It's not that difficult to open a hospital in another world, right? Chapter 578: You are truly the worst class I have ever led (go back to bed when you are tired and get 10,000 rewards plus update 2)
Chapter 578: You are truly the worst class I have ever led (go back to bed when you are tired and get 10,000 rewards plus update 2)
Gretel was very depressed.
Grete is simply a bit irritable.
Gretel began to doubt life.
Isn’t it just a B-ultrasound? Isn’t it just an electrocardiogram? Isn’t it just a blood test? Isn’t it just a bunch of capped level 1 magic, some of which are magic tricks?
Why can't you learn?
When he was teaching those students in Nevis and the necromancer who had attacked him in the hospital, he didn't think it was that difficult. Just throw out the spell model and talk about a few reference magics. After practicing a few times, the students would naturally master it.
Then, as long as one person knows how to do it, it will be passed from person to person, person to person, and self-reproduction. There is no need for him to bother to teach, he will be able to do it all.
But what about here?
I won’t talk about first- and second-level spell casters. Some are third-level, fourth-level, and even fifth-level! In four or five days, you can’t even learn a basic spell?
Grete thought for a while and felt that his requirements for students might be too harsh. He discussed with several leaders and divided the spellcasters into four groups:
One group for B-ultrasound, one group for electrocardiogram, one group for blood test, and one group for blood pressure. According to the previous learning progress, you can sign up voluntarily and combine freely.
Well, of course Gretel doesn’t care about how the big bosses within each sect are assigned.
After the assignment, take a short rest. The service staff brought in a large number of experimental animals and distributed them to the spellcasters of each group according to the spells they learned. Some were sheep, some were rabbits, and some were dogs...
Well, anyway, the God of War Temple is responsible for most of the expenses, and the Spring Water Temple is responsible for a small part of the expenses. As for the Nature God Church, Grete belongs to them!
Spending money on teaching funds is justified and not a shame!
After the experimental animals were distributed, Gretel began to teach groups one by one. The first was the B-ultrasound group. This magic, Gretel thought, was the simplest:
The basics are ready-made magic, which can be modified slightly. The students at Nevis Hospital killed more than a dozen rabbits per person, and they could basically see the internal organs clearly.
Of course, reading movies or something like that is another matter...
But what about Heartland City? The information has been distributed for several days, but no one understands it!
none!
"Isn't it possible to use sound wave detection? Have you never learned [echo detection]?"
"Never learned!"
Led by Pastor Anthony, a group of healers shook their heads in unison. OK, priests are not magicians. The learning path and skill points may be different in the first place?
Gretel pressed his forehead, turned his head, and looked at Master Karan. In three years, Master Karan advanced from level three to level four. According to Master Hermann's evaluation, it was quite satisfactory. For a level four mage, learn ultrasonic magic.
It's not that difficult, right?
Master Karan silently raised a hand:
"I have learned [Echo Detection], but I can't detect it inside the body. I have practiced it for several days and it still doesn't work..."
Oh, this Gretel knew what the problem was. He dragged across the blackboard, picked up a piece of chalk with the mage's hand, and drew spell configurations on it:
"Look, there is a function curve here, it goes like this...you can control the frequency of ultrasonic waves by adjusting this value when you release the spell..."
Configurations, curves, algorithms. From top to bottom, from left to right, I wrote on the blackboard and turned around:
"Do you understand?"
"..."
As far as the eye can see, Master Karan's head is struggling up and down at the speed of a chicken pecking rice: look at the blackboard, copy two words, look at the blackboard again, and copy two words again.
Seeing the speed of his nodding, Grete felt that something was not good:
You don’t even know the formula, do you?
I walked over and looked at it again, and I really didn’t recognize it. I had only copied half of the formula, and already two symbols were wrong.
"Uh... you need to change it here... this symbol needs to be written on it..."
Gretel stared at him as he finished correcting his notes. As for explaining the formula, it couldn't be done in a short while, so he had to move back:
"Forget it, you first learn [Echo Detection] from Master Karan, and then slowly practice it with animals! When you can see the internal organs clearly, and the animals stop vomiting blood, you can then use the picture book to see people!"
Gretel shook his head and sighed, and changed to the blood test team. In the blood test team, the bald bishop personally took charge and recruited a group of soldiers to work as coolies for him. Gretel welcomed this:
Soldiers on the battlefield have a higher probability of needing blood transfusions than ordinary people. Even if soldiers cannot learn magic, they can still know what they can do when they need blood transfusions.
However, the problem is that from the first step of blood collection, there are many problems:
"Disinfect! Disinfect! You should disinfect it after all! Your big arms are covered with old mud, can you rub them clean first?"
"Don't poke the needle randomly! ... Just poke it to almost the same depth, and keep the angle straight... Oops, are you piercing both ends?"
"Just let it sit for a while. If you want to separate the serum quickly, you can use a centrifuge... Wait, what is your centrifugation method? A strong man shakes it hard?!"
