People who drink a lot are less likely to get drunk, but that doesn't mean they can't get drunk. Just like Xu Jing at this time, it doesn't matter when he's not drunk. Once he's drunk, he won't be able to wake up for two or three days.
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Three pounds of liquor is no joke.
Murong Hanwei had been guessing the reason why Luo Lei was not drunk. After careful observation, no adulteration was found in his drinking process. In other words, he drank every glass of wine honestly. But
Why don't you look drunk at all?
Of course, except for the expressions and movements he deliberately put on.
Wang Sanhu helped Xu Jing go out, and Zheng Nan was responsible for settling the bill. Murong Hanwei took this opportunity to grab Luo Lei's arm and asked: "What on earth is going on?"
"What's going on?" Luo Lei pretended not to understand.
"Stop pretending to me and tell the truth, otherwise I won't be polite to you, sister!" Murong Hanwei said with a pout.
"Oh, oh, oh, I'm drunk!" Luo Lei pretended to be crazy under the pretense of drinking. He stretched out his right arm to hug Murong Hanwei's waist, and even leaned his head on her shoulder, deliberately walking unsteadily.
Eat the tofu of Murong Beauty.
Murong Hanwei raised her foot and stepped on his foot, but missed. Luo Lei had been more cautious since he was kicked while drinking! What kind of people are we, how can we be in the same place?
I fell down twice, haha.
Murong Hanwei's teeth were itching with anger, and just when she was about to explode, Luo Lei whispered: "Really want to know? If you want to know, just help me out obediently, so that you, the director and the stupid guy will not get suspicious!"
She blew out angrily, but wanted to know the reason in her heart, so she had no choice but to help him walk forward slowly.
"This is the benefit of cultivation. You only need to guide the inner energy in your body to circulate, and you can dissolve the alcohol in your stomach!" Luo Lei explained: "With my current ability, I can dissolve a glass of white wine in one minute.
As your abilities increase, your speed will also increase!"
"So magical?" Murong Hanwei asked in a low voice.
"Of course!" Luo Lei nodded, pretending that whoever lied to you was a puppy.
"However, I have been working hard for several days according to the method you gave me, but there is no result at all!" Murong Hanwei grabbed his collar and said fiercely: "Is there something wrong with the method you gave me?"
"It's unfair! It's your own fault, okay? My classmate Wu Wen has already stepped into the door of the realm of first glimpse. In one week at most, she will become a real first glimpser! This
It means there’s nothing wrong with my method!”
"Uh! Then I will continue to work hard after I go back. I don't believe I still haven't succeeded!"
After arriving at the gate, Wang Sanhu was responsible for calling a taxi. Everyone drank so much that it was inconvenient to drive back by themselves.
"Brother Hu, let me help you support Political Commissar Xu!" Luo Lei volunteered and supported Xu Jing, who was about to turn into a puddle of drunken mud. Wang Sanhu responded with a grateful look, turned around and went to the roadside to hail a taxi.
Luo Lei put his hand into Xu Jing's pocket, took out his cell phone and quickly looked up his call history, glanced at the number of the person named Lin Zhi, and then put it back calmly.
It’s not that he is careless, since he lost the chance to eradicate Xiao Lin Nao Nan at the street corner last time, he has changed his previous Xili Maha character, not to mention that this person named Lin Zhi has the same name as Xiao Lin Nao Nan.
Even if he only repeated one word, he would write down the number without hesitation and then launch an investigation.
Wang Sanhu successfully stopped two taxis, and Murong Hanwei said: "You take the division chief and political commissar back to the hotel, and I'll take Xiao Lei home. If nothing happens, don't call me. We'll talk tomorrow!"
The two gangs parted ways.
Sitting in the back seat of the taxi, Luo Lei still put his head on Murong Hanwei's shoulder.
"I said, there are no outsiders, can you stop pretending?" Murong Hanwei said angrily, and at the same time pushed him away who had been taking advantage.
"Hehe, I am a good actor who is loyal to his duties!" Luo Lei said with a smile: "Send me back to school. The college entrance examination is approaching. Although all the homework is not a problem, it is not good to be absent from class often. It will harm my ability.
The image of a good student!”
Murong Hanwei asked the driver to go to school first. Before getting off the car, Luo Lei entered the number she just remembered into her mobile phone and said solemnly: "Check this number carefully. Maybe it can help us solve the problem."
Doubts that I’ve had since! Don’t tell others, and don’t ask any of your subordinates for help, you have to do it yourself!”
"I know! You should pay more attention, as the other party is very evil and may do something detrimental to you!" Murong Hanwei said with concern.
"Okay! Bye, see you tonight!"
"See you tonight!"
After watching the taxi leave, Luo Lei walked into the school gate with the bell ringing. On his way to the classroom, he happened to meet the beautiful teacher Tian Xi.
"Sister Xi, are you feeling better?"
There is nothing wrong with this sentence, but the problem is the evil smile on the face of the guy who said it. How to describe it: a combination of chicken thieves and ** - this is a relatively fair evaluation.
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When Tian Xi saw the evil smile on his face, she couldn't help but think of the scenes of acupuncture and massage every day, and couldn't help but blush. In the past, she would either run away or say something coquettish, but she happened to have such a good time today.
