I followed Xiao Xiyu to the buffet and took a meal.
After Xiao Xiyu sat down, she looked at me, "Liuliu, why did you take so many things?"
I pointed at the various meats on my table. "I'm different from you. I'm a carnivore, so I only eat meat."
"You took so much, have you eaten anything?"
"Natural." Then I opened a bottle of beer and said, "It's so comfortable."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Let me tell you, if you take too much and can't finish it, you will be fined."
"Fuck, if you dare to fine me money at the gate of No. 1 Middle School, that's a bit disrespectful to Brother Six, don't you think?"
Xiyu glanced at me and said, "Please give me some face, please."
I reached out and touched my face, "Isn't this just what it is? It's beautiful."
Xiyu said "hum" and then ignored me.
I smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's eat."
"Who is your wife? I am not."
As soon as I heard, "Oh, why are you smoking so crazy today? Why are you so good? You are not my wife anymore."
"You're just crazy, you bastard. If you dare to talk to me again, I'll kick you to death."
"Look at you, you can't be beaten or scolded, but you can't stop kicking or beating you to death. Can you do that?"
"You want to try."
I looked at Xiyu and said, "Yeah, please hit me."
Xiyu looked around, then punched me. I grabbed her fist easily, then leaned forward and punched her little fist,
"Ouch!" Xiyu pulled his hand back hard, and then cursed at me, "Wang Baliu, you are a dog."
I nodded, "Yeah, if you stretch it again, I'll bite you."
"Try taking another bite."
I smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, hurry up, it's time to eat."
"I've told you, I'm not your wife, I'm not your wife, why don't you listen."
I took a deep breath and said, "If you make such a joke to me again, then I really won't treat you as my wife. I'll tell you."
"How dare you." Xiao Xiyu suddenly became anxious,
I smiled and said, "Didn't you say that you are not my wife?"
Xiyu looked at me, "That's what I said. Besides, you have to think about it yourself, when did you confess to me?"
"Damn it, you've always confessed to me, why do you want me to confess to you again?"
"Today I was chatting with my classmates about you. After thinking about it, I realized that you always call me wife. Have you ever confessed your love to me?"
"Those are all false"
"It's true, I need you to confess your love to me solemnly."
"Well, hello, classmate Xiyu, please be my girlfriend, okay."
Xiyu glanced at me, "That's not what I said, and you can't confess like this."
I looked at Xi Yu and said, "Okay, okay, then tell me what kind of confession you prefer."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "On a specific day, then make it official."
"A specific day, official." I took a sip of beer and looked at Xi Yu, "What kind of day, what kind of official method."
"Then it depends on you. Aren't you very good at making things fresh?"
I shook my head, "Then I'll continue eating."
"Hey" Xi Yu put down his chopsticks smoothly, "Wang Baliu, I'm talking to you, do you hear me?"
"I heard it, but I don't know what you mean by date and formality. It's really hard to understand."
I looked at Xi Yu and took a deep breath, then pointed at me, "Wang Baliu, you want me to mess with you, right? You don't want to live a good life, right?"
I was stunned for a moment, then raised my head and shook my head, "No, no, you make it clear, and then I will prepare, okay? You see, you always let me guess and figure it out for myself. A woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of her heart. How could I guess?" Come on, do you think so?"
Xiyu was silent for a while, then raised his head, "Wait until my birthday, and then you kneel down and confess your love."
When I heard this, "Is there something wrong with your brain?"
"You're the one with the problem, get out."
I smiled and said, "Why do you always want me to kneel down for you?"
"What's wrong with asking you to kneel down? I didn't ask you to kneel down when we first started dating. It's been so long. I asked you to kneel down. Why don't you still kneel down?"
"Didn't you say that we haven't started dating yet?"
"You don't care about me, Wang Baliu, I'm just asking you, do you want to kneel down?"
I shook my head, "I will definitely not kneel down."
"Okay, after this meal, we will end our relationship."
I smiled and said, "Well, you still have to pay."
"You bastard, you're so mad at me." Xiyu put his chopsticks aside and said angrily to me,
I picked up a piece of meat from the pot and put it in her bowl. "Come, come, wife, let's eat."
"Don't eat."
"Hey, can we go on a hunger strike to threaten people? It's very expensive. Taking you to a buffet is a luxury, but you still go on a hunger strike."
"It's none of your business, I have money and I'm happy not to eat it."
"Hmm, you eldest lady, you have money, so if you don't eat it, I will eat it."
"Do you want to kneel or not?" Xiyu looked at me and asked, "If you tell me clearly, I will eat it."
