Whether you can sleep or not wake up in the morning is a very common thing for those of us who go to school. In other words, if you can't wake up in the morning, it is abnormal. There are usually only two situations of waking up. One is being late and skipping school, the other is skipping school directly.
I really don’t understand how the orangutan survives. I was sleeping very comfortably when I felt something furry start to push my face, and then I heard a familiar voice: “Brother Xiao Liu, Xiao Brother Six, it’s time to get up, Brother Six."
I took a deep breath and then turned my body around. It was obvious that I had only slept for less than five hours. Going to school every day was more serious than going to the grave. I was really a bit broken.
"Brother Xiaoliu, brother Xiaoliu, it's time to get up."
I continue to twist my body,
"Brother Xiaoliu, are you ready to get up? Tell me why you are such an adult and still have the habit of staying in bed."
"Brother Xiao Liu, get up and go. Let's go to school together."
"Brother Xiaoliu, why was it that I was on the floor and you were on the bed last night?"
I was a little depressed, so I reached out and grabbed the pillow next to me, and then threw it in the direction of the conversation.
"Ouch."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you killed me."
"Brother Xiaoliu, can you afford to get up? If you don't, you will be late."
"Zhou Orangutan, if you dare to talk nonsense to me again, I will beat you to death."
"Brother Xiao Liu, do you really want to be late?"
I turned my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Are you done?"
Zhou orangutan shook his head, "It's time to get up, Huixu and the others have left, and only the two of us are left. If you don't leave, you will have to accept punishment again, and then teach the security deposit, and go back to class and sleep. That's not the same Is it?"
I took a deep breath and then listened outside the door. Sure enough, everything was quite quiet.
I was stunned for a moment. Thinking of Xiao Ming's face, I felt a little depressed. I raised my head and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "What time is it?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "There is no sound at all outside, they are all gone."
I looked at him and said, "Tell me, if we hurry up now, we won't be late."
"Is there any difference?"
I nodded, "If you are going to be late, then go to sleep. If you are not going to be late, then clean up quickly."
"Probably not." Zhou Orangutan touched his chin, "If you can handle everything you need to handle within ten minutes, and then drive the motorcycle at a speed of 40 yards, you can reach school in ten minutes, and you can still During some free time, we can buy some food and drink. By the way, I haven’t gone to the toilet yet. I can still go to the toilet in the school. Of course, I have to wait until class starts before asking for leave from the teacher, and then go out to the toilet. Toilet."
When Zhou Orangutan said the first few words, I had already started to act, because I really couldn't listen to his ink. Moreover, when I got out of bed, I hurt myself and hit my head on the cabinet. This It hurt, so I stretched out my hand to rub my head, then I went into the bathroom and started washing up.
I packed everything up very quickly, then I pulled Zhou Orangutan, reached out and put my cell phone away, and then I heard the sound of my cell phone’s alarm.
I was stunned for a moment, then reached out and took out my phone from inside my clothes.
Immediately afterwards, I heard the sound of the mobile phone alarm in the living room. The living room was very quiet, and suddenly there was a sound.
I was a little depressed, so I turned around and looked at Zhou Orangutan,
Zhou Orangutan took two steps back, then spread his hands and said, "I didn't expect that you really didn't look at your phone at all. I didn't expect that you really moved so fast."
I rubbed my fists,
Zhou orangutan took another step back, "Brother Xiao Liu, listen to me. I swear I didn't mean it. When I opened my eyes, there was no sound at all outside. So I got up quickly, washed up casually, and listened. I listened outside, but there was still no sound, so I called you. I was really anxious, afraid of being late. Who knew you got up, and when I went in to wash up, I looked at my phone and realized that the time was still there. There are so many.”
"Brother Xiaoliu, listen to me."
"Hey, brother Xiaoliu."
Then I rushed towards Zhou Orangutan, and after a toss,
I stood up and clapped my hands, then sat on the bed and looked at Orangutan Zhou seriously.
Zhou Orangutan was lying on the ground, his body in the shape of a large font, motionless, his face covered with sexy stubble: "Brother Xiaoliu, you shouldn't treat me like this."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "This time it's light. If you dare to fool me like this next time, I'll beat you to death."
"I have no idea."
"Don't say you don't know. Did you hear what I warned you?"
Zhou Orangutan is still in the same position, lying on the ground, "Brother Xiao Liu, you are not particular."
"Why don't I pay attention to it?"
"I was deceived today, so I can't be angry."
"Why." I looked at Orangutan Zhou, "You orangutan dared to lie to me, but you still don't allow me to be angry."
"Today is April Fool's Day." Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said very depressedly, "On April Fool's Day, everyone has been deceived, so we can't be angry."
I was stunned for a moment and said "April Fool's Day." Then I took out my phone, looked at the calendar, and then took a deep breath. "Holy crap, I've been living my life like this. I didn't even know today was April Fool's Day."
"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you know it or not."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and asked, "What do you mean by that?"
"You celebrate April Fool's Day every day."
"What do you mean?"