Looking for Luo Lei!
"It's...it's okay..." Tian Xi deliberately looked up at the sky, pretending to be casual and asked: "Xiao Lei, I want to ask you a favor, are you willing?"
"Why are you being polite to me?" Luo Lei waved his hand and said with confidence: "I won't even blink when I go up the mountain of swords, get off the oil pan, and enter the bridal chamber!"
The first words were quite orderly, but the last sentence "Go up to the mountain of swords, go down to the oil pan, and enter the bridal chamber" could not help but make people stunned. Tian Xi shouted and stomped her feet, and said angrily: "I tell you the truth, you
But he always makes jokes, it’s really annoying!”
"Haha, okay, okay, Sister Xi, tell me. I mean no matter what kind of work you do, I will help you to the end. Who makes you my beautiful teacher and good sister!" Luo Lei's mouth seemed to be covered with honey.
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Tian Xi was very satisfied with what he said. She looked around and said in a low voice: "Tonight, a former friend will come to see me. I think... forget it, let's just tell you the truth. He wants to pursue her."
Me, I don’t like him. But I know him very well. He is good at chasing after each other and has the spirit of fighting against repeated defeats. Now he knows that I am not married yet. If he knows that I am still single, he will definitely not
Give up your entanglement with me!"
"Then!" Luo Lei was deliberately pretending to be confused.
"Then...then you pretend to be my boyfriend and let him quit. It's that simple!" Tian Xi spread her hands and said, as if things were as simple as she said.
"Pretending to be Sister Xi's boyfriend!" He repeated in a long voice on purpose, touching his chin with one hand as he spoke, as if he was weighing whether he should do this or not.
"What, you don't want to?"
"No, I was thinking..." Luo Lei paused deliberately, and then said: "...Why are you pretending? It's really better to come directly and save someone from trying to take your ideas, Sister Xi, hehe!"
"How dare you take advantage of the teacher? See if I don't teach you a lesson!"
"Do I still take advantage of you?"
"Ah! Don't run, let me beat you!"
"It's not that I don't want to give you face. Your relatives haven't left yet. Do you have the strength to hit me? Don't tire yourself out in the end. I will have to help carry you back!"
"Luo Lei, I'm going to kill you!"
The two chased and fought on campus. Fortunately, the students were all in class and no one saw this wonderful scene.
After a while, Tian Xi was out of breath and sat on the flower bed with one hand on her waist. Luo Lei was still full of energy and sat beside her uninvited. Looking from a distance, it looked a bit like
They are a couple in love.
"Do you want to chase the handsome guy of yours?" Luo Lei asked.
"Handsome!" Tian Xi replied.
"How is it better than me?" Luo Lei asked again.
"No comparison!" Tian Xi replied.
"Huh, then we will have confidence. Let's see how I can get rid of him!" Luo Lei said, clenching his fists.
"I mean, you can't compare with others!" Tian Xi said.
"Impossible!" Luo Lei jumped down from the flower bed, put on a pose that he thought was very handsome, and said: "We are called a pear blossom crushing a begonia. The Yushu faces the wind and beats Pan An, the most handsome pot. Who can follow me?
Compare!"
Tian Xi looked him up and down, smacking her lips and saying, "It's so hard to compare goods with goods, and it's so hard to compare people to people! If you go to see Sun Lianyou like this, you will be defeated in one round. I have to do my best.
Let's shape your image. Even if you are not an opponent in terms of content, at least you have to be a tie in terms of appearance!"
Luo Lei's fragile little heart was completely shattered, and he couldn't help but wonder, is he so incapable of taking action?
"Then how to shape it?" Luo Lei asked weakly.
"Let's buy a few sets of clothes first. A man's clothes depend on his saddle, and then he can get a more mature hairstyle!" Tian Xi clapped her hands and said, "Next, I'll tell you about some habits of the upper class. Sun Lianyou
But you must not lose to someone who has seen the world in terms of temperament!"
"Haha, then I won't be polite to you, Sister Xi. I happen to be short of clothes!" Luo Lei felt more balanced, and it would be nice to mix in a few clothes.
Tian Xi spread her hands and sighed: "I'm afraid you have to spend your own money this time. Sister, I'm in an economic crisis. Where can I have the money to buy you clothes?"
"What do you mean, not only do I have to hook up with someone, but I also have to pay for clothing and makeup?" Luo Lei's eyes widened and he said, "If you don't have to pay for the meal at the end, then why should I pay for it?"
It’s not a huge loss!”
Tian Xi stretched out her hand to help him adjust his collar, and said meaningfully: "Do you think everyone can have the opportunity to pretend to be a beautiful boyfriend? This is your honor. Shouldn't you pay a little? You should be happy.
That’s right!”
Happy, I'm happy!
It can be seen that Miss Tian is still thinking about the 10,000 yuan bonus we got last time!
Woohoo, I still want to save up to get a wife, but I don’t want to play like this!
ps: I wish everyone a happy plot-stealing, don’t doubt it, today is the plot-stealing! Steal them all, steal as hard as you can, take all the stolen Xiaolei photos that you can’t use, hahaha!