Press the gourd and lift up the scoop. Gretel had no other choice but to hand out a set of syringes to each of them and let them practice on animals:
Rabbits are too small, dogs are too powerful, and cows are too big. So, get some sheep, one leg per person!
Gretel groaned. After teaching them once, he was so tired that he almost spit out his tongue. This is not over yet. After teaching blood collection, he still needs to teach them cross-matching. After teaching cross-matching, he also needs to teach them blood test magic:
"It's just a simplified version of [Identify Bloodline]! Have you learned [Identify Bloodline]?"
"I learned it, but..."
Forget it, even if you can't learn the blood test magic, you can still make do with cross-matching. However, the problem is that when it comes to cross-matching, they are even more ridiculous:
"Dilute it first! Dilute it! Dilute it and then drip it in!"
"When taking red blood cells, immerse them at the bottom of the serum! Don't suck up the serum together! Don't shake your hands! Don't shake! Don't touch the wall of the test tube!"
"Hey, why are you poking so hard? It's the first time I've seen a man who poked the bottom of a test tube!"
While teaching this group of students, it felt like their blood pressure had risen by dozens of millimeters of mercury. Gretel reluctantly led them through the process, staring at the bald bishop writing down every detail of the process, sighing, and heading to the next group:
Electrocardiogram group.
This group has the biggest problem. Master Hermann, Master Elliot, and several higher-level priests all looked at each other in this group. Seeing Gretel coming, Master Elliot rushed towards him as if he saw a savior.
Come up:
"Grete! How do you do this electrocardiogram? Why does the cloud screen light up? Why do lines appear?"
When Master Eliot first met Gretel, he was already a level 2 mage. During the dysentery epidemic, Gretel was able to gain a first glimpse of the microscopic world through a microscope and advanced to a level 3 mage. The relationship between the two has always been good.
So far, Elliot has been stuck at the level four to five level for two years. So when Gretel started talking about new magic, he immediately ran over excitedly:
Maybe if you learn something, you can draw parallels and cross this threshold? Even if you don't, spending ten days and a half to learn a few new magics is not a loss!
He looked at Grete eagerly, waiting for his answer. Grete shook his head and said:
Can I tell you that I haven't figured it out yet? I can only guess that this cloud screen is similar to the mechanism of the front room cloud chamber. When high-energy particles pass through, there will naturally be fluctuations?
Or, can I tell you that this magic was changed by the Dragon Clan for me?
"Just follow this and release it!" He replied bravely:
"Not every spell knows its reason! Do you, do you know the principle of all the spells you have learned?"
"oh……"
Master Elliott withered instantly. Memorizing by rote, memorizing by rote is the most annoying thing!
Excluding the principle of the spell, there is one thing he still can't figure out. And this is also the biggest obstacle that prevents him from releasing the electrocardiogram spell:
"Why is there so much clutter in the cloud screen I released? The lines are so messed up that I can't even see them!"
Gretel couldn't answer this point, so he could only let him release one and have a look. A soldier next to him was recruited to be the target of the spell, and his upper body was exposed so that he could find a spot. Master Elliot held his breath and concentrated, and dropped his probes one by one:
"look"
Gretel held up his forehead. To be honest, he had never seen such a messy electrocardiogram. The P wave was not a P wave, and the T wave was not a T wave. It was all crooked and twisted, like a ball of yarn that a cat had played with.
He released his spiritual power and felt it for a while, but couldn't figure it out. Suddenly, he had an idea and took an electrocardiogram on Master Elliot and compared the two sides:
"You... let yourself go! Your own mental power is just a carrier. Don't impose your own thoughts on the spell!"
"I...I let it go, and the cloud screen collapsed..."
Master Elliot stammered. Without thinking, Gretel raised his hand and a [Mechanized Mind] hit his face:
"Look, isn't this okay?"
The lines of the cloud screen instantly became regular. Just as Gretel was about to explain, the screams from the group on the right suddenly broke into the sky:
"ah"
what's the situation?
Grete turned his head and suddenly felt his blood pressure explode, and blood burst through the Tianling Cap. As far as he could see, there was a blood fountain on the right side of the hall, which was really spraying onto the ceiling:
"What are you doing?"
Grete ran away. After squeezing into the crowd and taking a look, he suddenly became furious:
Five or six priests gathered around a goat, hurriedly throwing healing spells around, but they couldn't stop the gurgling blood on their necks. There was a needle lying on the table next to it. From the needle, to the needle tube, to the mercury column next to it, it sprayed bright red.
one slice.
"Hold the artery! Hold it first!"
Grete rushed forward and touched the goat's neck, found the proximal end of the artery, pressed it accurately, and performed the treatment. This time, just a basic minimally invasive treatment stopped the blood flow on the goat's neck:
"When doing invasive blood pressure monitoring, you need to press the proximal end of the blood pressure monitor first before removing it! Press it first and then remove it! You dare to play with the arteries even if you are not familiar with the basic operation!"
You are truly the worst class I have ever led... you have all kinds of problems, and you can solve any kind of trouble for me!
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