Chapter 504: I, Grete, am good at cutting hemorrhoids?
"My, my, my, my!"
"I picked it up!"
"Auro, don't grab it!"
"Hiss...huh...it's so hot!"
A group of magicians gathered around a copper pot the size of a basin, each using their own unique tricks to get food out of the pot:
The master's hands picked up the snow-white fish fillets and flew them back to the owner's plate. The red soup was dripping and spilled all over the floor;
Annevia stirred up the vines and scooped up a lot of radish slices, lettuce slices, spinach, kale, cabbage, mung bean sprouts and pea sprouts that had just been spawned by magic. Of course, fish fillets, fish fillets and fish fillets were absolutely indispensable;
Although Bernard doesn't know magic, the colander he holds in his hand is bigger than any other magician's hand!
Gretel smiled and watched them looting. This lively and squealing look was very similar to his experience in college. At that time, a group of classmates were hungry and greedy, so they sneaked to the back door of the medical school.
Let's have a meal together on the street and have a tooth ceremony.
At that time, boiled fish was in fashion. One dormitory ordered a big pot and scooped out the fish fillets and all the side dishes. The soup in the fish fillets and vegetables dripped down onto the rice. Just stir it up.
You can eat a big bowl of Xilihulu.
It doesn't cost much to share it evenly. After finishing the meal, everyone's face was glowing and they returned to school with bulging bellies...
Speaking of which, the Mage Tower is also a learning and research institution, isn't it?
This meal was extremely satisfying. In the end, everyone forced Grete to reprocess even the fish fillets that Serella had prepared and made them into boiled fish fillets.
Well, it's always a bit weird to eat sashimi directly without wasabi or soy sauce, isn't it?
However, great joy brings sorrow. Grete's boiled fish fillets are added with a lot of chili peppers, peppers, and various kinds of peppers. When you eat it, it is spicy and refreshing. After eating...
The next day, Master Norwood carried everyone on his back, grinned, and slipped into Grete's room.
"What's wrong?"
Grete smiled when he saw his walking posture. He knew this posture well! There were a bunch of old men in skirts in the anorectal department, and everyone looked like this!
"Well...Mr. Nordmark...I...I heard that you cured that child. Do you also know about..."
Gretel held back his laughter and inquired carefully. The problem was not serious, it was constipation and bleeding hemorrhoids caused by eating too much spicy food. Gretel directly threw a treatment technique to temporarily stop the bleeding, and then, as for the problem of constipation...
"How about you try this?"
He rummaged and rummaged and found a bottle of glycerin. He inserted a hollow vine into the rectum, injected it with a syringe, and told Master Norwood:
"Hold it! Hold it until you can't hold it anymore!"
After a while, Master Norwood came out of the bathroom, sweating profusely and relaxed, and thanked Grete. Gretel took advantage of the situation and grabbed him:
"You're here, do you want to check for hemorrhoids? Whether it's internal hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids, or mixed hemorrhoids, I will perform surgery to ensure less bleeding and high efficacy. Anyway, it is easy to heal. It is just a matter of treatment...
"
"Are you really good at it? I heard from those guys in Black Crow Swamp that no one of them has ever cut it themselves. They often bleed profusely with just one cut!"
"Hey, that's because they don't understand the anatomy at all..."
Grete took it upon himself to cut off two meat balls for Master Norwood smoothly. While chatting while cutting, Grete realized that there were not only two magicians suffering from constipation and hemorrhoids...
"Oh, constipation is not a disease. Being unable to pass is really fatal! Every day, I drink castor oil, use soapy water for enemas, and if there is bleeding, use healing potion to wash it. Although it is just a potion to treat minor injuries, it is very troublesome..."
Gretel nodded silently. Although he himself was not like this, many magicians read, meditated, and sat all day long. They lacked physical exercise and had an unhealthy diet, with more meat and less vegetables, and no dietary fiber.
If you are not constipated, who is constipated?
As for how to deal with constipation...
"Would you like to take a bottle of this back to try?"
Grete put the glass bottle containing glycerin in front of Master Norwood. The middle-aged mage looked at the bottle, thought about it, and shook his head:
"Forget it, forget it, it's too troublesome. I don't know the magic of the Natural Gods. Those enema machines are also very awkward to operate..."
"That……"
In Grete's mind, an artifact from his past life naturally appeared. He released a [Silent Phantom] casually, pinched it left and right, and sketched out the appearance of a bottle of Kaiserlu:
"What do you think of this?"
Master Norwood looked at it intently. It was a small gadget that was as big as the palm of his hand, with a flexible leather bag underneath, which could be easily pinched;
The top is a thin tube, which is smooth and hard and will not bend when entering the body. The head is round and blunt, and it will not hurt the delicate mucous membrane;
The content is not much, only 20 ml in a skin bag, but based on Master Norwood’s own experience in receiving treatment, it should be...enough?
