Looking at the beautiful beauty in palace attire in front of him, Luo Lei wiped his hair and said to himself: "She must have fainted. With a heart of a Bodhisattva who saves lives and heals the wounded, I will use artificial respiration!"
After saying that, the guy leaned down and naturally placed one of his hands on a towering mountain peak of the beauty.
Hmm~ He almost screamed out in comfort, the elasticity was so good that the thief hand couldn't help but squeeze twice on the top of the mountain.
Hehe, artificial respiration, my favorite!
His big mouth was about to fall on the beauty's delicate lips, but at this moment, the beauty's big eyes suddenly opened.
Luo Lei couldn't help being startled and stopped temporarily.
"You bastard, you are so frivolous with me, you are seeking death!" the beauty shouted. Before Luo Lei had time to react, he was pushed out by a powerful force, which was even more serious than the previous time.
He tried his best to stabilize his body in the air, but he couldn't find a way. In the end, he fell flat on his back, completely losing his image!
The beauty stood up with a frosty face, stretched out her right hand, and a golden bracelet appeared on it, and shouted sternly: "I will kill you to regain my innocence!"
This girl was quite unlucky. She originally came down to help the Chinese people through the crisis in accordance with the decree of heaven. Who would have thought that because she was not familiar with the road, she traveled hundreds of thousands of miles in vain, and when she finally landed?
It didn't go so smoothly. When I took back my magical power, I got hit on the head for no reason, and then I fainted.
Then, she saw an adulterer who was trying to do something unfaithful to her. She was so sulky all the way, how could she not explode?
No wonder she misunderstood, but Luo Lei put one hand on her chest and caressed it dishonestly, and his big mouth was meant to cover her small mouth. Anyone who put it on her would get the wrong idea.
In fact, it's not a misunderstanding. Who told you to take advantage of it from the beginning?
"Death..." Luo Lei jumped up from the ground and shouted: "You little girl, how can you repay a favor with a grudge? I want to save you, and it's okay if you don't thank me, but you even hit me!"
"Thank you, thank you for being such a slut?" The beauty had a frosty look on her face, and she would fight Luo Lei if she even disagreed.
"Hey, hey, hey, you fainted, right? Do you know that you were in danger at that time? If I hadn't arrived in time, you would have died, do you know?" Luo Lei said confidently.
The beauty's expression was startled. Could it be that he helped me fight off the sneak attack guy?
The so-called sneak attack refers to the blow she received on the head.
Luo Lei is the culprit.
"When I saw you fainted, I just wanted to give you artificial respiration. It would be better for you to just fly your savior more than a hundred meters away without asking any questions!" Luo Lei put on a look of bitterness and hatred.
Could it be that he was wronged? The beauty saw that Luo Lei was a kind person and did not look like a slut.
Kind? Brother is the most kind, hahaha!
"Then let me ask you, did someone hit me on the head before?" the beauty asked.
Luo Lei couldn't help but feel nervous, "Oh my God, it turns out she is the one who came out of the ball of light! I just hit you on the head. Didn't I know that there was a beauty inside? I thought she was a foreigner!"
He rolled his eyes and thought that if he told the truth, the misunderstanding would probably deepen. Since you don't know, let me do whatever I want!
"That's right, I saw a guy hit you on the head with a stick from a distance, beautiful woman. I knew that guy must have bad intentions, so I rushed over!" Luo Lei spat in his mouth and Xingzi said, "It's better to kill him.
It took a lot of force to beat that kid away. I saw that he was using a lot of force with the stick, so I thought that you, beauty, must be seriously injured, so I had to use artificial respiration without checking carefully. Please forgive me for any oversight!"
After hearing this, the beautiful woman with a frosty face looked much better and asked, "Are you a cultivator?"
"Yes, in the later stage of integration, you will soon be able to advance to the Mahayana stage!" Luo Lei said with a smile: "Beauty, you are also a cultivator, you must be better than me, otherwise, you would not be able to beat me so far!
"
"I'm not a cultivator!" The beauty shook her head.
"How is that possible!" Luo Lei's eyes widened. Can ordinary people beat him so far?
Just kidding, even if the incident happened suddenly, if you don't have any strength, let alone knocking me away, you would need at least a few thousand gold or more to make me move.
"I am a fairy!" the beauty said calmly.
"Oh, god, let me tell you! What, who are you?" Luo Lei was even more surprised, god?
Immortals who are more powerful than cultivators in the Tribulation Stage, aren't they all in the sky? Why do you always appear here? First of all, are you sure that when you landed just now, you didn't hit the ground with your head first?
The beauty ignored the suspicion in Luo Lei's heart and said in a calm tone: "Heaven sensed that a big disaster was about to happen in the world, and sent me here to help you overcome the difficulty! You happen to be a cultivator, which means that we are destined to do this.
I'm going to leave it to you to handle it, how about it? However, your strength is really poor and must be improved in some way. I can help you, but you also have to pay something for it?"
What rice?
Again, the rhetoric of saving the earth and saving humanity has been badly acted in movies, okay? I am an adult, okay? How can I still be fooled like this?
"What, don't you believe it?" the beauty asked.
"I don't know your name yet. You say you came from heaven. How can you prove it?" Luo Lei asked.
The beauty smiled and said: "My name is Zi Luo. I am a third-level true immortal in the heaven. I have helped Taishang Laojun for several years and I am also his disciple! Have you seen my bracelet? This is
The magic weapon that Laojun gave me is called the Vajra Circle!"
You're lying, isn't the Vajra Circle the nose ring on the nose of Taishang Laojun's mount, the Green Ox? Didn't you bully me for not seeing "Journey to the West"?
"The diamond ring is in your hand, what should the ring on the green bull's nose be called?" Luo Lei was ready to expose the deception of the beauty in front of him.
"That ring is called the Golden Circle of Light! By the way, you must know it from "Journey to the West", do you believe that kind of novel?" The beauty shook her wrist with the diamond circle and said with a smile: "Okay.
, I’ve introduced myself, it’s your turn!”
"Tomb Faction, Luo Lei!" Luo Lei patted his chest and said, "Brother's biggest hobby is collecting beauties like you, girl, stop acting! For the sake of you being a beauty, I won't say anything.
What's the matter? You're so beautiful. Why do you have to be a liar? How about I give you a chance to follow me and be my little wife, and also find you a real job? "
Who says there are no liars in the world of cultivation? There are many people who deceive people with fake elixirs and fake magic weapons, and the inspection department never cares about such things. Who told you not to be discerning? You deserve to be deceived. Remember this next time
Be thoughtful.
"What did you say?" Zi Luo's anger immediately rose, and a beam of light shot out from the diamond circle, hitting Luo Lei very quickly.
Luo Lei still didn't have time to react, it was too fast, but the Qi Shield still successfully deployed a layer of defense around his body.
"Bang..."
He was so miserable that he was beaten out for the third time.
This time it was even worse. He flew hundreds of meters away, his Qi shield had been broken up long ago, and he fell heavily to the ground. There was no pain anywhere on his body.
This time he believed it. You must know that even if he faced Sun Chunpin, he would not be defeated so completely.
"Wow, this is just a joke. How can you take it seriously?" Luo Lei pretended to be pitiful and said, "You still expect me to save mankind. If you beat me up, who do you expect?"
Zi Luo's perfect body floated in mid-air, pouting her little mouth and saying: "Who asked you to say those words? Well, did I really beat you to death! Not to mention your ability to resist beating is quite strong, if
Ordinary cultivators in the integration stage would have been beaten to death by me long ago!"
It's bad luck, brother!
Luo Lei rubbed his butt and stood up. He had to figure out what this girl did first, before China encountered a disaster.
It turns out that the heavens sensed that a foreign magical weapon was working in the Huaxia Kingdom and summoned the alien races from the alien planet. Those highly destructive alien races would soon come to the Huaxia Kingdom and start wreaking havoc.
"What foreign tribe, so powerful!" After hearing Zi Luo's words, Luo Lei smacked his lips and said, "Why is our country of China suffering? Could it be that some official has done something that is jealous of others?"
"I don't know about this. As the saying goes, if there is an effect, there must be a cause. You and I can meet here first. These all have cause and effect!" Zi Luo said: "I only know that those alien monsters come from a planet called Kuruk.
Oh, by the way, Kuruk is an ancient name, and you people on earth like to call it Maya!"
"Damn it, Maya!" The image of the crystal skull immediately appeared in Luo Lei's head. The person who defrauded the skull from Vice Chairman Lin was Navajo, and he himself was an Indian lich and knew the function of the skull!
Moreover, there has always been a saying that destroying the skull is equivalent to destroying the earth, which means that the crystal skull has been destroyed.
"tmd!"
Thinking of this, Luo Lei couldn't help but uttered a curse word. At first, he thought it would be safer to bring the crystal skull back for storage. Unexpectedly, only two months later, the skull changed hands. If he had known it, it would still be with the M country people.
Even if someone destroys it, the people of country M will be the first to suffer.
Now it's better, China has become the first country to bear the brunt.
"What's wrong with you?" Zi Luo asked.
Luo Lei held his head and said: "You really found the right person to find me. I should be responsible for this matter! How long will it take for those monsters to get here? By the way, didn't you say that I have to improve my strength or something?
Are those monsters powerful?"
Zi Luo's expression became solemn and she said: "These monsters have a strong ability to regenerate. If you don't have the strength to transcend the tribulation stage, you can't kill them!"