"Little brother, you must see clearly next time before speaking, otherwise you will make a joke!" The middle-aged uncle said with a smile. The expression on his face at this time can be described with one word - chicken thief!
Luo Lei considers himself unlucky!
"Fuck!" He raised his neck and took two sips, then immediately sprayed it out again, muttering to himself: "The taste is wrong. When did Master Kong change the formula? It shouldn't be. You can't change the formula to taste like swill.
Bar?"
Take a closer look, I'm confused, what kind of Master Kang is that? It's obviously Kang Shuaibo!
"What an unscrupulous profiteer!" Luo Lei angrily threw the green tea on the ground and threw the bottle cap further away.
If this had happened in the past, he would definitely have asked his boss for comment. Thinking that it was not worth ruining his good mood over this trivial matter, he glanced at the small shop with disdain, turned around and drove in.
Go to the alley of Wu's house.
As soon as he arrived at the door of Wu's house, Luo Lei smelled the aroma of food and the sound of cooking coming from inside.
"Xiao Lei is here, come in and sit down! Why are you alone?" Wu Tianming's face looked much better than the previous few days, and he greeted him with a smile.
"Haha, hello, Uncle Wu!" Luo Lei walked into the room carelessly and said to him: "Sister Hanwei is unable to come because of something, so let me represent you! By the way, I have to tell Xiaowen not to prepare so many dishes, but to eat
No charge!”
There is a small door in the corner of the outhouse. Through the small door is the Wu family's kitchen. It is open-air and the area is no more than four square meters. There is only an old stove and an old table with a chopping board.
There are already two plates of vegetables on the table in the outer room, a plate of stir-fried green beans and a plate of stir-fried pork slices with fungus. The pot inside is frying shredded pork with green peppers. There is a pile of very finely chopped potatoes on the chopping board.
In the vegetable basket are washed green vegetables.
"Xiao Wen, there's no need to prepare so many dishes, I'm the only guest, ha ha!" Luo Lei opened the door and said to Wu Wen who was cooking: "Sister Han Wei can't come because she has something to do."
Wu Wen inside is wearing an apron, her long black hair is simply pulled up with a rubber band, and she is holding a frying spoon in one hand. She looks like a virtuous little wife, which makes people feel unique.
Tsk tsk, not bad, not bad. She can go to the hall or the kitchen. A girl like this can’t be found anywhere even with a lantern!
"Sister Murong didn't come, that's a pity!" Wu Wen looked at the dishes that had been prepared and said, "Anyway, they've been washed, and they just need to be stir-fried. Why don't you eat more later?"
Sister Murong’s share is also Bao Yuan’er!”
Smelling the aroma emanating from the pot, Luo Lei moved his index finger and said with a smile: "That's good, I will definitely have an autumn wind sweep the fallen leaves in a while!"
Soon, the small table outside was filled with plates, with five kinds of dishes and five different flavors, which were even better than those in the restaurant. Luo Lei sat on the stool with a smile. Since there were only two stools, Wu
Tianming can only sit on the bed.
"Xiao Lei, don't think the food is bad, that's all the conditions at home!" Wu Tianming said a few words, then reached out and took out a bottle of white wine from under the bed, and said with a smile: "How about two glasses of wine, please?"
"No!" Luo Lei and Wu Wen said in unison.
Luo Lei pointed to the wine bottle and said: "Uncle Wu has kidney disease. He should not drink alcohol, as it will make his condition worse! I am still a student and I have to study in the evening, so I cannot drink alcohol!"
"It's not appropriate to just eat vegetables without wine!" Wu Tianming said unwillingly.
Wu Wen took the bottle away when he wasn't paying attention, held it in her arms and said, "Luo Lei is right, you can't drink!"
Luo Lei could tell that Wu Tianming wanted to have a few drinks. He smiled and said: "Uncle Wu might as well endure it for a while. These days I am studying acupuncture to treat the disease. I believe there will be results soon."
!”
"That's great!" Wu Tianming said with an excited expression: "Xiao Lei, uncle really doesn't know how to thank you! By the way, let's not drink, let's have a drink. Xiao Wen, go and buy a few bottles!
"
"Oh!" Wu Wen put down the wine bottle.
"I'll go!" Luo Lei stood up first.
"No, you are a guest today, how can I let you go!" Wu Wen asked him to sit on the stool again without any explanation, and asked: "What do you want to drink?"
"Yogurt bar, carbonated drinks are not good for uncle's illness either!"
"Okay, you and dad eat first, and I'll buy it!"
After Wu Wen left, Luo Lei and Wu Tianming used chopsticks together. Wu Wen's craftsmanship was so amazing that Luo Lei ate and drank regardless of his image, almost swallowing it with his tongue.
"Hmm, it's delicious, so delicious!" Luo Lei said vaguely while chewing.
Wu Tianming saw it with joy in his heart. As a person who has been there, he understood the meaning of the saying that to retain a man's heart, you must first retain his stomach. Back then, Wu Wen's mother used her exquisite dishes to firmly bind her.
He won his heart, and now his daughter has inherited her mother's craftsmanship, and she doesn't have to worry about being unhappy in the future.
