My mother glanced at my father, and then my father said: "Can you support me?"
"Why can't I support you anymore? Now you have food, shelter and clothing, but that's not possible."
"What do you think, no matter who you live with, you can have food, shelter, and clothing."
"Then do you regret it and forget how I used my masculine charm?"
"Don't tell me, I really regret it, and your son, day by day, is almost making him angry to death."
"Can you two talk without me? I'll recruit you to bear with me."
"I have to take you with me. By the way, tell me about your shameless father."
My father smiled: "Okay, okay, I won't argue with you. Let's just say this. It's because I can't support you anymore, so I taught your son to marry a woman he can afford and to support others. You "Look at what I said, it's no problem." Looking at my father's words, deeds, and smile, it really gave me the feeling that, psychologically speaking, he was indeed very thick-skinned,
My mother didn’t say anything, and I laughed along with her. Then the old man got up to pay the bill. Our family went shopping outside, buying some things for the New Year. We were joking, joking, and talking nonsense along the way. We were very happy. My parents were both. People who are more open-minded feel very comfortable talking to them, and there is little generation gap.
The 30th day of the twelfth lunar month, commonly known as the New Year’s Eve, is very special. Our whole family went to my grandpa’s house, as well as my cousin and his two families. After the morning meal, the whole family joked and made a fuss. , after a lot of fussing, I started playing mahjong and set up several tables at my grandpa’s house.
I was ignored. No one took me to play. I was also the youngest in this big family. My cousins didn’t take me to play. Except for my father, everyone thought I was too young and didn’t want to play with me.
My dad inherited his past style. In my grandpa’s house, it was undefeated in the casino.
My grandfather has inherited his past style. At my grandfather’s house, it was like a casino.
I really can’t stand it anymore. I’m at my grandpa’s house, eating grandpa’s food, drinking grandpa’s water, using grandpa’s appliances, blowing on grandpa’s heating and air conditioning, watching grandpa’s TV, and in the end I have to win over my grandpa. money,
So I slapped my father and said, "I'll go up and play a few games for you and change hands."
"Can you do it? If you can't do it, let me do it." Grandpa is very kind and treats me very, very well.
"It's okay, it's Chinese New Year, just let me play a few games." He said and gave my father a slap on the shoulder.
"Okay, okay, come on, let me play a few games for you. Put this little change there. If you lose, you can ask for it."
"You're the only one who dares to play, I'm sorry if we win your money," my uncle said
My dad then said, "Do you know what my nickname is?" No one paid attention to him, and he himself said, "I am the unbeaten one in the casino."
After saying "Okay", I went up and started playing cards for my father. I played 8 rounds of cards. I had surprisingly good luck and some skills. Anyway, the result was that the casino was undefeated. When I finished my bet, I sighed: "What a time." Don't be merciful, the waves behind you in the Yangtze River push the waves ahead." After saying that, he sighed again, the God of Gamblers has fallen, everyone is very happy,
The happiest person was my grandfather. My grandfather kissed me and said, "Baby grandson." It wasn't because I won money, it was because everyone was happy. As we get older, happiness is more important than anything else.
No one thought about why I could play cards and win money. They all thought it was because I was lucky and looked down upon me. The joy of the New Year diluted everything.
After playing cards all night, the whole family squatted in front of the TV and watched the Spring Festival Gala. It was really boring. I never watched it. I just wanted to watch Zhao Benshan for the last time. I love him and love his good acting and high level. , I felt comfortable watching it. Big names are indeed big names. I thought at that time, when my ability to deceive people reaches his level, or my acting skills are as good as his, how many more times can I have sex with someone? The idea is a bit evil. , Ang, just think about it, in fact, I am very dedicated, everyone knows,
I have to stay up late on New Year's Eve and eat dumplings. There is still money in the dumplings. Whoever eats them will be lucky. My father used to eat them because he is fat and eats a lot. Every time he eats them, he is said to be lucky. ,
It turned out that it was my mother who ate this time. My father smiled and said, "You must be lucky to have found such a good husband."
"He has such a good son." I caught up quickly.
"You two are so shameless," my mother scolded with a smile. Everyone was very happy.
After eating the dumplings, my cousin took out a box of Soft China from his pocket, threw it on the table, and said to the whole family, "Smoke this time first, finish this time, and smoke the good ones."
I am very different: "Where does it come from and what is good."
My cousin smiled and said, "You are the first to smoke this time. You will know later."
"I just want to know what's good"
"Then you can't smoke this time."
"No, I'll do it. Brother, it's Chinese New Year, so hurry up."
My cousin Yile took out a box of giant pandas from his pocket and threw it on the table. He didn't say anything after throwing it.
