Zhao Laohuai thought to himself: "This master of mine is really harmful to people. The damn 'cinnabar lights lamp oil, gods and ghosts are worried' is completely nonsense. This is great. Not only did he get involved, but I
You have to be buried with him. Although the money is good, you have to spend it with your life."
Qin Yue asked: "Uncle Zhao, how did you escape then?"
Zhao Laowai said: "I have heard people say before that this ghost is most afraid of human blood, and secondly afraid of human saliva. At that time, I was so anxious that I turned around and spit at the female ghost regardless of whether it was easy or not. Don't
It really worked, when I turned around to push the door open, it actually opened."
Li Chen said: "When I was in primary school, I learned a text called "Song Dingbo Catching Ghosts", which talked about how he used his saliva to cure ghosts. At that time, I thought it was made up by the author, but I didn't expect it to be true?
From now on, when you encounter a ghost, you don't need to do anything else, just spit on it."
Zhao Laowai said: "Spitting does have a certain effect, but it is not very useful. It can only deal with some little ghosts with little ability. It will still have no effect if you encounter an old ghost with real telepathy."
Qin Yue asked: "Did you escape from that haunted house after opening the door?"
Zhao Laowai said: "It's not that easy. At that time, the ghost didn't expect that I would dare to spit on her, so he was negligent and let me take advantage of a loophole. She caught me before I could run out.
When I came back, I felt like I couldn't move my whole body, and my mind was very confused, as if it was filled with paste."
"At that time, I thought, this is the end of the damn thing for me. It's a pity that a young man like me has not yet married a wife, so he became a substitute for a ghost. I'm really unwilling to accept it." Zhao Laowai spoke very humorously.
, Qin Yue and Bai Lingling couldn't help laughing.
Zhao Laowai took a sip of water and continued: "But maybe it's because the Lord of Hell doesn't want to accept someone like me. Just when I was about to be attacked, a bell rang outside the gate. The sound of the bell was very clear.
, it seems to have the function of waking up the brain, and my brain immediately felt cold, and I immediately regained my consciousness."
"Immediately afterwards, I saw the door suddenly opened, and a mahogany sword with a yellow talisman flew in, stuck close to my face and pierced the head of the female ghost behind me. The female ghost
It only screamed and was wiped out."
"I guess who is this person outside? How can he be so powerful that he subdued such a ferocious female ghost all at once? Needless to say, he must be an immortal with immortal demeanor. When I saw that person, I was completely devastated.
I was shocked. I used to think that I might be the ugliest person in the world, but I didn’t expect that there would be someone uglier than me.”
"This man looks very strange. His head is a little flat, his nose is big, his mouth is big, but his eyes are very small. The strangest thing is that his eyebrows are actually connected in a line. It can be said that he is very ugly.
How ugly it is, a hundred times uglier than my face being squeezed by my hands. But there is a very handsome young man standing behind him. Yes, he is in sharp contrast to the white-faced scholar."
"But I was not in the mood to care about this at this time. It was already good if I could save my life, so I ran over quickly. The ugly man asked me why I lived here. I said that I came with the master to exorcise ghosts. Unexpectedly,
If the ghost is not driven out, the master will die and return to the west."
"The ugly man took one look at my master's body and actually said that it was really his senior brother. I know that although the ugly man looked very ugly, he was actually a worldly master with profound moral principles.
.And my master is a big liar who travels around the world, cheating people out of food and drink, so how can they be brothers?"
"After questioning, I found out that this ugly man's name is Taoist Yimei, and my master's name is Taoist Yihe. The two of them are authentic Taoist disciples, just because my master is lazy and does not seek advancement.
, so he didn’t learn any real skills, not as good as one ten thousandth of his junior brother’s eyebrows. But he was not useless, he still knew some basic skills of Taoism, so he traveled around the world, stealing food and drink everywhere.”
"But his junior brother Yimei is very knowledgeable. After he left the army, he came to Ping'an Town and became a real person. However, he did not seek fame or fortune. He exorcised and subdued demons without charging a penny, and he did not leave a name.
No., so few people know about him.”
"Originally, she wanted to tame the evil spirits in this haunted house, but Zhang Fuwang and Zhang Laocai were very mean and mean. He usually bullied men and women because of his family's wealth, so he never meddle in this business.
Today he also accidentally saw my master and me, feeling a bit like his senior brother, and saw us entering the haunted house of Zhang Laocai's family, so he broke in late at night to find out what was going on."
"After listening to what he said, I felt confident in my heart. Once he said it and expressed concern, I could rely on him more. From then on, I began to learn real Taoism from Taoist Master Yimei.
"
Qin Yue said: "Uncle Zhao, I didn't expect that your experience would be quite tortuous."
