"Haha, then of course I am very good at cheating. If I can't cheat, how can I find a girl? You know why Xiao Chao can't find a partner."
"I know this. He's too fucking apologetic, too abstract, and too sorry for the audience." Chen Yang spoke with such a ferocious expression,
"Chen Yang, I'm going to fuck your uncle."
I glanced at Chen Yang, "Why are you so fucking cruel? Your expression is so cruel when you speak. What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Chao followed up with "That's right."
I glanced at Xiao Chao, "Actually, let me tell you the simplest and closest to your true situation. You see, we all use insults to insult your sister, your elder sister, and your wife. The same curse words will not be used when it comes to you. Now, it’s become a big deal. We have different gender orientations. They don’t understand you, and I can’t understand you. I know that only the bald man understands you.”
"Fuck your uncle." No, "Fuck your sister."
After Xiao Chao finished speaking, we all laughed, and Brother Xu kicked me, "Stop talking to them, come and continue talking to me, and exchange your experiences."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "Okay, then I'll talk to you again, and I won't make trouble with you. I have no ill intentions, and I'm not complaining for Li Yu. I don't like that woman either, what I'm saying is This matter of yours is my opinion on your matter."
Brother Xu smiled at me, "Okay, keep talking. What do you think?"
I glanced at Brother Xu, "What you did is wrong. If you say you don't want it, you won't want it. So it's normal for people to hate you. It's also possible to retaliate against you. This is the way the woman you are dating is like. If you provoke you, why don't you do it?" The woman who should be provoked has also played tricks on others, so I feel that it is normal for her to hate you and take revenge on you. Are you saying what I said is a bit profound? "
Chen Yang kicked me, "It seems that the women you provoke are all provoked by you. Xiyang is just an example. After all, Xiyu is much more powerful than Li Yu."
I glanced at Chen Yang, "Nothing too outrageous has ever happened between Xi Yu and me. At least we haven't had sex. At least I have no responsibility for her. Whatever she wants is all of her own free will."
"Just brag, Silly."
"Fuck you uncle, you asked me to talk, you asked me to talk, I will talk with you for a while, damn, listen to me, Xiyu, she is indeed a good girl, and I am sorry for her, but in the end I didn't Going to bed with her doesn't ruin anyone's purity. You can't compare to Hui Xu. Besides, it's not that I don't want to go to bed with her, and it's not that I don't have the chance. I just restrain myself. If I go to bed with her, I won't face her so calmly now. Yeah, I'll feel guilty."
"You're just pretending." Xiao Chao kicked me.
"How can you pretend to be so stupid? This is just for me and my brothers to drink some wine and chat casually. That's what it is. A group of old men get together. Besides talking about women and games, what else can they talk about? You What does a little virgin know?"
"Hey, can't we talk about studying? Our task is to study. If you don't study, why are you here?"
As soon as I heard this, "What a fool, Xiaochao, you are a brat, so let me ask you the simplest question, do you know what alpha and beta are."
"Does this have anything to do with studying?" You idiot,
I felt depressed all of a sudden. I stared at him for a long time and said, "Doesn't it matter? You don't know what alpha and beta mean."
Xiao Chao glanced at me, "The guy who drives the plane and the rat who drives the tank are two. What the hell does this have to do with studying." Xiao Chao's expression when he spoke, well, how can I describe it? It's very serious, very calm, and very self-righteous. ,
After hearing this, I laughed. Damn it, when I was a kid, I saw Shuke flying a plane and Beta driving a tank, which must have damaged his brain. I didn’t refute him, I just brushed him off and said, “You’re so fucking uneducated.” Then I said: I ignored him. The reason why I asked him about these two mathematical characters was because I felt that I was familiar with these two characters myself. I forgot when I accidentally remembered them.
Chen Yang and Huixu also uniformly ignored this kid. They actually said that Alpha and Beta are mice that fly planes and tanks. Damn, this is like saying that Archimedes' principle was invented by Newton. It is uneducated. It’s really scary. Hey, Newton obviously invented that principle of gravity. Yes, yes, it’s the law of universal gravitation.
Back to the topic, Brother Xu opened a can of beer and handed it to me, "Okay, keep talking, Chen Yang and I are listening, don't pay attention to that coward."
"Fuck your sister, Huixu." Xiao Chao scolded,
I glanced at Xiao Chao, and then smiled at Brother Xu, "Then I'll continue talking. Listen, the problem between Lin Ran and Xi Yu, to be honest, I feel that Xi Yu treats me better than Lin Ran. ,More suitable for me."
"Fuck, this sentence is too pretentious."
"Fuck you, you know shit. It's just that I met Lin Ran first. Lin Ran, she gave me everything. I can't just say I don't want it. She also treats me sincerely, so no matter what, I will do it." Live well with her and be good to her. Only if she breaks up with me, I will never break up with her. The biggest difference between you and me is that if this woman sleeps with me, then I will never break up with her. Let me go, unless she doesn't love me anymore, or she gives up on me, or she doesn't need me to be responsible." I suddenly thought of Chen Ran,
Brother Xu interrupted me, "You are responsible. You are responsible. How old are you? You are too big for your mother."
