It's not that difficult to open a hospital in another world, right? Chapter 1646: How to defraud funds elegantly and sustainably (monthly ticket plus 16 updates)
Chapter 1646: How to defraud funds elegantly and sustainably (monthly ticket plus 16 updates)
Complaints are complaints, hard work is hard work.
Even if the Lord of Thunder has a stomach full of things to vomit, even if he wants to slap Gretel on the head with a magic crystal board, even if he wants to turn around and leave - he must fulfill his duties as a teacher before doing so.
What does a teacher do?
Isn’t it just about collecting resources for students? No need to do that. Little Grete has grown into a resource-gathering expert, able to share the benefits with his disciples, senior brothers and sisters, and even share the benefits with him, the teacher;
Setting up projects for students and pointing out research directions - there is no need for this. Now Little Grete comes up with a lot of projects and then respectfully holds them in front of him. Even he, the teacher, takes the projects created by the students in front of him.
Research;
Answering students' questions and solving their doubts - well, this must be done. If we don't do it well, the status of teachers and students will really be lost!
"First of all, do you have to solve all the problems before you start helping the Dragon Clan have children in batches?"
"Uh... But this is very expensive and the success rate is very low..."
"Secondly, if you don't solve the problem of dragon egg hatching and dragon hatchlings awakening, but start directly, will the success rate be completely lost?"
"It's not that...but..."
"Again, if you solve a batch of problems first and create a batch of children for the Dragon Clan, will it hinder you from solving subsequent problems?"
"This will never happen...but..."
"But wasting too many resources? Will a group of dragons be delayed in pregnancy and childbirth? Wasting time and energy?"
Grete nodded, nodded, and nodded vigorously. If he really messed up and developed a technology, he would help the Dragon Clan to do a batch of assisted reproduction, and then develop a batch of technologies, and then do a batch of assisted reproduction. Now he has made a lot of money.
Got——
It only cares about the union of fertilized eggs, not about conceiving, let alone giving birth, and it doesn’t care about what happens after hatching!
Just like in the previous life, those assisted reproductive institutions paid once for examination, once for artificial insemination, once for ovulation induction injection, once for egg retrieval, once for test tube, and once for transplant——
What?
The combination of sperm and eggs failed. None of the 4, 8, or 21 eggs that were taken out developed into suitable morula, and none of them could be transplanted into the body? The morula transplanted into the body could not implant?
Can I get back the money I paid before?
Absolutely impossible!
If I couldn't get pregnant naturally before, there must be something wrong with the man, the woman, or both the man and the woman!
Or the fallopian tubes are blocked, or the endocrine system is not regulated, or there is less and less sperm. In short, there is something wrong somewhere! If not, why should we seek medical help?
Since there is a problem, then, the sperm and egg cannot combine, the fertilized egg cannot divide normally, and the divided fertilized egg cannot implant - isn't this a matter of course? Why is it said to be a problem of the medical institution?
If Gretel had this kind of attitude, he could also convince a large number of people and correct a large number of dragons. But he couldn't bear it:
Pregnancy for the Dragon Clan is such a troublesome thing. From conception to birth, and from birth to hatching, both parents, especially the mother, have to put in a lot of effort and mobilize a lot of energy.
As long as he thinks that by forcefully launching a horse with incomplete research, three-quarters of his efforts and energy will be wasted, and maybe seven-eighths will be wasted. He can't be shameless and use immature methods to plunder the dragon clan.
remuneration……
"And this is of their own volition! Voluntarily! They even asked you for it!" The Lord of Thunder hates that iron cannot be transformed into steel:
"They all came to beg sincerely, and even wanted to spend money to block the door. So what if you just satisfy them? - It's not like you didn't explain the stakes clearly!"
"Well……"
This is true. Medical treatment has never been certain, definite, certain, guaranteed to cure, or guaranteed to achieve the desired effect of the patient.
It is always progressing day by day, year by year, layer by layer. Just like assisted reproduction, artificial insemination first solves the problem of being unable to mate naturally;
Another generation of test tubes solved the problem of sperm being unable to swim;
Then there are the second-generation test tubes, which solve the problem that sperm cannot break through the egg barrier...
