Xiyu smiled happily at me, "Tell me, you agreed to me anyway, so I'll just answer a few questions for you." After saying that, the hand that warmed my stomach was not honest.
I looked at her and said, "Why don't you always believe what I say?"
"Because you always lie to people, always deceive people, and you always lie when you open your mouth, and you like to deal with people."
I was stunned for a moment, "Then why do you like to make me swear every time? You believe me as soon as I swear. Do you think my lying skills are not good enough? If so, I will lie as hard as I can in the future and swear after I finish speaking. Do you believe it all?"
Xiyu smiled and said, "Put me down, I don't know you people well. You are not big, but you are very superstitious. Although you are more hypocritical, you like to lie and deceive people, and you often don't speak with magic, but Whatever you dare to swear, you will do it, and it must be true."
Then Xiyu pinched my stomach, "Like Brother Fei, like Brother Xu, like Xiao Chao, including Chen Yang, you usually like to toss and make trouble, but as long as you lie, or brag or something, you will make them a few... If you swear, any oath that is a little bit poisonous, none of you dare to swear. Each of you is more superstitious than the other, and each one is more particular than the last. To put it bluntly, it is just a matter of fact, and you always feel that nothing matters. , no wonder you two can get together." Then Xiyu smiled and said, "I'm right."
I turned around and glanced at her, "Do you believe me if I tell you that I don't?"
"Do you dare to swear?"
I shook my head, "I didn't expect you, girl, to know us very well. We are not very superstitious, and we don't like to swear. Those things are too false."
"I'll knock you down, just say you don't dare to do it. If you weren't superstitious, there wouldn't be any superstitious people. Everyone is superstitious one after another, and they are all very brave. They don't know what it means to be afraid."
I smiled and said, "This is called charm."
"Go away." Xiyu punched me. "Then you also swear, swear to love me, okay? Love me for the rest of your life, and then be with me, okay."
I replied normally, "Of course, that's a big deal."
"Really." Xiyu suddenly became serious and held out his hand, "Then swear, I'll watch you and say it."
I glanced at her, then reached out and changed the TV station, "Your favorite movie is out, Tom and Jerry, watch it, it's such a childish TV, it's your favorite."
Xiyu glanced at me, "I knew you were evading again and it was time to change the subject. It's really annoying. I don't like you like this."
I sighed, "What do you like about me?"
"That's not the case anyway."
I shook my head, reached out and lit a cigarette, and took a few puffs. "You know, I am a person who likes habits."
"So you love Lin Ran all day long, and you love her to death, right?"
"That's not true. Habits are a very scary thing." I said with a smile, "Besides, we are still young, so where are we?"
"Then you have never sworn an oath to Lin Ran, nor have you ever made an oath to her."
After listening to Xiyu's words, I was silent for a long time, thought for a while, and then looked up at her, "Don't say it yet, I really haven't sworn yet."
"Fart, you just lied to me and started again. According to your character, how could you not."
"It's true." I sighed
"Well, you swear, you have never made a vow of eternal love with her."
I was a little depressed, "What did you do, little girl? Why do you always make me swear?"
"You swear not."
"Okay, okay." I couldn't resist her. "I swear, I really haven't made an eternal vow with her. I feel that those things are too fake and illusory."
After Xiyu listened to what I said, he started to enjoy himself. I was so happy that I was a little confused, "What are you enjoying?"
Xiyu smiled, "What do you think I enjoy? I enjoy Lin Ran."
"What's wrong with her?"
"Nothing." Xiyu suddenly spoke seriously, "Liuliu, you are so hypocritical."
I lost my temper again after what Xi Yu said. I didn't even know how to answer her. I glanced at her and said, "My wound hurts a little. I don't know why."
"No matter why, you deserve to be hurt to death."
When I heard "I'm sorry," I looked up at her and said, "You won't feel guilty anymore, and you won't feel sorry for me anymore."
Xiyu said, "It would be nice to feel a little guilty, but I can still feel guilty all the time. If that happens, I will not be alive."
I looked at Xiyu and gave her a thumbs up,
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean by that? You've changed too quickly. That's great."
Xiyu looked at me, "Okay, I'm having a guilt meeting. I'm afraid that I'll cry when I feel guilty. What should I do?"
I looked up,
"Why are you looking at me?"
"I don't like people threatening me."
"I didn't threaten you, I told the truth."
"Okay, you're awesome, so don't feel guilty."
After hearing what I said, Xiyu smiled and said, "That's right, I feel too guilty to use it with you. It's just the truth. I was really uncomfortable for many days. Seeing you like this today made me feel better."
I shook my head, "Women are indeed fickle. This sentence is indeed the eternal truth."
