When Xian'e served the seventh cup of tea, he couldn't bear it anymore and asked: "How long will it take for Fairy Jixin to come out to see me? I still have very important official duties!"
Xian'e replied: "My island owner has left seclusion and is washing his hands and changing clothes. He will come to see Marshal Li soon!"
Li Jing nodded, picked up the cup involuntarily again, and put it down when he was about to bring it to his mouth. He thought that he had already drank a lot of water, but he couldn't drink any more. Otherwise, he would have to search all over the place for a while.
Toilet!
It was okay when he didn't think about looking for the toilet. As soon as he thought of the word toilet, he really felt the urge to pee.
Moreover, this feeling is getting stronger and stronger. Within a moment, it feels like there is a rope twisting in my stomach. It is as uncomfortable as it is.
"Sorry to keep Marshal Li waiting!" Fairy Ji Xin's oriole-like voice came, and then she walked into the hall with brisk steps. Even if Li Jing came to visit, she still wore a veil.
Li Jing stood up with his legs crossed, clasped his fists and said, "It doesn't matter, we don't have to wait long!"
Why do you have to cross your legs? Your stomach hurts. Not only did you hold in a lot of urine, but you also had a lot of shit!
Fairy Ji Xin pretended not to see anything, walked to the main seat, sat down gracefully, stretched out her slender hand to Li Jing, and said: "Marshal Li, sit down, please drink tea!"
Li Jing was crying, but he still drank?
Seeing that Li Jing refused to sit down or drink tea, Fairy Ji Xin asked "hurriedly": "Marshal Li, but my people didn't take good care of you? If I had known that the marshal was coming, I would definitely not have practiced in seclusion."
of!"
"No, no, the people in Guidao are very polite to me!" His legs were clamped tighter and tighter, and he wanted to plunge into the toilet right now.
"Marshal is here today, what can you tell me?" Fairy Ji Xin was still so polite, and her tone was so soft and weak.
If it weren't for his stomachache, Li Jing would definitely be willing to listen to the clear voice of the fairy oriole, but he really has no interest at all now.
"It's like this... Gulu..." Just as Li Jing was about to turn to the topic, his stomach let out an unsatisfactory growl. He really couldn't hold it in anymore. He covered his stomach with one hand and pointed with one hand on the coffee table.
gift, and said in a hurried tone: "It's okay. This is a little thought from me. Please be sure to ask the fairy to accept it. I still have very important things to go back to deal with, so I won't disturb the fairy. I'll take my leave...
No need to send..."
Fairy Ji Xin had no intention of sending him off, but she still shouted: "Marshal, why are you walking in such a hurry? It's not too late to have a cup of tea before leaving... You are running so fast..."
Li Jing, for the sake of face, originally wanted to walk out of the hall and drive Xiangyun again, but after hearing the word "tea", he disappeared in a flash.
This was a very rude thing to do, but he couldn't care less about it.
The next second, Li Jing appeared in a fruit forest. The peach trees were covered with ripe peaches. The colors were bright and very pleasing.
This was the Queen Mother's peach grove. Li Jing borrowed his belt and squatted under the largest peach tree.
Crack...boom...
After a strange sound, there was a long sigh: "It's so cool!"
In the distance, two pairs of eyes are staring at this place, full of disbelief. They are local people here.
"Am I right? The one taking a shit seems to be Marshal Li Jing!"
"I also think it's him. Why is he using Pantaoyuan as a toilet? Should we go over and stop him?"
"You don't want to live anymore! Just pretend you haven't seen anything. Don't think we are just looking after the garden, but this garden full of peaches has nothing to do with you and me. It's better to do less than to do more!"
"That's right. Anyway, this flat peach can't fall into our mouths. Whoever wants to get dirty will get it!"
The two figures disappeared in a flash.
After a while, Li Jing picked up his pants, turned around and looked around. Fortunately, there was no one there. He waved his hand and the dirt on the ground disappeared.
Looking up at the huge peach tree, he shook his head and said to himself: "What a pity, I will definitely not eat peaches at the next peach festival!"
In the main hall of Jixin Island, Fairy Jixin and all the fairies had already burst into laughter. Li Jing wanted to break his head, but he never thought that he would fall into a trap.
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On the eighty-second day, Luo Lei slowly opened his eyes, and two rays of light shot out from inside. His eyes were as calm as a pool of clear water.
"Huh..." He exhaled a breath of turbid air and shouted to the sky: "Brother is finally a first-level immortal! tmd Giant Spirit God, if you dare to be arrogant in front of me again, I will beat you all over the floor to find your pants!"
The old guy not far away also opened his eyes. In terms of absorbing energy, he has a much better foundation than Luo Lei. You must know that this guy has been doing this since he touched the first head of Yamata no Orochi.
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"Boy, what's the ghost's name?" the old guy hummed.
"Hehe, I'm a first-level immortal!" Luo Lei said with a smile: "And I have two Nascent Souls. It shouldn't be a problem to deal with ordinary second-level immortals, right?"