You have to eat food one bite at a time, and do things one by one. Every technological advancement can always solve some problems; but looking at it from another direction, every technological advancement, there will definitely be a group of people crying to heaven and earth:
This time’s technology still can’t solve our problems!
If we can't solve this problem, then we can continue to study it. What else can we do?
"Then... I'll put the batch number first?"
Gretel hesitated. The Lord of Thunder was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what "release numbers" meant and smiled:
"Of course. Complete a batch of work first, send a batch away, and let the dragons see that your work is still very fruitful." The Lord of Thunder replied without hesitation:
"Of course, you will still receive the due payment, don't be lenient. - On the bright side, once this batch of numbers is released, you will at least finish the simple batch, right?"
...It also makes sense... From the perspective of avoiding excessive medical treatment, if artificial insemination can be used, first-generation test tubes are not needed; if first-generation test tubes can be used, second-generation test tubes are not needed.
On the one hand, the seeker will suffer less; on the other hand, experiencing less artificial intervention is equivalent to experiencing more natural selection. The fetus will be able to survive the pregnancy smoothly, be born successfully, and have a higher probability of being healthy, lively, and disease-free...
"Teacher, I'm going to assign the number first." Grete bowed respectfully and walked out. When he reached the door of the study, he suddenly stopped and turned around again:
"Teacher, this batch of assisted reproduction has been completed and the money has been collected. What if they refuse to pay for the next stage of research?"
"..."
The Lord of Thunder was speechless and choked for a moment. This kid, his life was so good that he even forgot the basic skills of cheating the budget?
It is impossible to research a budget, and it will never be possible. As a magician, as a magician who relies on research to advance, who has not battled wits and courage with the parliament and the budget department of the parliament all the way?
From a low-level mage to a high-level mage, from a young man working under a teacher to a high-level mage with an independent laboratory, to a legend with a complete team under his command...
Year after year, project after project, this homework has never been put down!
That is, this little guy, from the Kingdom of Eagle to the Kingdom of the Sun, from the Elf Forest to the Dragon Island. Basically, every time, the financial resources of a kingdom are used to support his research, and the financial resources of a race are used to support him.
laboratory……
People who want whatever materials, energy sources, or whatever they want, just ask and it's over. They basically get whatever they ask for, and they have never felt the feeling of "nothing is precious".
Over time, he even forgot the ability to divide research into several stages, hand in tasks in stages, and apply for projects in stages!
"Have you never thought about who needs your research the most?"
"The legendary dragon..."
"Does your current research meet their needs?"
"It probably won't work. The legendary dragon's pregnancy problem is still not solved. More research on chromosomes and energy is needed..."
"Then you're still worried that they won't pay?"
"Well……"
The higher-level magicians are richer, and the higher-level dragons are also richer. In this wave of calls, at most half of the mature dragons can be eliminated, and maybe only one-third;
Next, the pregnancy problems of most mature dragons, the pregnancy problems of legendary dragons, the hatching problems of dragon eggs, and the awakening problems of young dragons...
Take your time, research something, ask for a wave of funding, provide a service, and charge a fee!
With the guidance of his teacher, Grete was shameless and generously let the public know. Male dragons in their prime, including those below their prime, who need to have children, can bring their spouses to seek services.
Within three days, his mage tower was overwhelmed by young and old dragons. Gretel had to build a small house outside the mage tower and lead a transmission line to allow specially arranged golems to be there.
Reception:
"Yes, it only serves older male dragons who have difficulty in reproducing, not older female dragons. Reason? - There are many reasons why female dragons have difficulty in reproducing, and research is more difficult. The Mage Tower is still available for the time being.
This research was not carried out!”
"What should I do if the dragon couple is of the same age? - Then I can only ask you to know better. It is not our fault that the effect is not good, that the pregnancy cannot be successful, and the eggs cannot be successfully laid..."
"Can't you get pregnant the first time? If you can't get pregnant the first time, you can do it again for free, and there is no additional charge within three times... Beyond three times? If you can't get pregnant even three times, it means that your problem cannot be solved by current research!"
"If you need service, please come here and queue up... Queue up and get the magic contract! Please be sure to read all the notices clearly, then sign the contract and pay the deposit... first come, first served, first come first served! Sign the contract first, pay the deposit first, and enjoy the service first!"