I took a bite and then raised my head, "Why do you always want me to kneel down for you? Could you please give me a reasonable explanation? What are your thoughts? I really want to know, you How to use your brain to think logically."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Conquer**."
"What, what, the conquest of women**."
Xiyu nodded, "Well, why is it that only men can have conquests, but women can't have conquests?"
I smiled and said, "My body has already been conquered by you. Isn't it just that in the process of conquering, it has turned into a counter-conqueror?"
"Go away, you stinky gangster." Xiyu hit me casually. "We are eating now. Can you please be more pure in your thoughts and stop being so perverted?"
"Why would such a sacred and great thing be sexual? It's so normal."
"Get out, you rascal."
"Hey, I'm telling the truth. What can you conquer?"
"Conquer your thoughts." Xiyu looked at me, "I hope you are being dishonest. Look at my deskmate and my partner."
"Stop, stop." I stretched out my hand and made a sign of pause. "Are you going to tell me again how good this person is to you, how good, how good, how good, how good."
Xiyu looked at me, "Originally, what's going on, you feel guilty for being a thief, and you're afraid of telling me, right?"
I shook my head "no"
"What is that."
"I'm too lazy to explain this to you. I'm really depressed. Why do women like to tell their men that other men are good or that? If they really are that good, just go find them."
"You bastard, are you sincerely asking me to mess with you today?"
I looked at Xi Yu and said, "It's you who said that first."
"When I talk like that, just listen, you won't learn from others."
"Yeah, okay, I won't argue with you anymore, I'll learn, okay."
"If I had said that, it would have been over a long time ago. Anyway, I want to conquer you with my thoughts."
I nodded, "Yeah, okay, I'll just conquer you, my thoughts don't matter."
Xiyu hit me again and then looked around, "I said, can you stop being so shameless? There are so many people around. Please keep your voice down."
"What's the matter? I've always thought that this matter is."
"Shut up, tell me something else. Also, you are a bit of a foodie. Look at others eating, and then look at you. Are you so voracious?"
"Do you understand what it means to be a man? This is not an occasion. Why are you paying so much attention to eating with your own wife?"
Xiyu took a deep breath, "Okay, I won't tell you that anymore. Anyway, remember what we just said."
"Okay, no problem."
"Well, that's pretty much it. Wang Baliu, I've told you that on my birthday, you should be more formal. I'll wait for that day. If you don't make me happy, then I won't want you and run away with someone else. Anyway, there are plenty of people who want me."
I took a deep breath and said, "Oops."
"What are you talking about?"
I smiled and said, "I just want to see who dares to run with you."
"Look at how awesome you are. You are the boss of the sky, right?"
When I heard this, I extended my thumb to Xiyu, "You really know me well enough. Come on, wife, and give me a kiss."
"Gungun, you are a bit serious, but someone actually sent me a message today, asking if I have a partner, and saying that they will always wait for me."
I sighed, "I'm used to it. You asked me why my woman is always pursued by so many people."
"So, you have to take care of it carefully. If I am willing to follow you so wholeheartedly and will not give up on anything, then you can do it."
I smiled, and then bowed to Xiyu, "Thank you, my wife."
"Haha, that's pretty much it." Xiyu smiled, "My birthday will be next month, and it's already the middle of this month."
"Ah, you have a birthday so soon."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "I haven't passed it in a year. How can it be so fast?"
"I remember the last time, it seems it was not at this time."
"What can you remember?" Xiyu looked at me. "Let me tell you, Wang Baliu, can you have someone else in your heart and embellish others?"
"They say a woman doesn't like others to remember her age. You see, as soon as a birthday is celebrated, she becomes one year older, don't you think so?"
"Go away, don't give me any trouble, look at me, I can remember everything about you, everything about you, look at you again."
I smiled, stretched out my hand and slapped Xiyu on the head, "Good wife, don't worry, I know you are good, you are the best girl I have ever met in my life."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Speak the truth."
I nodded "I swear."
Xiyu was stunned for a moment, then looked at me and said nonchalantly, "That's pretty much it. You should remember it well."
I smiled and said, "I accept the order." Then I picked up another chopstick of meat and put it on Xi Yu's plate, "Eat it, wife."
"Yeah, yeah." Xiyu took a bite and then smiled at me, "In the future, we women must also conquer sex."
"Okay, where did you learn this bullshit logic?"
"Genders are equal now."
"Look at whether you are equal when you are with me."
"That's what you should do."
"Then you still think about that bullshit desire to conquer."
"Whatever, Wang Baliu, I want to eat wide noodles."
"Accept the decree." I smiled, stretched out my hand and threw the noodles into the pot.
happy smile,
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