I smiled and said, "It's just bullshit. To be honest, if Lin Ran had been living like this with me, I would really marry her. After all, it's been so many years."
"Lin Ran is quite petty sometimes and likes to talk about breakups." Brother Xu said,
"Who did you listen to? How do you know?"
Brother Xu smiled, "When we were drinking in the past, Ah Fei said that Ah Fei always had a bad time when you were in junior high school. It seemed that you were very weak and timid when you first went there in the first year of junior high school."
"Fuck you uncle, this is what I call responsible."
"You're calling it pretending."
"You can also say that."
"But Lin Ran is better than Li Yu in this regard. You can take advantage of it. If you really don't want to get along with Lin Ran one day, you will probably leave her in the cold for a few days. According to her temperament, she will definitely break up with you. You also said so. In the past, you have lost your conscience. In fact, if you do this, you will be even more fucked up."
After listening to Brother Xu's words, I looked up and stared at Brother Xu for a long time. I didn't refute, and I didn't know what I was thinking. I wanted to deny it, and I loved Lin Ran very much, but I just didn't say anything.
The atmosphere was a little weird. Brother Xu was the first to break the silence. "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this problem anymore and continue talking about my business. Regarding the issue of what you can afford to provoke and what you can't afford to provoke, what did you make of it? Tell me. .”
I sighed, lit a cigarette, and calmed down. "Let me tell you this, Brother Xu, I will make troubles, I will talk to you about little girls, I will talk about little girls, but I will talk to Lin Ran Well, I will definitely be responsible for her. If she treats me well for a day, I will treat her well for a day, and no matter what happens, I will understand and understand what should be done and what should not be done. , I have a daughter-in-law, so I will definitely not mess with people I shouldn’t mess with, and I will definitely do what I think people should do to the end.”
"Then according to what you said, you always provoke Xiyu, does that mean that Xiyu is the person you should provoke? She is easy to provoke."
"Why do you see me provoking Xi Yu all the time? I didn't offend her. She is a good girl. I just want to be friends with her and don't want to let her go."
"Screw you, uncle, you obviously want to use her as your backup wife. If you lose such a good girl, you will regret it sooner or later." Chen Yang scolded,
"Actually, Lin Ran is pretty good too." Brother Xu followed,
"Hey, I still have good luck with romance and good luck with girls. I'm still a little envious." Xiao Chao continued,
I glanced at the three of them, "Are you done with your sighs? Originally we were talking about Hui Xu and Li Yu, but finally it got to us. Let's get back to the topic. I talked to you so much, talking nonsense, and finally used my old man. How about I give you a summary."
Brother Xu smiled, "Hey, what's the summary? Come on, let me listen to our dad's classic quotes."
I stood up and took a sip of beer. "Take the responsibility you can afford and marry the woman you can afford."
As soon as I finished saying this, Brother Xu was stunned for a while, "That's a good point." Then he walked up to me and patted my shoulder. In fact, we have different attitudes towards women and handle them in different ways. .”
I raised my head and looked at Brother Xu, thought about it carefully, and said nothing. Indeed, to tell the truth, I will not let go of Lin Ran, and I can't let go of Xi Yu. Suddenly, I started thinking randomly again,
It would be great if I could go back to ancient times. I don’t have any other ideas or big ambitions. I still have the same ideal and wish. I don’t want anything else. I just hope that I can go back to ancient times and be the son of a landlord. He leads a bunch of dog slaves all day long, cruising around and making trouble, molesting women from good families, and marrying many, many, many wives.
If possible, open a big brothel. It must be very big. It is best to be one that can be passed down in history. Moreover, there were many virgins at that time, and you could even have a private contract for a lifetime of holding hands. I am putting it Xiaochao took him back to time travel and found two girls for him to breed the next generation. Moreover, they were all virgins. It would be great to have many, many more. It would also save him from being impatient every day. But, call the girl,
Hey, I have to add one more thing, since you are fantasizing, you have to be realistic. At that time, there must be someone from my family in the court to support me. He Shen is very good, handsome, sexy, rich, good at getting into trouble, and He is talented. Really, it would be best to arrange him as my second uncle. If it really makes me live such a happy life and allows me to only live from the age of 10 to 30, I will be happy and happy too.
I thought too far again and went off topic. Returning to the topic, Brother Xu saw that I was silent for a long time without saying anything, so he pushed me and said, "I'm stupid. I got to the point. I'm sorry."
I regained my composure, looked at him and smiled, "Go away, I'm so thick-skinned, but I don't care about that much, just do whatever you want, just take care of your own affairs, that's all." With you, I can talk casually, but if it were with Lin Yifei, I would waste my time, and if he asked me to talk, I would be too lazy to talk to him."
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