The old guy hit him and said: "I can't guarantee whether I can win, but I definitely have the ability to escape! If you listen to my advice, focus on cultivating the strength of the demon cultivator!"
"Why?" Luo Lei asked puzzledly.
The old guy snorted: "Because your Immortal Cultivator's Nascent Soul is almost at its limit. On the other hand, the Demonic Cultivator's Nascent Soul still has great potential!"
No wonder people always say that if you are taller, the devil will be taller. Here is the reason!
"How to practice?" Luo Lei asked quickly, as long as it was a method that could improve his cultivation, he was willing to try it.
My hometown replied: "It's very simple. Deliberately transfer 80% of the absorbed energy to the Nascent Soul in your head. As for what kind of benefits you will get, you will know soon!"
Luo Lei nodded and sat in the Lingyu Formation again.
Nearly 90% of the absorbed energy was sent to the head by Luo Lei. Of course, the reason in the Dantian was not idle, but he "eat" a little less.
The old guy chuckled and said to himself: "Boy, old man, I will give up my title of Great Demon King to you soon! Then we will face the pursuit of the defenders in heaven together, hehe!"
Although this guy has selfish motives, he really does it for Luo Lei's benefit when he lets Luo Lei cultivate demons.
After Luo Lei's practice, by the time he opened his eyes, he had been in the Little Demon Realm for a year and a half, and the Demonic Cultivator Nascent Soul had reached a terrifying level equivalent to a third-level immortal.
As for the old guy, he has not been idle during this period. He has recovered the nine powers of his heyday, which is enough to cause trouble in heaven again.
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The more Li Jing thought about it, the more he felt useless. He finally lowered his figure and brought a gift to Fairy Jixin to intercede. However, he ran away without even finishing his greetings.
The Giant Spirit God is still imprisoned on Jixin Island, he cannot sit idly by and ignore it.
Then go there again. Anyway, this face has been almost lost, so I’m not afraid of losing it again.
Li Jing took a deep breath and picked up the second gift that he had prepared a long time ago. After taking two steps, he thought about it and put the gift on the table again. He said to himself: "What a time, really.
There’s no need to waste another gift!”
Whoever said that gods are not stingy, the Heavenly Marshal in front of me is a good example.
"Li Jing begs to see Fairy Jixin!" Li Jing shouted to Jixin Island. After all, he came to beg her to let his men go, so it was necessary to lower his profile.
"Why is Marshal Li here again?" Xian'e used the word "again".
Li Jing himself felt a little embarrassed to visit twice in succession.
"Haha, there was something very important just now. I forgot to tell Fairy Ji Xin that I came back on a special trip!" Li Jing sounded very polite.
"I'm sorry, Marshal Li. After you left just now, our island owner went into seclusion again... What a coincidence that you came here!" Xian'e said with a natural expression: "Why don't you come in and sit for a while, drink tea and wait.
Our island master, I will send a message right away!”
When Li Jing heard the word "drink tea", his brows turned into knots.
"There's no need for tea. I'd like to trouble Xian'e to inform the fairy immediately. It's really an important matter!" Li Jing said confidently.
Anyone who is not a fool can think of his purpose of coming to Jixin Island and serve him another cup of tea.
To be honest, he was really thirsty after these two trips.
You can't drink it either, lest you fill up with water again.
Fairy Ji Xin's so-called seclusion practice is just a pretense. Last time she was teasing Li Jing, this time she wants to temper his temper.
For a whole hour, Li Jing sat alone in the hall, feeling anxious.
Looking down at the cup of tea that had already cooled down, he smiled bitterly. If he had known this, he might as well have drank it while it was still hot. If you don't take a sip, they won't bother to bring you new tea, so they won't have the chance to ask you.
How long will it take for the island owner to come out?
Keep waiting, I won’t give in!
I am even more unwilling to leave like this!
After another half an hour, Li Jing couldn't wait any longer. He stood up and was about to leave. At this time, Fairy Ji Xin's voice sounded: "I'm so sorry for keeping Marshal Li waiting for so long! There's something wrong with me.
As long as you practice, it will be difficult to wake up!"
"Fairy, you're welcome. It's me who has taken the liberty to visit and disturbed the fairy's Qingxiu!" Li Jing didn't care how unhappy he felt in his heart, but he had to be polite. At the same time, he thought that when he comes next time, he must let someone tell him first.
I sent you the name card to avoid having to wait for a long time without seeing anyone.
After being rejected twice, Li Jing's subjective thoughts had already concluded that it would not be easy to take away the Giant Spirit God smoothly.
"Marshal, please take a seat. I heard that you have something very important to talk to me about. Please tell me!" Fairy Ji Xin said straight to the point, changing from the endless greetings during the last meeting.
Li Jing miscalculated again. He wanted to tell the story during the greetings. He even thought of the words, but he didn't have the chance!
"That's right!" Li Jing said shamelessly: "My people trespassed on Jixin Island without authorization and injured people on Guidao. I came here to apologize to the fairy!"
ps: Brother Lei is really busy these days. I estimate that in most cases he can only update twice a day. Try to resume the third update as soon as possible.