"Legends are not accepted! Legends are not accepted! - Female dragons over 300 years old will not be accepted!"
"It only guarantees fertilization, not the survival of the fertilized egg, nor does it guarantee that the dragon egg will be pregnant until birth! Please pay attention to the magic contract and make sure you can accept it again! We will not accept requests for refunds or compensation due to later problems!"
That is to say, the demon controlled by the tower spirit has enough patience to repeat these requirements to each customer or even several times - over and over again -
Regardless of whether the customer is questioning or angry, aggressive or noisy, hesitant or constantly changing his or her mind, Talling and Golem provide a perfect service attitude.
Don’t be impatient, don’t get angry, don’t jump on your feet, don’t scold people in a sullen manner, don’t slap the table and turn it over and say, “Do it if you want, or get out,” or “Is your head full of water? So
Can’t you understand simple conditions?”
The smile on the face is always perfect (of course, the smile of the devil is placed on the face at the moment of production). At most, the customer's inquiry takes more than half an hour, and he will point out:
"Hello, your consultation time has expired. Please leave the room temporarily and give the opportunity to the next person..."
Then, the door clicked open, the walls of the room fell down, and the puppet moved left, right, along the track to the edge of the room, and bowed to the giant dragon lined up at the door:
"Please—"
These numerous restrictions successfully discouraged more than half of the customers. In the end, only 11 older male dragons, with their spouses or other female dragons, came to line up at Grete's side.
Then, they saw a miracle:
"No, so fast?"
"Isn't this too fast?"
"How many can you make in one day?"
"Give him a month, and he can finish all the dragons on Dragon Island, right?"
Assisted reproduction, or in other words, sperm selection + assisted sperm-egg combination work, has indeed formed a process. The sperm selection process can take up to one hour, including half an hour waiting for liquefaction;
Next, it takes only half an hour to send the selected sperm, cast a spell, and assist in the union of sperm and egg. Add up the inside and outside, and it takes an hour and a half.
——In other words, if each dragon couple casts the spell alone, one and a half hours per couple, eight hours a day, can make 5 pairs, 11 dragon couples, and it can be completed in two days;
If it is an assembly line operation, it will be even more incredible. Everyone lines up and goes from link to link. In one day, 11 couples are all done!
Of course Gretel couldn't go directly to the assembly line - after all, he still paid a lot of money, and his work must be worthy of the money given by the customer.
In other words, if you want to give the other party a private hospital-level experience, you can’t use the service process of a public tertiary hospital to trick them:
The conversation beforehand, informing, comforting, and checking before starting to cast the spell all require him to do it in person, communicate with a smile, and read the notice aloud to confirm that both spouses are willing, informed, and agree...
There is no way, until now, his disciples, or other high-level spellcasters in the same direction, do not have enough status to be recognized by the Dragon Clan. If you want to make money, Gretel has to show his face.
——He actually wants to charge hospitalization fees. Since it takes about seven days to determine whether the spell is successful, it is best for the female dragon who comes to seek medical treatment to be hospitalized near the mage tower.
The problem is that the true form of the Dragon Clan is too large, so building a large number of wards for them requires a huge investment, and the gain outweighs the loss;
It is not suitable to create a human-sized room. The main reason is that the fertilized egg will divide. During implantation, it is best not to change between human and dragon forms, which may affect the success rate of pregnancy...
We have no choice but to let them find a place nearby! It doesn't matter whether it's sitting on the ground under a curtain, or drilling into a cave and soaking in sea water, it doesn't matter, the Mage Tower can't provide a ward!
What a shame! Except for technical assistance fees, we can’t charge any money!
Even so, the speed at which Gretel makes money is so fast that the dragons who come to seek medical treatment can't close their mouths. Half a day for a pair, half a day for a pair, just one day can earn the dragons decades of savings!
Decades!
In five and a half days, Grete dealt with all the dragon couples who came for treatment. When the last couple was dealt with, the first couple already had a vague feeling:
"I feel... I should be pregnant... I feel like there are four children, four little lives this time..."
The first brass dragon couple who came to seek medical treatment cuddled together, rubbing their long necks and whispering. Nearby, two metal dragon couples showed envious eyes: