After we finished eating, we sent Lin Ran back to school. After getting off the bus, Lin Ran said to me: "Remember, if I don't let you get your ears pierced willingly, I will never be able to get married in my life. "
I smiled and said, "Don't, wife, if you really can't get married, this will be the end of the world."
Lin Ran slapped me in the face and said, "You are not being serious. Please be safe when you go back. Bye bye, husband." After saying that, he said to Wei Wei and Xiao Ai, "Bye bye, you two."
After we said goodbye, Wei Wei and Xiao Ai and I went back to school. The same procedure followed. Xiao Ai said goodbye to Viagra. Watching Xiao Ai enter the school, Wei Wei and I walked to the Internet cafe next to the school. As we walked, I took a picture of Viagra and said, "How was your chat with Sister Baozi today? It's been such a long time. Let me summarize it."
Wei Wei smiled: "What can be the matter? Damn, I'm sad. Look at one of my buddies, who is in another class. When you see that netizen, how beautiful he is. I have fantasized about it for so long, and today I saw that guy. Pig, you almost made me angry to death. I felt like vomiting blood, but I didn’t vomit it out.”
"Why don't you video chat with her? Look, how much trouble would be saved if we video chatted with her, damn" I cursed,
"We said we should maintain a sense of mystery. Damn it, we need a video. Can you still smoke in Greater China?" Wei Wei said,
I thought for a while: "This mysterious feeling is good, shit, I said I have no cigarettes to smoke, but you don't give me a cigarette to smoke."
Wei Wei thought for a while: "But it's definitely not Greater China. I'll give you a Hongyun at most."
"Damn, this also tells me that after all, I have told you that I have worked so hard for you, can the Internet believe it?"
"That's not possible. When fate comes, nothing is certain."
I kicked him: "Be good to Xiao Ai, damn, you are so inhumane. If I hadn't reacted quickly today, I would have almost been dragged into the fire pit by you."
Wei Wei smiled: "In the future, you will have a better memory, so you should cherish what you have in front of you. I think Lin Ran is pretty good, but you don't behave very well. You still have the nerve to talk to me. Today you are at KFC and at the entrance of the park. That woman kept staring at me when we were chatting."
"I wonder if you have heard of such a saying?" After saying that, I took a puff of cigarette.
"What are you talking about?" Viagra asked,
"A wife is always good to others, and a child is always good to oneself."
"Damn it, don't say it, it seems like this is really the case." Wei Wei said,
"Then you should cherish it. You know what? Okay, let's figure it out for ourselves. We're at the entrance of the Internet cafe."
"Huixu, you idiot, you're a loser. I won't win if I'm with you." After I heard this, I turned around and looked around. Sure enough, the plane was there too.
I slapped Viagra and said, "When you get in, join me and torture Brother Fei and the others."
"How did you know they were there, oh, I know, you saw his car," Wei Wei replied,
"No, I heard him scolding Huixu. A rookie scolded a rookie. In fact, both of them are the same." After the two of us entered, they just finished playing the game. After Weiwei and I turned on the machine,
Brother Xu pulled me: "Hey, why did you come here? Start, let's start. Beat the fool and fly."
Brother Fei scolded from the opposite side: "Fuck, can I work with you? The main thing is Chenyang Taicai."
After hearing this, Chen Yang scolded him again: "Damn it, you are the one who needs to be scolded. I will bring your father and I with you for everything."
The afternoon ended amidst a lot of noise. After a whole afternoon of CS, no one went to class. It was very enjoyable. After school in the evening, Viagra went to pick up Xiao Ai. Before leaving, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "After careful consideration, , I decided to live with my little hobby, I figured it out, hey, I really regret my behavior today."
I ignored him because I was too lazy. If this woman were a beauty today, the two of them might have sex.
Brother Xu, Chenyang Xiaochao, insisted on keeping me up all night. I called my wife for approval, but she still didn’t pass, so I returned to the dormitory under their disdainful eyes. Brother Fei left with me, because he left after an hour. Inside, I answered 3 calls, and they seemed to be from different women. According to Fei Ge, she was looking for true love.
We had dinner together in the evening. When the dormitory was about to close, I returned to the dormitory. When I arrived at the door of the dormitory, I opened the door and saw Yoko Hao and several people from the dormitory chatting there.
I went over and took a picture of Brother Hao: "What's wrong? They're all gathered here. What are we talking about? What's new?"
Yoko then said: "Haha, don't you know, your classmate Liu Meng called Brother Hao just now and said something very cool."
I glanced at Brother Hao: "What's the matter?"
Brother Hao touched his head: "Do you know the director of our school's Political and Education Department who is in charge of the dormitory?"
"I know, I don't seem to come to the boys' dormitory very often. In the boys' dormitory, there are usually old men in the dormitory who work tirelessly to round up the numbers every day. What happened?" I asked,
"Damn it, you don't even know this, it's up to you whether you can do it or not."
"Nonsense, I'm much better than you. Didn't you just ask the fat man on the phone?" I originally wanted to say Big Mouth, but then I thought about it, Yoko, Brother Hao, and Xiao Fatty, you can’t just say that there will be danger. Brother Hao is not Viagra. He can’t beat Brother Hao.
Brother Hao thought for a while: "The director in charge of the dormitory in the Political and Education Department basically visits the girls' dormitory once every three days, and often goes inside the dormitory. He never goes to the boys' dormitory. He always rushes to the girls' dormitory after turning off the lights. He left, which was just for inspection in name. When all the girls heard that he was coming, they all closed the dormitories, locked the doors, and cried wolf. He was still cheerful. He always had many formal reasons and would not go early. He didn’t go there even when it was late, he had to wait until the dormitory was closed and the lights were turned off before going, so the girls scolded him and said he was a super pervert.”
"Oh, I've heard this. I've heard it before. What's wrong? What's wrong?" I asked,
Brother Hao continued: "Tonight, he went there early. He went there when the dormitory door was closed but the lights were not turned off. He walked around inside for several times. He didn't know what he was doing and didn't leave. Later, two girls really I couldn't stand it anymore, so I took the foot washing water and poured it all over him. This was so good that everyone around saw it. The girls' dormitory building exploded. It was so enjoyable. Just now the teacher downstairs in the dormitory came up and asked me to answer the phone. As soon as I got to the reception room and answered the phone, I heard Xiaomeng telling me these things, and she was so excited. Damn it, this person is so damn perverted, and he is more ruthless than you."
"Mom, it's none of my business, you idiot."
"Mistake, mistake, I said it subconsciously," Brother Hao hurriedly explained,
I thought for a while and asked him again: "What happened next? He didn't make a fuss."
Brother Hao said happily: "What a fart. After those girls splashed on him, they called him shameless and told him to get lost. Then he left. Legend has it that he went downstairs to reprimand the teacher in the dormitory. As he walked,
The people in the girls’ dormitory cheered and yelled at him to get out of here.”
When I heard it, I said, "Holy crap, it's really fake."
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