I said this with joy, and when I said it, I said it casually as a joke. As soon as I finished saying it, Xiyu stopped talking and looked at me in silence for a long time. "In the end, are you kind?" Change, or I am fickle."
I smiled a little awkwardly, "You know, I am a person who likes habits."
"What is a habit?"
"I just don't want to change things and like to let nature take its course."
"I understand, so if one day I do something sorry for you, you have to understand me, I love you, and I was forced by you, and I am also doing it for your own good."
I was stunned for a moment, "What are you going to do?"
Xiyu then raised his head and smiled at me, "I'm not doing anything. I'm just giving you a vaccination in advance. You always treat me like this. If something goes wrong for me one day, I won't harm you."
"Please do whatever you want, I will resist, we are strong."
Xiyu glanced at me with disdain, ignored me, and continued to sigh. Anyway, she didn't smile. I didn't know where I offended her. Seeing her worried look, I felt a little uncomfortable. adapt,
"I said, Miss Xi."
"What are you doing?" Xiyu turned around and looked at me, "Is something wrong?"
"It's nothing serious, I just want to say something from my heart. You said you are a tough girl, and you have such an extremely quiet appearance. Can you please stop playing gentle with me with your tender appearance? I'm a little uncomfortable with it, and I'm really not used to it. I'm afraid. You know, I'm a person who likes to get used to things."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Do you care?"
"Well, I don't care." I nodded, "But just don't play with me. Go play with others, and I won't tell you anything. I'll pretend I can't see you."
"I don't," Xiyu replied quickly, "I want to be tender with you. I will play tender with you and see what you can do to me."
After listening to Xi Yu's words, I smiled evilly, "You take it seriously, you have to be responsible for what you just said."
"Am I as full of bullshit hypocritical responsibilities as you are? What do you want to do?"
"You don't care what I want to do. If you continue to play tenderness with me, then I will treat you as seducing me. You say you are a little lamb, but you will seduce an old wolf at every turn." Then I smiled. "Tsk, tsk, you know, I am a pervert, well, perverts are very perverted, and they can do very perverted things," I said, leaning my face closer to hers, "Doing very perverted things, you know, It's also very sacred, so, yes, if you continue to seduce me like this, once the old wolf loses his mind, I don't know what I should do or what I will do next, because I can't control myself, but I think, you I know." After I finished speaking, I smiled evilly and said,
After Xiyu heard what I said, he punched me, "You bastard, can you please give me some face? Why are you thinking so dirty, you stinking gangster?"
I looked at her with disdain, "I won't really do anything if I run away or apologize to you later. Where did you go? You are the one with dirty thoughts and you are the rogue."
Xiyu smiled, "I'm telling you, I'm really convinced by you. In my whole life, I've never seen anyone thicker-skinned than you."
I sighed, "You really smiled for once. I'm so worried. Hey, a woman's heart is like a needle in the sea."
"Well, it's just a needle. It's just a part of it now. Maybe you'll see more of it in the future."
I glanced at her, "Are you going to stab me to death?"
"That's not possible." Xiyu smiled, "Okay, let's watch TV."
"I want to sleep, I'm tired."
"Well, I'll call you later."
I lay in Xiyu's arms and took a short nap. When I was about to go to school in the afternoon, she woke me up and said, "Xiao Liuzi, Xiao Liuzi."
I opened my eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"
"It's time to go to school. Send me out of the palace."
"Why"
"Why are you sighing? Isn't it wrong for you to go to school?"
"No." I looked at her, "If I had known I wouldn't have coaxed you just now, I would have made you feel more guilty. It would have been nice for me to feel better, and I wouldn't have to turn into a mistress so quickly."
Xiyu smiled again, hugged my arm and said, "Get up, hurry up."
"Okay, okay, let's go."
"Then you call me the emperor."
"emperor."
"Send me out of the palace."
"Scum."
We laughed and chatted, then sent Xiyu to school. When they were downstairs, I said, "Okay, you can go up by yourself."
Xi Yu was stunned for a moment, "Why didn't you send me up today? Why didn't you go to class?"
"I want to ensure my image as a big brother in the hearts of your classmates. My image has been bad these past two days, as you know."
"Hypocritical, just pretend"
"I'm happy to do it, do you care?"
"I don't care, I just despise you." As he said that, Xiyu looked around, then took out the phone, answered the phone and said a few words, then handed the phone to me.
I stretched out my hand and pointed to myself, "Me."
"Well, I'm just looking for you."
I was a little confused, who could be so smart? As soon as I picked up the phone, I heard someone yelling, "Silly Biliu, you still can't remember me."
As soon as I heard this, I laughed, and I was so happy that I said, "I'll fuck you, uncle."
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