In the first class, I was sleeping soundly when I heard the door of our class open. It was obvious that it was pushed open without even a report being shouted.
I was startled. I raised my head and looked at the door.
After seeing our dear Orangutan Zhou, he walked into the class. Then the teacher and classmates all looked at him. He regarded everything around him as nothing.
The more awesome ones come later,
Zhou orangutan walked to his seat behind me with the proud attitude of a victor, reached out and picked up his geography textbook, then went to the back and stood next to the big lobster. No nonsense from the teacher, so conscious,
The whole class was very quiet. After watching Zhou Orangutan finish all these things, the whole class was in an uproar.
The geography teacher stood on the podium very depressed, stared at Zhou Orangutan for two minutes, then shook his head and sighed, "Students, let's continue. Where did we just talk? Oh, yes, the largest desert in the world."
I turned my head and glanced at Zhou Orangutan, only to see that he was very calm, holding a geography book in one hand, and then looked at the teacher on the podium. He followed the teacher's rhythm very cooperatively. Whatever the teacher said, he was always the first one. He talks, and the loudest, and he always asks questions, and the teacher has to give him patient answers. I don’t know what Zhou Orangutan thinks, how he is logical, in short, he has always been so strange. ,
The voice of the teacher's lecture, to me, to be more precise, to us, is really like a lullaby, because it is very simple. I was originally surprised by the behavior of the orangutan, but then I heard the teacher's sentence "The largest desert in the world" , and then suddenly sleepiness swept over me,
I was woken up by someone tapping me on the back,
I got up and looked around confusedly. It turned out to be a self-study class, and then I saw that fluffy face. "What are you doing again?"
"Brother Xiaoliu."
"what."
"Don't sleep. It's already self-study class. You've slept through three classes, and you didn't even move around between classes."
"Where can I sleep?"
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, tell me how you can sleep so well."
"What nonsense? Why don't you sleep?"
"You sleep during the day and sleep at night, you are really good at it."
I took a deep breath, "We don't go to bed until 11 or 12 o'clock at night, get up at around 5 o'clock in the morning, and don't sleep at noon. We only sleep for a few hours that day, so any amount of sleep is normal."
"Oh, that's what happened. It turns out that the problem that has been bothering me for so long can be solved so easily."
"Uh-huh."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Brother Xiaoliu, it feels so good to be a hero."
"Well, okay."
"It feels really great."
"Well, yes." Then I lay down again, trying to sleep.
"Don't sleep, brother Xiaoliu."
"what."
"I still want to be a hero tonight."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What do you mean?"
"Which camera are we going to smash tonight?"
I looked around and said, "You're crazy, you still want to smash it."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "Listen to me. When I came to school this afternoon, I heard students from our school praising me as a living Lei Feng. I was so happy."
"Praise you."
"It's the one who boasted about smashing the camera. They say it's very satisfying. They say he's a living Lei Feng. That's a good thing to say."
"So you're late."
Zhou orangutan shook his head, "I was so absorbed in listening that I rode my bicycle and turned to the telephone pole."
As soon as I heard the "Puch" sound, I burst into laughter. "What do you mean by this, Zhou Orangutan?"
"It's not interesting." Zhou Orangutan touched his chin, "The car was damaged and I was repairing it, so it was late."
"Then you are still so happy."
"you do not know."
"I don't know what."
"The ones who called me a hero today were a few girls, freshmen in high school, and one of them is very beautiful and suits my taste."
I took a deep breath, "Then you hit a telephone pole, and no one came to help you."
"Oh, why are you supporting me? I hear them admiring me so much, and I feel happy. Why should I be supported by others? I am a big man, so let them support me."
"That's why you're so happy that you entered the class."
"Well, you can never experience the feeling of being admired by a beautiful woman."
I coughed, not feeling very sleepy anymore. "Orangutan, how do you know they are admiring you?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "The one they admire is the one who smashed the camera, what do you think?"
I glanced at the orangutans around me and said, "Well, you broke the camera."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Of course it was me who smashed it, maybe it was you who smashed it."
I shook my head, "I didn't smash it, I don't know."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Well, that's it. Brother Xiaoliu, let's continue tonight."
"No time."
"Then what are you going to do?"
"I have my own business."
"Take me with you."
"I don't care."
"No, you have to take me with you."
"No, I have my own things to do."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you can't do this."
"What happened to me?"
"Anyway, you have to take me with you. Let's deal with your affairs first and then smash the camera."
"Good boy, good gorilla." I looked at Zhou gorilla and said, "Go find Big Lobster and be a hero with you. I really have something to do tonight."
"I'm not worried about going with the big lobster."
"Why."
"Anyway, if you do such an immoral thing, you have to follow Brother Xiao Liu. I feel confident because I feel confident. I don't know why."
