The next day, Li Yundong showed the courage of a martyr and prepared to go to school. Unexpectedly, when the little fox heard that he was about to go out, he rushed out of the bedroom and grabbed Li Yundong's clothes: "I want to go too.
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Li Yundong couldn't laugh or cry: "My little aunt, it's so easy for me to muster up the courage to go to class, and you still go with me. If someone sees you, you will be laughed to death. Let go, let go. If you make trouble again, I won't even go to class today."
The courage is gone."
Su Chan puffed up her mouth and said angrily: "Whoever dares to laugh at you, I will teach them a lesson!"
Li Yundong was both angry and funny, and patted Su Chan on the head: "Wait at home, I will bring you food after class. Hey, your braids are not messy at all when you sleep, right?"
Su Chan tilted her head, avoided Li Yundong's hand, and grabbed Li Yundong's clothes tightly: "No, I just want to go with you."
Even Su Chan couldn't explain why she had to follow this guy. Maybe it was because in this strange world, the only person she was familiar with was the guy in front of her who had swallowed her human essence elixir.
The extremely insecure little fox refused to let go. No matter how Li Yundong tried to persuade him, he would always shake his head.
Li Yundong had no choice but to let out a long sigh and shouted like a bachelor: "Okay, why do you care what other people think? Pick up your own girls... cough, go your own way and leave others without girls... cough
Ahem, let others have no way to go! Well, go out and go to the execution ground!"
On the way to school, Li Yundong saw many pairs of students walking from the rental houses outside to school. The women were cuddling, and the men were cuddling. Of course, occasionally, men could be seen cuddling.
human.
Li Yundong longed for Su Chan to hold his arm and for him to hold her waist, but he was afraid that his perverted nature would scare the little girl away.
Li Yundong kept looking back at Su Chan along the way, only to see her following closely behind Li Yundong, following step by step, her hand still gently pulling on the corner of Li Yundong's clothes, like a little child who had not grown up.
This look made Li Yundong burst into laughter.
After entering the school gate, Li Yundong and the little fox immediately attracted a lot of attention. The boys' eyes looked at the little fox with amazement, and occasionally they looked at the ordinary Li Yundong with jealousy on their faces. Without exception, they all
Cursing in my heart: How could such a beautiful woman follow such a guy? How is this guy better than me? Damn, shameful, despicable!
The girls glanced at the little fox, and they were also cursing in their hearts: Little fox, coquettish fox, you are so coquettish and you show off!
But more of their eyes fell on Li Yundong, and their hearts were filled with curiosity.
What is so good about this man that he can attract such a beautiful woman to be by his side?
There used to be a saying that to measure a man's strength, look at his opponents; to measure a man's taste, look at his friends.
But in fact, these girls are more willing to believe that to measure a man's strength and taste, look at the women around him.
A man of any strength will have a woman of that caliber around him.
But where exactly is this guy’s strength?
In the past, I had only heard that this guy was the king of confessions in the school. He was given twenty-one good guy cards in one year, which is an unprecedented record in the history of Tiannan University.
If he was really capable, how could he be given twenty-one good guy cards?
The girls were puzzled, but they were reserved and would not take the initiative to approach to explore the problem. Of course, the main reason was because the little fox was next to Li Yundong.
The little fox was still wearing an antique red dress, like a beauty in ancient costumes from movies and TV shows, but others found this dress very appropriate for her, as if she should wear such a dress, classic and beautiful.
After walking around the campus for a while, something Li Yundong didn't want to encounter finally happened.
"Ha, isn't that the Cucumber Emperor who was in the classroom yesterday?" A student who was in class with Li Yundong yesterday recognized Su Chan and Li Yundong and burst into laughter.
Even though Li Yundong was usually as thick-skinned as a city wall, he couldn't help but feel burning. He just stiffened his neck and didn't look at them, thinking hard in his heart. Ah Q: Huh, what do you think? Do you have such a good fortune?
Some students around them didn't understand what they were talking about, and they all asked curiously. These students who were usually idle took the trouble to explain, which made these people suddenly realize: "Oh, he is the cucumber with the highest click rate in yesterday's school forum post.
Emperor?"
Damn it, why did it get into the school forum again? Li Yundong couldn't help but go crazy.
"Hey, Li Yundong, is cucumber delicious? Does it reduce fire or not?" A boy shouted loudly, and there was laughter all around. The most ridiculous thing is that the girls laughed louder than the boys!
"Haha, cucumber can also reduce fire, it's really a strange thing in the world!"
"It made me laugh so hard. It turns out that cucumbers can reduce anger. When I get angry, just eat a few cucumbers and it will be OK!"
Listening to these voices, Li Yundong's eyes twitched: "Mom, calm down, you must be calm! They are jealous of me, absolutely!"
If it was just laughter, that would be fine. The problem is that these idle animals actually followed Li Yundong and Su Chan, making fun of them all the way.
When he walked to the bottom of the teaching building, he was surrounded by people from three floors inside and three outside. Li Yundong was furious. Damn, are these guys finished?