"Because you lie to people every day." Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "Especially to me. When I woke up in the morning, I asked you why I was on the ground. It was obviously you who dragged me down yesterday and refused to let me sleep on the bed, but you opened your mouth to lie. Me, tell me, do you really think that I drink too much and don’t know anything?"
"Stop farting with me, and stop ruining my reputation."
"Tch, I'm telling the truth. I don't need to ruin your reputation. Everyone knows it."
"Go away," I cursed at Zhou Orangutan's mother, and then started muttering "April Fool's Day." I was too lazy to pay attention to Zhou Orangutan, and then I started thinking about this holiday. "April Fool's Day, April Fool's Day." Then in my mind He began to devise various ways to torment people,
Suddenly I feel a little lacking of inspiration,
then,
I reached out and lit a cigarette, took a few puffs, and was wondering what to do. Suddenly, my phone rang, which startled me. I reached out and took it out, "Hello."
"Liu'er, where are you?"
I was stunned for a moment, "Of course I'm at home. Where can I be? It's only what time it is."
"You come to the Internet cafe early today. Don't go to school first. I have something to ask you."
"What's wrong? Is it serious?"
"Um"
"Then you can say no now."
"No, you come to the Internet cafe quickly. I'm walking there now. I'll go to school first, and then I'll find you right away."
I smiled and said, "Sister Jing, you sometimes wake up so early. I've never seen you during my self-study."
"Nonsense, you've already been to self-study several times."
"Pull it down, who doesn't know that you are the most dashing person in our class? You can get in if you want or don't want to. It's comfortable to have the title of art student."
"Don't be poor, can you come to the Internet cafe quickly?"
I glanced at Zhou Orangutan, and then took a deep breath. I was very happy. Fortunately, I was fooled by Zhou Orangutan in the morning, or suddenly went to the Internet cafe. That would be deceived by the National People's Congress, but naturally I will not expose Sister Jing's story. So, I cooperated with her very much, "Sister Jing, what happened, is it important?"
"Well, it's very important."
I smiled and said, "What important thing can you have? Why did you get up so early and put everything away? Legend has it that it takes you an hour to put on makeup every day. Did you just open your eyes now?" You called me when you got up to go to the bathroom."
"I haven't slept yet."
"Oh, that's a really good reason. You haven't slept yet, so who did you play with last night? Are there any witnesses?"
"What kind of witness do you need? Why are you talking so weirdly today?"
"It's okay, it's okay." I smiled and continued, "The makeup I put on yesterday was all spent today, right?"
"Why do you ask this?"
"I'm just curious whether I have to put on makeup again today."
"I don't have time or the mood to talk to you about this now. I'm telling you something serious." Sister Jing continued to say anxiously,
"Oh, it's over, it's over. I can't see people anymore. I really can't see people anymore. Once I take off my makeup, I won't be able to see people anymore." I said with a smile, "What I said is serious."
"Wang Yue" Sister Jing said anxiously on the phone, "I tell you, you are trying to make fun of me, you will regret it."
"Hey, if you want to eat me, how can you eat me?" I teased,
Sister Jing was on the phone and said angrily, "Qi Hao is in danger. You can figure out what to do yourself. Just continue and don't worry."
"Don't do this, don't use these things to fool me. I won't do this. Let me tell you, for all my life, I, Wang Yue, have always been fooling others, and I have never been fooled by anyone."
"Well, except for me, Zhou Orangutan." Then Zhou Orangutan stood up and said, "I, Zhou Orangutan, have never deceived others in my whole life. I have always been deceived by others, although today I successfully deceived my most admired Brother Xiao Liu. "
I kicked Zhou Orangutan and said, "Get out of here." Then I said with a smile, "How about it, Sister Jing, you heard me. You can go back to sleep. Are you bored?"
"Well, I lied to you. I didn't sleep all night. I didn't get up early. I haven't been to self-study for a long time. I called you so early today and told you this in such a hurry. Do you think I'm okay? Are you full and full? Do you think I am just like you, bored and crazy?"
"Damn it, when did I go crazy with convulsions? I don't believe anything you say today. I am a highly intelligent person."
"Okay, okay, don't rush here. Let's see if you regret it."
"Oh, okay, Sister Jing, please stop teasing me."
"I'm not kidding you, what I said is true." Sister Jing's voice was very urgent.
I smiled and said, "Well, well, really, everything you said is true, I believe it all."
"I asked Liu'er, have you been stimulated by anything today?"
"I'm fine."
"You bastard, you're so mad at me, you idiot." Then Sister Jing hung up the phone immediately.
"Fuck, scold me."
Zhou Orangutan stood next to me and shook his head, "Oh, women, women, they are just chicken intestines with small belly."
I smiled and put out the cigarette,
"Brother Xiaoliu, okay, if I hadn't reminded you this morning, you would have been deceived by Sister Jing."
"Okay, okay." Then I stood up and hugged Zhou Orangutan. "Let's go to school."
"That's good, Brother Xiaoliu." Zhou Orangutan laughed and hugged my neck,
It feels quite comfortable,
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