When the village chief saw that the tomb was dug, he puffed his pipe and stood up. He asked everyone: "Which of you dares to go in and carry out the coffin?" The young people in the village looked at each other, and for a long time no one dared to say a word. At this time, a
The young man with a shaved head pushed aside the first few people and came out, scolding everyone: "Damn it! I usually see you blowing your bums one by one, but when it comes to the critical moment, you are all fucking bitches."
, a zombie can scare you like this? No one dares to enter me, I really don’t believe that the dead person will eat me?"
The young man who spoke was called Er Lengzi, and he was famous for his boldness in the village. Liangzi said that this Er Lengzi boy was a tiger, and the tiger had no boundaries, so there was nothing he wouldn't dare to do.
For a while, there were always cries from the cemetery near Hexi Village. Since the cemetery is only two hills away from the village, when there was a cry in the dead of night, people in the village would faintly hear it.
Can be heard.
It's strange that whenever there is crying, the dogs in the village will also cry together, and they are very frustrated. At that time, the people in the village found some people who "understood" to see it, but everyone who went to see it said that
There is an old ghost in the cemetery who has become a climate, and no one dares to touch this bad luck.
That day Erluzi was bragging to others about how brave he was. At that time, someone made a bet with him, saying that if you are really brave, you can go and stay in the cemetery over there for a night. If you don't dare to go, don't brag here.
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Although Erluzi is a bit brave, he is not stupid. If you ask him to go to the cemetery alone in the middle of the night and stay there for a night, he is still a little weak. He said that it is okay to go and stay, but he has to gamble something.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to take such a big risk.
The man said, if you really dare to stay in the cemetery for one night, I will give him 200 kilograms of millet, not his grandson's. The reason why he dared to say this was because he didn't believe that the idiot dared to go.
Er Lunzi was worthy of being called Er Lunzi. After hearing what he said, he immediately took a pound of liquor and a bag of peanuts and went to the grave camp. He actually stayed in the grave camp for the whole night!
The next day, under people's gaze, he came back humming a little tune. The man didn't have any trouble denying it, so he actually gave him 200 kilograms of millet. Afterwards, the villagers asked him if he had seen the idiot in the graveyard.
When he saw the ghost, Erluzi told everyone what happened in the cemetery that day without hiding anything.
It turned out that after this idiot came to the cemetery, he found a place with leeward wind and sat up, eating peanuts and drinking white wine. When the wine was finished, he fell down and fell asleep. Just when he was sleeping in a daze,
Then I heard crying. The idiot didn't believe in evil, so he jumped up and yelled: "Fuck! Who is it? Don't you know I'm sleeping here? Are you looking for death?" At this moment, Li left.
Not far from his grave, a stunning beauty wearing white clothes suddenly appeared slowly and slowly!
The 'beautiful woman' said to him charmingly: "Brother, my husband is dead. I miss him so much that I came to visit his grave at night." This woman has a melon-seed face, fair and quiet.
Yes, she has a small waist and a big butt, and is very beautiful. She was twisting her body as she spoke, as if she wanted to lure the fool over.
The second idiot was a stupid young man, and he drank from Wu Mi San Dao, so he didn't think about it or care about it. He stared wide-eyed and yelled: "Fuck your mother!"
Who the hell is your little brother? If you don’t come here in the middle of the day, why are you screaming here at night? Go home quickly and don’t worry about me sleeping, otherwise don’t blame me for beating women."
When the beautiful woman saw that Er Lunzi was vicious, she turned around and walked away with a cry. When Er Lunzi saw the woman leaving, she cursed and went to the grave to urinate and then went back to sleep. When Er Lunzi got up the next day, he
I saw a white paper man not far from the grave where he peed.
When Er Lunzi came closer and saw the appearance of the paper figure, he suddenly remembered the 'beautiful girl' from last night. Even though he was so brave, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. After this incident, a Yin-Yang man said that it was thanks to Er Lunzi's presence in the grave.
He peed on the grave, which saved his own life. Because Erluzi was a virgin and full of yang energy, the boy's urine just dispersed the evil spirit in the grave and broke the female ghost's hostility. This saved his life.
He had his own life, otherwise Erluzi's life would have been taken care of that night.
This was also because Erluzi was heartless. If it were a normal person, he would definitely not be able to withstand the temptation of that beautiful paper figurine and would definitely die in that cemetery. After that incident, Erluzi was so bold.
This generation has spread, and there are several nearby villages who don't know about him.
Er Lunzi shouted loudly: "Does anyone dare to go in with me to carry the coffin? They are all trash." At this time, a young man named Dashun in the village couldn't stand listening anymore, and walked out and said: "Er Lunzi, I
I'll go in and carry the coffin with you." This boy is as tall as a black iron tower and half a head taller than Erluzi. This boy is also a stupid young man, but he got married early and asked his wife to do it.
Take control, otherwise you will have to behave like a fool.
The two wet the towels, covered their mouths and noses, and then walked into the tomb with ropes and poles to carry the body. After a while, laughter and curses came from the tomb, and the voice came from the two idiots: "Big brother."
Shun, you’ve grown so damn tall and strong, you’re just a fucking empty frame, hahaha.”
At this time, Dashun's silly voice came out again: "What are you laughing at? Come on and get to work." It took a long time before I saw two people walking out carrying the coffin. I saw the coffin lid.
Since the sutra was fastened, I guessed that Dashun was afraid of the ancient corpse in the coffin, so Erluzi laughed at it.
I said to the village chief: "You have to carry the zombies in the coffin to a sunny place and expose them to the sun for a while before burning them. The sunlight can disperse and kill the corpse poison. If you burn the corpse coffin directly, the corpse poison will spread with the black smoke."
If it gets into the air, it will form a plague."
The village chief nodded after listening to my words, and asked Er Lunzi and Dashun to carry the coffin directly to an open field not far ahead. Er Lunzi and Dashun listened to the village chief's words, carried the coffin, and walked ahead.
Followed behind me, even though this guy looked dumbfounded, I could tell that he was quite thoughtful, because I saw that the ropes tied to the bars were all on the Dashun side, so I could tell that the Dashun side was on the right side.
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