"It's really a gray machine, and it's a military transport chicken. I'm a die-hard military fan!" The old man who saw the gray machine pointed to the sky and said, "Look, look, look, something jumped down from above. It seems like something is jumping down from above."
personal!"
A few guys had already believed it, but after hearing the next sentence, they raised their middle fingers again. Because of such a delay, the little girl who had just completed the registration was "robbed" by a few old students from other departments.
The intestines of several idiots turned green.
"Look, look, look, there is a pure girl at table six. Although her clothes are ordinary, she is really pure!" A guy shouted.
Everyone turned their heads and looked around, only to see a thin female voice standing in front of table No. 6. She was about 1.55 meters tall, wearing an obviously faded pink sportswear and gray sneakers.
There is no comparison with girls who dress fashionably.
However, the innocence and ignorance of the world on the girl's face cannot be compared to those fashionable girls.
"What's your name? Where's the notice?" The teacher at table No. 6 didn't even raise his head, but just stretched out his right hand, as if the whole world owed him two hundred.
It’s no wonder that a day’s enrollment has exhausted these people. Sitting at table six is a male teacher in his thirties, named Wu Xingyang, with a slightly vulgar expression on his face. I heard that the School of Finance and Economics next door has long been changed to
I reported in the auditorium, and my heart was on fire. Although it was already September, autumn was at its peak, and the temperature during the day was almost over 40 degrees. I had been sitting here for almost a whole day, drinking nothing but water.
I bought several bottles.
"Hello, teacher, my name is Leshan!" The little girl held the notice in both hands and handed it over with a respectful expression on her face.
"Oh!" Wu Xingyang raised his head and glanced at the little girl with a look of disdain on his face. He saw that she was a girl who came from the countryside and had never seen the world. What he despised most were rural people. He once talked about a girl who came from a girl's village.
My girlfriend, when she brought her home to meet her parents, the whole family said he was worthless, and then we said goodbye to him, so that he is still single now!
"Department of Design majors in environmental art. Tuition and accommodation fees add up to 16,000 yuan a year. Should I pay by card or cash?" Wu Xingyang hummed.
"Teacher, I would like to ask if it is possible to apply for a student loan at Huadu University?" a little girl named Leshan asked timidly.
"You don't have any money?" Wu Xingyang's tone instantly raised an octave, and he said in an extremely contemptuous tone: "You don't have the money to go to any Huadu University? And it's an art department. The less money you have, the more expensive you choose. I say you
Have these rural people been kicked in the head by a donkey? If you don’t have money, leave now!”
As we all know, the tuition fees of the art department are much higher than those of other departments, and the daily expenses are also much higher.
"No, no, I just asked the teacher if I can apply for a student loan. I have money!" Leshan said quickly, her big eyes filled with tears.
Wu Xingyang snorted and said: "If you have money, just pay it as soon as possible. Why ask other useless questions? Besides, why do you ask about student loans when you have money? Do you think I am an information desk here? I am busy.
It’s here, didn’t you see it?”
"Sorry! I'll pay in cash!" Leshan quickly bowed to Wu Xingyang, and then took out an old leather bag from the woven bag she was carrying. The bag was black and had "xx Township xx People's Congress" printed on it.
The words "gift" were written on it, and the date on the signature turned out to be the 1990s.
"There are no lice in your bag!" Wu Xingyang quickly covered his nose with his hands and leaned back, with an even more exaggerated look of disdain on his face.
"No, no!" Leshan opened her old leather bag and grabbed a handful of change, one yuan, five yuan, ten yuan, and the largest one was fifty yuan.
Wu Xingyang's eyes widened and he was furious. Before he could say anything, Leshan took out more change from her bag. This time there were a few red hundred-yuan bills, but they were still mainly change.
Perhaps because she thought it was too little to take out at one time, Leshan turned her purse upside down and thousands of pieces of change piled up on the table.
"You...what do you mean?" Wu Xingyang pointed at the "money mountain" in front of him with wide eyes, and shouted: "Why are they all in change?"
Leshan quickly explained: "My father is a vegetable seller. He leaves early and comes home late every day. These are all the money earned from buying vegetables! Knowing that there is still a long way to go before the tuition fee, the folks in the village generously donated money and collected a sum of money for me.
Sixteen thousand yuan!”
"Then why don't you go to the bank and exchange it for whole money?" Wu Xingyang was already at the point of getting angry.
Not only Wu Xingyang, but also the surrounding students showed disdain, especially the freshmen who were ranked behind Leshan.
"I didn't get enough until yesterday afternoon..." Leshan said cautiously.
"Fake!" Wu Xingyang cursed in a very unflattering way, stood up and shouted: "Did you do it on purpose? You deliberately wanted to embarrass me, right? Haven't you seen that other students use bank cards? Even if you
If you don’t know how to swipe a credit card, don’t use this method to punish people. Damn rural people, besides causing trouble to us city dwellers and damaging the appearance of the city, can you do something to make us think highly of you?