Zhao Laowai said: "The main thing is that I was born in a bad time. I caught up with the war and chaos at that time. I am lucky to be alive. You are so good now. You don't have to worry about food and clothing. You can also go to school.
University knowledge.”
Hearing what Zhao Laowai said, Li Chenjue felt a little ashamed. He was nominally a college student, but had he really studied hard? From college to now, he hadn't heard even half of the lectures.
, I really feel sorry for his parents, and even more sorry for myself.
But this can't be blamed on him. Ever since he went down to the ancient tomb, supernatural events have always happened to him one after another, one wave after another, and they can't be wiped away. He doesn't understand why this is the case.
, maybe this is the legendary fate.
Li Chen secretly decided in his heart that after this matter is over, he must study hard when he returns to school, make up for all the previous classes, and learn something real anyway, so that he can provide for his parents who are going to college.
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Although the train journey lasted two days, the four of them had a great time chatting along the way, and it was not boring at all. Mainly because Zhao Laowai has a wide range of knowledge, and his experience itself is a legend, so just
It took a long time to talk about him. After arriving in Luoyang and getting off the bus, Li Chen and the others felt as if not that long had passed.
The four of them got out of the car and saw that the sky was slightly dark. Li Chen said to Zhao Laowai: "Uncle Zhao, it's late today. Let's find a place to stay and eat something before heading to Beimang tomorrow.
Mountain bar."
Zhao Laowai looked at the sky and said, "Well, I'll do as you say."
Bai Lingling said: "I know Luoyang's water banquet is the most famous, let's go and try it."
Li Chen scratched her nose and said, "You just know how to eat."
Bai Lingling said: "What? Are you afraid of treating us?"
As she spoke, she seemed to be deliberately competing with Li Chen and said to Zhao Laowai: "Uncle Zhao, as far as I know, the most famous wine in Luoyang is Dukang. Do you want Li Chen to buy you two bottles?"
Hearing her reminder, Zhao Laowai showed a somewhat unbearable expression, and said to Li Chen: "Li Chen, what, this little girl didn't say anything, it's okay. Once you tell me, you see how addicted I am to alcohol."
Just come up, you see, I can’t do anything today anyway, so why don’t you go and have a drink with uncle, do you think that’s okay?”
Seeing what Zhao Laowai said, Li Chen couldn't say no, so he hurriedly said: "Of course it will." The four of them found a restaurant called Donggang Water Banquet and walked in.
At the beginning, Li Chen didn't understand what this water banquet meant. He didn't know what it was until the dishes came. It turned out that due to the climate in Luoyang, the dishes had more soup, so he added another dish and followed it.
The dishes are served continuously like running water, hence the name water banquet.
This water banquet requires 8 large bowls, 8 small bowls, 24 dishes, no more, no less, 8 cold dishes, 16 hot dishes, a very reasonable mix of meat and vegetables. The four of them, Li Chen, Zhao Lao Wai, ate very happily.
Even Qin Yue, who usually eats very sparingly, relaxed her appetite, and Bai Lingling was even more satisfied. After eating, the four of them found a small hotel nearby and asked for two rooms to rest.
Come down.
When Li Chen opened his eyes the next morning, he found that Zhao Laowai was not in the room. He looked at the time and it was just around 6:10. He didn't think much about it, closed his eyes and fell asleep for a while.
, when he opened his eyes again, he still didn't see Zhao Laowai. He looked at the time and it was already past seven-thirty, almost eight o'clock. Where did Zhao Laowai go?
Li Chen hurriedly got up and got dressed, and knocked on the door of Qin Yue and Bai Lingling's room. When Qin Yue opened the door for Li Chen, Li Chen knew: "Qin Yue, have you seen Uncle Zhao?"
Qin Yue said: "I haven't seen him. Isn't he in the same room as you?"
Li Chen said: "I haven't seen Bian since I woke up in the morning. I don't know where he went. By the way, where is Lingling?"
Qin Yue said: "She is still sleeping there, and she didn't get up even if I asked her. So, now you go to the door and ask the gatekeepers. If Uncle Zhao goes out, they will definitely see it."
Li Chen said: "Okay, I'll ask now. Please tell Lingling to get up quickly. Once we find Uncle Zhao, we will set off to Beimang Mountain immediately."
Li Chen locked the door of the room and went downstairs. Just as the old man guarding the door was about to leave, Li Chen stepped forward and asked: "I want to ask, did you see that you came with us yesterday?"
Is that old man out?"
The old man who looked after the door thought for a while and said, "I saw it. The little old man went out at about three o'clock in the middle of the night. I asked him why he went out so early. He said that he wanted to go to Beimang Mountain first to see what kind of terrain it was. I didn't know where it was.