Chapter 787 The water of the Yellow River comes from the sky
The charterer entered the teahouse with fear. She saw that the tea patrons in the teahouses around her were all looking at her strangely, just like a group of onlookers waiting to see beheadings at the market entrance in Beijing, especially the ones next to them.
There was also a group of Yamaguchi people who looked at them with evil eyes, and their gazes made her hair stand on end.
The charter woman wanted to say a few words to beg for mercy, but Li Yundong's true energy invaded her body and locked her lungs tightly, making it difficult for her to breathe, let alone speak.
Li Yundong smiled at everyone in the teahouse and said, "It's a misunderstanding. It's okay. Please continue."
Only then did everyone look away, but there were still many people who kept glancing in their direction out of the corners of their eyes.
As the owner of the teahouse, Li Yundong naturally sat down at the tea table without hesitation, then pointed to the seats and looked at the girls next to him who were a little at a loss and didn't know what to do. He smiled and said: "Sit down.
What are you doing standing still?"
Li Yundong is considered a junior this year, and several girls are also classmates in the same class as him, but in different departments at the same school. Before Li Yundong became famous, he naturally had no idea who this obese otaku was. But after Li Yundong became famous,
But because his status and reputation climbed too high and too fast, it was impossible to say a few words to him. We could only meet him occasionally in school and look at him from a distance.
But now they suddenly bumped into the most legendary figure of Tiannan University appearing in front of them. Although they didn't understand how Li Yundong appeared, but...who cares? The most important thing is whether this Shenlong can be seen or not.
The legendary emperor at the end was sitting in front of them, and he was talking to them with a smile!
The girls' cheeks were so excited that their cheeks were red and their eyes were shining. They knew that if they told their sisters what happened today, they might be envied!
Hearing Li Yundong's greeting, the girls all sat down and looked at Li Yundong excitedly, as if they had countless gossip questions to ask him.
Li Yundong seemed to have expected this. He turned to look at the tenants early and didn't give them a chance to gossip.
Li Yundong's face was full of enthusiasm, and he said to the charterer with a smile: "Aunt He, you see you didn't tell me in advance when you came today so that I could make some preparations..." As he said that, he smiled at Feng Na who was a little dumbfounded by the side.
Said: "What are you doing standing here? Why don't you bring me the menu?"
Feng Na woke up from a dream, turned around and wanted to get the menu, but Li Yundong quickly said: "Forget it, don't take it, just make a few cups of the best Huangshan Maofeng."
The charterer and these girls didn't understand tea, so they didn't know what the top-grade Huangshan Maofeng was. They saw a very beautiful and somewhat charming girl step forward and skillfully make tea, following a set of procedures.
It is pleasing to the eye and dazzling.
The girls sighed when they saw it, but the charterer didn't have the intention to appreciate it. The more she looked at the smile on Li Yundong's face, she felt that he had bad intentions. Even though he was smiling brightly, she might not know what was going on in his belly.
What's the idea? Huh, the weasel is not kind to the rooster when it wishes him a happy new year!
The charterer looked at Li Yundong nervously and warily, and kept staring at the hands of the tea lady beside her, fearing that she might do something wrong later.
The little foxes are also foxes who came from the Fox Zen sect and became spirits. Although they are not familiar with worldly affairs, like Su Chan, they have been familiar with the master's art since childhood, playing chess, calligraphy and painting, making tea and tasting wine, and they are all familiar with it.
The skill is not as good as Ziyuan, but it is more than enough to cope with the situation.
After the little fox made the first cup of tea, she was about to pour it away, but Li Yundong held her hand down and said with a smile: "Here, let's give Aunt He a cup."
The little fox looked at Li Yundong with some confusion and blinked, as if he didn't understand why Li Yundong gave the first cup of tea water to someone to drink.
In tea art, the tea brewed for the first time is not drunk, it is only used to clean the tea leaves, and the tea brewed later is used to drink.
Although there are many tea drinkers here, not many people know this rule. Most people just watch the tea lady perform the routine, but few people care about why they can't drink the first cup of tea.
Li Yundong was obviously bullying the charterer because she didn't understand the tea ceremony, so he persuaded her to drink tea with a smile. Although the little fox didn't know what kind of medicine Li Yundong sold in the gourd, he still held up the tea cup with both hands obediently and brought it to the charterer.
Although the charter woman didn't know the rule that you can't drink the first cup of tea, how could she dare to drink this cup of tea?
Just kidding, isn’t this tea poisonous?
The charter woman looked suspicious and wished she could stick a silver needle in her eyeball and put it into the tea cup to test the poison!
Seeing her like this, Li Yundong sneered secretly in his heart, but his face was still full of enthusiastic smile. He smiled and picked up a cup of tea and said: "Aunt He, this is a teahouse, so I serve tea instead of wine.
You have a drink."
As he spoke, he raised his neck and drank up the steaming tea as if drinking wine.
The charterer saw that the tea he served was the same as the tea in front of her, coming out of a teapot. At this moment, the charterer's mind even thought that there was a mechanism in the teapot, and the tea she usually poured was non-toxic.
, but as soon as the mechanism is turned, poisonous tea comes out!
Obviously, the charter woman's imagination reached a certain level at this moment, reaching the level of a domestic TV series. Her pair of tiny eyes kept scanning the teacup, but she refused to take it.
Li Yundong on the side smiled meaningfully and said: "Aunt He, why don't you want to drink? Huh?"
