At the blue side's general headquarters, Wang Guanghui and a group of military officers were studying how to counterattack the red side. Everyone was quarreling fiercely, and they all wanted to take the main attack. After all, there was a high chance of turning defeat into victory, and everyone wanted to make a contribution.
The phone rang, and the signal soldier shouted: "General Wang, phone!"
When Wang Guanghui answered the phone, the expression on his face changed rapidly, leaving the communications soldiers on the side confused.
After hanging up the phone, he happily shouted to the quarreling officers: "Stop arguing! The exercise is over, and the director decided that our blue team won!"
"Won?"
Everyone looked at each other, they won before they even sent out troops?
Could it be that the red side voluntarily surrendered? It's unlikely. Although they suffered heavy losses from yesterday to today, their overall strength is not much worse than that of the blue side. At most, they are on the same starting line. How could they voluntarily surrender?
Seeing everyone's eager faces, Wang Guanghui said calmly: "Everyone should remember that in addition to the two squadrons sent by the Raptors, there is also a twelve-person student team to bomb the opponent's air combat division.
They were responsible for the destruction of the red side's special forces and the beheading of the highest command department! More than a dozen senior officers of the red side, including the commander-in-chief, were not spared, and the most incredible thing is that the person who carried out the beheading mission was
The three special forces members evacuated safely. Including the one who successfully landed at the airport last night, there were no casualties in the four-person team!"
Everyone started cheering.
The blue side has lost to the red side several times in confrontations. Wang Guanghui has never believed in this evil. Last year, he was defeated by the red side again. This time he finally turned around. He decided to hold a party to celebrate his victory.
All kinds of delicious food and drinks were continuously brought over, and everyone who had made a contribution in this exercise was invited. After nearly a day of preparation, the celebration banquet officially started at the moment the sun went down.
Dozens of large round tables were placed in the open space outside the headquarters. In the center were Wang Guanghui and the student team who had made great achievements, plus Fang Yin, Qiao Shenglong and several senior generals.
There was a whole roasted lamb in the center of the table, and the greedy Fatty and others were drooling. The wine was Erguotou with an alcohol content of over 60, and the glasses in front of everyone were filled to the brim.
"I suggest that everyone do one first!" Wang Guanghui raised his cup, and everyone stood up and drank it all in one gulp.
"For the second glass of wine, I propose to pay tribute to the members of the student team. Without them, we would not have been able to win!" Wang Guanghui's face was full of sincerity, and everyone drank it down again.
Next came the stage of toasting each other. Lu Ji, Jiang Hai and others came over one after another with glasses, and competed with Luo Lei and others.
After a while, some people couldn't stand it anymore. Fortunately, the students in the student team were protected by Wang Guanghui, otherwise they would have been the first batch of people to get drunk. When they were almost drunk, someone suggested a small group activity, which got everyone's attention.
It was unanimously approved and everyone gathered in small groups to have their own fun.
The student team came to a piece of grass and began to move alone. A tablecloth was spread in the middle, filled with barbecue and beer.
Mi Yan's face was red, she was so cute, she took the initiative to sit down with Luo Lei, Fang Yin sat down next to her, and Qiao Shenglong on one side was dozens of centimeters away from her.
"Bad boys, you all performed so bravely just now, how come you are all wilting when we are doing activities alone?" Fang Yin said with a hint of drunkenness in her words: "I suggest that each of your groups perform a show
, do you dare?"
"Tch, why are you so afraid!" Chen Yunfei's mouth smelled of alcohol.
"That's right, we've done everything to behead generals in an army of millions, there's nothing we dare not do!" The fat man was unwilling to lag behind others.
A group of people were yelling, how could they know how difficult the performance was, and a group of gentlemen were not from art troupes.
"Okay!" Fang Yin saw that the provocative method was successful, and pointed to the twelve people who were still divided into three groups of four and said: "Your group will perform a skit! Your group will have a big chorus, and you are not allowed to sing military songs.
! Bad boy Luo Lei, as for your group, I won’t make things difficult for you. Let’s sing a children’s song each person, the kind of performance that you sing and perform at the same time! If anyone can’t satisfy everyone, how about punishing yourself with twenty bottles of beer?”
"Ah? No, no, the program of the two groups is so simple, why do you want us to sing children's songs?" Luo Lei shook his hands and head together.
Fang Yin raised her eyebrows and hummed: "Who just swore something like the general's head!"
"**Guo, isn't it just a children's song? It's not difficult!" The fat man stood on Fang Yin's side. When this guy saw the beauty, his height immediately turned to 0.
"Holy crap, which side are you on?" Liu Chenggang gave the fat man a slap in the face.
"I stand on the side of beauty... no, of course I stand on the side of justice!"
Luo Lei picked up a bottle of beer, stared at the fat man, and poured the wine on the ground.
"What?" the three of them asked together.
"To pay homage to your conscience that was blown away by the wind!" Luo Lei said lightly.