But he couldn't do anything to these guys, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.
Su Chan on the side rolled her eyes when she saw Li Yundong's appearance, remembering what her master said to her: If you want a man to always remember that you are grateful, just stand up for him when he needs help the most and protect him from the wind.
rain.
So, Su Chan went crazy.
Su Chan was so angry that she rushed to the boy who was laughing the loudest with her hands on her hips and looked him up and down.
This boy was short in stature and quite handsome in appearance. His peach blossom eyes were very attractive to women. When he saw Su Chan rushing towards him, he thought he was having an affair and quickly put on his most satisfying smile.
But after the little fox looked at him, he grabbed his wrist and started to check his pulse. After checking for a while, he pinched his cheek with one hand and shouted: "Open your mouth!"
The boy was confused and subconsciously opened his mouth.
The little fox took a look, sneered and said: "You have white complexion, red tongue with little coating, thin and weak pulse, sunken and black eye sockets, dull eyes, thin lips, although your head is shiny, but
You have sparse eyebrows at a young age, do you know why?"
The boy was confused by the little fox and said in a daze: "What, what's the reason?"
The little fox said loudly: "It means you have severe kidney yin deficiency!"
The boy vaguely felt that this was not a good thing, and his face turned red: "What is kidney yin deficiency? What do you mean? What nonsense are you talking about?"
The little fox made a trumpet with his hands and put it to his mouth: "It means that you have kidney deficiency, kidney failure! Do you understand?"
"Wow!!"
This sentence was so fierce that everyone was in an uproar and exploded collectively.
All eyes around him turned from Li Yundong to the man with kidney failure, only to see his face turn purple.
The boy felt blood rushing to his head, his head was dizzy, and he almost fainted. He stammered and said in a hoarse voice: "You spit blood! You, you have kidney failure! How could I be so young and strong?
Kidney failure!"
The little fox sneered and said: "Young and strong? Have you never heard of a man drowning in a river, and a heroic man falling to death immediately? You are overindulging in sexual pleasure because of your youth. Did you have sex with a woman yesterday? And you were demanding too much?"
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Having sex! Excessive demands!!
One sentence is more powerful than another sentence!!!
Everyone collectively exploded and looked at the man with kidney failure with a little more surprise.
The man with kidney deficiency did have sex with his girlfriend several times last night. When the little fox said it, his heart twisted and he couldn't take a breath. He rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Wow! Something happened, something happened!"
The soy sauce gang members were in an uproar and wanted to gather around to see what was going on, but they saw Su Chan put her hands on her hips and shouted, "Everyone, stop!"
Everyone stopped immediately when they heard the sound.
The little fox knelt down and pinched the man with kidney failure. After a while, the man with kidney failure woke up leisurely.
Su Chan stood up, then glanced at a tall boy wearing long sleeves and trousers, and walked quickly towards him.
When the boy saw Su Chan walking towards him, his heart suddenly beat violently, not because he was looking forward to an affair, but because he was afraid. He was afraid that if this little beauty gave him a kidney failure like just now, he would not live anymore.
Su Chan walked up to the boy and said to him: "Stretch out your hand."
The boy quickly hid his hands behind his back, with a look of horror on his face: "No!"
Su Chan said again: "Then open your mouth!"
The boy quickly closed his mouth tightly, wishing he could sew it shut with a needle and thread, and shook his head like a rattle.
Su Chan sneered: "You think I can't cure you like this?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, put a force on the boy's shoulder, and pulled him over, with his back facing her.
The little fox pressed his thumb on the boy's back below the spinous process of the second lumbar vertebra, 1.5 inches next to the Mingmen point, and said loudly: "Does it hurt?"
The boy thought to himself: Even if it hurts, I don’t dare to tell you, let alone if it doesn’t hurt! The most important thing is that I don’t fucking know whether it should hurt or not!
Therefore, he made up his mind and refused to say anything until he died, looking like he was going to die in a dignified manner.
But Su Chan's words soon made him speak.
Su Chan said: "You don't say anything, right? Then don't blame me for arranging it for you!"
The boy was shocked and said quickly: "It hurts, it hurts!"
Su Chan thought to herself, I pressed your Shenshu point and you said it hurt. Do you think I'm a fool?
The little fox was furious: "Tell the truth!"
The boy immediately said: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!"
The little fox said angrily: "Does it hurt or not?"
The boy's face was full of grievance: "It didn't hurt just now, but now you press it and it hurts."
Su Chan snorted coldly and loosened her hand a little: "What now?"
The boy was so tormented by Su Chan that he accepted his fate and said honestly: "It doesn't hurt, it's just soreness."
Su Chan pressed several other acupuncture points on his body, asked about the feeling, and then said: "Have you been having trouble sleeping recently, are you dizzy, and do you also have tinnitus, low back pain, chills and other symptoms?"
The boy opened his mouth wide: "You, how do you know?" Soon, he trembled and looked at the little fox as if begging for mercy: "I, I am also suffering from kidney yin deficiency, right?"
