But I don’t think Wang Lingling likes the boss, because when I see her and Xie Xiaofeng looking at each other, there is always a tacit understanding in it. That tacit understanding should only exist between lovers. I really don’t know if I let the boss know.
What should I do in the future? No one mentioned the strange things I encountered in the woods. I gradually got used to the intense study life in university.
Let’s talk about the living conditions of the brothers in our dormitory. I don’t know how to take care of myself because my mother rarely asked me to do housework when I was at home, so I didn’t know how to do laundry or anything like that. But after I got to school
No one is pampering me anymore, I have to do everything by myself. Sometimes I have to wait a week before washing my T-shirts and socks, or buy a dozen socks, and then throw them away when I can no longer wear them.
The four of them gave me the nickname "Asia's No. 1 Environmental Mister".
Once I wore a pair of socks for too long, and the holes in the front were so big that all five toes were exposed. I let Li Bo see it before going to bed at night, and the guy actually smiled and said to me: "Li Chen, you
Where did you buy such a unique wristband?” At that time, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to slip into.
But the one who is more powerful than me is the boss Zhang Meng. This guy can wear a coat all winter, successfully solving the problem of inconvenience of washing clothes in cold weather. So we asked him for tips, and the boss said with an indifferent expression: "I
My clothes are the kind of jackets that can be worn front and back. If one side gets dirty, you can change it to the other side." "What if the other side gets dirty too?" We continued to ask. The boss argued without any shame:
"When the outer side is dirty, the inner side is almost clean." We exclaimed in disbelief: "What? Will the clothes clean themselves?" The boss said: "Because the inner side has been wiped clean on the sweater...
…"faint……
Let me talk about an embarrassing thing I encountered after arriving at school. Our school has swimming lessons. One time I forgot to bring swimming trunks when I went to the swimming pool for class, so I went to the supermarket next to the swimming pool and bought a pair of cheap red swimsuits.
(The cheap ones are not available in other colors.) As a result, I didn’t expect that the quality of these swimming trunks was poor and they actually faded! When I was soaking in the pool, traces of red oozed out from my lower body, rippling in the water...
...An uncle swam past me, looked at the red "blood" under my body, and then looked at my naked upper body. For a moment, his expression became very contradictory...
The most interesting thing is the love story of the boss. He often brags to us about how bad he is at picking up girls. He claims to be a man who has "broken the hearts of millions of girls" and is a "ghost in love."
God opened our eyes and allowed us to see his true 'level'. During self-study in the afternoon, my eldest brother, Li Bo, and I walked around the school and suddenly saw a beautiful woman reading under a tree not far away.
Li Bo, this kid, rolled his eyes when he saw it, and asked: "Boss, don't you always brag that you are good at picking up younger sisters? Let's see if you can demonstrate it to the brothers." The boss laughed and said.
"What's the problem? I can take her away with just a few words." Li Bo said disdainfully, "I think you are just bragging. If you take her away first, I will obey you." The boss ignored him.
He straightened his hair and clothes and walked up to the beautiful woman and said, "Can I ask you for directions?" The beautiful woman was reading a book. She was stunned for a moment and said, "Okay, where do you want to go?" The boss said seriously.
He said, "I'm thinking of you." After hearing what the boss said, Li Bo and I both covered our mouths and snickered.
When the beauty heard this, she said without thinking: "Sorry, this road is blocked." Then she lowered her head and continued reading. Li Bo and I finally couldn't help laughing.
When the boss came back, his big carrot face was neither red nor white and he explained: "Someone must have used this trick on her. Just wait, there will be a beautiful girl in a while. I will try another trick to ensure success." I thought to myself, boss.
It can really be described by the saying that her face is as big as the universe, and her shamelessness is as big as the earth. We searched around the campus and finally found another beautiful woman. The boss pounced on her like a hunting dog that has seen its target.
"Beauty, can you lend me five yuan?" The boss looked like a gentleman. "What are you going to do??" The beauty subconsciously protected her pocket. "I want to call my mother and tell her that I saw a unique person today.
Big beauty." The boss got to the point. "I'm sorry I can't lend it to you." The beauty was very determined. "Why." The boss seemed unwilling to accept it. "Because I want to call the hospital and say that I was scared by a frog.
"The beauty said and left.
The boss showed a very sincere expression and said: "Believe me... I will make you the second happiest person in the world!" "Why not the first..." The beauty seemed to be surprised by what the boss said. "Because if I have
With you...I am the happiest person!" The boss seemed to be intoxicated by his own words. "I think I will soon become the happiest person in the world." The beauty suddenly said, "Why?" The boss said.