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"Teacher, how can you say that to me? These are the hard-earned money of my father and fellow villagers..." Leshan's tears fell from her eyes, pitifully.
Several freshmen and parents around them expressed their dissatisfaction. As a university teacher, how could he attack students with such vicious words?
However, these people dare to be angry but dare not say anything. After all, they are here to register. Their children have finally been admitted to Huadu University. It is better to do less than to do more.
"What, am I right?" Wu Xingyang pointed at Leshan, without any sympathy for her, and said in a more vicious tone: "Look at you, you are here dressed like this, what kind of place is this? This is the whole country.
Huadu University, which is ranked among the top ten, can’t you see how many people are queuing up behind you? Come here with a pile of change, and you won’t be able to count them all until dark! I don’t have such free time, so I can stay wherever I can to cool off.
Go ahead and don’t affect the people behind you, okay?”
The teachers at the registration desk all around pretended to turn a blind eye and were dealing with the matters in front of them.
Leshan cried even more sadly. In fact, she came to the gate early in the morning and was at the front of the queue. She was afraid that counting money would affect the new students behind her for a long time, so she voluntarily moved to the back.
"call……"
A gust of wind blew over for no reason, and someone shouted: "There is someone in the sky!"
However, people's attention was all on Wu Xingyang and Leshan, and few people looked up.
"call……"
Luo Lei saw the scene below when he was in the air. He originally planned to land on the side, but he changed his mind and hit Wu Xingyang directly!
Before hitting it, he kicked it hard!
Wu Xingyang heard the whistling wind above his head, and when he looked up, he was stunned. He saw a human-shaped thing coming towards him, with a white parachute dragging behind it.
"Plop..."
Things happened so fast that Wu Xingyang had no time to react before he was kicked to the ground!
It wasn't over yet, Luo Lei trampled Wu Xingyang under his feet! He pulled the right controller with his hand, and the parachute covered the two nearby registration points. Who let the teachers behind these two desks get closest without stopping them?
Woolen cloth!
There was a burst of chickens and dogs, and screams were everywhere.
"Holy shit, it's falling from the sky!" Student A exclaimed in surprise.
"Why is he wearing a military uniform? There is the logo of the Chinese Air Force on the parachute! What does he do? He is not an airborne soldier, right? I heard that the airborne troops are the most combat-effective force!" Student B looked envious.
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"So handsome, please date me!" A certain nymphomaniac's eyes were filled with peach blossoms!
Leshan was also frightened by Luo Lei who fell from the sky. She covered her mouth with her two small hands and looked at him in surprise as she was still stepping on Wu Xingyang hard.
"Damn it, I was in the sky when I heard a birdman crowing down below. It's really disappointing!" Luo Lei put on a look that he thought was very cool and said: "I thought Huadu University was really a place with very good personnel.
I didn’t expect that there are rubbish teachers here in higher places. If I had known this, why would I rush here in such a hurry!”
After saying something that no one could understand, Luo Lei turned to Le Shan and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, little sister, I will support you!"
Leshan nodded subconsciously, feeling a slight fondness for this dark-skinned man who fell from the sky for no reason.
Several security guards ran over with batons, and one of them shouted: "The guy carrying the parachute, what do you do?"
"Freshman, sign up!" Luo Lei took out the bag containing the admission notice and threw it over. The security guard quickly called a teacher to confirm and prove that it was indeed the real admission notice.
"Help...help!" Wu Xingyang screamed in pain after being stepped on by Luo Lei.
"Hey, why are you still on the ground?" Luo Lei pretended to have just seen it, jumped to the side, and deliberately stepped hard when he jumped.
Wu Xingyang felt that he was about to be trampled to death, and his face turned the color of pig liver because of the difficulty in breathing.
"Classmate, why did you come from above?" a security guard asked, pointing to the sky.
Luo Lei said to Wu Xingyang who was "lying" on the ground and refused to get up: "It's not because this grandson has done too many bad things, the Jade Emperor sent me to kick him, let's see if he dares to look down on rural people in the future! Rural areas
What's wrong with people? Without rural people, what do you city dwellers eat and drink? Count on your own conscience, who the hell is not a descendant of farmers? And those of you who have the title of teacher on your head, what happened to the change?
, you don’t have any change on you? You don’t even care about the money. Do you think you are the king of heaven? Come over here and count the money immediately, otherwise I won’t mind posting this matter on the Internet!”
"Brother Tianjiang, I support you!" A freshman wearing glasses held up his mobile phone and said, "I have recorded the scene just now!"
"Brother Tianjiang, I support you too!" Several nymphos ogled him one after another.
"Brother Tianjiang, we also support you!" Several parents who were traveling together said with fists.