The little fox snorted: "Of course you are not, you have kidney yang deficiency, which can also be said to be kidney deficiency!"
Yes, it’s still kidney failure! Everyone was sighing.
The yang-deficient man shouted with a tragic and unyielding look: "I don't have a girlfriend, I, I'm still a virgin, how is it possible, kidney failure!"
The little fox sneered: "Who said you have to have excessive sex to have kidney yang deficiency? You must often stay up all night and reverse day and night, which leads to a lack of yang energy in your body. You look tall and thick, and your face is as pale as a girl!"
Yangxu Man was scolded by the little fox and almost collapsed. The soy sauce gangsters around him once again exploded atomic and hydrogen bombs. Especially when they saw this boy, a tall and thick man, met the delicate little fox, but he was at his mercy like a sheep.
Everyone was shocked.
The little fox put his hands on his hips, pointed at the man with Yang deficiency, and said: "From now on, you can sleep according to your normal schedule, and you can take Jingui Shenqi pills on weekdays."
Then she pointed to the man with kidney deficiency who was lying on the ground, looking at the sky, with a dull face, and said: "You, please have less sex in the future. You can nourish your body with sheep lung and winter melon soup according to the book "Compendium of Materia Medica".
If you take care of yourself slowly, you will recover naturally."
After saying that, she raised her head, looked at the soy sauce gangsters around her, and said loudly: "Who else doubts that cucumbers are cool in nature and sweet in taste and can reduce inflammation? If you don't believe it, you can stand up!"
Everyone was in awe and retreated one after another!
Who dares to say otherwise!!
If this aunt gets "kidney failure", will she be able to survive in this school in the future?
The little fox had her hands on her hips. Seeing that everyone did not dare to say anything, she snorted coldly and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know. It is recorded in "Daily Materia Medica": Cucumber can remove heat in the chest and relieve polydipsia.
Diuretic. It is recorded in "Liu Sichuan Materia Medica" that it can cure body heat, thirst and burns due to fever. It is recorded in "Southern Yunnan Materia Medica" that it can relieve spasm and heat poison and clear up polydipsia. It is recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica" that:
The smell is sweet and cold, and it can clear away heat and diuretic!"
"All the medical books say that cucumbers are cool in nature and sweet in taste, and can relieve heat and reduce fire. You people are ignorant and ignorant, and you treat your ignorance as fun. I am ashamed of you!" the little fox scolded loudly, only to the students around him.
They scolded each other till their faces were red and their ears were red, and they were speechless.
Some of them saw that the little fox looked beautiful and young, maybe fifteen or sixteen years old at most. How could they understand these things?
Seeing the suspicion in everyone's eyes, the little fox immediately ran to Li Yundong, held his arm, and said with a smile: "Yundong, do you think what I just said is right?"
Li Yundong was stunned for a long time and couldn't come back to his senses. He waited until the little fox shook his arm and winked at him, then he realized: "Ah, ah! You are right! Well, you are right.
!”
The little fox was smiling like a flower, and the little bird was leaning on her. How could she still have the tough look with her hands on her hips and scolding her just now? She giggled and said, "It's all what you taught me!"
"Oh?" Everyone was in an uproar and cast suspicious eyes on Li Yundong.
Li Yundong also knows Chinese medicine? It doesn’t look like it! Maybe he keeps it secret?
Well, it's possible, otherwise why would such a charming little beauty follow him? Well, it's very possible!
However, although everyone was doubtful, they did not find fault. Otherwise, if they were "kidney-destroyed" by the little fox, wouldn't it be like carrying a lantern to look for the toilet and looking for shit (die)? Which man can bear this? Let alone men.
Well, even women can’t stand it!
When the little fox saw that everyone was still watching, they were all whispering to each other. She straightened up from Li Yundong's arms, put her hands on her hips and said loudly: "Why are you still standing here? Come up if you are not convinced, and leave as soon as you are convinced! Still, you want me to
Can I show you more?"
The crowd roared and immediately dispersed like birds and beasts.
Only Yangxu Man and Yinxu Man were left, surrounded by a group of their friends.
The man with yin deficiency was stunned for a long time, then suddenly jumped up and shouted hysterically: "I'm not alive anymore, I'm going to Foxconn!"
He yelled for a while, but when he saw no movement around him, he couldn't help turning his head and said angrily: "Hey, why didn't you stop me?"
These people laughed loudly: "Why are we stopping you? If you want to die, go ahead!"
The man with yin deficiency roared angrily: "I will hold you back until I die!"
After he finished speaking, someone pointed at the man with yang deficiency and the man with yin deficiency and said: "One of you has a yang deficiency and the other has a yin deficiency. If you two just combine fish and water, your yin and yang can complement each other. From now on, there will be no shortage of each other. Isn't it a good thing?
This incident can become a favorite story in Tiannan University!"
After saying this, all these people, male and female, laughed so hard that they almost died.