"What nonsense?" After Brother Xu finished speaking, he took the lighter from my hand and started playing with it. He played with it several times, but nothing happened.
I looked at Brother Xu with disdain, "You said you are only at this level, but you still brag all the time. Tell me, how embarrassing are you?"
"Fuck you, you can."
"Nonsense, just look at it." Then I also tried to use tricks to make a quick fire, but it didn't work.
"I'm so sorry for your wife. I spent thousands of dollars to buy you a lighter, but you can't even light it. It's really embarrassing."
"Fart, I can do it for sure." Then I started playing with my zippo lighter again.
Silly Dragon looked at the two of us outside and said, "Hey, I wonder why you two guys are having fun."
Brother Xu glanced at Silly Long, then pointed at me, "Brother Long, he always brags."
"Fart, why am I bragging?"
"Didn't you say that your Zippo cost more than a thousand dollars, and you also said how good you are at playing it. According to me, in fact, you are fake, and then you are a 10-yuan parallel import, and you are here to fool people."
"Fuck you, I'm absolutely telling the truth."
"Fuck you, idiot."
"You're an idiot. Why don't you curse me again?"
"Why are you scolding me, you idiot?" Then I grabbed the lighter in my hand."
"Wait, wait, you two, stop arguing. What are you arguing about? Don't you know that harmony is the most important thing? Now that the enemy is approaching, you two are still having internal strife. From now on, if you go to the battlefield, you will either be a traitor or a deserter."
"No, Brother Long, he insisted that my Zippo is a counterfeit, and said that I don't know how to play. I know that Brother Long must have been here. You must also know that Zippo lighters are very expensive and very good. How could I buy a fake one? He is envious."
"Fuck you uncle, I still envy you, but you can't even play."
"Fuck you, it's more than a thousand."
Silly Dragon glanced at the lighter in my hand and said, "This thing in your hand costs more than a thousand."
I nodded, "Brother Long, don't you know zippo?"
"It's a brand lighter. I know this, but I didn't expect it to be so expensive. What's so special about it? Isn't it all about ignition? Is there anything new about it?"
"This kind of lighter looks just like an ordinary lighter, but it feels even better when used."
"It's all about starting a fire, so what's the point?"
Then Brother Xu glanced at me, "Stop bragging."
"Anyway, I'm not bragging. I'm telling you, mine is the real, authentic zippo."
"Yes, you are awesome. I won't argue with you." Brother Xu then took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. "Here, light it for me."
I glanced at Brother Xu and lit it for him, "Give me one." Then I also took one,
Brother Xu handed another one to Silly Long, "Brother Long, here you go."
Silly Dragon nodded,
Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Why don't you light up Brother Long's cigarette, and then the two of us will have to expect Brother Long to say good things to that Li Xin."
"Fuck you and teach me, idiot."
Shen Lin just kept looking at us from behind and didn't say anything.
Silly Dragon smiled, "Stop scolding, he doesn't need to light it for me. Give me a lighter and I will light it myself. Then Silly Dragon stretched his hand out of the window,
Brother Xu then glanced at Silong and winked at me,
I also took out the lighter and handed it to Shalong. The moment Shalong grabbed the lighter with both hands, without saying a word, I grabbed Shalong’s hand and pulled it back. "Ouch!" Silly Dragon yelled hard, and then my arm was pulled in.
Brother Xu simply pushed the window upwards, and Shalong's arm got stuck on the window. Brother Xu then shouted to Shalong, "Send us out."
Silly Dragon had one of his arms inside, and I was holding it tightly, and then he got angry outside and said, "I'm sorry for you two idiots, how dare you lie to me, I'll chop you up and cook you, I'll Fuck your mother."
Brother Xu lifted the glass with all his strength, "Oh, it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much."
Brother Xu shouted again, "Take us out, or I will fight with you today, and you won't have this arm."
Silly Dragon cursed vigorously, "I'm going to fuck your mother."
Brother Xu didn't say anything, and then started to drive the vehicle forward very slowly.
After a while, we arrived at the big jeep.
Brother Xu shouted to Shalong and asked them to take down the keys to the Jeep and the keys to the car behind them.
When Silly Dragon heard this, he said, "You two are laughing so hard, are you really tired of living?"
"Well, I'm tired of it. If you want to trick us away, it's almost like you're tired of living. It's better to give it a try."
Silly Dragon smiled and said, "Okay, okay."
I reached out and took out the knife from my clothes, and said to Silly Dragon, "I count to three, if you don't let them throw the key into the gap, I will cut your hand, and then I will cut the folding knife." He opened it and directly touched Silong's wrist, and then the other hand still firmly grabbed Silong's wrist.
"I care about your mother. You two brats want their mother to die. I care about your mother."
