Chapter 510: Gretel, why are you trying to steal my patient!
"Let me tell you first, I don't want to cut hemorrhoids every day!"
Gretel bounced up like a cat with exploded hair. From the hair to the cervical vertebrae, from the shoulders to the tail vertebrae, every inch was filled with reluctance:
Hemorrhoidectomy is so annoying!
The main reason is that I hate it! All day long, I just expand, bandage, cut off, and then do another treatment. If I do it too much, it becomes a completely mechanical operation, which is very boring.
Even if you get a foreign body in your rectum, you can change your brain!
According to the anorectal department, they collect all kinds of rectal foreign bodies, big and small, whole and dead, and alive and dead. If you want to hold an exhibition, you can put together one or two hundred exhibits. There will be no problem and they will never be repeated.
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Well, this doesn't mean that he wants to work with the anorectal department... He is an emergency surgery, emergency surgery, and if possible, he still wants to do something big...
Mrs. Alva raised her cup and drank it, laughing so hard that her whole body trembled. After laughing for a while, she put down the teacup and knocked a crisp sound on the white porcelain gold-rimmed coaster. She tightened the curvature of her lips and said seriously:
"Okay, okay, I definitely won't introduce these things. Hemorrhoids and other things are easy to talk about, not easy to hear, and not easy to mention in public. If you want to be famous, of course you have to find someone upright!"
Gee, the child who was born without an anus before could have done a lot of publicity long ago if she had seized the opportunity. But it can’t be done now. Times have changed, and it would be too easy to offend people if she turns around and tries to do the same thing.
So which one is better?
It must be admitted that Mrs. Alva's mobility is pretty good. As a magician of the magic control system, she interacts with people every day and knows best who is gossiping and who is in trouble.
If this matter were left to the autistic otakus who were the majority among magicians, they would probably not be able to accumulate a hundred cases in a year. But Mrs. Alva sent a few disciples to go out and look around casually.
, so I brought a magician over from the Transformation Department.
44 years old, level 7 magician, alchemy branch of the transformation system. Half a year ago, numbness of the right little finger and ring finger developed. In the last half month, the wrist began to swell, affecting fine operations.
I went to the medical branch and saw several magicians, but to no avail.
"Have you visited other temples? Especially the God of War Temple?"
"What a joke! We are magicians, why should we go to the temple to see it!"
Mrs. Alva winked at Grete from the side. Some magicians really don't want to go to the temple to see a doctor. They would rather wait in line for a few days at the magician in the medical branch. If you can't get in line, there are still healing potions you can buy.
"I drank a few bottles of healing potion! I also removed the disease!" The magician's brown beard was messy, and he stretched out his big hand stained with white ash for Grete to see:
"It's no use at all! I can't hold my hands tightly now! I can't do any work at all!"
...Indeed, the mage's hands are still inferior to the magician's own hands in terms of fine operations. Gretel felt sad and nodded lightly:
"What action can't you do? Show me?"
Tsk, numbness of fingers and ring fingers, swelling of wrists, this matter can be big or small. Muscles, blood vessels, nerves, if you are not lucky, it may be a problem with the spine and cervical spine...
Gretel thought to himself that he might not be able to guarantee a solution to the problem.
The transformation magician handed his right hand to Gretel, circling his thumb and index finger, trying to connect them together. However, the shape of the fingers was weird, always not quite right, and they could not form a perfect circle. Gretel's heart moved, and he twitched.
A piece of paper was handed to him:
"Here, put your thumb and index finger together and try to squeeze this piece of paper tightly. Squeeze it as hard as you can! Use as much strength as you can!"
The transformation magician obeyed the order. Gretel stood nearby and saw him tightening his lips and pinching them with all his strength. The blood on the tip of his thumb faded a bit, which was obviously a sign of exerting enough strength.
However, Gretel pulled out the piece of paper without much force, fluttering and landed in front of the two of them.
The transformation mage lowered his shoulders in frustration:
"That's it, that's it. I can't pick up anything. I've used the healing technique several times, but it's useless from my fingers to my wrists..."
...Frent test positive.
Ulnar nerve injury.
Grete narrowed his eyes slightly and quickly flipped through the anatomy diagrams in his mind. The ulnar nerve is a continuation of the medial bundle of the brachial plexus and snakes down from the upper arm to the palm. Therefore, if you just apply the treatment on your fingers and wrists, it will not work.
It must be useful
"Ring finger, bend your little finger and see?"
"I can't bend very well...I don't have much strength..."
Gretel silently flipped through the book and memorized it in his mind. The ulnar nerve is easily injured at the wrist and elbow... If the elbow is injured, in addition to the above symptoms, there will also be ring and little finger distal flexion dysfunction, which usually only shows flexion weakness...
…
Injuries to the elbow.
He repeated these words, smiled at Mrs. Alva, and asked her to lend an empty room so that he could examine the patient. The other person took off his shirt, and Gretel saw at a glance that the patient's right shoulder was under the patient's right shoulder and all the way to his hand.
Above the elbow, it is obviously thicker than the left arm.
"What's going on with you?" Grete reached out and touched:
"How long?"
"...It's been more than twenty years, right?" The transformation magician lowered his head and glanced at his right upper arm, not caring much:
"Anyway, it's been more than twenty years since I discovered it. It doesn't hurt or itch, so just let it go."
"Will it grow?"
"It seems to have grown up...well, I remember it wasn't this big when it was a child...but it doesn't feel like it anyway..."
Gretel nodded slightly. If there was no pain, no itching, or no feeling, he would not treat it. This situation was quite common. He carefully checked the mass:
The surface is smooth, with no redness, swelling, or ulcers. It surrounds the front, inside, and back inside of the right upper arm, ranging from 3m below the shoulder joint to about 10m above the elbow joint. It feels flexible when touched, and there is no obvious tenderness. You can move it when you push it...
…
It looks like a lipoma or fibroma.
"Is this the cause of the swelling?" Seeing his serious face, the patient was obviously a little uneasy and asked over and over again:
"But it's been growing for so many years...it's not painful or itchy...it's far away from the finger...how to treat it? Cut it off?"
Gretel shook his head slightly. He only had preliminary doubts about what the tumor was, whether it was benign or malignant, and whether it was related to the inability to move his right hand. He needed further examination and further differential diagnosis.
"Um...wait a minute, I'll borrow a magic item above level 12 for inspection..."
The first step in the examination is to take a plain X-ray!
Gretel said and was about to push the door out. As soon as he touched the doorknob, the door opened with a "bang" from the outside. Gretel jumped back and narrowly missed being hit by the door. Then he saw the fierce momentum outside and walked out.
Enter a white-robed mage:
"Ramos, didn't you come to me for treatment? Why did you change your mind again? And you, I haven't offended you, why are you trying to steal my patients?"
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Suddenly I discovered that today is Gretel’s birthday!
Happy birthday little Grete!
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