"Fuck!" Before the damn fat man said the second word, Liu Chenggang also spoke to him confidently, and then made a gesture of waving towards the distance.
The fat man was startled and asked: "Steel pot, what are you doing again?"
"Wave goodbye to your conscience that has been blown away by the wind!" Liu Chenggang said while holding back his laughter.
Hahaha... cluck...
All the ladies laughed, Mi Yan even held her stomach and fell on Luo Lei. The fat man picked up a bottle of beer and poured it into his stomach. No one, including him, thought that Liu Chenggang also had acting talent.
, and cooperated so well with Luo Lei.
After laughing, the other two teams completed their own performance tasks. The skit performance was not satisfactory, and although the chorus was a bit runny, it did not lose its sonorous meaning.
Next, it’s Luo Lei’s group. The idea of singing children’s songs came up because Fang Yin watched a variety show before the camp started. A group of adults performed and sang children’s songs at the same time, which was quite interesting.
"Who comes first?" asked the fat man.
"Of course I'll go first! Let's do it according to age, don't you have any objections?" Liu Chenggang knew that there are not many children's songs that everyone can remember, and he can make money if he can get ahead of him. The guy in front sang those familiar songs,
How can the rest of the crowd mix?
Chen Yunfei said he had no objection, and the fat man shrugged, "What else can Luo Lei say, that's all!"
Luo Lei thought that it would be a big deal if he sang "Picking Girls' Little Mushrooms", hehe, it would definitely make everyone feel refreshed, but he didn't expect that this song would no longer be relevant to him.
Thinking Liu Chenggang, he took a few steps forward, jumped and sang: "The little girl picking mushrooms, carrying a big bamboo basket on her back... bare feet in the early morning... hum hum hum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
Liu Chenggang really couldn't remember the last word, so he replaced it with humming haha. Originally he was not allowed to pass, but he performed very hard and made everyone laugh, and everyone passed.
Luo Lei thought to himself again, when it's my turn, I won't be able to sing "Scholar"!
"Young boy, carry that schoolbag to school..." Chen Yunfei also performed very hard, pretending to be young and no worse than others, just like a primary school student.
He also passed.
Today, at most I can sing "Little White Rabbit" to the main office. Luo Lei glared at the steel pot and the gray pot hatefully. Why are you competing with me to sing? You can sing whatever I think of. I despise you!
Before he could raise his middle finger to the two of them, the fat guy raised his hands on his head and jumped up and down and sang: "The little white rabbit is white, its ears stand up, and it loves to eat radishes and vegetables.
, jumping up and down is so cute..."
Seeing the fat rabbit jumping around, everyone burst into laughter again, and Mi Yan hugged Fang Yin, both of whom almost burst into tears from laughter.
Luo Lei has a black hair, you have finished singing Yaya, what should I sing? Could it be that after drinking twenty bottles of beer, even if I don’t get dizzy, my stomach can’t bear it!
"Handsome Luo, it's your turn!" Mi Yan said with a smile, this show is really interesting.
"That's right, someone, stop being stunned and hurry up and perform on stage!" Fang Yin started to play the side drum.
Just come, no one is afraid of whom!
Luo Lei stood up carelessly, while his mind was quickly searching for children's songs in his memory, and he said with a smile: "The songs they sang are all the most common ones. I think everyone could sing them when they were young. As for me, I will never follow in their footsteps.
Since I want to sing, I have to do something difficult!"
"Okay, okay, what are you going to sing?" Mi Yan clapped her hands, and Fang Yin also looked very interested.
"Well, hehe!" Luo Lei pretended to be nonchalant, but in fact he hadn't thought of it yet.
"Say it quickly!" Mi Yan couldn't wait any longer.
An idea flashed in Luo Lei's mind, and he said with a smile: "I decided to sing the theme song of "Little Dragon Man". How about it? Isn't this difficult enough?"
Fang Yin was the first to nod and said: "It's high enough, hurry up and sing. There will be rewards for singing well!"
"What reward?" Luo Lei's eyes gleamed.
"I'll give you a bottle of beer as a reward... don't glare at me, let Mi Yan bring it to you personally, or at least feed you, that'll be all right!" Fang Yin did not hesitate to betray her good sister in order to listen to the song.
Mi Yan pouted, but it was obvious that she also wanted to hear Luo Lei sing.
"Hey, I'll start then!" Luo Lei made a gesture and said before starting to sing: "Actually, I still can't figure out the real meaning of the lyrics, but this doesn't affect me from singing it.
Sing it, you all listen carefully!"
Everyone sat upright involuntarily, ready to listen.
"I have a little green dragon~little green dragon, you have two little mimi~little mimi..." Luo Lei also performed very hard. When he sang the three words "little green dragon", he stood up and said "renzhong" without pride.
" part, when singing "Little Mimi", his eyes fell on Mi Yan and Fang Yin.
Everyone was petrified, each with their mouths open enough to swallow eggs, looking at Luo Lei who was concentrating on singing.