I don't know why sweat broke out on my forehead, and then I shouted "Three."
"Smiling kid, I'm going to ransack your house soon, and I'll fuck you up."
"Two." Then the wrist of my left hand began to exert force.
"One." I took a deep breath, "Brother Long, I'm really sorry."
"Wait a minute." Then Silly Dragon shouted loudly, "Second base, bring me all the car keys."
I finally regained my composure and looked around. Then I saw that there were seven or eight people surrounding me. Then I followed Brother Xu’s car and kept walking slowly.
I was a little too nervous and excited just now, and I never noticed that there were so many people around me.
"Get out of the way of the big jeep and give us the car keys."
"Get out of the way, get out of the way." Then Shalong waved his other hand and said, "Get out of the way for them." After Shalong finished speaking, he looked at me and Brother Xu with blood-red eyes, "You guys have to think about it."
"Think about it, don't use those threatening words, it won't work." Brother Xu continued, "I have offended you too, so I don't care if I offend you to death."
"How dare you take our car keys"
"Don't chase us. If we run a short distance, we will leave you behind. Please, brothers, please follow us for a short distance.
"Okay, okay, you two little bastards, I really didn't realize that you are so damn good at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger with me, right?" Silly Dragon nodded, "Okay, you are cruel enough, you are cruel enough, I am. Accept it today”
"Admit it." Then the big jeep moved away. I looked outside the window. Many people looked over at us, because it was obvious that we were the focus here.
Within a few minutes, both keys were brought over. Shalong took the car keys, then looked at us, stretched out his hand and handed the car keys in. After Brother Xu took the two car keys, he threw them back. Shen Lin said, "Shen Lin, take it and throw it away later. You are throwing it."
Shen Lin nodded nervously, "Oh, oh."
Silly Dragon smiled and said, "Okay, you guys are cruel."
I glanced at Silly Long, and then shouted "Brother Long."
Silly Dragon looked at me and asked, "What's going on?"
"One more."
"Fuck you, little Bi Zaizi, you are playing with me." Silly Dragon struggled with his arm and said, "Fuck you, if you want to die, just say it directly, otherwise, I will fight with you today."
"three."
"Fuck you."
"two."
"You're like a kid, you're smiling like a kid, I'm going to mess with your mom."
"one."
"You want to fucking cheat me."
I gritted my teeth, slashed Silly Dragon's finger, and then I saw blood coming out.
"Ouch." Silly Dragon howled, "I'm going to fuck your mother."
"Three." I continued to shout,
"Get the key, get the key." Silly Dragon cursed, "What the fuck, you bastard dares to do something like this, wait, wait, I'll wait for you."
Sure enough, not two minutes later, another car key was thrown in.
Brother Xu looked at me in surprise, then threw the car keys to Shen Lin,
Shen Lin took the car keys, glanced at us both, and said nothing.
"Let's go." Brother Xu shouted, and then started to drive the vehicle slowly. Shalong and the people beside him all followed slowly.
"Don't miss anyone, Brother Long, follow us for a certain distance." Then he continued to drive slowly, and everyone around him followed.
Shen Lin didn't know where she got the tissue from, then she reached forward and wiped the sweat on both sides of my face. Then she took out another tissue and wiped the sweat from Brother Xu's forehead.
The weather was quite hot originally,
After we wiped it, I found that the paper towels were soaked. I took a deep breath nervously and walked like this for more than 10 minutes. I was almost at the gate of the community.
Brother Xu said to Silly Long, "Brother Long, I'm really offended today."
"Okay, okay, you two boys are cruel enough."
I turned to look at Shen Lin, "Wait a minute, open a small crack in the glass, and throw the key out to them."
There were still many onlookers along the way. The security guards at the gate of the community looked at us in surprise. The landing gear was not raised.
Brother Xu said to Silly Long, "Let them lift the landing gear, use it hard, and scold them."
Silly Dragon was stunned for a moment, "Little boy, what do you mean?"
"hurry up."
"Fuck you." Silly Dragon cursed,
I gritted my teeth, then took the knife and slashed it on Silong's hand. Silly Dragon's hand was already covered with blood, and it was all over my hands, and the blood dripped onto my clothes. superior,
The silly dragon continued howling, and then shouted to the guard at the door, "I'm sorry to you, please open the door for me, hurry up, or I'll kill you all today."
The doormen were stunned for a moment, then did not move.
Silly Dragon stretched out his hand and pointed at the people around him, "Open the fucking door."
Several people next to him ran over and kicked the door open. Then they went in and raised the lifting pole at the entrance of the community.
We drove a few meters further, and then Brother Xu took a deep breath and was out of the community, and now there were more people watching.
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