Luo Lei had no idea that Wu Tianming was thinking so far ahead. For him at this moment, eating was the most important thing.
After a while, Wu Wen came back with three boxes of yogurt, opened one and put it in front of Luo Lei, handed the second one to Wu Tianming, and kept the last one for herself.
"Xiaowen, your cooking skills are really amazing, it's so delicious..." Luo Lei swallowed the food in his mouth, picked up the yogurt and took a sip.
Then, he repeated the same action he did when he took his first sip of green tea. He tilted his head and spit it out with a "pop" sound. The taste was wrong. Compared with the previous swill-flavored green tea, it was simply stinky tofu.
"What's wrong?" Wu Wen asked with concern.
"It tastes wrong! It seems to have expired!" Luo Lei held up the yogurt box. When he saw the production date on it, he was furious. It had expired for a whole year, md unscrupulous profiteers, expired for so long
Dare to put things out for sale!
Wu Tianming and Wu Wen also quickly looked at the yogurt in their hands. As expected, they were all products that had expired for one year.
"Xiaowen, did you buy it at the small shop outside?" Wu Tianming asked.
"That's right!" Wu Wen nodded and said, "I asked him to exchange it. It's too much. He even sold me expired yogurt! Luo Lei, go and rinse your mouth in the kitchen."
Wu Wen took the yogurt handed over by Luo Lei and Wu Tianming and walked out angrily.
Luo Lei came back after rinsing his mouth, thinking of the bottle of Kangshuaibo green tea from before, and couldn't help but ask: "Uncle Wu, are you talking about the small shop on the north side of the alley, the one whose boss always has a smirk on his face?
"
"That's right!" Wu Tianming said angrily: "That guy is a die-hard profiteer. He always likes to pass off inferior goods as good ones. People here rarely buy things from him. If they are not careful, they will buy fakes and expired food.
It’s okay to lie to outsiders, they are all neighbors, but to actually lie to them is too much!”
"nnd, I'll go take a look too. Uncle Wu, please wait at home for a while!" Luo Lei walked out of the house and walked towards the alley.
Before he reached the alley, he heard the sound of a man and a woman arguing from the north. The female voice was Wu Wen, and the male voice was the middle-aged uncle with a very wretched appearance and expression.
"Why don't you change it? Are you still justified in selling expired yogurt? It's okay if you don't change it. Give me the money back!" Wu Wen's voice.
"The rules of our store are that once sold, all goods cannot be returned or exchanged! Who told you not to look at it carefully just now? Now you have found it again. Did you hide the three boxes of yogurt you bought from me and take the three boxes of yogurt?
Box of expired Laimengren!" the middle-aged uncle's voice said.
"You..." Wu Wen was trembling with anger. She pointed to the other boxes of yogurt on the counter and said, "These ones are from the same batch number as the ones I brought back. How do you explain it?"
"Why should I explain to you? Who are you? Don't think that I don't know you. Aren't you the daughter of the good-for-nothing family named Wu? You are so uncultured!" The middle-aged uncle said unhurriedly: "Besides.
, you have already opened these three boxes, how can I change them for you? Who will I sell them to after I change them? Next time, be careful and get out of here, otherwise I will slap you to death!"
tmd!
Luo Lei was furious, thinking that you have no reason to sell fakes and expired yogurt, but you actually said such vicious words to Wu Wen. I have to teach you a lesson today to let you know how many eyes Lord Ma has!
"Bang!"
Luo Lei strode into the small shop and kicked the counter. The wooden counter shook violently and was about to collapse, and the things stacked on it rolled down.
"Luo Lei, why are you here?" Wu Wen asked.
"Let's teach this guy whose conscience was eaten by a dog a lesson!" Luo Lei kicked the counter again, this time with more force.
"Bang... bang, bang..."
The counter did not dare to bear a heavy load and instantly broke into several parts. Various items placed inside fell to the floor. The middle-aged man tried his best to grab only a few boxes of items. He opened his eyes wide and cursed: "You little bastard."
, you are tired of living, you are looking for death! Pay for it, or I will kill you today if you don’t pay for it!"
"Okay, I want to see who kills whom!" Luo Lei dragged Wu Wen behind him and looked at the middle-aged uncle with provocative eyes.
The middle-aged uncle threw the boxes he was holding on the ground, raised his fist and hit Luo Lei in the face.
Well done, you made the first move, and I'm going to defend myself next!
Sister Hanwei, it’s not that I want to cause trouble, but this grandson is too bullying. If you were here, you would definitely do the same! Luo Lei muttered these words in his heart, and raised his head calmly.
Legs up!
When the middle-aged uncle's fist was still a foot away from Luo Lei's face, he could no longer send it forward because Luo Lei's right foot had already kicked his lower abdomen.
"Bang!"
Uncle Zhongnan immediately held his stomach and bent down, looking like a big shrimp, and let out a muffled groan.
You are such a bitch, Luo Lei raised his left leg and his knee hit him in the face.
"Bang! Plop..."
The middle-aged uncle was lying among a pile of expired food and fake goods, with a dozen birds surrounding his head, chirping non-stop.