She asked doubtfully. "Because I'm about to get rid of you." After the beauty said that, she turned around and ran away... For a moment, I seemed to see a lot of Yoko Baomi on the boss's face...
Finally, let’s talk about the ‘Soochow bitch’ who is the dean of our school. He is the meanest person in our school. If you look at the school rules he has set, you will know how mean he is.
First, excessive actions such as kissing and hugging are not allowed in public places. Violators will be fined 200 yuan. Note: Except for the Su University bitch himself. (Don’t say that once this Su University bitch takes action, the atmosphere on campus will be much better.
.) 2. Students are not allowed to smoke in front of the principal’s office or in the classroom, or to be fraternal with the school leaders. (We bitches in Su University will never have relationships with boys, but that person b is only close to girls.) 3
, When watching a movie in the multimedia classroom, you are not allowed to yell: "Boss, change the plate." (If you let bitch Su know, you will be fined.) 4. You are not allowed to flush the toilet after defecating. (That's what bitch Su is in charge of.
Wide.) 5. Two people are not allowed to hug each other and roll around on the school lawn, regardless of whether they are of the same sex or the opposite sex. (The bitch from Su University once rolled on it after drinking.) 6. No stripping dance is allowed in the school dance hall.
Dance. (That time Bitch Su finished drinking and danced a striptease in front of many people.) 7. Don’t stay on the phone in the dormitory all night. (No matter when you go to Bitch Su, he will be on the phone.
, because he is using the school phone.) 8. Drinking is not allowed in the school. (Because students are willing to make trouble after drinking. Our Su Da bitch’s nose is sharper than a dog’s nose. Even if you eat a piece of wine and candy before a meal, he will
Neng Wen Dao. He also has a nickname called "Douqia") 9. He is not allowed to stay up all night unless there is something special to do (our school is under semi-military management, and he is not allowed to go out until the day of rest. Once the lights are turned off at night
The door to the dormitory building was locked, and some masters of flying over the roof and walking over the wall jumped down from the second floor, thus creating characters like Tieguai Li who haunted the campus. Later, the school sent several beasts to guard outside the wall at night.
Experts who specialize in catching "flying over walls and walls". Because there are so many arrested experts, these beasts are known as "police dogs under the neon lights".) 10. If you don't catch the girl, you are not allowed to ruin her face. Two people at the same time
You are not allowed to duel if you are chasing a girl. (There are countless examples of people being beaten to death and injured for love in our school. The most famous one is a girl who sent two boys to jail, one to hell, and herself to a mental hospital.)
11. Those who don’t have friends of the opposite sex are not allowed to spend the night in the opposite sex’s dormitory. (Bitch Su is most willing to be an adulterer, so his eyes always have needle holes.) 12. You are not allowed to eat Overlord meals in restaurants other than the cafeteria. (
Some brothers who are short of money have the habit of using their urethra to escape after eating.) 13. Don’t lose your student ID card in a ** place. (A hero threw his student ID card into a ** place after going out to have fun, and was eventually picked up by a car.
The police car picked her up from the school.) From now on, there will be 13 school rules set by Su B.
However, there is a 14th school rule set by the students on campus, which is to never go to the small woods on the right side of the old teaching building!!! In this way, the days passed day by day, but such peaceful days passed quickly.
It’s over...
On this day, we were all studying in the classroom, and suddenly I heard: "Xie Xiaofeng... I love you, can you accept my love?" I turned around and looked, and it turned out to be Xu Na in the class in front of everyone.
Faced with Xie Xiaofeng, she made a sincere confession. This Xu Na is quite beautiful, and her family is very rich. The clothes she wears are all famous brands. It seems that she has been pampered since she was a child. And it is said that this school is building a new teaching building.
All the money is shared by his father. So Xu Na is usually the eldest lady with a very bad temper. Once I saw her insulting a girl from the countryside in public, which made me very angry. I usually despise this kind of thing.
People can bully others casually just because they have some bad money in their family.
When I saw Xu Na confessing her love to Xie Xiaofeng, I thought to myself: "Xie Xiaofeng, Xie Xiaofeng, please don't agree to her. This girl is not a good girl. If you choose her, she will look good on you." Facing Xu Na
A true confession. At this time, Xie Xiaofeng stood there with a red face and was at a loss. However, his eyes kept staring at Wang Lingling. Everyone followed Xie Xiaofeng's eyes and looked at Wang Lingling. Wang Lingling was also blushing by everyone. Maybe
Feeling too embarrassed, he stood up and ran out of the classroom. When Xie Xiaofeng saw Wang Lingling running out, he immediately chased after her, completely ignoring Xu Na. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Xiaofeng didn't agree, otherwise
He will have to have multiple grandmothers to 'respect' him."