"Fuck." I became depressed after being told by Zhou Orangutan, "What do you mean by doing something immoral? You must follow me. Let me ask you, what do you mean by this?"
"No, no, I mean." Then Zhou Orangutan touched his head and organized the organizational language, "I mean, only by following you can I have the confidence to do such shameful things."
I took a deep breath and said, "Do you know, Zhou Orangutan?"
"What?"
"My reputation was ruined by you all."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "Really, Brother Xiaoliu, when do you have time in the evening?"
"I'm really busy tonight."
"No, I have to be Lei Feng tonight."
I took a deep breath, "Well, you wait for my call tonight, okay. If I'm done and I still have a lot of time, then I'll call you. If I don't have much time, then I'll call you tomorrow, okay?"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "It's tonight. I said I'd smash it tonight, and I'm going to smash it tonight. Brother Xiaoliu, tell me whether we are brothers or not."
"Yes, yes, I'll see what happens tonight. Well, I have something serious to do. Be good, good orangutan. You also know me. If it's nothing serious, I will definitely go with you."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head, thought for a while and said, "Okay, Brother Xiaoliu, I'll wait for your news."
"Yeah, I'll try my best."
Then I lay down and just about to go to sleep, my phone vibrated.
I was stunned for a moment, and I was worried about who was calling me to prevent me from sleeping. Then I took a look at the phone book and I suddenly became energetic.
"Hey, Brother Fei."
"Where are you?"
"We have classes in class, where can we be?"
"Look out, it's the alley near the school toilet. After you dig it out, keep walking out. I'm on the other side of the road."
"Who are you with?"
"Bald man, we are together."
"The matter is urgent."
"Well, you come out first and then we'll talk."
"Okay." I hung up the phone, took a deep breath, and then Brother Xu looked at me again, "Ah Fei."
I nodded "Yeah."
"Why do I feel like you two are always acting weird these days?"
I smiled and said, "It's okay. What can Lin Yifei do? He just fucks. I have to accompany him to fuck."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you said you had something to do tonight, were you with Boss Fei?"
I turned my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan fiercely. Zhou Orangutan curled his lips at me. It was obvious that Zhou Orangutan, who liked to pretend to be innocent, said these words on purpose. He must have said it to Brother Xu. what arrived,
More importantly, we are going to find Yuanyuan. Brother Fei and I have the same idea. We don’t want Brother Xu and the others to get involved in this matter. This matter is too complicated. If they know about it, they will definitely get involved. of,
I looked at Brother Xu worriedly, "Don't listen to Zhou Orangutan's nonsense."
Brother Xu looked at me, "Liu'er, you didn't go back last night and were with Lin Yifei. Now you have to skip school to find Lin Yifei. The phone is also his. You said that nothing happened to you. Do I believe it?"
Chen Yang stopped sleeping and stretched out, "Liu'er, it's boring for you to be like this. Tell me what's wrong."
I smiled and spread my hands, "It's really nothing." Then I said to Chen Yang, "Go and have sex with Lin Yifei."
"You can pull me down." Brother Xu looked at me, "You can tell me or not."
I thought for a moment, "It's really nothing."
Brother Xu reached out and took out his cell phone, and then made a call.
I only heard one sentence: "Lin Yifei, if you do whatever the hell you do and don't call me, I will recognize you for the rest of my life. It's just a piece of shit."
Then Brother Xu threw the phone on the table and looked at me angrily, "Same for you."
Xiao Chao also looked over, "Liu'er, if something happens, just say, don't carry it yourself. You said that if you really go to resolve this matter with Lin Yifei and expose these brothers, that's not right." Are you going to slap these guys in the mouth?"
"That's right." Chen Yang smiled, "The matter must be serious, or you won't be like this. You only eat, drink and have fun together. That's not called brothers. Moreover, brothers have been together for such a long time. If you don't even feel that you are okay, If you don’t come out, it’s all in vain.”
Brother Xu turned around and said, "One word, say it, or don't say it."
I sighed, then smiled, put my arm around Brother Xu's neck, and then stretched out my hand,
Brother Xu glanced at me, then was silent for a while, then reached out and patted my hand.
"Let's go out and talk."
Brother Xu nodded, and then the four of us stood up,
I turned to Big Lobster and said, "Big Lobster, you and Lei Zi sit in front. The teacher is here, help me hold it up."
"Then why are you going?"
"Go to the Internet cafe and chop legendary SF."
"Grass, go again."
I smiled and said, "I really don't want to do it, so hurry up."
"Yeah" Big Lobster followed Lei Zi and the two of them held the chessboard and walked forward.
Brother Xu and I left our seats. After walking for a while, I always felt something was wrong.
Turning around, I saw Zhou Orangutan,
I was stunned for a moment, "Why did you follow me?"
Then everyone turned their heads away,
Sure enough, Zhou Orangutan followed up on his own,
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