right thing.

John repeated a few words, becoming more fluent as he spoke, becoming more excited as he spoke, and louder as he spoke: "Howl of mud, big sand wall!"

The louder he shouted, the harder the students in the background laughed, each one dying and dying.

John was obviously crazy on his own. Seeing how happy these people were, he became extremely happy too. He kept saying to Li Yundong: "Howl of mud, big sand wall!"

Li Yundong didn't feel it at first, but after listening for a while, he realized something was wrong: Oh, aren't you scolding me?

He was immediately rude. He nodded and smiled at John: "Hmm, hello, you idiot!"

The two people were saying hello to each other, when suddenly a teacher broke in from the backstage and shouted to Li Yundong and the students who were rolling on the ground with laughter: "What are you doing? Come on stage, the city leaders are waiting to receive you!"

The teacher was so anxious that he didn't notice the flaw in his words.

As soon as Li Yundong waited for him to leave, he waved his arms and said loudly: "Students, let's go out and meet the city leaders!"

After saying this, the audience burst into laughter in the background.

Feng Na watched Li Yundong lead the students participating in the performance onto the stage. For a moment, she looked at Li Yundong's back and was a little dumbfounded. Cheng Cheng on the side couldn't help but poked her with his finger: "Hey, I like you.

Just be proactive!”

Feng Na's cheeks turned red and she said angrily: "Who likes him? He is younger than me, but I like someone who is older and mature!"

Cheng Cheng scraped his cheek with his hand: "How shameless, the look you just gave made me want to eat Li Yundong! Do you think of him as Tang Monk's meat? Hehe, I guess there are not many people here who want to eat Tang Monk's meat just now.

Less! Do you want to be a spider spirit or a bone spirit? Choose for yourself, hurry up and start!"

Feng Na laughed and cursed: "Bah, you can really make it up!"

But after she finished speaking, she suddenly sighed quietly: "But no matter what kind of monster, who has eaten Tang Monk's meat?"

As she said that, Feng Na glanced at Su Chan who was hiding behind the curtain and secretly looking at the stage. She smiled bitterly in a low voice and said: "I have such a beautiful person next to me, and she is so close to the water. How can I get my turn?"

These words made Cheng Cheng lose his temper: "Hey, people like you don't have the courage to go into battle, let alone someone as handsome as me. It's not that our army is incompetent, it's that the enemy's army is too strong!"

Feng Na glanced at Cheng Cheng curiously: "You like him too?"

Cheng Cheng said casually: "Nonsense, boys like this are so rare nowadays, how can you not like it? But, Nana, when he performed on stage just now, I didn't think he was so handsome, but he will

When John beat his heart to a halt and then rescued him, his calm and carefree look was so damn handsome! If he didn't have a girlfriend, I would be the first one to grab her!"

Feng Na jumped up: "Okay, you ****, you are interested in others, but you are encouraging me!"

Cheng Cheng resisted desperately and said with a smile: "Aren't you yourself? You say you don't like it even though you like it, pretend it, pretend it as hard as you can!"

The two of them laughed and joked for a while. Feng Na suddenly saw Zhuang Hui who was finishing her makeup backstage and walking towards the stage. She suddenly felt her mood waning: "Forget it, let's stop making trouble. Even if Li Yundong really doesn't have a girlfriend, this

The competition is too fierce, I'm afraid Zhuang Hui is also eyeing this piece of Tang Monk meat! Moreover, I think Zhou Qin may also have thoughts about Li Yundong."

Cheng Cheng nodded in agreement, and she lamented: "Oh my God, why is it so difficult to find a man? God, please give me a man. In the spring, I will bury him in the soil, and in the autumn..."

Feng Na pushed her angrily: "You will be able to harvest a bunch of bones by autumn, idiot! Don't be stupid and come on stage!"

The stage was packed with students attending the party, and John stood at the front with a smile on his face. This foreign friend volunteered to come on stage and was almost shot to death by Li Yundong with his bare hands, but fortunately the bad thing turned out to be a good thing.

, he became the most popular person besides Li Yundong.

Foreigners advocate personal heroism, so they are born to be in the limelight, and most of them are attracted by people. John stood on the stage, his face glowing with excitement, eager to try. If there weren't too many people, he couldn't do it, and he was afraid that he would perform here immediately.

A lot of punches and kicks.

When the city leaders came to him, they said a few words of condolence and concern to him in Chinese. After listening to the translator, John suddenly felt something in his heart and said something to the translator in English.

The translator glanced at John with a somewhat surprised expression, and then said to the leader beside him: "Mayor Luo, this Mr. John said that he just learned a Chinese phrase, which is a greeting, and he wants to learn it for you."

When Mayor Luo heard this, he was greatly relieved and put on more official airs: "Okay, let him say, now more and more foreigners are learning our Chinese language, which shows our international image and international status."

It is indeed constantly improving!”

He was speaking in an official tone, but John couldn't understand it. When he saw the translator nodded to him, he was immediately overjoyed, and then he shouted out the words Li Yundong taught him very seriously, carefully and forcefully: "Ni Hao,

Big sand wall!”

Suddenly, the officials next to the city leader felt their eyes go dark!

There was dead silence on the entire stage...


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