"It looks like it's very convenient to use alone..." He evaluated it with the eyes of a transformation magician and pondered:
"The difficulty lies in the connection between the tube and the bladder. If the connection is not tight enough, it will pop out of the seam if you pinch it; if the connection is too tight, it will be more troublesome to refill it later... Wait, why are you connected?
Together?"
Grete spread his hands. Kai Selu, of course it is made in one piece, why would it be so troublesome to get a small leather bag and tie it with a tube?
As long as he could remember, he had never seen a Kaiselu that was not one-piece!
Gretel's face was full of confidence. Master Norwood looked up and down, studied the [Silent Phantom] carefully for a while, and nodded gently:
"Well, if you use a metal pipe, the wall of the pipe will be very thin and easy to be punctured. To be honest, wooden pipes are not easy to clean. If you use it again, it will feel dirty just thinking about it. Master Nordmark, look at using rubber
Can it be done?”
"I have to ask you this!"
Grete continued to be confident. I am not responsible for rubber research and development. I don’t know the current project progress, the hardness, toughness, elasticity of the product, and whether it will chemically react with the rubber!
In my previous life, Kaiselu used transparent plastic, not rubber...
Therefore, the support Gretel can give Master Norwood is to wave his hand in a big way:
"Get more glycerin and try it. Anyway, this thing is not difficult or expensive to make. If the attempt is successful, sales and other matters will be left to you, and the Mage Tower will take a share of the profits..."
Master Norwood held glycerin in his hand and left after the order. Even if it was not for making money, but for his own convenience, he would work hard to develop it. This thing was so useful that he felt that with his physical condition, he could use it at least three times a month.
Can……
"Bring the rubber! Bring the rubber you made!" Master Norwood shouted to the two apprentices:
"Use your mental power to shape it into the shape I specified, and then pour the liquid in the tube into it!"
The two apprentices started running around in response. Rubber blocks, rubber sheets, rubber cylinders, rubber skins... the same thing.
Several different types of rubber have been made in Master Norwood's laboratory, but they are still a little far away from Gretel's requirements. He drew the pattern, listed the dimensions and detailed requirements, and led the apprentices to try them one by one.
, actually made a finished product.
Master Norwood was not in a hurry to sell. He first sent a small batch to Aurora and Lynn each, and then took the finished products to visit his friends one by one. Every time he visited a house, he must tell the story of Gretel.
Once again:
"Did you know that the baby was born without an anus, and Master Nordmark actually made one for him?"
"I knew he could definitely cure it... That time I had constipation and bleeding, and I went to him for treatment because of the pain. He cured it in just three strokes. Hearing that I was constipated, he gave me this thing again... ugh
Don’t tell me, it’s much more convenient to use!”
"It's such a small thing. If you feel uncomfortable, you can use it with one hand. Isn't it more convenient than asking someone to give you an enema?"
"Master Nordmark said that warm water is not effective, and soapy water and castor oil are not mild enough and can easily cause intestinal diseases. This medicine is mild in nature and very effective..."
"You don't believe me, don't you believe Master Nordmark? He can even create an anus that doesn't exist. How can he not understand such a trivial matter?"
In this way, a large circle of trial products was given away. When Kaiselu's popularity gradually spread, and three or five magicians would send messages and inquires a day, Master Norwood took his time and put the products on the shelves in the exchange area.
It’s not expensive, half a gold coin per serving. It comes with a small folded page, printed with Master Nordmark’s advice on treating constipation:
1. Drink more water, 1500 to 2000 ml a day;
2. Eat more fruits and vegetables and exercise appropriately;
3. Develop the habit of defecation regularly and take a sitz bath with warm water after defecation;
4. If the bleeding doesn’t stop, or there is prolapse of the flesh ball, or there is something else wrong, remember to seek treatment...
At the end of the fold, the name and address of the Oak Grove Medical Research Institute are printed. On the corner of the paper, the red cross logo of the institute shines red, which is particularly eye-catching at a glance.
200 copies were posted on the first day, and within three days, they were all sold out.
The magicians were very happy. When something embarrassing happened in the future, they no longer had to take off their pants, stick out their buttocks, and ask apprentices or servants to help with enema!
Even if the bleeding is severe, there is still a place to treat it!
Grete didn't care about this matter from beginning to end. He gave Master Norwood a lot of trust, and he responded completely to every request and the tribe took care of it. Kaisellu was made, okay;
How to make glycerin, take it;
If you need general treatment advice, no problem. As a doctor, you should write a popular science article;
Glycerin is on the shelves, I know it, remind me to settle regularly...
As a result, when magicians came to seek medical treatment one after another at the medical center, he only reacted belatedly:
what happened?
what happened?
Why do you think I have become an anorectal surgeon who specializes in hemorrhoidectomy?
What I specialize in is emergency surgery!
I don’t want to be a manure digger!
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