This sentence made the charter woman tremble. She looked around subconsciously and saw that the people in the Yamaguchi were staring at her with unkind eyes, as if they were trying to make her look good if she didn't drink. She thought to herself: I must have
This Li Yundong is not so bold as to drink poisonous tea for himself in public, right?
After much deliberation, the charterer gritted her teeth, grabbed the tea cup, raised her head, and drank it all in one gulp. She felt as tragic as a strong man drinking tea and never returning it.
When the girls on the side saw her drinking tea, they boldly wanted to reach out to drink it, but Li Yundong on the side stopped them with a smile: "No, this first cup of tea is specially given to Aunt He. Do you want it?"
If you want to drink, have a second cup."
The girl in question was also very smart and well-behaved. She took back her hand and said with a smile: "It turns out that we are here with the landlady to get some glory today."
Li Yundong couldn't help laughing after hearing this. Although the people next to him didn't know why he was laughing, Li Yundong had such a strong aura that when he smiled, others also laughed. The charterer also felt that it was a bit inappropriate not to smile, and her cheeks
After twitching twice, he managed to squeeze out a smile that was superficial but not a smile.
Li Yundong smiled for a while, nodded to the little fox, and asked her to continue making tea. He kept urging the charterer to drink tea. The charterer was also very single, and knew that she would drink one cup today, or two cups.
Drink, it seems impossible to get out of this place with three immortals intact.
The chartered mother-in-law was heartbroken and thought: This tea is ridiculously expensive anyway, so I might as well drink it back!
She also let go of her belly. Li Yundong gave her a cup, and she drank one. She was not an elegant person to begin with, so how could she tell the quality of the tea?
After finishing the drink, everyone bared their teeth and shook their heads secretly. They secretly felt that this woman was chewing peonies, burning harps and boiling cranes, which was a great disgrace to the scenery!
Li Yundong didn't realize it, and just kept company with a smile. It wasn't until the last pot of tea had been brewed seven times that he stopped persuading him. He smiled and picked up the charterer's arm, pulled her out and said with a smile:
"Aunt He, I really enjoyed having tea with you today. You must come again when you have time in the future!"
The charterer was pulled out by her in a daze. After she got out of the door, she was stunned and blurted out: "You're just going to let me go?"
Li Yundong also pretended to be surprised and looked at her: "Do you still want to stay here for dinner?"
The charterer was choked by him and didn't know how to reply. She glanced at Li Yundong strangely and felt that although this boy's appearance and figure didn't seem to have changed much from before, his overall feeling had undergone earth-shaking changes.
She only felt that Li Yundong was inscrutable. He kneaded himself until he was like a piece of dough. He could shape it into whatever shape he wanted. His emotions and speech were completely controlled by him.
At this time, there were still some meddlesome people who stayed in front of the teahouse and refused to leave. When they saw Li Yundong and the charterer, they were chatting happily together. They didn't seem to have any grudges at all, so they were relieved.
left one after another.
After the charterer bravely walked out a few steps, she looked back nervously, only to see Li Yundong still waving his hand and smiling at her. She also smiled reluctantly, waved her hand subconsciously, then turned around and walked away quickly.
His steps were getting faster and faster, and once he was out of Li Yundong's sight, he was walking as fast as flying.
After she drove all the way back to her home and locked the door, she finally calmed down and couldn't believe that Li Yundong let her go so easily.
"Could it be that... I blamed him wrongly?" The charterer's face looked a little strange, but not long after this thought crossed her mind, she suddenly felt a surge in her stomach. Her expression changed, and she rushed to the toilet as if her butt was on fire. Just now,
After unbuckling his trouser belt, it started crackling like a firecracker.
How did she know that the top-quality Huangshan Maofeng that Li Yundong gave her to drink was a collection of Ziyuan. Since this top-quality fairy tea has been stored for too long, it is necessary to use the first brewing tea to remove the turbidity.
The tea brewed a second time will no longer have the yin and turbid qi, leaving only the fairy and clear qi.
But Li Yundong had evil intentions and asked her to drink the first cup of tea, and then drank the rest of the tea from beginning to end. The clear and stale air in her stomach mixed together, and they attacked each other.
Terra.
The housewife finally came out of the toilet, but before she could sit down, her stomach started rumbling again, and she had to rush back in a hurry, screaming and wailing.
In the Disanxian Tea Shop, after the business of the teahouse was over, the little fox, who had been a little confused, returned home and told Su Chan, Ziyuan and the others about it. After thinking about it, Ziyuan and Su Chan were very happy.
I almost figured out the joints.
Ziyuan smiled and explained the joint tips, while Su Chan hugged Li Yundong's arm with a smile and said with a smile: "Okay, take care of this blind guy and let her bully us!"
Li Yundong had a straight face and pretended to be angry: "Nonsense, I didn't deal with her. I invited her to tea properly. This is repaying evil with kindness. I am a gentleman!"
This sentence made the people next to her laugh. Ziyuan shook her head and said with a smile: "You are so wicked. You don't tell others about it, but you still take advantage of it!"
Li Yundong was noncommittal. He put his hands behind his back, raised his head and suddenly recited a poem by Li Bai: "If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River will come up from the sky, and it will flow to the sea and never return!"
When everyone listened to his pretentious recitation of poems, they all thought of how the landlady was going to live in the thatched house for a long time in the past few days, and how the water of the Yellow River came up from the sky and rushed to the sea never to return. They couldn't help but laugh with gloating.