I glanced to the left and to the right, and I went over to open the box openly, took it out and held it in my mouth. I couldn't bear to light it. I've never smoked such a good cigarette. I'm young and the youngest in the family. I'm so There are no rules, and no one will say anything about it. Moreover, it is the Chinese New Year, and I didn’t criticize me. The old man did say a few words to me, but he didn’t criticize me. He meant to blame me for not giving him the cigarette first, saying that I was not old enough. Xiao, I threw him another one with a smile. My father wouldn’t say that I had no rules. I just corrected my mistakes when I knew they were wrong.
In the early morning, I volunteered to set off firecrackers with two big coats, and ran out to set them off. After I went out, I made up my mind for a long time, and finally planned to let them go. I fumbled around in my bag for a long time, but I didn't bring a lighter. I thought about climbing back upstairs to get it. Well, I happened to take a puff of cigarette and remembered. Fortunately, I had a giant panda in my mouth.
I'm very happy. We don't need a lighter to light the cannon. This year has been good, and the new year will definitely be even better. I'm going to use a giant panda to light the cannon today. Have you done it?
After shooting off the cannon, I went back to the house and called Lin Ran. After a long and sweet conversation, I hung up the phone. I saw that I had been on the phone for two hours, and suddenly I wanted to touch meat. Where can I go to touch meat during this time? I was wondering if I should find a girl, but I haven’t received the New Year’s money yet. I was afraid that if I went there by myself, they wouldn’t let me find one.
But if Lin Yifei is with me, he will definitely be able to find one. I always feel that according to his talent, if he doesn’t open a bar, KTV, and provide some girls, he will lose money, and I’m sorry for the words in his mouth. The so-called true love is two words,
So, I called these friends one by one. The content of the call meant blessings, but the language expression was not blessings, but curses.
I called Brother Xu, "Hey, Huixu's son, daddy is here to wish you a happy New Year." Brother Xu replied, "I'm sorry for your mother."
Chen Yang called me, "Grandson Liu, take care of your father and your mother." I replied, "I'm sorry for your mother."
I called Brother Fei, and it took a long time to get through. The other person on the phone said, "I'm going to mess with you, sir. Do you know how bad it will ruin the atmosphere?" I replied, "I'm going to mess with your mother. I'll take care of your parents." "Okay. Got it.” By the way, I heard the woman’s voice on the other side of the phone,
When I called Xiaochao, there was also a woman's voice, telling him to go to sleep.
I received a congratulatory text message, so I called him: "You have such a strong sense of being a small farmer, you can't even bear to make a phone call."
He scolded you, "I'm fucking your mother." I also heard a woman's voice saying, "How many times have I told you to be more civilized?" According to my experience, this scolding person is a teacher, too. I don’t know if I just had a quarrel with Chen Yang, or if my aunt came again, I always thought that Shitai had early menopause, or that she had one more menopause per month than others. I just didn’t dare to say it. I don’t know who said it. In such a sentence, only women and villains in the world are difficult to raise. Wow, this is so damn true.
I called Qi Hao, but the line was busy. I called Qi Hao several times, but the line was always busy. Finally, at 5 o'clock in the morning, he called me back and told me that he was chatting with the little fat guy just now. He didn't have the courage to confess his love yet. By the way, he told me, He entrusted me with his lifelong affairs,
Yoko called me and said that we would discuss his Sichuan affairs after school started. I told him directly that I didn’t understand, so I couldn’t go to Sichuan. You can understand it yourself. Yoko said again that you don’t understand and said New Year. Happy, then hung up the phone,
When Viagra called me, he was with Xiao Ai, and they both said Happy New Year to me, and I also said Happy New Year to them. He seemed to be the only one who didn't curse the person wishing on the street,
Then the call was made to Xi Yu. I hesitated for a long time before calling. After chatting for a while, a man picked up the phone and said, "Can you tell my sister to stop making me depressed?" I was so stupid when I gave such a name, and then I heard the sound of the setting sun. Oh, please be gentle, I'm stupid. Anyway, everyone is happy and very happy during the Chinese New Year.
I'm thinking of calling our class teacher. Although I don't like her, I'm living under her hands after all. I still need to flatter her. I just suddenly forgot the class teacher's last name. I'm afraid of embarrassment. I was embarrassed to ask others, so I picked a blessing text message and sent it, but the head teacher actually texted me back, saying nothing more than thank you and for working hard.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I kowtow once and get hundreds of yuan. It’s worth it. I go around to pay New Year greetings and get lucky money. I’m still waiting for my cousin to get married soon. With the New Year's money, I bought myself a box of Great China. Although I smoked a lot, I really rarely bought it because I couldn't afford it. I could only enjoy it during the Chinese New Year.
On the second day of the Lunar New Year, I went back to my grandma's house with my family, and continued to kowtow to my mother's family to earn new year's money. I didn't refuse anyone who came, and I would take a hundred more if I could. Anyway, it was my mother who gave me a gift, and I always gave it to me. The wink means that the eyes are moving back and forth, which means that I want to take less.
But I don’t understand what she means, and I really don’t understand what she means,
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